bold - last night

italics - song lyrics

normal - present

There's a stranger in my bed

     "Harry?!" You shout when you wake up with a start, and he groans tiredly. He tries to sit up, and you shove him away.
     "What the bloody hell are you doing here?" He says thickly, and you bite your lip with frustration, wondering the same thing.

There's a pounding in my head

     You sigh as you feel a headache coming on. Climbing out of the bed, you realize you have no pants on. You bury your face in your hands, and spot your pants on the ground. Your eyes widen with dreaded surprise, and you snatch the pants and shove them on as quickly as possible.

Glitter all over the room

     Walking out into the main room, glitter litters the floor and reflects from the faint early morning light into your eyes. You sigh in pain and frustration, and get out a broom. Starting to sweep, the scottish pirate comes out with messy hair.

Pink flamingos in the pool

     "Why are you sweeping my floor?" He says tiredly, and you look around, realizing it is, in fact, Harry's place. You're distracted when Harry looks out the window, and with distress points in that general direction. "There's- goddamnit, there's flamingos!"

I smell like a minibar

     After turning away from the pirate, you smell your breath, and reel away. You smell like stale crackers and generic beer.

DJ's passed out in the yard

     Once you drop the broom, you go outside with the hope of finding less of a disaster, but sadly you spot Carlos De Vil curled up on the grubby lawn. You kick him once or twice, and when he doesn't budge, you leave him be.

Barbies on the barbecue

     Evie, daughter of the Evil Queen is curled up by the fire, her blue hair shimmering in the soft light coming from the sky. Mal, daughter of Maleficent has her legs propped up against the building, her arms crossed, somehow fast asleep. If you and Harry came here, what are they doing here too?

This a hickey or a bruise?

     Evie wakes up with an elegant sigh, stretching, when she gives you a strange look. 
     "What? Do I have something in my teeth?" You say with a cackle, and she shakes her head.
     "No... more like... a hickey? Or a bruise? I can't tell." You look down, and there is... something, a reddish spot and you sigh with disappointment.

Pictures of last night ended up online

     Carlos triumphantly reveals a camera and waves it sleepily. "I- preserved- everything! And I assume all of you forgot soooooooooo..."

I'm screwed, oh, well

     "Give me that camera, De Vil!" He giggles and starts running. 
     "No way!!" 
     "I need to know what happened!" He continues laughing until he runs into Jay, who wrenches the camera out of his hand.

It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled

     You can't remember anything, but... you think it was as awesome as a party on the Isle of the Lost can get.

Damn

Last Friday night

     "Show me the camera, Jay! I have to know what happened last night!"

Yeah, we danced on tabletops

     You flip through the camera...

     Harry leaped up onto the table, and you laughed as you watched him dance.
     "Well, m'lady, care to join me?" He says drunkenly as he holds out a hand. You nod eagerly, and he takes your hand to haul you up.

And we took too many shots

     You pickpocket someone as you weave through the dance floor, and walk up to the bartender.

     "Hey, could I get... as many shots as possible? All the shots, please?" You slur your words, wobbling on the stool. The bartender then takes the money, and sets down shot after shot. You take a few and wipe your mouth sloppily, then distractedly wave Uma over.

     "Drink this, shrimpy! It makes your mouth feel all- weird, but you feel- good after!" Uma gives you a look, then waves Harry over.

     "I don't do- that, but this one does." She says as she waves goodbye.

Think we kissed, but I forgot

     You gasp as Jay flips to a picture of Harry's lips on yours.

     You grabbed his collar after taking the shots and ran your hands through his hair as he wrapped his arms around your waist.

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards

     The next time you try to get shots, you and Harry giggle as you search each other's pockets for money.

     "We don't have any?" He giggles hysterically and you pout disappointedly, but when he presses his lips to yours your pout curves into a smile.

And got kicked out of the bar

     As the dragon child and the blueberry laugh hysterically, intimidating everyone in the bar, you and Harry laugh and discuss random topics, such as "why do we wear socks?" and "why are eyes shaped like that?" Until the bartender was absolutely done with all your antics, so he kicked you, Harry, Gil, Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos out of his bar.

