A/N:I feel so uneasy writing this

btw in this AU, Captain Man hired Drex before Dria was born, not 9 years ago.

This chapter is longer than most of the ones I post so put your seatbelts on bc this is gonna be wild ride

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Audrianna's POV

The elevator landed at the Man Cave and Henry and I got out the door.

"Sorry, Muffin. Jasper was bothering me; what's that? Oh you do? So- you and Henry are gonna meet me there. Great." Captain Man said on the phone

"Uhh, so you're on the phone? Talking with Audrianna, right now?" Charlotte crossed her arms

"Yeah. Obvi." Captain Man placed his phone against his ear "Sorry Dria, I'm back. Great so I'll meet you and Henry there."

"You'll meet us where?" I asked which made Captain Man yell

he turned to face Henry and I before talking on the phone again "I gotta go, Audrianna...Winkler. Heyyy.." he slowly put down his phone

"Why are you in uniform?" Henry looked down on his outfit

"U-uniform?"

"Yeah."

"Uh.."

"And why do you have all those extra weapons?" I chimed in

"Oh 'cause uh.." Captain Man put the phone against his ear "Hello? Oh hey, Schwoz."

"Dad, your phone didn't ring."

"It's on silent." Jasper explained

"Uh- wha- what's that you say, Schwoz? I should leave the Man Cave right now? And Dria, Henry, Jasper, Kelly, and Charlotte should stay here and not ask me any questions? Good- good idea."

The secret door opened and Schwoz came out "Here, I brought it. Here it is! Right here." he said while holding out a device

"I gotta go.. Schwoz.. Winkler." Captain Man put his phone down "Heyyy."

"Hey, I thought you said you're going to leave before Henry and Audrianna get here."

"Oh- can you be quiet!?" Captain Man snatced the machine from him "Ever!?"

"Ray, what's going on here?" Kelly crossed her arms

"Yeah." I glared at him

"Uhh."

"Dude. If there's something going on; tell us, we're your sidekicks." Henry added

"Wait. I'm confused. I thought your plan was to go fight that guy Drex but not tell Henry and Audrianna so they would never know about-"

"Oh! That's it, come here!" Captain Man grabbed Schwoz and a pineapple "Until you can learn-"

"Aw, n-n-no, Ray. Not the pineapple."

"Not the pineapple!"

"Ray, you don't want to do this."

"Dad, put the pineapple down!"

"-to stay quiet!" Captain Man added

Schwoz turned around with a pineapple shoved in his mouth.

"Okay. You kids have fun. I should be back around dinner time." Captain Man started walking away

"What- hey." I stopped him "Hey, hey." I grabbed his arm "Talk to us.." I said in a pleading tone

"Look kids, I gotta go fight a really bad guy. Drex. And I gotta fight him alone."

I glanced at Henry, Kelly, Jasper, And Charlotte, before turning to Captain Man "Why?"

"Cause I know Drex, he's extremely dangerous. He's- he's bad on a whole other level."

"Well, how do you know him?" I crossed my arms

"I'm sorry what?" Captain Man seemed taken aback by my question

"How do you know this guy Drex..?"

"Oh uh- just from- you know, from stuff."

"From stuff?" I raised an eyebrow

"Mhm."

Schwoz successfully pulled out the pineapple from his mouth "Why don't you just tell Henry and Audrianna that Drex used to be your sidekick!?"

I turned to my dad with a hurt expression across my face.

"Schwoz!!" Captain Man scolded

"You had a sidekick.. Before Henry and I? Like- before I was born..?" I furrowed my eyebrows

"Uh- hello-" Captain Man accidentally pulled out a grenade and quickly put it down before grabbing his phone "Oh, heyyy.."

I looked at him in hurt and disbelief.

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Henry sighed "I can't believe this. I- I- cannot believe this." he paced around

"Oh you say that every week." Captain Man remarked

"I don't know- I always thought Audrianna and I were your first sidekicks.."

"Well.."

"You really had a sidekick before us..?" I mumbled "And you never told us?"

"Well- no. But- only because I didn't want you to know." Captain Man reasoned

"Hey. hey, something's happening upstairs in Junk N' Stuff." Kelly chimed in

"Hello? Hello?" an old lady called out "Where you go? I need my change!"

"Babe, why aren't you up there?" Kelly turned to her boyfriend

"I was, but I came down here to get change for a 20 and I just got distracted." Jasper shrugged

"That was forty-five minutes ago!" Charlotte scolded

"Dangit, Jasper!"

"Do your job!"

"Oh, God."

"Aw, jeez."

"Get up there."

"Okayy."

"Son." Captain Man called out

Jasper turned around.

"Give me the proton grenade."

"But it's so cooll.." Jasper whined

"Son."

"Fine." Jasper sighed before throwing it

We all flinched but luckily Captain Man caught the grenade.

"So.." I broke off the silence which made Captain Man stop in his tracks "This bad guy.. Drex. He was your sidekick?"

"Yes, for a little while."

Henry rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration.

"Look, I hired Drex like fifteen years ago. It was before I even had this Man Cave. Dria wasn't even born yet."

