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Audrianna's POV

"Ah, Where'd he go?!" I asked

"There! He went down the alley." Captain Man answered "Where are you, Jeff?!"

You're only making it worse by running!" Kid Danger yelled as we tried to look for Jeff

"Shut up!" Jeff yelled before we heard a loud shattering noise

"What was that?" Kid Danger stopped in his tracks

"It came from over there." I pointed out

"Come on, let's get him!" Captain Man yelled "We saw you go in there, Jeff!"

"You're not gonna get away!" Kid Danger yelled

We ran in front of the Beta Maximus store and saw a hole in the glass window.

"Alright, c'mon. Let's go through the window." I suggested

"Nah, let's use the door." Captain Man chimed in

"The door's probably gonna be locked."

"That's okay, I brought my foot." he kicked open the door while Kid Danger and I followed him in

"Alright, Jeff! Where is your stupid.. Self?"

Jeff lunged at Captain Man, wrapping him in film.

"I'm takin' you down!" Captain Man yelled

"Jeff, stop it! What are you doing?!" Kid Danger scolded

"Behave!" I yelled "You're embarrassing yourself!"

"Will you quit it?!" Kid Danger shouted, making him stop.

"Alright, Jeff. We don't know how you escaped from jail or why you jumped through that window, but you're going--" Jeff cut me off by punching me in the face, making me stumble back to the door.

"Ow!" I glared at him

"Jeff!" Kid Danger scolded

"Aww, what happened to using our words man?!" I held my nose in pain

"Alright you dopey thug, time for your nap." Captain Man blasted him

"OW!" Jeff whined, but still stood upright "You bass hat!" he ran away

"Wait, why didn't your laser knock him out?" Kid Danger asked

"I dunno.." Captain Man shrugged

"It's 'cause I'm tough as butt, that's why. Haha!" Jeff chimed in but I blasted him again "Ow! You horse pile!"

"Wait, what's wrong with these things?" I stared at my remote

"I don't know.." Captain Man grabbed Kid Danger and I's remotes "Unless.."

"Did you forget to charge these last night, like I told you to?" he turned to Kid Danger

"Oh. Well.."

"Hehe. Later!" Jeff tried to run but we all blasted him

"Ow, gah!"

"How could you forget to charge the lasers?" I asked, diverting my attention back to Kid Danger

"Well I was gonna charge them but then you made me go get you a pumpkin-spice latte." he confronted and I just shrugged in response

"Well you can't get pumpkin spice lattes all year round y'know. It's a seasonal item." I spat out

"Alright, I'm sorry I didn't charge the lasers. Okay?"

"Oh, you're sorry? What if we'd been goin' after a real criminal, huh?" Captain Man chimed in

"Hey! I'm a real criminal." Jeff chimed in

"A real stupid one!" Kid Danger turned to him

Jeff scoffed "Oh, I'm stupid? You dopes are the ones with inadequate lasers." he chuckled

"Oh, that's it." we all blasted him

"Ow!" he started throwing DVDs at us

"Get him!" Captain Man yelled

"I wanna talk to a lawyer!" Jeff whined

"You can't afford a lawyer!" I continued blasting him

He threw a huge sack at Captain Man "Couldn't we just get some dinner or something-- ow!"

Captain Man blasted him repeatedly.

"Ow! Ow!! Come on!" we all tried to blast him

"This is your fault, kid!" Captain Man scolded "Get him, just get him will you?!"

"We're trying!" I yelled at him

He tried to blast Jeff but missed, hitting Kid Danger's eye.

"Ow!"

Jeff chuckled but we all blasted him "Ow!"

"That one made me real dizzy." He said droopingly

"Go down!" Captain Man yelled

"Your lasers can't stop me.."

"One more.." Captain Man groaned

"Ow.. I'm still conscious."

"One more." Captain Man demanded as Kid Danger and I casually kept zapping him

"And.. One more."

We zapped Jeff one last time.

"Oh.. That did it." he fell to the floor

"Nice."

"Finally."

"Woo."

"Now uh, pick up all these movies and put 'en back on the shelves." Captain Man ordered

"What- why?" I furrowed my eyebrows

"Because it's our responsibility to leave this store the way we found it."

"But this place has been abandoned since like the 1900s." I confronted

"Put the movies on the shelves." His voice was stern

"But it's dangerous- this place is falling apart."

"Movies on the shelves."

"But-"

"On the shelves."

"But what about the-"

"The shelves."

"But-"

"Shelves."

"But.."

"Shelves." he spat out

"Dah!" I groaned

We all started re-organizing the movies but heard something break. I turned around to see Kid Danger stuck in the floor.

"Wha-" he tried to get out

"Seriously? Now you wanna play?" Captain Man asked

"I'm not playing. I fell through the stupid floor when I was picking up a VHS tape of Good Burger."

