Safe to say that Buggy was being annoying while he guided Usopp to Nami, all he did was tell horrible jokes that were funny, kept mocking the straw hats and sang horribly. "but you said five degrees starboard" Usopp said when Buggy told him he was going to wrong way "yeah, it's the other starboard captain shit-tastic" Usopp mumbled something about Buggy so he turned his head around to look at him

"what was that? why don't you say it to my face?!" "talk to the hands... oh wait you don't have any" Miyu laughed at her joke and at the clowns angry expression "when I get my body back you'll regret that!" Miyu walked to the clown's head and pat his blue hair "I bet I can cut you like cheese." He tried to bite her hand but he missed.

"Hey morning champ!" Miyu followed Buggy's eyes, Zoro was there.  He walked up the steps to the three "I know Luffy made a deal with you to find Arlong, clown, but if this is another one of your tricks-" Buggy cut him off "what are you gonna do? Bleed on me?" Buggy laughed and made fun of Zoro's bloody bandages. 

Miyu grabbed Buggy's head with her hands "Woah woah woah woah what? wait is it because I told your boyfriend to bleed on me? He can bleed on me if he wants! I mean a deals a deal, all right? You want your map back, I want my body!!" Miyu held his head over the ocean, if she dropped his body he would drown to death.

"Come on how about I sing a nice sea shanty to pass the time? Oh there once was a girl with tangerine hair stole my map and left me stranded somewhere, truly a crafty and crooked young lass,  but you can't deny she had a spectacular a-" He stopped singing his song when she put her hand over his red lips "Can you hand me that over there?" She pointed to one of the barrels that had water inside of it, Zoro handed it over to her.

"Stop singing your song" "But she does have a spectacular ass!" Miyu dunked his head inside the cold water, he tried to tell her to get him out of the barrel but she could barely hear him. "Hmm?" She took his head out of the water "I said get me the hell out of there! You idiot! Can't you hear?!?" Miyu sighed again with a fake pout "I think my hands are slipping!" She joked as she started to dunk his head back in the barell "No no no no! Please no! I'm sorry okay! Let me go!!" He bit her finger, but because of that he fell inside the water. "Son of a bitch!" She looked at her finger, teeth marks forming.

"I say keep him in there" Zoro looked down in the barrel, his blue hair was the only thing visible "Luffy would kill us though" Usopp looked over at Zoro "I'll get him out since you guys are afraid of a bodyless clown"  She reached in and got him out, his eyes were closed and his mouth was agape "I think we killed him!" Usopp started to freak out "I can get my Berries now." Zoro smirked "good job Miyu" Miyu looked at the head that was in her hands, Luffy is definitely going to kill her. 

"WAAAA" Buggy yelled, that made both Miyu and Usopp scream, Zoro acted like it was nothing and he looked a little bit disappointed. Buggy's head fell on the ground with a thump, Miyu still was freaked out so she kicked his head down the steps of the ship "Ow! What was that for!!" Bugyy yelled in pain "You little shit! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" Miyu yelled at him with her hand over her heart "Y-yeah! what she said!" Usopp had his green slingshot in his hands, aiming it towards the clowns head that was on the floor.

"Oh come on! It was funny!" He laughed again "What's funny is that you don't have limbs." She threw the top of the barrel on his head "Stop doing that!" Miyu let out a laugh with her hand on her stomach and her other arm pointing at Buggy's head with a barrel lid on it  "I'm going to check on Luffy and sir gorgeous" Miyu stopped laughing and wiped her watered eyes "Yeah okay, sir hot" She smirked at the nickname she made up for Zoro "please don't ever call me that again" "your face says otherwise" She pointed out, his face was bright pink. He grunted and turned around in embarrassment "you're so cute" Usopp raised his eyebrows "Uh what is going on...?" He asked, his voice got higher "just talking." 

Miyu went down the steps and took the lid off of Buggy's face "ugh finally! Can you scratch my nose? I think ants crawled on it." He wiggled his nose "I think I should let you suffer" Buggy clenched his jaw "No! Don't leave me here missy!" He snapped "Okay fine I'll scratch your nose" She grabbed her small knife, she pointed the tip on his nose "What are you doing? I need a finger to scratch my nose. A finger!" Miyu shrugged, she gently pressed the blade on his nose and scratched it, no way she was putting her finger on his nose. 

"there" She put her knife in her pocket "that feels much better" He sighed  "Land ho!"  Usopp yelled, he pointed out in front of the ship, Miyu followed where his finger pointed, there was a land. Conomi Island.

They all got off of the ship when they landed "I'm not carrying the clown." Usopp spoke "Me neither. He's  annoying, Zoro?" Miyu looked over at Zoro "I think he should carry him" he looked at Sanji "fine." He snatched the bag from Usopp and carried it "So brave!" Miyu said on purpose just so Zoro reacted, he was not happy, jealously filled his body but he acted as if he wasn't.