"Why'd you hire such a bad guy to be your sidekick?" Charlotte chimed in

"Because, he seemed.. Perfect at the time."

"Well- well, why? I mean.. What what- what made him so perfect..?" I asked in a soft tone

"Drex had it all. Bravery, extreme fighting skills, hot mom-"

"Ray." Henry scolded

"Well- not as hot as Kelly's-"

"Ray!" Kelly gasped

"So, why wasn't Drex the perfect sidekick?" Charlotte asked

"Oh, well.. I found out that Drex.. he has a dark side. He changed ever since Audrianna was born."

Me?

"Dark how?" Henry asked

"Evil, mean, tardy. Chewed with his mouth open, never flushed. And he was violent, cruel, and dangerous. And one day.. Drex and I.. We just had it out."

"You guys fought?" I asked

"Oh yeah.."

"It was horrible." Schwoz chimed in

"But I mean you won.." I walked up to Captain Man "Right?"

He turned to me "Barely."

"Barely? But you're like the best fighter in the whole world." Charlotte added

Captain Man chuckled "No. Not better than Drex.. If I wasn't indestructible believe me, I'd been.. You know. Destructed."

"I just can't believe we're not your first sidekicks." Henry said

"Hey..You guys are my first sidekicks that I really care about.." Captain Man put an arm on our shoulders

"Oh, sure. Do you tell Drex that too?" he swatted his arm off his shoulder

"Henry, let it go." I whispered to him

"No! Well maybe." Captain Man confessed "Look- Drex and I were only together for a few months! We never even- we never even fought crime together." he whispered

"Did you think about it?" Henry asked

"Henry.." Captain Man whined

"No. God, really!?"

"Dude. Just say no." Schwoz instructed

"Uh, you guys? There's breaking news." Charlotte chimed in

"Yes?"

"What."

"What news?"

"What's up?"

"Huh?" we all walked up to Charlotte

"It says that 'mistakenly released criminal; known only as Drex has been spotted in North Swellview travelling south on East Avenue.'."

"I know where he's going." Captain Man said "The bakery district." he ran under the tubes "And when he gets there, he's gonna have to deal with me."

"No." I stopped him "He's gonna have to deal with us."

"No chance."

"We're going!" I argued back

"Forget it! You can't."

"Gi- give me one reason why Henry and I can't go. Give me one reason." I repeated

"Because- he used to be my sidekick, and now you guys are my sidekick, and if we're all there together I don't know, it's just gonna be all weird." Captain Man reasoned

"If you're gonna see your old sidekick, then we're going." Henry glared at him

"Henry, I-"

"Just let them go." Charlotte chimed in

"Come on, man." Schwoz added

"Just do it." Kelly continued

"Fine. If you're coming with me, you better atleast put this on." he handed Henry and I a glove

"What's this?" I asked, grabbing the device

"It's a glove that shoots tranquilizing darts." Schwoz explained "You can use it to take down Drex."

"Okay. How does it work?" Henry asked

"Just aim it at Ray's neck." Schwoz directed Henry's arm "And pull the trigger."

A dart flew out the machine, hitting Captain Man's neck but immediately got deflected.

"Now, if I wasn't indestructible that would've stuck in my neck until it delivered enough hippo-grade tranquilizer to knock me out cold."

"Where'd the dart go?" I looked around

"It's right here.." Kelly pointed to Charlotte's forehead

"Charlotte, that's dangerous. Give it back to Schwoz." Captain Man demanded

Charlotte pulled the dart out of her forehead and gave it to Schwoz "Hey, has the Man Cave always been..covered in glitter?" she collapsed down on the ground

"Charlotte seems tired." Kelly awkwardly turned to us

"Whatever. If you guys are coming with me you better pop a gumball in your mouth and fast." Captain Man demanded

"Oh yeah." Henry and I popped a gumball in our mouths

"How will you find Drex in the bakery district?" Schwoz asked

"There's only one place he'd go. And I know that place." Captain Man stepped under his tube

Henry and I blew our gumballs, transforming us to our superhero uniforms.

"Okay, let's go meet your first sidekick. That you used to love." Kid Danger muttered

"Ah, jeez." I rolled my eyes and wrapped my arms around Kid Danger's waist

Captain Man pressed his belt buckle as the tubes encased us.

...

"You wanna say it?" Captain Man asked Kid Danger

"Nope. Probably wouldn't say it as good as Drex would."

"Oh my God, Henry let it go!" I groaned

"Up the tube." Captain Man sighed

"I wanted to say it." Kid Danger said before we all got shot up the tubes

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THIRD PERSON POV

Captain Man,  Kid Danger, and Danger Girl walked in the bakery, looking around

"See anything?" Captain Man asked

Kid Danger looked around "Yes, I see some cakes, and some breads, various pies-"

"You know what I mean!"

"Okay, there's no one here! Alright?"

"Except for that dude behind the counter talking on his phone." Danger Girl pointed to the man

"Hey." Captain Man walked up to her "That dude happens to be Mr. Schneider. the owner of this bakery."

