EVI WALKED OUT OF THE KITCHEN, eating a fruit bowl. the doctor was just done checking over wanda

"yep, definitely pregnant" he said after he had packed away the stethoscope.

"oh, well that much we figured" joked wanda

"it's just kind of taken us by surprise, it's just kind of sudden, quite suddenly, wasn't it? i mean, practically overnight, i mean— how did this happen?"

evi's eyes grew wide, as vision practically gave away the truth. of course they were all used to their magically insane powers, but nothing of this sort had ever happened before, evi didn't even know that a robot could get someone pregnant, but apparently...

"you see, when a man and a woman love each other very much—" doctor nielsen began answering, not quite understanding the question

"well, we're just ticketed pink! or blue!"

"you're at about four months now, is that right?"

wanda nodded while vision shook his head at the same time, before he switched to nodding as well. doctor nielsen turned around and looked at evi questionly, hoping she could answer the question a tad better

"oh, yes" she nodded "just about four months now, correct"

"i thought as much" the doctor turned back to the pair "we let the little ladies keep tabs on their growing babies with fruit. makes it simple for them"

evi rolled her eyes at that, while wanda and vision looked at each other

"at four months, the fetus is about as big as a pear. at five months, a papaya. six, grapefruit. seven, pineapple. eight, honeydew" the doctor continued

"hypothetically speaking" vision interjected "what size fruit would it be at say, hmm, twelve hours?"

"uh, pardon? twelve hours?"

"he's joking" exclaimed evi at the same time that wanda said "well, i think this line of questioning is fruitless"

"well, hypothetically speaking, should we be concerned?"

"hypothetically speaking, every new father—to—be gets nervous"

"well, i have nerves of steel, so there goes your theory, mister doctor"

"vision, why don't you see the doctor out?" wanda interrupted

"good idea, yes!"

wanda and evi walked into the kitchen together.

"i really can't believe this" smiled evi "finally everything's getting into place like it's supposed to"

"i know" wanda gushed "all my life i have been waiting for this" she waited a moment, until evi had finished the bowl and set it into the sink, before she took her sisters hands in hers. "and i'm so glad you're here to experience it with me— with us, evi"

evi smiled brightly at her sister, before she hugged the older girl. "i wouldn't wanna be anywhere else, i'm so grateful for this home and that i'm allowed to stay here with you, i couldn't ask for anything better"

"oh dear" wanda smiled, laying a hand at her sisters cheek "where else would you belong if not here, and now you're going to be an aunt! how exiting is that?" she laughed

evi was about to answer, when vision walked back into the house. "whoa nelly" he called, upon the sight of wanda turning in his direction "have you gotten bigger?"

"have i?" wanda turned back towards evi and knocked a fruit off the table. before evi could react, vision had caught it thanks to his superspeed. "i can't tell from this angle"

"i can't wait—" vision chuckled and pointed at the fruit still in his hand "—to be a proud papaya!"

wanda and evi both shook their heads at the strange joke.

some time later, wanda was telekinetically assembling a crib in the new nursery. evi walked in as she began to paint the walls.

"you could let me do that" she said "i don't think you should be standing right now"

"she's right" vision agreed from his position on a chair, while he was reading a parenting book "but actually it says here, that what you are experiencing is nesting: the overwhelming urge during pregnancy to clean, organize, and prepare the home for the new baby"

"see? you're an expert already"

wanda opened a box of decorations and flew them up above the crib

"well, nothing to worry about outside of morning sickness, mood swings, aching back, and feet... darling, maybe you should really sit down"

"my words exactly" evi nodded

vision stood up to walk towards wanda

"don't be silly" wanda laughed "all i feel is excitement, happiness, and— oh!"

"what is it?" evi walked forward in concern

"it's only the baby kicking" wanda assured her sister warmly, evi breathed in relief

"kicking? already?" vision felt the belly "wow!"

"oh, it's such a strange sensation" wanda smiled "it's kind of fluttery" she laughed. the decorative butterflies turned into real ones at her laughter. "oh, did i do that? i didn't mean to"

one of the butterflies landed on visions nose "oh, uh, darling?"

"oh" wanda said, gently removing the butterfly and letting them all leave out the window

"well, if that was the first kick, that puts you at about six months! boy, oh, boy, i thought i had super speed. i can't keep up. please don't misinterpret. i can't wait to meet you, billy" he bend down and kissed wanda's belly

"billy?"

"yeah"

"well, i was thinking tommy. just a nice, classic, all—american name"

"hmmm, tommy. hmm. then there's billy, isn't there? named after william shakespeare. 'all the world's a stage. al the men and women, merely players'l

"well, i guess there's only one solution to this debate. hope for a girl" she began painting a stork at the wall

"if it's a girl, you could call her evi" evi smiled proudly at her idea

"wouldn't that be confusing?" wanda wondered "you can't forget that you're still living here as well, just think about calling the baby"

"well, we ought to decide soon." vision interrupted his wife "i estimate the baby's due... it's not constant progression, assuming let logarithmic, but we're i to graph the fetal developments thus far.."

"he's gonna be here before you figure it out"

"...nearest i can conclude is that billy—"

"—tommy"

"mm... is due friday afternoon"

"in three days?" wanda and evi screeched at the same time "maybe i should sit down"

"sorry, guys?" evi held up her hand "am i the only one that's a little bit worried that wanda is a pregnant woman, with certain abilities, she might not be able to control because of fear or pain?"

"don't worry, evi. i've got everything under control"

"well" evi shrugged her shoulders "if you say so"

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some time later, evi was sitting in her room. wanda and vision had decided to head back to the kitchen, so vision could perfect his diaper—changing.

assuming they hadn't much time left, until evi was becoming an aunt, she decided it was about time to make a present for them. the problem was that she didn't knew if it was gonna be a boy or a girl.

she took some paper and tried to make a cute frog, or some other animals.

evi was sure that the baby would be the happiest in the world, especially with wanda and vision as parents. in some kind they were like her parents too. wanda was acting much more like a mother than a sister.

not that evi would mind

she hadn't really had the feeling of a normal family since steve— ste— s— .....

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......

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some time later, evi was sitting in her room. wanda and vision had decided to head back to the kitchen, so vision coil perfect his diaper—changing.

assuming they hadn't much time left, until evi was becoming an aunt, she decided it was about time to make a present for them. the problem was that she didn't knew if it was gonna be a boy or a girl.

she took some paper and tried to make a cute frog, or some other animals.

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A/N
sorry for not posting for forever, i'm trying to wrap up this story now and will be publishing the remaining chapters as fast as possible, i promise :)

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