A/N:This chapt might exclude alot of scenes from the episode bc i have plans for this 😧

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Audrianna's POV

I slammed the door to my locker, ignoring the bell.

"You all heard the bell! Get to class!" Miss Shapen peddled on her bicycle "Schnell! Go on, get to class! Schnell! I mean it!"

Students started walking to their classes but Henry walked up to me.

"Oh my God, you're still mad at me??" Henry asked me in disbelief

"Yeah. I am." I crossed my arms in frustration

Henry groaned "Get over it."

"I am over it!"

"I'm over you being over it!" We yelled at the same time while Charlotte and Jasper watched us awkwardly.

Henry and I groaned before going our separate ways since we had different classes.

I rolled my eyes once I remembered I left something in my locker but when I walked back I heard Henry say something.

"Hi.. Hey. It's really cool to meet you." I saw Henry talking to some blonde chick

"Uh- Stay at my house!" Jasper insisted

"What?" Henry turned to him

"I mean Noelle needs a place to stay, so.."

"Well, since--"

"I don't have any cats or nuts!"

"Well, neither do I." Henry argued back

"I mean, Miss Shapen, I could totally just--"

"Hey!" Henry cut him off "Who guessed the number wrong? Me. I guessed the number wrong. That means she has to stay at my house." he turned to the girl "Right Noelle? Thank you."

Noelle?

Staying at his house?

It's only been day one of our fight and he's already willing to let a girl stay at his house despite having a girlfriend?

Well. Noelle can have him all to herself, I won't get involved.

This is stupid Dria..over one fight? Seriously?

I got up from against the wall, fixing my outfit before storming off to my classes.

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THIRD PERSON POV

"You know I'm right." Jasper insisted as the group walked out the elevator

"Yeah, I know you're annoying me." Henry threw his backpack on the floor

"Come on, you pushed my last girlfriend out of a window."

"Okay, only because she was chasing Charlotte and Dri with a power tool."

"Alright, alright, what's this back-n-forth banter about?" my dad chimed in

"Okay-- when two guys, who are buddies, like the same girl, which guy gets her?" Jasper asked

Audrianna's head perked up "Wow. You like Noelle now!?"

"I do not like Noelle!" Henry sighed in frustration

"Wow. Unbelievable." Audrianna scoffed

"Jasper doesn't know what he's saying!" Henry walked up to her

"It seems that he does because you willingly let Noelle stay at your house! And I saw the way you looked at her!"

"That meant nothing!"

"Okay, okay!" Kelly stepped in between Henry and Audrianna "Go take your conflict elsewhere."

"Wait- 'gets her'?" Charlotte got up "Uhm, what does that mean?"

"Oh, I think they mean, uh.. which guys 'obtains' her." Ray explained

"Yeah, like who gets to have her." Jasper added

"Mhm. For his own." Henry continued

"Oh, so you want her to be yours now!?" Audrianna turned to Henry

"Oh my God, Audrianna." he groaned

"You guys, Miss Shapen's niece is a person. She's not yours to 'get' or 'have'. She's not the last half of a sandwich."

"What's she saying?" Jasper turned to Henry

"Uhm.. I guess-"

"What Charlotte's saying is.. Henry, you have a girlfriend and shouldn't be asking out other girls." Kelly explained

"Thank you!" Audrianna turned to her

"Jasper, you just got out of a breakup. You shouldn't be moving on so quickly or people will think you're a playboy." Kelly added

"Pffft." The boys scoffed

"Whaaat?"

"Playboy?" Jasper laughed

"Genius!" Henry chuckled sarcastically

Audrianna gave them a death glare "Wow. This is- You are unbelievable Henry Hart, unbelievable." she stormed off to her room

"Okay, what the hell?" Kelly chimed in

"I'm so confused right now." Ray furrowed his eyebrows

Henry sighed "Damnit.." he headed to Audrianna's room

"I better be there to stop Dria from murdering him." Kelly stepped back before chasing Henry into Audrianna's room

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Henry and Audrianna were yelling over each other.

"You know you--" Henry's gaze went on to Kelly "Kelly, Kelly. Can you come here?"

Kelly groaned "What?"

