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Audrianna's POV

"Okay, a few more.. Ah." Schwoz took pictures of us

"Oh hey! Wave to the girls! Hey look at all those hot girls on the beach!" Captain Man beamed "Hi girls!" he said in a high pitched voice

I turned to Kid Danger, furrowing my eyebrows.

"Sorry, girls.. I- I have a girlfriend." He looked away

"Correct answer."

"Come on, get into it." Captain Man demanded

"What? We are."

"You wanna get into showing in front of the girls.."

"You're embarrassing me in front of girls that don't exist." Kid Danger confronted

"Ah, c'mon! Show me some emotion!" Schwoz instructed "Ah.. Give me some feels baby!"

"Yeah, c'mon kids, we're on the beach in Hawaii!" Captain Man nudged my arm playfully

"No, we're not." I spat out

"I feel dumb." Kid Danger added

"Hey. Do you have any idea how many people wish that they were gonna be featured in the new Swellview calendar?"

"Well go find them." Kelly glared at him

"We don't wanna do this." Charlotte whined

"Hey look everybody, Charlotte and Kelly are complaining, that's fresh." Captain Man said blankly, making Kid Danger and I snigger

Kelly grabbed her surfboard and smacked it against his head.

An alarm started beeping.

"Hey.. Hotline call." Kid Danger pointed out before he grabbed the flower in his hair and tucked it behind my ear, giving me two flowers.

"Yeah. Schwoz, Charlotte, Kelly, get over there so you won't be seen." Captain Man demanded

"Kay, kay."

Captain Man threw his towel over Charlotte's head.

"Hey!" she yelled

He pressed a button on the control panel, picking up the call "This is Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl." he nudged me

"Uhh.." I quickly took off the flowers behind my ear, making Kid Danger smile "What- what is your emergency?"

"Actually, it's your emergency." Dr. Minyak popped up on video

"Minyak." Captain Man gritted through his teeth

"Doctor Minyak." he corrected

"Pfft. You're no doctor." Captain Man spat out "You're just evil."

"Uh, those two things aren't mutually exclusive, you know."

"What does.. What does that mean?"

"It means a person can be a doctor and evil all at the same time."

"Yeah, well- nobody likes you-" Captain Man got cut off by Kid Danger dragging both of us under the control panel.

"Ah- hey! What are you doing?" I whisper-yelled

"I think Dr. Minyak is at my house." Kid Danger whispered

"What?" Captain Man's eyes widen

"What is he doing there?" I questioned

"I don't know, but-"

"Hey now! Where did you go?! I demand attention!" Dr. Minyak yelled as we all got up

"Alright Minyak, where are you?" Captain Man asked

"Uh, who, me? Ohh, I just happen to be at the house of the president of your Man Fans." he moved the camera to show Piper.

Kid Danger reacted quickly "Pi-" I placed my hand in front of his chest, stopping him just in time

"Wait- what was that?" Dr. Minyak asked "What did he say?"

"Uh, I think he was gonna say piiii... napple."

"Pineapple!"

"Guess who loves pineapple?"

"Yeah, I love pineapple."

"This one loves it."

"Yeah, this is all pineapple!"

"Or he could have been talking about the number Pi."

"Oh, yeah.."

"3.14.. Y'know, that's Pi.."

"-8675398, Jenny's got your number-.."

"-then it just keeps going.."

"-gotta make you mine.. Lyrics. Yeah."

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Henry's POV

"Okay, Minyak." I  began

"Mmm?"

"We know exactly where you are."

"So you just wait right there like a good little jerk, and we'll be there in a few minutes with our fists." Captain Man added

"Six fists." Danger Girl continued

"Yeah. It's gonna be a real fistival." Captain Man spat out

"A what?" Dr. Minyak furrowed his eyebrows

"Wait- what- what'd you say?" Danger Girl asked

"I said fistival. Y'know, like a festival? But with fists.."

"Oh God, that's so stupid." Dr. Minyak chimed in

"Is not!" Captain Man argued back "You're stupid!"

"Hey, hey," I nudged Captain Man's chest "y'know what you should've said?"

"No?"

"You coulda said 'I hope you're thirsty, 'cause we're bringing some punch.'."

"Ah, yes! Punch. That's very clever." Dr. Minyak beamed

"I'm losing braincells from this." Danger Girl muttered blankly

"Just c'mon, let's go attack Minyak." Captain Man demanded

"Let's do it." I added

"Noo!" Minyak yelled "If you three super series don't stay right where you are, this kid flies." he pointed the camera to Piper

"Help! He's got a Hebrew Meter!" Piper yelled

"Heliometer!" Dr. Minyak corrected

"Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean the kid flies?" Captain Man questioned

"Yeah, what do you mean flies?" I furrowed my eyebrows

"You see, if I use this to blast the helium in those balloons, it will geometrically increase their heliosity, and then your president will fly straight up, through the ceiling, and she won't stop until she hits the moon." he pointed the camera to Piper

"The moon!?" Piper yelled

"Alright now.." Danger Girl's eyes widened

"Okay, you listen to me Doctor Minyak, if you hurt that girl, you're dead meat." I threatened, making Danger Girl nudge me

"Not- not that I know that girl... Personally. I just care so much 'cause it's my job to care.. About people like that girl in that chair which I-"

"Okay, that's enough." Danger Girl whispered, making me shut up

Damnit. I hate the fact that she can get me to shut up.