"Oh, big whiff." Kid Danger rolled his eyes

"He is a big whiff!" Captain Man scolded

"Big babies." Danger Girl muttered

"Why are we here?" Kid Danger asked

"Look, I know Drex is coming here." Captain Man said "He loves this bakery as much as I do."

"Oh- h-how do you know he loves it?" Kid Danger asked in a sassy tone

"Can you not?" Danger Girl glared at her boyfriend

"Well because Drex and I used to.." Captain Man trailed off

"What?" Kid Danger asked

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh? Did uh.. You and Drex used to come here? Together?"

"Oh my God." Danger Girl groaned, rolling her eyes

"Yeah, okay, yes. We came here a couple times."

"So just like.. Twice?"

"Yeah. Twice."

..

"Twice a week."

"What?"

"Look, I'm not talking about this anymore!" Captain Man spat out

"Well- good." Kid Danger replied

"Good."

The three sat in awkward silence.

"Woah." Captain Man flinched "Wow."

"What?" Danger Girl glanced at him

"Nut clusters." he beamed

"Sorry?" Kid Danger asked

"'Free nut clusters, just reach in hole.'." Captain Man read from the sign

"What's a nut cluster?" Kid Danger asked

"Oh man, imagine if a cookie and a brownie got married, fell into a swimming pool full of caramel, and then just rolled around in a big ol' sack of nuts!"

"Big ol' sack of nuts..?" Danger Girl sniggered

"What?" Kid Danger turned to her

"Nutsack." she smiled to herself

"Big ol' sack of- wait, wait, wait!"

"But I don't wanna wait!" Captain Man whined

"No, no. Just- did Drex know how much you love nut clusters?" Kid Danger asked

He groaned "Kid, you gotta stop being so jealous."

"No- I'm just asking, cause- what if it's a trap?"

Captain Man swiftly moved away from the nut cluster box "Oh. Okay." he sneezed

"Don't sneeze." Danger Girl furrowed her eyebrows

"Well I'm allergic to nuts. But I don't care.."

"Wait- no- no, no, what if it's a trap?"

"Oh. Okay. We'll each just get one cluster."

"No don't put your hand in the-"

A clicking sound was heard when Captain Man put his hand in the box as he tried to pull his hand out.

"Okay, what just happened?" Kid Danger looked at him in disbelief

"I don't know. I can't pull my hand out. That's weird.."

"We told you it could be a trap."

"It's probably just broken." Captain Man suggested "You know, defective? Kay, let's try the peanut butter one." he put his other hand in the box despite Kid Danger and Danger Girl's protests

"Man, both these holes are defective.."

"It's a trap!"

"A trap for who!?"

"Oh, I don't know. You? Us? Anyone dumb enough to stick both their hands in those holes?"

"Just go tell Mr. Schneider to call a handyman." Captain Man demanded

Kid Danger rolled his eyes "Fine." he and Danger Girl walked up to Mr. Schneider and nudged him

"Hey, Mr. Schneider can you call a handyman cause our friend--" Danger Girl got cut off by Mr. Schneider's head falling off

Kid Danger shrieked and ran next to Captain Man "His head just fell out of his body- his head!"

"Calm down!" Danger Girl yelled "Calm down, obviously that's probably not the real Mr. Schneider."

"Well then what's going on? Who would just rig that-" Kid Danger stopped in his tracks when he saw Drex

"You." Captain glared at Drex

"You." Drex repeated

"Who?" Danger Girl furrowed her eyebrows

"Drex." Drex pointed to himself "Aw, poor Ray." he chuckled "Did you want a nut cluster?"

"You know I did! Tease."

Kid Danger and Danger Girl pointed their tranquilizer gloves at Drex "Okay. That's it, jerk. On the ground. Right now."

Drex grabbed a pie "Mmm. What a nice pie. Share a slice with me?"

"Maybe we want our own slice." Danger Girl muttered

"Kids, stay away from him!" Captain Man yelled

"Why?" Kid Danger asked

"We gotta take this guy in." Danger Girl said

A few burglars barged in "Alright, this is a robbery! Now I want everybody to-" they stopped in their tracks when they saw CM

"Aw, jeez." one of the robbers groaned

"It's Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl." the other robber said

Danger Girl pointed her tranquilizer glove towards them "Both of you, on the ground."

"You just love the ground, don't you?" Drex pushed her away and walked up to the robbers "Hello, idiots. Would either of you morons like to.. Share my pie?"

"He called us morons!"

"Yeah. I heard him. And I don't like your attitude!" the other robber added

"Well then, do something." Drex challenged them

The first robber swinged at him but Drex didn't flinch.

He kicked both of the robbers, knocking them both down before turning to the trio "Scary. Almost dropped my pie. Now, where were we? Oh, how could I forget?"

Drex walked up to Danger Girl "Hello, Danger Girl."

She stepped back, still pointing the tranquilizing glove at him.

Drex knocked the glove off her hand and wrapped his arm around her neck in a strangling-way, pointing the glove at her head.

"Drex! Do anything to me, just please leave her alone!" Kid Danger yelled

"Dad?" Danger Girl glanced up at Captain Man

"Dad?" Drex looked at her in shock  "I'm offended."