"If you were my girlfriend--"

Audrianna scoffed "Great way to start the question."

"Would you be all freaked out that I'm just friends with Noelle?"

"Who cares what she thinks?" Audrianna huffed

"Honestly, I wouldn't love it." Kelly shook her head

"I care what she thinks." Audrianna wrapped her arms around her

"How can you say that? You don't even--"

"You know, I really don't wanna be in the middle of this." Kelly started to walk away

"No, you stay right here.." Audrianna pulled her back

"You don't think a girlfriend should just trust her boyfriend?" Henry asked

"No, I do." Kelly said

"Get out of here." Audrianna demanded

"I'd love to." Kelly started to walk away

"Stay." Henry demanded

Kelly groaned before walking back next to Audrianna.

"Alright, you know what?" Audrianna raised an eyebrow

"Tell me what." Henry said

"No, no. Don't tell him what." Kelly tried to stop her

"We're done."

"Dria.." Kelly looked at her in disbelief

"So you're breaking up with me?" Henry asked

"No, no, no, no, no. She's not."

"Yeah, I am." Audrianna started to head to the door

"Oh, she is.." Kelly whined

"You're being ridiculous!" "

"What do you care?! I'm not your girlfriend anymore!" Audrianna stormed off her room, slamming the door in the process

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Audrianna's POV

Kelly carried me into Henry's house despite my protests.

"PUT ME DOWN NOW KELLYANNE GARCIA HAVEN!!!" I yelled

"Ugh, fine!" she put me down as I fixed my hair and clothes

"Why do I have to be here?!"

"Because, you and Henry clearly need to talk."

I turned to Henry and stared at him "We have nothing to talk about." I crossed my arms

"Excuse me." Henry cleared his throat "Mom, dad. I won't be available this Saturday night, because I will be taking our house guest on a date."

Mr. and Mrs. Hart stared at me with wide eyes

"But- I thought.." Mrs. Hart tried to speak

"Audrianna and I broke up." he emphasised my name, staring at me

Jasper cleared his throat "Scoff."

"Don't scoff at me." Henry stared at Jasper

"I scoff!" Jasper yelled "Because I will be taking Noelle on a date this Saturday."

"Unbelievable." I scoffed

"Wait.." Piper chimed in "You're saying that you have a date this Saturday night?"

"Yeah, that's right." Henry and Jasper said at the same time

"Okay, if I go on a double date with Henry or Jasper, then can I go out with Kale?" Piper asked, turning to her parents

"Look, your mom and I agree you are too young to be--"

"Actually, if it's a double date with Henry or Jasper then I guess it's okay." Mrs. Hart cut him off

Mr. Hart slammed his hand on the counter "And that's final."

"NOELLE!!!!!" Piper yelled loudly making us cover our ears

A blonde girl came down the stairs  "Hi. Piper, did you need me?"

"Oh mierda, alguien va a morir.." I heard Kelly whisper
(Oh shit, someone's gonna die..)

"Yeah. This Saturday night, my brother Henry and this guy Jasper both wanna take you on a date."

she smiled softly "Oh my gosh that's so n--"

"Yeah, yeah. Pick one!" Piper demanded

"Umm. I mean, this is a little awkward, but.. I guess Jasper."

I gasped before turning to Kelly "I like her."

"Yeah, baby!" Jasper smiled widely "A'chugga-chugga CHOO CHEW ON THAT!" he teased

"Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is.. This is a classic mix-up. Ah, Noelle, I think you're confused. I'm Henry. That's Jasper." he pointed to Jasper "I'm- I'm this one."

I stuck my tongue out before flipping Henry off with a wide smile before leaving with Kelly

"Ay, dios mío." Kelly shook her head, smiling

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Audrianna's POV

I walked out my room and groaned by the noise Henry's clackers were making.

My dad sat next to Henry. I rolled my eyes and sat on the other side of Henry.

He may be my ex but that doesn't mean he's not my co-worker.

"Hey.. What you doing?" Ray asked

Henry glared at him "I don't wanna talk about it."

"He's pouting because Noelle wanted to go out with the J-Train and not the H-Bomb." Kelly stared at my dad blankly

"And to top it off, Audrianna broke up with him." Charlotte added

"I said I don't wanna talk about it." Henry avoided my gaze

I got up "So let's not talk about it alright?"

