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Audrianna's POV

"Come on, man." Kid Danger insisted

"Shhh!" Captain Man shushed him

"Will you please just say yes?"

"Will you please shhhh!?"

"Will you please end my suffering so I don't listen to you two?" I chimed in

"I'll shhhh if you teach me how to fly the Man-Copter." Kid Danger said

Captain Man's phone started beeping "It's Charlotte." he cleared his throat and put the phone against his ear "Go for me."

"Okay, it's confirmed. You're looking for the Ballerino Brothers."

"I hate those guys. You know, they're not even brothers." I pointed out

"I don't get why you won't just say yes--"

"Don't you get that I'm on the phone?" Captain Man cut him off

Kid Danger snatched his phone away using his hypermotility.

"Ah- You do not snatch my phone like that!"

"Will you please just teach him to fly the Man-Copter so he'd shut up?" I stepped in front of Captain Man

"What have I told you about using your lighting fast reflexes to snatch my stuff?" Captain Man remarked

"You promised me that you would." Kid Danger reminded him

"We will talk about it later. Right now we need to-" we got cut off by trash cans hitting us in the head.

The three of us got up and saw the Ballerino Brothers.

"Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl." one of them said "Nice tutu see you."

"Well, if it isn't the Ballerino Brothers." Captain Man spat out

"That's right. And our favourite dance is the Nutcracker." they slammed their fists on their hands "Sweet."

"'Kay, what about Saturday morning? You could teach me before work." Kid Danger blurted out

"Oh my God." I groaned

"You're too young to fly the Man-Copter."

"Ohhh. Ohhh okay. So I'm old enough to help you two beat up vicious ballet dancers, but I'm not old enough to fly the Man-Copter?"

"Kill me.." I groaned

"It's not a question of age, it's a question of experience and training. I gave Danger Girl lessons back then and it did not go well."

"Wha- you know how to fly a helicopter!?" Kid Danger turned to me

"Yeahhh. It ended up with him buying a new helicopter and a guy with a broken leg." I smiled innocently at the memory

"But.. Atleast you got better." Captain Man put a hand on my shoulder

"Uhhh.. 'Scuze me?" one of the Ballerino Brothers chimed in "Are we gonna fight or do you three need to see a therapist?"

"Perhaps both." Captain Man spat out

"I already go to therapy."

"Ya dancing punks." he muttered

"Punks!? We went to Juilliard!"  they did a ballet pose

"How could you say I'm too young? You taught her how to drive a helicopter!" Kid Danger gestured to me

"And I regret that! You're not ready. You're just a sidekick."

"Ooh." I stepped back, sucking in my teeth

"Oh. Oh really?" Kid Danger asked

"oH!" Captain Man mocked him "Oh really."

"Oh. oh, oh yeah?"

"Oh. Oh, oh yeah." Captain Man repeated

"Ohh. Okay."

"Okay."

"Oh my God." I glared at them

"Then let's make a deal." Kid Danger offered

"Aw, what kinda deal?" Captain Man said with a hint of frustration in his voice

"If I knock out both these Ballerinos, by myself.."

Captain Man chuckled "Okay."

"Yeah. Then you.. Have to teach me how to fly the Man-Copter."

"Kid, you-- okay, sure." Captain Man gave in "Tell ya what.. We're gonna sit over here. You fight these guys by yourself."

"Babies." I rolled my eyes

"I will."

"Good luck." Captain Man said

"No. I don't need luck. You know why?"

One of the ballerinos screamed, throwing an old microwave on Kid Danger's head.

"Wow, way to block that.. With your head." I smiled sarcastically

"Okay, ballerinos." Kid Danger turned to them "Let's dance."

He and the Ballerino Brothers started fighting.

I saw Captain Man pull out bread and jam from his bag while they continued fighting.

Kid Danger threw punches at one of the Ballerino Brothers with his hypermotility while dodging their attacks.

"Ah dangit," Captain Man spat out "I told Schwoz to pack crunchy peanut butter."

Kid Danger and the Ballerino Brothers continued fighting, him dodging all their attacks.

I stared at my dad making a sandwich "You're seriously making a PB&J?" I raised an eyebrow

"Yeah. I'm hungry."

I sighed and turned back to Kid Danger fighting the Ballerino Brothers.