"What is he talking about..?" Danger Girl's voice was shaky

"Awww, did Ray never tell you, Audrianna?"

"Tell me what!?"

"Oh, Sweetheart. You didn't know Ray wasn't your real daddy?"

Danger Girl felt her heart sank "Dad?" she glanced up at Captain Man "Dad, please tell me that he's joking.."

Captain Man looked down sadly.

"Please tell me that he's just being a jerk and that this is all a joke!" Danger Girl yelled, tears streaming down her eyes

Kid Danger's heart ached for the girl, the girl he loved the most was miserable and all he could do was watch; she felt like her whole world just crumbled away.

"Dad, you're not denying it; please tell me he's wrong!" Danger Girl pleaded

"Aw, my poor innocent Audwianna can't handle the truth?"

"Then- who's my real father?"

Captain Man looked up and stared at Drex.

"No.." Danger Girl shook her head in denial "No.."

"I'm so sorry, muffin.."

"Well, that's enough drama. Goodnight Danger Girl."

"Drex, no!" Kid Danger pleaded

"Drex!" Captain Man yelled

"What." He glared at him

"Please.. Drex. Kid Danger and I will do anything. Please.. Just leave her alone.." Captain Man begged

"Mmmm. Nah." Drex shot Danger Girl in the head with the tranquilizing dart, causing her to collapse on the floor.

"No!" Captain Man and Kid Danger yelled

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Audrianna's POV

I woke up feeling like absolute shit.

"Damnit, everything hurts." I slowly got up my bed and walked out the sprocket

Right. I remember now.

I sighed which seemed to have caught Henry's attention

"Hey, babe. Are you okay?" he glanced at me

"Yeah." I rubbed the bridge of my nose and stopped in my tracks when I saw "my dad"

"Come on, Schwoz! Get me out of here! Ahh!"

"So, how's your bottom?" Jasper asked

"Spanked." Henry said blankly "It still hurts."

"Isn't the ice helping?" Charlotte asked

"No. This ice is just giving me numb butt."

I walked up to Captain Man, I was about to say something but he beat me to it.

"Muffin..? Is that you?"

My eyes started welling up with tears again as I start pacing around the room.

"I can't believe you didn't tell me.. I CANNOT believe you didn't tell me!"

"Muffin, look-"

"I trusted you, for fifteen years I trusted you! And now I find out that some bitchy villain is my father!?"

"Look. What did you think Drex and I fought about!?" he argued back "Huh!? You. We fought about you."

I went silent.

Captain Man sighed "Your mom cheated on me with Drex. And ever since Drex found out he got your mom pregnant.. That's when his dark side started showing. I didn't want you to grow up with a man like him. So I confronted him that if he wanted you to have a good life, he had to change his attitude. That made him really upset; so when Drex and I fought, I did everything I can to protect you when you were a baby who was watching us violently fight. And when Drex left.. I thought about leaving you too. I wanted to leave you in a Chick Fil' A and let the employees take care of you. And.. I hate to admit it, but I did. I did leave you in a Chick Fil' A like a cruel dick. But I felt bad, I heard you cry and decided..you already had shitty parents; But I wasn't going to let you grow up without any either. I came back.. and legally adopted you. I took you into custody and treated you as my own. So even if I'm not your real dad.. I still love you as my own child."

Everything went silent, no one dared to say or do anything. Schwoz even stopped trying to get my dad out of the box.

I quickly ran up to my dad and hugged him tightly "I love you.."

"To the moon and back?"

"To the moon and back.."

"I'm so sorry I didn't tell you muffin..I tried to protect you."

"Thank you so much.." I sniffled

Schwoz scoffed "I can't cut through it."

"Dangit, why not?" Captain Man asked

"Because this helmet is made of neutronium. And it has three different thermomagnatomic locks! The only way to open it is with a special electronic key. Did Drex give you a special electronic key?" Schwoz asked

"Oh, yeah sure it's right here in my pocket lemme just- no he didn't give me a special electronic key! Look. If you can't cut this helmet off atleast get this freakish nut cluster trap off my hands." Captain Man got up

"Oh, I can get it off." Jasper chimed in and pulled out a blaster

"Jasper no-" Kelly tried to stop him

"Jasper what are you doing?" Captain Man asked

"Uhh, n-n-n-no."

"Jasper.."

"Don't do it."

Jasper blasted the nut cluster box and broke it

"Jasper-" Captain Man got up "Did you- did you just fire a blaster at me? Son!? I asked you a question!"

Charlotte grabbed Captain Man's shoulders and turned him around to face Jasper "Now try that again."

"Did you just fire a blaster at me?" he repeated

"Yeah, because you're indestructible. And look; I got your hands free." Jasper said

"Yeah, that's my boyfriend." Kelly placed her arm on Jasper's shoulder

"That's right. Now I can gesture like this. Go upstairs!" he pointed up

Jasper sighed "Yes sir."

"I'll go with him." Kelly followed him

"Uh, maybe you should go take a nap." I suggested

"A nap!? Drex is on the loose! I gotta get this stupid thing off my head! Until then.. I'm useless."