He got up with me "How 'bout that?" he scoffed

"Okay, okay." My dad followed Henry and I "So where'd Jasper take her for dinner?"

Henry groaned "I don't know!"

"Oh my God, dad."

"They went to some new restaurant called The Basement." Kelly answered, sipping her drink

"The Basement?" I furrowed my eyebrows

"Where's that?" Henry asked

"Noelle found it. She said it's supposed to have amazing seafood."

"Ooo, wow. Amazing seafood; I sure hope Jasper doesn't choke on a shrimp." he said dryly as he sat down on the couch and I sat down next to him

"Hey, you know what'll cheer up two teenage pouty pants? Cleanin' my bathroom."

"I don't think that--" my dad cut Henry off

"I'm serious." my dad pulled out a toilet brush

I grabbed the toilet brush and threw it across the room.

"Would you prefer this pink one?" he pulled out another toilet brush

I threw the brush on the floor.

"Uh-oh." Charlotte immediately turned back to the monitors

"What's up?" my dad's perked up

"Emergency." Kelly chimed in "Looks like.. It's a video from the Swellview police." she played the video

"Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl. Listen." A police officer in the video said "We just found a kid lying in this alley.. And his teeth are all gone! But uh, my partner and I need to go.. 'Cuz we gotta take our wives to see that show Mamma Mia. So we're gonna leave the kid with no teeth here, lyin' in the alley." the camera turned to the kid

"What? No, no!" my dad groaned "What?!"

"Bye." the police officer walked away and the video ended

I groaned before getting up "Mamma mia!" I spat out

"Why do the Swellview cops always dump everything on me, Henry, and Dria?" my dad asked "That's not fair!"

"Stupidi agenti di polizia. Fare un lavoro schifoso." I muttered
(Stupid police officers. Doing a lousy job.)

"Oh, let's just go." Henry stood up "I mean, atleast it's something to do."

"Fine, whatever." I gave in

"Charlotte, Kelly; if you get bored here, there's a toilet up in my bathroom that could really use a good scrubbing."

Charlotte pulled out a blaster and blasted the toilet brush in his hand.

"And now I don't have a pink toilet brush. Great." my dad walked over to Henry and I

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Kid Danger and I walked into the dark alley and saw a boy lying in trash.

"Hey, hey. Over here." I called out to Captain Man who was eating ice cream

We walked over to the boy "Alright son, wake up. Come on. Hey, hey." we got rid of the trash on him

The boy jolted up and yelled.

"Woah, woah, woah."

"Hey, hey. It's alright."

"Calm down."

"Can you get on your feet?" We grabbed his hand and helped him up

"There you go.."

"I'm Captain Man." he introduced himself

"You don't need to introduce yourself." Kid Danger spat out

"What's your name?" I turned to the boy

He started mumbling incoherent words.

I turned to Captain Man and Kid Danger and shrugged.

"Son, what happened to you?" Captain Man asked

The boy started mumbling gibberish again.

"Ah.." Captain Man wrapped an arm around Kid Danger and I "Okay, we're not gonna be able to understand this freak." he whispered

"Well, he has no teeth." Kid Danger remarked "It's really hard to talk without teeth."

"Yeah, you're probably right." I agreed

Two old men walked in the alley.

"Here, hold this." Captain Man gavr me his ice cream before walking up to the old men

"Gentlemen, ah, just a second fellas. I noticed you're both old, so.. By any chance do either of you have false teeth?"

One of the old men groaned in disgust.

"What? What? What'd I say?" Captain Man questioned

"Thinking that all old people have false teeth is a stereotype. Okay? And we don't like stereotypes." one of the old men explained

"Oh. But.. Do either of you wear false teeth?"

"Yes, we both do." the old men looked down

"I see. Well on my authority as Captain Man, I need to borrow your false teeth."

"Okay." the man took off his false teeth and handed it to him

"Thanks."

"Welcome."

Captain Man walked back to the boy "Okay son, open your mouth and I'll try to- get these in there." he shoved the false teeth in the boy's mouth

"Don't- don't fight it." he demanded as Kid Danger and I sat there in awkwardness

"Just- there we go.. Alright, now. Try to tell us your name."