"You watchin' this?" Kid Danger asked

"Yeah." Captain Man pulled out a crowbar "Hey Ballerino, try usin' this."

"Hey. No, no, no. Why would you do--" Kid Danger got cut off by the ballerino knocking him down with the crowbar

"Bravissimo!" Captain Man yelled

"That's messed up." I shook my head

"Hey! You can't help them beat me up." Kid Danger whacked the crowbar at the Ballerinos

"Nah. Never said that." Captain Man remarked as he continued making his sandwich

"Juilliard!" One of the ballerinos yelled as he spun towards Kid Danger.

Kid Danger quickly dodged his kick and punched him three times in the face, knocking him down in a dumpster.

He continued fighting the purple Ballerino, throwing him in the dumpster as well.

He chuckled "Now you have to teach me to fly the Man-Copter." Kid Danger snatched his sandwich and ate it

"No. No, no." Captain Man protested

"You guys had a deal." I stood up, standing next to Kid Danger

"Yeah. The deal was he had to knock out both Ballerinos." he remarked

"I did." Kid Danger said

"No you didn't. Look, that one's getting out the dumpster right now." he pointed out

We turned around to see one of the Ballerinos attempting to get out.

"Oh." Kid Danger took one of the bread pieces and threw it at the Ballerino

He screamed "I'm allergic to peanuts!!"

We all chuckled as the Ballerino fell back in the dumpster.

"Alright kid. You win." Captain Man gave in

"I know." Kid Danger smirked

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My dad and I followed Henry inside the helicopter.

"Move." I demanded

"What?"

"Beautiful norning, eh?" my dad asked

"You're supposed to let me fly." Henry remarked, turning to me.

"Well, I assume you know the first rule of flying a helicopter." he asked

"What?" Henry asked

"Shuttin' up." my dad smiled sarcastically

"I don't get why I have to drive." I groaned

"For practice. Atleast both of you would be learning." my dad answered "Now.. Flying a helicopter isn't for babies."

"What's your point?" Henry asked

"That you should read this manual, cover to cover." my dad pulled out a manual as I buckled my seatbelt

"Alright, I'll read that manual. If you swear on your life that Audrianna read that manual before she flew a helicopter."

My dad flipped through the pages of the manual, remembering that he never really made me read it.

"Kay, you don't have to read the manual." he threw the manual out the door

"Ow!" I heard someone scream "Who threw this manual?" Kelly walked up to the doorway with Charlotte

"Uh- some.. Some guy." my dad reasoned

"Charlotte, will you please finish up the the diagnostic test so we can get this thing up in the air? Thank you." Henry pleaded

"Oh sure. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to waste your guys' time while I was pulling this manual out of Kelly's eye." she said sarcastically

"Apology accepted." my dad said

"It's okay." Henry added

"Here's your manual." Charlotte threw the manual on my lap

"Hey! What did I do to you?" I look at her in disbelief

Kelly sniggered "This one's feisty!" she said as they walked away

"Hey, why are we taking this helicopter? I thought we were gonna take the Man/Copter." Henry questioned

"Because, before you get to fly my super cool Man-Copter; which does exist.. You first need to learn on this rental helicopter." my dad explained

He sighed "Okay, fine whatever. Let's just start this thing okay? I just wanna fly."

"Hey, hey, hey.. It's not that easy." my dad stopped him

"Oh my God."

"Oh it's not?"

"No, it's not." my dad protested "I mean, for example starting a helicopter; nothing at all like starting a car. As you can see, there are literally dozens of buttons, levers and lights all over the dashboard, and it takes time and experience-" he got cut off by Henry flipping a switch, which made the helicopter power up.

"Nailed it." I smiled at Henry

"Turn it off!" Charlotte yelled

"Don't do that." my dad flipped the switch, stopping the helicopter

"But it started." Henry said

"I know but don't do that."

"Okay."

"Thank you."

"But it started." Henry mumbled

"What?"

"Mm? What?"

"Oh my God I'm gonna get a migraine." I groaned

Kelly and Charlotte walked up to us with their hair all messed up🫣.

"Who started the helicopter!?" Kelly asked

"Uhhh." Henry looked away

"Henry did." I said blankly

"Well, we're not really sure-" he protested

"We're very sure it was Henry." I teased

"Well.."