"I have fire powers." I raised my hand

"You can't stop Drex on your own!" Captain Man protested

"Then I guess Henry and I can stop Drex."

Henry scoffed "Are you serious? I can't take on Drex."

"Why not you can?" Schwoz asked

"Because, I tried to fight that guy and he stuffed me in cake batter and then spanked me." Henry reasoned before getting up, wrapping the towel around his waist

"Where are you going?" I stepped in front of him

"Home."

"Aw." Schwoz whined

"Oh come on, babe." I chased after him

"You can't just go home." Captain Man said "Not when this town needs you most."

"This town needs a superhero." Henry took off his watch and placed it on the chair

"Or atleast a decent sidekick.." Henry held my hand "Who has skills. Or who has anything. I'm nothing." Henry looked down "I'm not even wearing pants." he headed to the tube pad

Henry pulled out his gumball tube "Here." he threw it at me and I caught it

"What the hell do you think you're doing..?" My voice cracked

The tube encased Henry "Up the tube." he got shot up

"What- what just happened?" Captain Man asked

"I think Henry just quit his job." Charlotte said

"Aw man." Captain Man groaned

"Well, you can't blame Henry. I mean- everyone expects him to act like a superhero, and he doesn't even have one superpower." Charlotte sat down

"Yeah, well." I wiped the tears off my eyes "Maybe we need to fix that."

Captain Man turned to Schwoz "Schwoz, I think it's time."

"For me to get my colonoscopy?"

"What!? No, gross!" I exclaimed

"But my colon!" he whined

"We want you to call Schwabbit and Kooschtello." I crossed my arms

"Schwa-who?" Charlotte chimed in

"Two very powerful people from my homeland." Schwoz explained as he ran to the monitors

"Ah, man, I'm exhausted." Captain Man stretched out

"Ray, no, wait, wait!" Charlotte gut cut off by Captain Man sitting on her

"Why's this couch so lumpy?" he asked

"Get off! You're squishing me!"

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I walked in Henry's house to see him laying down on the couch with his computer, eating chips.

I sighed "Henry.."

No response.

"Babe.."

I looked into his computer and saw him watching the video of him getting spanked "Oh God that happened while I was knocked out?"

"Yeah." he glared at me

I sighed before sitting down next to him "Are you okay?"

"Are you okay? You just find out about some deep shit back there."

I changed the topic "Why did you quit?"

Henry just ignored me.

"Henry.."

..

"Henry." he ignored me and continued watching the video

"Henry please talk to me.." I said in a pleading tone

"Please.."

"Henry?"

"Henry I am having a bad fucking day, do not start with me!" I lashed out "I just found out that a fucking villain was my father and that my 'father' was a lie! And I only found out after fifteen fucking years! I found out some deep lore- shit- backstory- about my life and you ignoring me is not helping at all!"

"Just leave me alone!" he yelled at me in frustration.

He then noticed the tears in my eyes and his expression suddenly changed to one with guilt "Oh shit, shit, shit, shit."

Henry quickly got up and cupped my cheeks, wiping my tears away "I'm sorry- I'm sorry.. Shoot- did I- I'm sorry.." he stroked my hair "Shit shit shit. I'm so sorry." Henry hugged me tightly "Please don't cry- shit. I'm saying shit too much. I'm so sorry- I was just so pissed off- I- I'm sorry.."

"No, don't cry. I hate it when you cry.."

I don't even know why I'm crying actually, something about this day is awfully traumatic.

"Shh." Henry brought me closer to his chest "Do you hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.."

"Shit. You're hyperventilating. You shouldn't be hyperventilating- are you having a panic attack or something?" Henry hugged me tighter "Shhh. It's okay. I'm so sorry.."

"I'm sorry too. I shouldn't have yelled at you when you're having a bad day too.." I hugged him back

"No.. No. It's not your fault. I shouldn't have ignored you, you were already pissed off and I made you even more pissed."

...

"I love you." I mumbled

"I love you more." he kissed the top of my head

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"Okay, Stephanie. Now show everyone your impression of Kid Danger." The woman in the video said

"Okay! Ow, ow! I'm Kid Danger! Please stop spanking me! Owie, owie! I'm Kid Danger! I'm not competent!" The kid on the video mocked him

"Bitch." I furrowed my eyebrows

"You did not just say that to a child." Henry chuckled

"Stephanie. Jerk." I scowled

The doorbell rang.

"Do not come in!" Henry yelled

Charlotte and Schwoz came in anyways.

"Hey, Henry and Dria."

"Hello, Henry and Audrianna."

"What'd I just say?" Henry asked

"You gotta come back with us to the Man Cave." Charlotte insisted

Henry sighed "No." he closed his laptop  and got up "I'm not going back. No matter what you guys say."

"Then we won't say anything." Schwoz said before pointing his hat at Henry and blasting him with some green ray.