"I- I'm Sebastian."

"Sebastian!"

"Ohhhh.. Sebastian!"

"I thought he was saying Samantha."

"That's-- that's weird."

"That's not even a boys name."

"That's a girl's name."

"Sebastian."

"That's funny."

"So what happened?" I quickly changed the topic

"Yeah, what happened?" Captain Man asked

"Well uh.. I met this girl.. And she asked me out to dinner.. But then she took me to this place called.. The Basement."

"The Basement?" Captain Man asked

"Wait, wait.. That's where Noelle took.. Took 'you-know-who' to dinner." Kid Danger turned to us

"Voldemort?" I raised an eyebrow

"Jasper!" he whisper-yelled

"I know that." I spat out

"Yeah, Noelle! That was the girl's name." Sebastian exclaimed

"Son, do you remember anyone else from this uh.. This basement?"

"No."

Captain Man groaned quietly.

"Wait! Yeah uh, there was a man.. She called him.. Drill Finger."

Captain Man grabbed Kid Danger's shirt "Drill Finger."

"Oh my God." I furrowed my eyebrows

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Kid Danger tried to kick the door open but failed "OW! The door didn't break."

"Here, let me help you.." I offered

"Wait what are you gonna--"

I pushed Kid Danger through the door, breaking it.

"Oh look, the door's broken." I smiled innocently as Captain Man and I walked in

"It's Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl!" Noelle shouted

"You threw me through the door!" Kid Danger yelled

"Well the past is the past." I shrug sarcastically at him

Captain Man threw his drink in the trash "Alright Drill Finger."

"What?" he asked

"I'm taking you downtown."

"No chance!"

Captain Man tried to grab him but Drill Finger grabbed him by the back "Feel the finger!" he pressed the drill through his chest but nothing happened

"Uh, what the- it was turning before.. You broke my drill finger!"

"Yeah well, I'm indestructible." he sighed "What'd you think was gonna happen?"

"Kid, toss me that thing!" Captain Man demanded

"Uh, okay.. But it's right here.." Kid Danger tried to grab the thing

"Hurry, kid!"

"Alright." he handed him a big scissor

"Alright Drill Finger, now I'm no rabbi, but.." Captain Man cut off his drill finger "Mazel tov!" he let go of Drill Finger

Drill Finger fell to the floor "Ahhh! You snipped off my drill!"

"Yeah, from now on you're just... Finger." I scoffed

"NOOO!! That's not as good!!"

"Kids, you release those three, round up those elderlies and that evil teenage girl." Captain Man demanded

"Oh no!"

"Aw no! This is not how I wanted things to go!" Drill Finger got up

"Go!" Captain Man ofersd

"Now my drill bit is so embarrassing.." Drill Finger said as Kid Danger walked up to Noelle and I started rounding up the elderlies

"Does anyone have an extra finger!?" Drill Finger yelled as Captain Man brought him outside

"Stay right there and don't move." Kid Danger ordered Noelle

"What if I have an itch?"

"Then just let it itch, you let it itch!" I glared at her

"Okay." she raised her hands in defeat

"Great." I smiled sarcastically at her as Kid Danger and I started to untie Kale

"Hey, can you release me next?" Jasper pleaded

"Why you?" Piper asked

"Because I need some lip balm. My lips are getting drier by the minute!"

I untied Kale and he immediately ran out of there.

"Here, use my lip balm." I handed Jasper a lip balm which made me recieve a piercing glare from Kid Danger.

"But I'll get your germs." Jasper said

"Yeah, lucky you." I spat out

Kid Danger untied Piper "And you are free." he got cut off by an old man whacking him with his walking frame

"Attack him!" An old lady yelled Elderly people started surrounding Kid Danger but he quickly pushed them away

"Stomp her feet!"

An old man hit my foot with his walking frame.

"Ow!" I groaned before grabbing his walking frame and shoving him against the staircase, his head hitting the metal barrier.

"Get him!" Piper cheered "He tried to take my teeth!"

An old man whacked Kid Danger in the back with a walking stick. He grabbed the old man's stick and shoved him away.