"Henry, did you start the helicopter?" Charlotte asked

"Uh. Maybe! I think so. I'm pretty sure, yeah- why does it matter? I didn't mean to! I'm sorry." Henry blurted

"Well, the next time you start a helicopter, we'd appreciate it if you'd please tell us, so we can move our heads away from the large spinning blades!" Kelly confronted

"Dri, she's mad, so just take off." Henry hispered

"Just hit the thing and lift off." I instructed

"Wait! Hold on!" Charlotte yelled

"Here we go." my grip on the cyclic stick tightened

"You're flying away!?"

"Oh no, bye!"

"See ya!"

"Byeee!"

"I was in the middle of expressing my thoughts!" Kelly yelled

"Wait, hold on! Don't you lift off!" Charlotte demanded

"Oh, can't hear you!"

"Oh, it's really loud!"

"Like wow, really loud!"

"Beacause of the blades."

"Don't go without us!" Kelly yelled

"Come back!" Charlotte demanded

"We can't come back!" I yelled

"We don't know how it works!" my dad added

"You do too know how it works!" Charlotte yelled

"Back in a few!" Henry shouted as we flew away.

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"Now as you two can see, one of the most important things about flying a helicopter is keeping the helicopter high off the ground!" my dad yelled "Or, in more technical terms,"

"Dude!" I yelled

"Air-"

"Dude!" my dad stopped in his tracks

"You said Henry could fly."

"Well yeah, but first we gotta teach him."

"Then teach me while I'm flying." Henry insisted

"Yeah, I didn't drink enough Gatorade to fly!" I blurted out

"Ahh.. Alright, you think you're ready to fly this thing?" my dad turned to Henry

"Yeah, I really do."

"Alright. Muffin, switch places with him."

"Gladly." I unfastened my seatbelt

"Oh- okay, yeah, yeah, yeah." Henry began unfastening his seatbelt.

"Come over here."

"Counter-clockwise."

"What? No, I go-"

"Counter-clockwise-"

"You go clockwise."

"I go counter-clockwise."

"Alright, alright."

"Watch the banana!"

"You take the banana."

"I get the banana, you get the stick. Got it?"

"Alright, alright."

"No, no, no!"

"You got it, you got it!"

"Alright!"

"Aww gosh! There goes my banana." Henry groaned as we finally switched seats

"Woo! Hahaha!" he chuckled "Yeah! Woo! This isn't so hard!"

"That was so chaotic!" I panted

"Yeah, just be careful." my dad instructed

"Yeah, no prob- hey, that's my soda." Henry pointed to my dad

"Yeah, well, I'm drinking it."

"No, no, you better not!" Henry warned

"Don't tell me what I can and cannot drink, Henry--" he got cut off by Henry swerving the helicopter, making my dad let go of the bottle, almost hitting me but ended up flying out the door as Henry and I chuckled.

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"Woo!" Henry chuckled "Yo! yo, yo, yo! Helicopters are heli-fun! Y'know what I'm sayin'?"

"Yeah, we know what you're saying." I smiled proudly at my boyfriend.

It's so cute seeing him this excited.

"You know what I'm sayin'?" Henry repeated

"We know what you're sayin'!" My dad and I said at the same time

"Y'know what I'm sayin'?"

"Yes!" I laughed at my boyfriend's excitement

"Hey, hey. Look, look, look." Henry pointed out "We're not that far from Junk N' Stuff!"

"Yeah, so?" My dad asked

"So c'mon, let's fly over the shop so Charlotte, Kelly, Schwoz, and Jasper can see us!" Henry insisted

"Okay!" I beamed

"Uh, no, no, no." my dad protested "No. The answer is no."

"Ah, yeah.. Of course the answer is no." Henry smirked at me

"What's that supposed to mean?" my dad asked

"That you're against fun." I smiled sarcastically at him

"What?"

"You hate fun." Henry explained

"You're a fun-killer!" I added, still smiling widely

"No I'm not! I love fun!"

"Then let's fly over Junk N' Stuff." Henry said

"No, 'cause I think.. We should fly over Junk N' Stuff!" my dad gave in

"What- yeah, that's what I want to do."

"Yeah, after I wanted to."