"Okay, what are you doing to my boyfriend..?" I furrowed my eyebrows

"Hey. What up with the beam?" Henry asked "Why- why.." he collapsed onto the couch

"Okay- what happened to my boyfriend..?" I pointed to Henry

"There. Now you and Dria grab Henry and take him back to the Man Cave." Schwoz instructed

"Us? Schwoz get back here!" Charlotte demanded "Wait are you serio- ah.." Schwoz left before she could say anything else

"Welp." I sighed before getting up "You grab his feet; I'll grab his hands."

"Ew! Why do I have to touch his feet?" Charlotte shuddered

"Because I'm not touching his feet, he doesn't even have socks on."

"Fine." Charlotte grabbed his feet and I grabbed his hands as we tried to pull Henry off the couch but miserably failed.

"Schwoz!" I yelled

he walked back in and groaned "I knew I'd have to help."

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We got shot down the tubes.

"We're back!" Charlotte yelled

The tubes unencased us and Schwoz accidentally dropped Henry, making him fall down the stairs.

"Oh my God." I stared at my boyfriend's unconscious body in disbelief

"We have Henry." Schwoz announced

"What is all this stuff?" Charlotte pointed

"It's for to give Henry the power." Schwoz replied

"Dangit!" I heard Captain Man yell. He was smashing his head against the elevator door to get the box off his head.

"He's been doing that for half an hour." Schwabbit said

I noticed Henry slowly regaining consciousness "Where am I.. What happened?" He groaned

"You died." Schwoz said

"What!?"

"Just kidding!" Schwoz laughed

"We brought you here against your will." I said blankly

The emergency alarm started blaring.

"Hey, hey!" Schwoz called out

"Emergency." I pointed out as we all ran to the monitors

"We have a situation upstairs in Junk N' Stuff." Charlotte said

"What is it? Ah!" Captain Man tried to run to us but tripped and fell "I'm okay!"

"Look doofs, I know that Ray Manchester owns this place, so where's Captain Man?" Drex asked as he grabbed Kelly and Jasper

"What's going on?" Captain Man asked

"Shhhh." We all shushed him

"Okay." He said

"Where's the Man Cave!?" Drex asked

"Uh, we'll tell ya where it is!" Jasper said

"We will!?" Kelly turned to him in shock

Jasper swinged at Drex but he didn't flinch.

..

"So you say you're looking for the Man Cave?"  he said in a calmer tone

"Don't tell him!" I pleaded

"He's gonna tell him!" Captain Man added "You know he's gonna tell him."

"Just-" Henry got cut off by Drex speaking again

"Where's the Man Cave!?"

"Uh, it's uh.. In.."

"Swellview Park!" Kelly and Jasper  blurted out at the same time

"Yes!"

"Yay, Jasper and Kelly!"

"Oh, thank goodness."

"Attaboy! And- girl."

"Where in Swellview Park?"

"Uh- uh.. At the.. P-playground!"

"Under the.. Twirly-whirly!" Kelly added

"Twirly-whirly?" Captain Man asked

"Alright, you're both coming with me."

"Why!?" The couple yelled

"To show me the twirly-whirly!" Drex carried them over his shoulder

"Wait! My doodle cake!" Jasper yelled "Noo!"

"Turn it off." I demanded

"This is not good." Captain Man said

"Henry, Dria; you guys gotta stop Drex." Charlotte turned to us

"I can't!" Henry protested

"You can. If you have the power." Schwoz chimed in, turning to Henry

"What power?" Henry asked

"Ehhhh." Schwoz smirked mischievously

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"Woah, woah, what is all this stuff?" Henry wondered as Schwoz tried to lay him down on the bed

"This is a South African Bush Lizard." Schwabbit explained

"This is a Black Shag Spider." Kooschtello added

"A Black Shag Spider? No way, I've always wanted to see one of those." Captain Man beamed "What's it look like?"

Charlotte turned Captain Man around "Uhhh, it's black.. And shaggy."

"Thank you." he said sarcastically

"So for me to get a superpower, I have to get bitten by some crazy, foreign lizard and bush spider?" Henry asked

Schwabbit, Kooschtello, and Schwoz chuckled.

"What?"

"No, no, no, no, no. You see, when you combine their venoms, and you heat the mixture, it turns into a vapor and then you breathe it in." Schwoz explained

"I have to breathe in venom vapor?" Henry asked

"Yah. It will accelerate your reflexes, and sharpen your hand-eye and foot-eye coordination."

"So, you're saying it'll make Henry be able to move faster?" Charlotte asked

"Yah, if you want to say it like a dummy."

I sighed "You guys, this seems really weird and kinda dangerous."

"Yeah. It is both of those, now lean back." Schwoz pushed Henry against the bed

"Wait what no- can we talk about this? Can we talk about-" Henry protested

"You think I'd give up." Captain Man chimed in

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THIRD PERSON POV

Schwabbit and Kooschtello were encanting random words.

Audrianna held her boyfriend's hand during the entire process. Not letting go.

"Kovah shishito karvoo. Siracha churizzo moosaka.... Schnott!" They yelled "Karvoo siracha churizzo moosaka.... Schnott!"

"Bobalooooo!" Schwabbit howled "Remove the mask."

Schwoz took off the oxygen mask from Henry's face.

"The lights." Kooschtello demanded

The lights turned back on.