"You found Good Burger?!" Captain Man asked "Well where'd it- hah!" he picked up the VHS tape

"Oh my gosh, I love this movie!" I beamed

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger-" Captain Man and I sang before he fell into the floor next to Kid Danger

"Can I take your order..?" Captain Man continued singing

"Oh God." I furrowed my eyebrows

"Help us out, will you kid?" Captain Man pleaded

"Okay, come on-" I went to grab Kid Danger's hand but ended up falling into the floor aswell

"Now we're all stuck." Kid Danger blurted out

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Kid Danger's phone was buzzing, Charlotte was calling but he couldn't reach it.

"C'mon kid, can't ya reach your phone?" Captain Man asked

"No I can't reach my phone. I'm in a hole." he spat out "You know that."

The phone stopped buzzing after a while.

"I'm so hungry." Kid Danger mumbled

"Yeah well.. I have to pee." Captain Man added

"Well I'd much rather have to pee than be hungry."

"Wrong." he spat out

"I- I'm wrong?" Kid Danger raised an eyebrow

"Peeing is greater than hunger."

I scoffed "Alright man, well if you have to pee so bad why don't you just pee alright? Just- just pee."

"In my Captain pants?" Captain Man furrowed his eyebrows

"Yeah, why not?" I asked

"You're sick." Captain Man spat our

"I don't think I'm sick."

"Well, think again. Your whole generation's just.. Messed up, sick."

"Y'know, when you generalize." I spoke up

Yeah?" Captain Man asked

"You tell general.. Lies." I spat out

Captain Man screamed "I can't take it! I can't take Jeff's snoring anymore!" he tried to free himself

"I know, I know, I know. Let's yell as loud as we can, at the same time." Kid Danger suggested

"Good idea. Maybe that'll wake him up."

"Yeah, maybe." Kid Danger added

"On three. One." I began

"Two." Kid Danger added

"Three-" we started screaming as loud as we can

"Jeff! Jeff! Jeff one! Jeff two!" Captain Man yelled

"Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeff! Jeffffff!" we yelled

"Jeff!"

"I'm so hungry." Kid Danger blurted out

"I'm so pee-filled." Captain Man added

"I'm so thirsty.." I continued

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"Oh God, I'm so thirsty.." I groaned

"Look kid, I know you're thirsty but you need to just stay fo- AHHH! A rat! Ah! Look, a rat! Rat! Rat! Rat!" Captain Man yelled

"I wish that rat would walked right into my mouth." Kid Danger whined

"Look kids, you need to stay strong. Alright? I mean how do you think I feel? I've had to pee since last night."

Kid Danger and I tried to sniffle in our laughters while Jeff snored behind us.

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I woke up and saw Kid Danger trying to catch a fly but failed.

"Hey, you're awake. How do you feel?" he turned to me

"Like I'm gonna pass out." I stared at him blankly as he continued trying to eat the fly

"Kid, what are you doing?" Captain Man asked

"I'm starving okay? So I'm trying.." he snapped his mouth shut "To eat.." he snapped his mouth again ".. This fly."

"Oh my God." I whispered

"That is nauseating." Captain Man slat out "How can you even think about eating a.." the fly flew past him and he tried to eat it "No.. Come here."

"No, I'm hungrier."

"Come here. I need it!"

"I saw it first!"

"Fly! Fly into my mouth!"

"Come here!"

"I promise you a quick and easy death." the boys continued fighting over the fly while I felt like I was gonna faint as I stared at them blankly.

"Pleasee.."

"Ahh.."

Jeff woke up with a smushed rat on his stomach "Aw gross, a rat." he lifted the rat off of him

"Jeff. Jeff!" Captain Man called out

He groaned "What?"

"Get over here, right now." he demanded

Jeff chuckled "You guys are in holes."

"Thank you, Jeff. We didn't realise we were in holes." I said sarcastically

"Just grab Kid Danger's phone, call the police, tell 'em to come here right now." Captain Man instructed

"No."

"N-"

"Wha-"

"I'm not playing with you Jeff! Call the cops and tell them to get here so they can get us outta these holes." Captain Man demanded

"So, you're sayin'.." Jeff crouched down to us "You can't get outta these holes by yourselves?"

"That's right, Jeff!" he yelled "We can't get outta these holes!"

"Ah, geez. Any six to twelve year old could understand this." Kid Danger groaned

"Okay." Jeff stroked his chin "So, just to confirm.." he got down and put his chin on the palm of his hands "You guys are stuck in these holes."

"Geez! Yes we're stuck!"

"Fuck you!"

"Yes, in the holes! We're stuck in the holes! We're stuck in these two holes, Jeff!!"

"Ha.. Ha.." Jeff laughed excitedly "YES!" he got up "Yeah! I finally did it!"

"No, no-"

"I took on Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl- and I'm victorious!"

"No, no, you lost fair and square.."

"Fuck you."

"Ah! Look at me! I'm Jeff! Master criminal!" He laughed "Oh! da, da, da, da, da, da.."

"Oh now he's dancing." I groaned

"Sorry losers! You've been hole trapped!" he taunted us

"You did not trap us, Jeff!"

"We fell through the stupid floor!"

"Fuck you!"

"Oh yeah?" he scoffed "That's your story. My story is I trapped you, and my story's gonna have pics!" he started taking photos of us

"Aw, don't do tha-"

"Aw, come on!"

"Jackass!"