"Okay!" Kid Danger yelled "Everybody stop, we don't like hurting old people."

"Shut up!" An old man tried to hit us with his walking stick but Kid Danger and I quickly ducked.

I grabbed two sleeping bags and smacked him with it, smacking the other old people around us.

"Kid Danger and Danger Girl! Look out!" Piper yelled

We turned around and saw an old man about to stab us with his walking stick.

Kid Danger grabbed my hand and moved me away from the stick.

I grabbed the old man's stick and hooked it around his ankle, flipping him over while Kid Danger pushed an old man against the wall.

An old lady whacked me in the back with her purse, making me shove her against the wall and she started crying. 

I just stood there in silence "Shit- uh.. I'm sorry.. Hey, hey. Are you okay?"

She kicked me in the leg, making me fall down to the ground "Stupid millenial!"

I sat upright and kicked her behind the knee before turning on the conveyer belt as she got dragged inside.

An old man hit Kid Danger in the head with a shield and tried to put him on the belt.

"Kid Danger and Danger Girl! Noelle's getting away!" Piper yelled

"Uhh, we're kinda busy!" I yelled as the elderly people tried to shove Kid Danger and I into the conveyer belt.

Piper picked up a purse and threw it over Noelle's head as she jumped on her back "YOU RUINED MY DATE!!"

"Alright! Alright!" Captain Man walked in "That's not your job!" he tried to pey Piper off of Noelle "Down ya go."

"She tried to escape!" Piper exclaimed

"Thank you, now go wait outside." Captain Man demanded

"I WANNA GO WAIT OUTSIDE!" She yelled and stormed away

"And you--" Captain Man turned to Noelle "Stay there."

He walked up to Kid Danger and I "Alright! That's enough! Leave them alone, come on, let's go. One at a time."

"Let's go!"

"Come on!"

"Lookin' at you golf pants!"

"Yeah, come on!"

"So sick! Come on!"

"There we go, let's go pork rind!"

"You too, on Golden Pond."

"No teeth for you." Captain Man followed the elderly outside

Kid Danger sighed and walked up to Noelle "You." he grabbed her arm "Stealing kids' teeth.. To make money? Wearing a romper?"

"You disgust me." he spat out "Come on." he grabbed her arm as I followed them

"I disgust you?" Noelle looked at him in a flirtatious way "I.. Really.. Disgust you?" her hand went up his arm

"Uh, well.." Kid Danger stuttered "Your-- your actions disgust me. But physically.. Y-you know, you kinda.. Make me uncomfortable.."

"Well.. Maybe you could.." her hand trailed up to his shoulder "Change me.. Y'know." she moved closer to Kid Danger "Teach me to be a better person?" she wrapped her arms around his neck

"Oh man.. Uh.."

I grabbed a nearby rock and threw it at her head, knocking her out.

"You- did you just-"

"I don't regret anything." I spat out before I started to walk out the door

"Hey." Kid Danger grabbed my wrist "I think you and I need to talk."

"You know what? I think we do." I crossed my arms

"Yeah, uhm.."

We just stood there in awkward silence.

"I'm sorry." we said at the same time

...

"I- look, I'm sorry.. Okay? I shouldn't have called you overly sensitive and protective. You had every right to be mad at me, especially for letting a girl stay at my house.."

"I'm sorry too, I guess I am kind of overprotective sometimes. I was just scared of losing you to the point where I did end up losing you.." I looked away

"Hey, look at me.." he lifted up my chin to make me face him, "I am so so sorry.."

"I'm sorry too." I smiled softly at him

Our faces were inches apart before Kid Danger leaned in and kissed me passionately.

My hands trailed up to his shoulders before wrapping my arms around his neck as he smiled into the kiss.

"Uh, I'm still here.." Jasper chimed in which made Kid Danger and I immediately pull away from each other.

"Right." I glanced at Kid Danger before walking up to Jasper's seat as we untied him with a slight smile on our faces.

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AYYYYY

THEY BROKE UP BUT HEY. THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER LMAO

Despite waking up at 5AM I had motivation to write :D
(for the first time in a while)

I MADE ANOTHER TRASHY EDIT

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