"No, you listen!" Minyak demanded "For the next three hours, my minions will be traveling all over Swellview; robbing, stealing, burgling, all the evil gerunds. And the three of you will do nothing to stop me. Because I'm watching you, Kid Danger, Danger Girl, and Captain Man. And if you leave my view.." he pointed the camera back to Piper "The girl flies!"

"Fine. We'll just call the police." Danger Girl crossed her arms

"If you call the police.. The girl flies!"

"G'ah!" Captain Man groaned

"Thought that was gonna work." she whispered

Dr. Minyak kept chuckling "Yes! Yes!"

They caught Jasper behind them, holding up a vase.

"Uhm," he brought the vase down "Is this yours?"

"No." Nurse Cohort stared at him

"Kay." he put the vase on a shelf before sitting back on the couch

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Audrianna's POV

We listened intently to Dr. Minyak's conversation with someone.

"Now! I want Jimbo to rob the Inside Out Burger Restaurant on Doheny." Dr. Minyak demanded "And I want Rico to break into the funeral home and steal all their snacks!"

I noticed Kelly, Charlotte, and Schwoz slowly crawling from under the monitor table

"Guys! Guys!" Charlotte whispered "Psst. Psst."

Schwoz blew raspberries at us to try to get our attention.

"Geez!"

"Gross."

"Ew."

"You sprayed my face."

"Just listen, Charlotte, Schwoz, and I think we know a way that you can go stop Dr. Minyak."

"We can't go anywhere." Captain Man gritted through his teeth

"We have to stay here." I added

"No. Doctor Minyak just has to think you're here." Charlotte said

"But how can we uh--"

"Shh! Just wait there." Schwoz instructed

"We'll be back." Kelly reassured

"Wait- what?"

"Will you- will you just tell us what the plan is?"

"What are you three talking about?" Dr. Minyak chimed in

"Uhh.."

"Uh.."

"Just- just-"

"Kid Danger and Danger Girl's marriage." Captain Man blurted out

"What?!" I turned to him while Kid Danger remained speechless beside me, blushing wildly.

"Oh, congratulations."

"No- we're not- Danger Girl and I are not getting married." Kid Danger reassured

"Yeah, we were actually talking about-"

"Cheeses!" Captain Man said

"Yeah, cheeses that we enjoy."

"Yeah, I'm really into cheddar."

"I like manchego- a hard Spanish cheese.."

"I don't like cheese." I blurted out

"Well I hate cheese aswell. Especially the Spanish ones that are hard."

We all just nodded along.

"And I hate you!"

"Ah."

"Cool."

"Fair enough."

"We appreciate the feedback."

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"Yes. Go ahead and distract Minyak." Schwoz was talking to Charlotte and Kelly on the phone

"Got it. Bye."

We saw Dr. Minyak open the door "Yes, hello?"

"Hi! We're selling double-A batteries." Kelly said cheerfully

"You're selling what?"

"Okay, now he's not looking! Quick! Hurry!" Schwoz whispered

We quickly stepped out of the camera and walked up to the backdrop of the Man Cave

"Okay, uh how does this work?"

"Yeah, yeah, what does it do?"

"It will make Minyak think that you're still in the Man Cave." Schwoz explained "Now stand side by side and turn around! Hurry!"

"Okay, alright!"

"Alright! Alright!"

"Geez, okay!"

"Now, just do this-" Schwoz tried to buckle Kid Danger's belt

"This goes across the whole way?"

"What? No, no, no, no-"

"This is the best you can do, Schwoz?!" Captain Man yelled "A poster and some belts?!"

Schwoz gasped.

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"And.. Now!" Schwoz demanded

"Yes.. My three friends being good little boys and girl." Dr. Minyak said

"It's working, now hurry! Go rescue Piper and Jasper!" Schwoz beamed

"Right."

"C'mon."

"Let's go."

We started walking but Captain Man accidentally hit a cart.

"Ow!" I hissed

"Hmm. Nurse Cohort, quick, come look at this."

"Look at what?"

"The quality of the picture on this television. Isn't it fabulous?"

".. I guess."

"Ah! I know! I be it's one of those fork TVs."

"Fork?" Nurse Cohort turned to hin

"Yes. Very high resolution. Fork."

"Wait uhm.. I-I think you mean 4K." Kid Danger corrected him

"4K? Pfft. It's not French."

We ignored him and kept walking sideways until we reached the elevator where we tried to fit the backdrop inside.

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"There you guys are!" Kelly beamed

"C'mon! Hurry! Hurry up!" Charlotte demanded

Kelly removed her shades "Where have you guys been?"

"Shhhhh!" we shushed her

"What was that?!" Dr. Minyak quickly ran on screen

"What?" I asked

"Did I hear a little girl?"