"what happened here?" Miyu questioned, the small wooden houses were all broken, no villagers were outside... "pirates." Sanji answered her, he readjusted his black bag that laid on his shoulder. They kept walking until they saw a small house flipped over on its strawed roof "Arlong did this" Was all Luffy has to say

"Hey, shit hat! I think we can all agree that Arlongs a bad fish, but why don't why quit lollygagging and get my body back?" Buggy spoke from the bag "keep talking I'll gag you up with a sock in your mouth" Miyu threatened "you wouldn't!" "how about you take him for a while?" Sanji offered to Usopp "ohh new guy carries the clown head." Sanji looked annoyed and put his bag back on his shoulder.

"What's that sound?" Miyu asked when there were people chattering somewhere around "Let's find out" Luffy followed the noise, the noise ended up being a crowd of people. "We don't have much time and we're short again this month" The guy holding a box spoke to the crowd, a guy with a white bowl dumped something in the wooden box "is it enough?" He asked the guy with the beard, he shook his head 'no'

"Do we have time to get some more?" A older woman asked him "No" Nami walked between the people, Miyu instantly got tense "you don't" Miyu took a step but Zoro stopped her with his hand on her stomach, they all watched Nami and what she was doing. A darker woman with blue hair and a old woman with black hair walked away from Nami, she must've said something.

Once the crowd started to leave, thats when Nami spot the Straw Hats "What are you doing here?" She asked "What are you doing here, hmm? Gonna steal from the too?" Miyu shot back at her "Calm down" Zoro whispered in her ears "Shut up" 

"This is where I belong." Nami said while she carried something"I don't believe that. This is not you." Luffy looked into Nami's blue eyes "No. This isn't the me you want me to be." Luffy walked closer to her "Nami.. if you need help-" Nami cut him off "No, I don't need help from any of you." She looked at everyone "Arlong wanted the map and I conned you into getting it for me and you bought it. I was never apart of your stupid crew"   Miyu balled up her fist so hard that they were turning more white than her, Zoro put his hand on her hands to calm her down a bit, which did work.

"you don't mean that" Luffy denied her true self "take the rest of these clowns and sail away from here. I never want to see you again" After saying her hurtful words she started to walk away "okay that went as bad as it could." He scratched his dreadlocks "so back to the boat before the fishermen?" Usopp asked the Captain "theres something else going on here" Sanji squinted his eyes "she was very clear she wants us to leave" Sanji turned his body to Zoro "you don't know women. They never say what they mean" Zoro turned his body to Sanji "Tell me again why the cook gets a say." 

Miyu sighed at the two, all they did was bicker. "don't you guys get it? She's one of them. She's a bad guy. The villagers are terrified of her" Usopp explained the situation, he was right. She was a bad guy and she always was. 

"not all of them... Hey!" Luffy yelled to the guy who held the boxes earlier "scar guy" he walked to him "who were those ladies? you know? the one with the cool hair and older one?"  scar guy walked out of his room to the outside  "who wants to know?"  

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy. I'm a pirate-" "hunter" Zoro added onto his sentence since the village despises pirates "We're here to collect Arlongs bounty." Zoro walked besides Luffy "You? I've seen men twice your size and twice your number go into Arlong park. None of them ever came back." he fixed his hat "We just want to talk to them" Luffy told the man "Trust me you don't. But if it'll get you out of my town, try that house down that road" He pointed to the direction "on the edge of the tangerine grove."

Luffy ran to the house "thank you" Miyu thanked the man, he tilted his hat in response. Everyone ran to the tangerine bushes nearby, they were everywhere. Miyu grabbed a tangerine off of the bush, she felt Zoro glaring at her "I'm hungry" She pealed the orange peal off and took a piece off and ate it, luckily it was fresh. 

Usopp started to freak out and started to say things like 'we should bring a boat here if you don't want to walk back'  But that was just his way of trying to escape from walking. "this is hers?" She asked when there was a small little house that was alone "must be." As soon as they made it to the door, the blue haired woman came out with a gun in her hands "turn around and leave. Now." "that's what i've been saying" Usopp hid behind Zoro, scared of the gun.

The older woman walked behind the blue haired one "Nojiko put the gun down" She stood on the right of Nojiko to look at who was at the door, her eyes trailed past them but stopped at Miyu. She squinted her eyes then her eyes got wide like she saw an alien "Miyu?" She asked with her mouth opened, Miyu looked at her confused until she saw the sea shell necklace on her neck 

"Mom?"

A/N

We're almost done with this fanfic.... until season 2 am I right?? Also Miyu's mom is played by Michelle Yeoh :)

Published on September 29th