"Uh..What, what?" Henry adked

"J-just- just be quiet and fly over Junk N' Stuff so we can have some fun." I insisted

"I-I'm just trying to have some fun, okay?" my dad confronted "I mean, unless you guys are against fun."

"Nah, we're pro-fun." Henry said

"Oh! Oh yeah. Yeah, sure, sure. 'Cause- 'cause I'm pro-fun."

"What?" I asked

"Nothing. Just fly."

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"Alright. This is officially the second most fun I've ever had." Henry confessed

"What's the first one?" I chuckled

"That time when I took you to that Harry Potter theme park." he smiled at me

"Aw, how sweet." I put my hand against my chest

"Yeah, yeah, lovebirds. Just keep flying towards Junk N' Stuff. I'm trying to make a list for the supermarket." my dad instructed

"Oh, sorry."

"'Kay I need meat.. I need peanut butter.. Crunchy." my dad listed down "Assorted crackers.."

I noticed the helicopter swerving before turning around and grabbing the cyclic stick "Henry!"

"Whoa, whoa, what? Geez, Dri- what?"

"You don't look through binoculars while you're flying a helicopter!" I scolded

"Oh. But I saw some kids from the Man Fans down there."

"Look, I don't care what- Man Fan kids?" I raised an eyebrow

"Yeah."

"Gimme those." my dad reached for his binoculars

"What? Oh." Henry gave him the binoculars

"Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Those are definitely Man Fans."

"I bet those kids would love to take a picture with Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl."

"Yeah, I bet they would." I nodded, pulling out my gumball tube and the boys did the same

We all popped a gumball in our mouths and blew our bubbles, transforming into our superhero uniforms.

"Lookin' fine, Danger Girl." Kid Danger smirked at me

"Feelin' good, Kid Danger." I smirked back

"Hey, no flirting while I'm here." Captain Man chimed in

"Alright. I'll take us down and land by the Man Fan kids."

"Uh, no, no, no. Let- let me land." Captain Man insisted

"Nah, it's cool, I can land."

"Have you ever landed a helicopter?" I turned to Kid Danger

"Uh.. Well no but-"

"Okay, so you've never landed a helicopter, but somehow, you know exactly how to land a helicopter." Captain Man said

"Uh, I don't think it's that hard to land a helicopter." Kid Danger argued back

"Well, it's very hard to land a helicopter. And that's why I'm gonna do it."

"No, no, no. You just wanna land so you can show off in front of the kids."

"Hey guess what? You're right, now switch places with me."

"Big babies." I muttered

"What? No, no!" Kid Danger protested

Captain Man grabbed the intercom "Hello, this is your captain speaking. Now get outta that seat!"

"No! I wanna land it myself!" Kid Danger argued

"Henry, I'm not playing!"

"Hey, no!" Kid Danger swatted Captain Man's arms off of him as he made it to the front seats

"I'm landing it!" I demanded

The boys looked at me sheepishly "Yes, maam.."

I grabbed the stick and started driving over the Man Fans.

"I should've landed." Captain Man muttered

"Nuh-uh! I'm the one who's trying to learn!" Kid Danger argued back

"I'm the man, you're the child! Do you understand!?"

"Okay, you know what?" I swerved the helicopter, making Captain Man fall off.

"You did not just do that-" Kid Danger turned to me

"Relax. He'll be fine." I turned back to look out the window "So it's not a problem.. That he flew outta the helicopter."

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"Okay.. So, where do you guys wanna go?" I asked

"We wanna go wherever you wanna go!" One of the Man Fans said as the others nodded with him

Kid Danger chuckled "Good answer." he accidentally swerved the helicopter, making one of the female Man Fans hold onto his chest.

"Oh wow, I'm so sorry- I'm so sorry- I didn't- I did not mean to do that. I'm so sorry."

I glared at the girl who was holding onto Kid Danger, he seemed to have caught up on the message as he slowly lifted the girl's hand off his chest.

I leaned back to my seat, smiling cheekily to myself.

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I HAD TO CHANGE IT TO MAN FANS FOR THE SAKE OF HENRY AND AUDRIANNA.

Also I like to imagine that Henry and Audrianna sneak off to the Man-Copter to make out-

Message me yall's headcanons on my book and I might make it canon 🤫

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