So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night

     Uma guided a drunk group of us, while glaring at Mal, to the center square of the Isle.

We went streaking in the park

     Once Uma left, some of us drunkenly discarded our coats, leaving us in leather gloves, jewelry, and undergarments.

Skinny dipping in the dark

     "You know what we could do?" Someone suggests, you don't remember who, because you were drunk and they were drunk.

     "What?" You ask, intrigued.

     "We could go swimming!"

     "No, that water's gross!" You whine, and so everyone agrees it's a bad idea.

Then had a ménage à trois

     When you take Harry's hand to go to your house, someone... oh great. Jay tries to come with.

     "No, Jay, no, I just- I want the pirate not-" You shove him away.

     "Go awayyyy." You slur, and he finally leaves you alone.

Last Friday night

Yeah, I think we broke the law

     When Mal finally wakes up, you hear Maleficent shriek from across the Isle. Mal's eyes widen, and she darts away as fast as she can.

Always say we're gonna stop

     "We're never going to do something like this again, right?" Says Harry, hung over as he comes out of the house. 
     "No, never. Never again." You say as you clutch your throbbing head.

This Friday night, do it all again

But this Friday night, do it all again

     And there you were, running with Harry, taking his hand, and laughing joyously. As happy and carefree as a person can be on the Isle of the lost.

Trying to connect the dots

     Once Harry approaches, you all turn back to the camera.
     "Well, we went to the bar first..." Jay says, and Harry gestures vaguely.
     "Di'n't we get kicked out?" He says, and you nod slowly.

Don't know what to tell my boss

     Uma comes walking into the clearing, and looks with disapproval at all of you.
     "I- I'm sorry, Cap'n, I have no idea what happened..." She cocks an eyebrow as she surveys the scene.
     "Well, I know what happened, and it was not dignified." She says with a sigh, and crosses her arms.

Think the city towed my car

     "What happened to my ship?" Harry says, distressed.
     "You stole that ship, and you stole it last week." Uma states, and you laugh.
     "Yeah, I doubt you even need that ship." You say as you elbow him affectionately.

Chandelier is on the floor

     We all head back inside, only to notice in the front that a light has fallen off the wall, and there's parts of the wall strayed across the wood. "The hell!?" Harry says for the second time today.

Ripped my favorite party dress

     When you enter the bathroom and finally take a look at yourself, you notice your jacket has a big tear in it. You groan and drag your hands down your face, then slide to the floor in defeat.             "Great. Just... great."

Warrant's out for my arrest

     "(y/n)!!" Uma shouts angrily from the other room, and you jump up, not wanting to stay there any longer than you need to. She sounded more angry than any form of upset, and either way she has a crew of pirates to back her up.
     "Bye, shrimpy! See you never!" You shout as you leap out of the window.

Think I need a ginger ale

     Your stomach growls, and sadly the only place you can go is the goblin's coffee shop. You like Ursula's fish and chips so much better, but seeing as Uma was upset with you... you can't really go there.

That was such an epic fail

     You shake your head, so annoyed about last night. How could you have let that happen? What did happen between you and Harry?

Pictures of last night ended up online

     Suddenly, you remember the camera. The camera that has pictures of last night recorded, pictures that could ruin your reputation as a cold, evil resident of the Isle.

I'm screwed, oh, well

     You run through the streets, trying to find your way back to Harry's.

It's a blacked out blur, but I'm pretty sure it ruled

     You can't remember! You can't remember, only vague things, nothing at all important. You arrive back at Harry's and run inside.

DamnLast Friday night

     "Harry!" You shout, and he runs into the room. "What?" "Do you remember what happened last night?"

Always say we're gonna stop, whoa

     "No... but I do remember this happened." He says as he jams his lips into yours.

But this Friday night, do it all again

     "I-" You say, breathless.
     "Do you want to do it all again tonight?"
     "Do you?" Whispering, you search his eyes for some sort of sign.
     "Yes."

A/N: so that's an imagine fitting in with the lyrics of "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry in case you couldn't tell! it's not one of the best ones I've written, because I didn't really know what to do with it... but I hope you enjoyed! <3