"Ahh let's get the butt filter in there." he crouched down, facing his butt towards us while he kept taking pictures

"God, I hate you so much!"

"Alright, freeze, Jeff!" I heard a familiar voice yell, when I turned around it was Charlotte, Kelly, Jasper, and Piper all holding blasters.

"What the.."

"Oh."

"Oh boy."

"Who are you?" Jeff asked

"While Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl are stuck in those holes; I'm in charge." Jasper stated

"No, I am!" Piper yelled

"No, you're the designated driver!" Jasper argued back

"None of you are in charge!" Kelly yelled

"Okay, I don't know where you brats came from but you better get outta here unless you want me to put you guys in holes like I did with Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl."

"Okay, he did not put us in these holes!"

"We fell through these rotten old wooden floors!"

"We are a victim of wood rot!"

"Liars! They oughta call you guys Captain Liar, Fib Danger, and Danger Fraud!"

"Alright, Jeff. Put your back behind your hands!" Jasper demanded

"Other way." Charlotte corrected him

"Put your hands behind your back!" he repeated

"No!"

"Well.. If ya don't, ima blast you with this!" Jasper threatened

"Son! Don't blast anyone, just call the police." Captain Man insisted

"Yeah, son!" Kelly shouted

"Hey, kid! I'm gonna sit on Captain Man with my butt!" Jeff said

"No you're not." they pointed their blasters at him

"Look at this.."

"Jeff- don't do it!"

"I'm squatting!"

"Don't do it!"

"I'm comin' back slowly.." he started crouching down

"Blast him! Blast him now!" Captain Man demanded

"Do it!" I yelled

"Blast him! Blast him!" Piper yelled

Jasper pointed the blaster on his forehead and accidentally blasted himself.

"Oh my God!" Kelly spat out as the girls helped him up

"Come on!"

"Come on, get up!" they nudged him but eventually gave up and pointed the blasters back at Jeff.

"Ha! Now I've defeated three dudes!"

"Okay, that's it!" Piper yelled

"Uh, Piper, I don't know-" Charlotte and Kelly tried to stop her

"Hey skunk bag!" she started blasting Jeff

"Hey, hey!"

"Piper, c'mon! Follow me!" Kelly grabbed Piper and Charlotte's hands

"Girls, be careful with those weapons!" Captain Man warned

"And remember, Jeff is very stupid." Kid Danger added

"I heard that!" Jeff yelled

"Shhh." the girls shushed them before going around the store to look for Jeff

"Alright, Jeff. Where are you?" Charlotte asked

Soon enough, we heard screaming and blasting noises.

The girls continued chasing Jeff around the store.

"Where'd he go?!" Kelly yelled

"I dunno!" Piper said "And where's your blaster?!"

"Ha!" Jeff popped out from behind the counter, pointing the blaster at them; making them scream.

"Don't move!" he demanded "Yeah.. Sorry girls. You're about to get stun-burned!!"

"No, Jeff!"

"Jeff, don't you dare!"

"Don't do it, Jeff!"

"AHHH!" Jeff tried blasting the girls but the blaster didn't work "Ah dang, it's outta battery!"

Captain Man and I looked at Kid Danger and he just shrugged.

"Quick, Piper, Charlotte! Grab some of these antique video rectangles!" Kelly ordered

"Kay, kay!" The girls ran to grab more VHS tapes and started throwing them at Jeff behind the shelves.

"Yeah! That's it! VHS power!"

"You got this!"

"You go!"

The girls continued aggressively throwing VHS tapes at Jeff before he spoke up again.

"Dahh! This is the worst!"

The girls kept throwing VHS tapes at him until he fell to the ground. But they didn't stop.

"Okay! I think that-"

"Alright.."

"I think he gets it guys.."

"That's enough-"

"Just two more!" Charlotte yelled

"Take Flash Dance!" Kelly threw the VHS tape

"And Gandhi!" Piper yelled as she chucked the VHS tape at him.

"Sorry Gandhi." Captain Man spoke up

"Sometimes violence is the answer." I smiled to myself

Jasper eventually woke up and sat upright "Ah.. What hit me?"

"You hit yourself." Kelly spat out, looking down at her ex

He shook his head "Classic Jasper."

"Alright, I'm calling the fire department to get you three outta these holes." Charlotte stated

"Good." Captain Man sighed in relief "And tell 'em to hurry before I pee in my Captain pants!"

"No.. First- Call a pizza place before Dri and I die of hunger and thirst!" Kid Danger suggested

"You really want me to call-"

"Wait, wait." Jasper chimed in "If you're hungry, I got food in my pants." he beamed before pulling out a half-eaten hamburger and handing it to Kid Danger.

"What the.." Kid Danger stared at the hamburger

"My hamburger." Piper pointed out

"Gross!" I scrunched my nose in disgust

"I'm not gonna eat a hamburger that was in your.." Kid Danger stared at the hamburger again before shoving it in his mouth

"Oh God I'd rather starve." I quickly looked away

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HOLA NIÑOS 😍

So uh. I made this cute lil' Henrianna edit

Also i'm sorry that there isn't any Henrianna fluff this chapter idk where to put it-

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