"Well, did it work?" Captain Man asked

"Is he okay?" Audrianna questioned

"Yah, does Henry have accelerated speed?" Schwoz wondered

"We will not know until the boy awakens." Schwabbit said

"Well how do we awaken him?" Charlotte asked

"This way." Schwabbit leaned in closer to Henry's face "Wake up, wake up, wake up! AHHHH! AHHHH!"

"I'm up! I'm up!" Henry jolted up "I'M UP!"

"Hello? Am I in the bathroom?" Captain Man chimed in

"Henry go over there and look closely at the elevator button." Schwoz instructed

"Uh, okay." Henry walked up to the elevator

"Ugh, where's the toilet?" Captain Man asked

"What are you gonna do?" Audrianna asked

"This." Schwoz pulled off the tarp from a machine to reveal a bunch of missiles

"Okay, I'm looking at the elevator button, but I'm not sure why." Henry chimed in

"Henry!" Schwoz yelled before launching a missle at Henry, in which he quickly dodged with his new hyper-motility powers.

"Woah."

"Wow."

"See how fast he moves?" Schwoz asked

"Schwoz! Why'd you just-" Henry got cut off by multiple missiles launching at him; thus, quickly dodging them all and even catching one.

"Woah!" He chuckled

"Yay!" Charlotte exclaimed

"This is amazing!" Audrianna ran up to her boyfriend and hugged him

"H-How'd I.." Henry asks, wrapping an arm around his girlfriend's waist

"It's your new power." Charlotte explained

"You have super fast reflexes!" Schwoz added

"This is amazing." Henry beamed

"Yes. And also.. You owe us $250." Kooschtello chimed in

"Wait.." He dropped the missile "Where's Drex, Jasper, and Kelly?"

"Uhh, still at Swellview Park on or near the playground." Audrianna answered

"Kay, give it to me." Henry held out his hand and Audrianna handed him his gumball tube before grabbing her own.

"Stand back." He demanded

"Seriously, when do we get our $250?" Kooschtello turned to Schwoz and he gestured them to wait

Henry and Audrianna blew their bubbles; transforming them into Kid Danger and Danger Girl.

"Alright, Schwoz. You fly us in the man-copter." Danger Girl demanded

"Let's go." Kid Danger added as the couple step under their tube

"Aye." Schwoz followed them

"Thank you Schwabbit and Kooschtello. Have a safe trip home." Schwoz bowed down and they touched his head before Schwoz ran under a tube.

Kid Danger pressed his belt buckle ad the tubes encased them "Up the tube."

Schwabbit stopped them "Wait, Schwoz! When do we--"

"I'll send you the money!" Schwoz yelled before they get shot up

"Schnoovit!" Kooschtello yelled

"Ah!" Schwabbit screamed

"Henry, Dria. Goodluck." Captain Man added

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Audrianna's POV

Kid Danger and I dropped down from some ropes to the playground.

"You think you're funny?" Drex held onto Kelly and Jasper

"No! Wh-when I tell jokes, only my girlfriend laughs." Jasper said "And my grandma and she doesn't even know who she is anymore!"

"Well after I rattle your brains with this, you're both not gonna know who you are." Drex threatened and held out his fist

I grabbed Drex's arm and turned him around "Peek-a-boo." I said in a sing-song tune before punching him in the face

"Woah, Danger Girl you just knocked down Drex!" Jasper beamed

"Yeah, she's my partner." Kid Danger wrapped an arm around my shoulder

"Uh-huh." I nodded

Drex growled while slowly getting up.

"Oh.. He's getting up now." Kelly chimed in

"Yeah, you might wanna run." Kid Danger warned

"On it!" Jasper quickly grabbed Kelly's hand and ran away with her as Drex slowly got up

"Well." Drex stared at us

"Well." I repeated

"Where's your 'fake father' Captain Man?" Drex looked at me

"Probably with Stella."

"That doesn't even make sense." Kid Danger whispered to me

"I know." I whispered back

"Look, it's Kid Danger and Danger Girl and that mean guy again!" some girl yelled

"Somebody call the police!" Kelly exclaimed

"I'm gonna mop this grass with both of you, kids." Drex threatened

"You don't.. Mop grass." Kid Danger corrected

"Cazzo." I added
(Translation:Dick)

"That's it." Drex tried to punch us but Kid Danger grabbed my hand and ducked

"Not even close." he smirked

Drex continued to swing punches at Kid Danger but he was quick to dodge them.

He turned to me and tried to punch me but I grabbed his arm and emitted a blue flame from my hand, making him scream in pain.

"Woah! Can't touch this." I grinned

"Here come the cops!" Jasper yelled

"It's Drex!" the cops immediately ran away

"Oh, come on." I scoffed

"Kids, I'm gonna punch and kick you 10,000 times." Drex warned

"Cool, we'll help you keep count." I smiled sarcastically before emitting red flames from my hands.

"Ready, set, go." Kid Danger said as Drex landed a few punches at him

"D'oh..missed!" he dodged another punch "D'oh.. Zero! Still zero!"

