liza
so, hypothetically

liza
if someone were to be attempting to break into my apartment right now

liza
what would be the best plan of action

bekah boo
Call the police, you idiot.

liza
okay but second hypothetical
question

liza
what if i know that's it's just a drunk ex-girlfriend who's having some troubles

bekah boo
What kind of troubles?

liza
Well

liza
Oops, she's inside, gotta blast

liza
time for drunk ex-girlfriend time

liza
I have a plan for this

liza
no I don't

bekah boo
Liza?
Message Delivered.

bekah boo
You there?
Message Delivered.

bekah boo
Elizabeth?
Message Delivered.

bekah boo
I'm worried now, this isn't funny.
Message Delivered.

bekah boo
Elizabeth Elaine, text me back.
Message Read.

[ there's an ex-girlfriend 👀 ]