"Uhhhh.."

"No, that's uhh.."

"That- that's just a.. That's just a game we play." I reasoned "Here.. In the Man Cave."

"Uh-- yeah! It's called uh Little-Little Girl, Shush." Captain Man added

"Oh hey, Captain Man and Danger Girl." Kid Danger said in a high pitched voice

"Ahh- shush little girl!" I shushed him

"See? Fun!" Captain Man beamed

"No more games!" Dr. Minyak demanded

"Mm-mm, no.." we shook our heads

"Sorry." Kelly whispered

"So what are you gonna do now?" Charlotte asked "Just go in there and get him?"

"No, that would be stupid."

"No."

"Nuh-uh."

"We'd never fit through the front door." I whispered

"We have to go in the back way." Captain Man added

"Alright, go." Kelly insisted

"Let's go." we started walking through the back.

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We sneaked through the backyard but Piper saw us so we signaled her to distract Minyak as she nodded.

"Hey! Doctor Minyak!" Piper yelled "Dr. Minyak! Yo! Over here! Look at me!"

"Wait, hold- hold on Maurice.. I'll call you back." Minyak hung up the phone "Now what is it?"

"Uh.."

"What do you want?"

"Uhmm.. Well, I was just curious.. Umm.. Are you and Nurse Cohort like- a couple?"

"Ha!" Nurse Cohort laughed

"Did you just laugh?"

"Uh.. Yeah. I was just uh.. Laughing at Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl on the TV." she reasoned

We stopped in our tracks, smiling awkwardly at the camera.

"I don't see what's so funny about them." Minyak spat out

"Uh- So!" Piper chimed in "Have you and Nurse Cohort ever gone on a date?"

"Well.. Not an official date. But Nurse Cohort and I have one of those 'will they, won't they' relationships."

"Mmmm.. Yeah, not really." she shook her head

"What? Are you going to pretend you don't have a little crush on me?"

"I don't have to pretend. I don't have any kind of crush on you."

"Well. Why not?! I mean, is it me?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. Oh, I see. And who, pray tell.. Do you have a crush on?"

"Well.." she started at Captain Man

"Captain Man?! Him?!"

Captain Man, Kid Danger, and I smirked.

"Yeah, I think he's cute." Nurse Cohort awed at him

"She's not wrong.." Captain Man mumbled

"You shut up!" Minyak demanded

"Why don't you say that to my face."

"I just did."

I sighed "Turn around."

"Turn around- don't see the point of that." he turned around into a full circle

"Turn around and keep your head up." Captain Man demanded

"Keep my head up.." he turned around and saw us "Now.. Haha.."

"Surpriiiise.." we smiled widely

Minyak quickly pulled out his heliometer and pointed it at Piper before pointing it at us.

At this point, we didn't even know where to point.

Minyak pointed the heliometer back to Piper "Ha! Now drop your weapons. Or else I'll send your president up through the roof and somewhere over the rainbow where the bluebirds die!"

We spotted Jasper underneath the counter as he gave us a quick nod.

"Okay, we'll drop 'em."

"Alright.."

"Fine.."

"Ha! I've won again! Yes!"

"AHH!" Jasper lunged at him

We tried to move but Nurse Cohort stopped us.

"Don't move!" she demanded while Jasper tried to fight Dr. Minyak

One of the Man Fans grabbed a horn and blew it at her face, making her stumble onto a chair as they took away her weapon.

"Ha! Nurse this!" the little girl yelled

"No!" Nurse Cohort ran out the door

"Get her!"

"Come back you coward!"

"C'mon, kids. Let's take off this rig." Captain Man demanded

"Let's do it!" we took off the belts attached to the Man Cave backdrop

"Ha! You lost the grapple!" Minyak yelled before turning around "Hey you! Put the president back in that chair!"

While he was distracted, Captain Kan grabbed the heliometer.

"Disarm!" He pointsd the blaster at him

"What the-" Dr. Minyak stepped back "You give me that back!"

"I don't want to."

"But I'll give you my palm." I spoke up

"Your palm? What do you mean?"

I face palmed Dr. Minyak, knocking him out on a chair

"Nice face palm." Kid Danger smirked

"Thank you." I smiled cheekily

"Hey, can I borrow that for a second?" he turned to Captain Man

"Sure."

"Thank you." he grabbed the heliometer and turned to Dr. Minyak "Hey, Minyak!"

"What-.. No, no, no, no! No! Don't use my own heliometer against me!"

"Why shouldn't I?"

"Well it's too on the nose."

"Tell it to the bluebirds." I mocked his accent

"Over the rainbow." Kid Danger shot the balloons with heliometer

"NO!!" Dr. Minyak flew through the ceiling

"Despite this comeuppance, I'll be back!" he yelled "Eventuallyyyy!"

"Hey, I'm ho-" Mr. Hart walked in and looked around in shock "Okay.. Is anyone I know dead?"

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ONE DAY AHHHH AND THEN I CAN FINALLY TAKE A FAT ASS BREAK.

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