I jumped on Drex's back and put my flaming hands on his face, making him scream in agony which gave Kid Danger the chance to punch him in the gut.

"Oh my God, conflict!" a young boy yelled

"Ready when you are." Kid Danger taunted

Drex threw another punch at him but I threw a fireball at his fist right before he could.

He threw a few more punches at me but I blocked all of them and elbowed his head.

Kid Danger pinned Drex's arm behind him and slammed him against a playground toy before kicking his ass.

We ran to the slides but Drex grabbed Kid Danger's ankle, making him trip as he climbed over to us.

Drex threw a few more punches at us while Kid Danger dodged them all and I threw more red fireballs at him.

He tried to kick us next but I grabbed his leg and kicked the back of his knee as he rolled down the slide and Kid Danger and I jumped off the playground toy.

Drex chased us across the twirly-whirly "How'd you get so fast? And since when did you have fire powers?"

"That's for us to know." Kid Danger said

"And for you to shut up." I added

Drex hopped on the twirly-whirly which gave Kid Danger and I the advantage to spin the twirly-whirly, punching him when he reached us

I grabbed Drex by the shirt and punched him repeatedly until there was blood on my knuckles.

"Danger- Danger Girl-" Kid Danger tried to stop me

I threw one last hard punch at Drex before he fell down on the ground.

Kid Danger stepped on Drex before hopping on the seesaw, hitting Drex in the jaw.

I hopped on the zipline which gave me the opportunity to kick Drex in the face as the crowd of children and parents cheered for Kid Danger and I.

Drex tried to kick Kid Danger but he quickly dodged and grabbed his leg, flipping him over.

He tried to swing at me but I grabbed his arm and snapped it as hard as I could before snapping his other arm and bashing our heads against each other.

Kid Danger flipped him onto the ground before grabbing my hand and helping me up as the crowd cheered for us.

Kid Danger grabbed Drex and pulled him to a bench before sitting down with him on his lap "Wow, I sure hope that nobody gets this on video and sends it to the news."

"Spanky spanky spank your butt, do dah, do dah! Spanky spanky spank your butt, oh da do dah day!" I giggled at my boyfriend's actions

"One more time!" I yelled

"Sure!" Kid Danger yelled back

"Spanky spanky spank your butt, do dah, do dah, spanky spanky spank your butt, oh da do dah day!" The crowd joined along

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Schwoz placed the key on the box around Captain Man's head and turned it, unlocking the box.

"Come on.. Hurry." Captain Man demanded

Schwoz lifted the box

"I'm okay! Whoa, it's bright in here!" Captain Man blinked his eye

We all cheered for him.

"Wow." Captain Man smiled "I never thought I'd be so happy to see you people."

"Awww."

"Ray.."

"Dad.."

"Aw, that's so sweet."

"Wait why wouldn't you-"

"Kind of rude really."

"Mean thing to say."

"Wait."

"What happened with Drex?" Captain Man changed the topic

"Oh, Henry and Dria brought him here." Kelly said

"Wha- Drex is here!?!?" Captain Man yelled before turning around to see Drex's frozen up body which made him yelp.

"Is he..?"

"He's totally fine." Charlotte said

"Unfortunately." I muttered

"He just can't move." Jasper explained

"Or talk, or think." Henry added, getting up

"or kick, or punch, or pee." I followed Henry "I hope."

Captain Man spoke up "Well, how did you uh-"

"I used this." Schwoz chimed in, holding a device "You blast a person with a beam from this, and it's like pressing pause on his brain."

"Yeah, but he's totally fine, he just can't do anything." Kelly chimed in

"Oh, like the Kardashians." I turned to her

"This just in: Captain Man's sidekicks Kid Danger and Danger Girl--"

"Hey, look. Henry and Dria are on the news." Jasper pointed out as we all followed him to the monitors

"--known as Drex. And thanks to Kid Danger's new and unexplained lighting speed, and Danger Girl's latest fire powers; they were able to completely frustrate and enrage Drex, who we all hate." Trent said as a video of me, punching the life out of Drex popped up

"Oh man, that's fun to watch."

"It sure is. Now let's take a look at some of Kid Danger and Danger Girl's 'greatest hits'."

"Spank your butt all night! spank your butt all day, spank your butt till it's red and sore, wow I hate your face!" The crowd sang as Kid Danger spanked Drex

"Spanky spanky spank your butt, do dah, do dah!" we all sang as we formed a congo line "spanky spank your butt, oh da do da day! Spank your but all night, spank your butt all day! Spank your butt till it's red and sore, wow I hate your face!" we walked around Drex's body "Spanky spanky spank your butt, do dah, do dah! Spanky spanky spank your butt oh da do da day!"

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That was..something..

I wrote this all day yesterday and only finished it today huhu

This one episode was 44 minutes can u believe it??

Also now we know why Ray wont take Dria to Chick Fil' A LMFAOAOA

THIS WAS THE LONGEST SHIT IVE WROTE BE FR

Also I found out that they were originally gonna name Hour of Power "Fast and Dangerous" which is way better imo-

Here's some random memes i found on pinterest ❤️

Thoughts? Comments? Questions?

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