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Audrianna's POV

"Guys, keep smiling.." Kid Danger insisted "So Charlotte and Schwoz can see what we're seeing."

"Kay, but that stupid Jeff guy thinks I'm smiling at him." I pointed over to Jeff who was smirking at me

"Just keep smiling and being Canadian." Captain Man ordered

"So. Toddler, how are you not dead?" Van Del spoke up

"Yes, we all heard that the last time that you battled Captain Man, he and Kid Danger, and Danger Girl dropped you into his bottomless pit of balls." Dr. Minyak added and all the villains agreed

"Alright. I'll tell you what happened. Max! Would you like to hold my milk?" The Toddler gave Max his glass of milk

"Yes. I was hoping you'd ask." Max took the glass of milk

"It was awful.. I was blasted hundreds of feet down deep into the Earth. Covered in plastic balls." The Toddler began

I felt Kid Danger gently squeeze my hand.

He cleared his throat "Uhm, so how did you dig yourself out, eh?"

"I had to use my bare hands, scraping and clawing inch by inch, and then finally I arrived back up to the surface of the Earth." The Toddler looked up as all the villains followed his gaze

"And now.. It's Toddler time." he said in a deep raspy voice

Me and Captain Man shared worried glances.

Jeff raised his hand.

"Yes, you?" The Toddler called out

"Are we having dessert or what?"

"This meeting isn't about dessert!" The Toddler stood up and stood on the table "This is about us. If we can combine our powers, we can destroy Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl."

He jumped off the table "Then..nothing can stop us!"

The other villains cheered for him.

Captain Man spoke up "Or- or, uh maybe we could all decide to be good, eh?"

Kid Danger stood up "Right, eh? We can all become nice people and never commit anymore crimes, eh?"

I got up my seat "Maybe we could all become nice and polite, eh? And not target young girls like absolute pedophiles.. Eh?"

Okay that last one was just directed to The Toddler.

Phoebe got up too "And recycle.. Be polite to our parents-"

We all started talking over each other.

"ALRIGHT!" The Toddler yelled "Max, tell them what to do."

"Okay, everyone. If you have any ideas on how to destroy Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl please come to The Toddler by the dry-erase board."

Captain Man, Kid Danger, Phoebe and I got up and gathered in one corner.

"What do we do now?" Phoebe asked

"Uh, you go talk to your brother and figure out what he's doing here. Kids, you come with me." Captain Man nudged me and Kid Danger as we followed him

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"Okay, what if we capture Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl then we drop them in the Grand Canyon." Van Del suggested "Then, we fill the entire Grand Canyon with mud!"

"Okay there's like 75 reasons why that plan is stupid." The Toddler chimed in as the other villains agreed with him

"Hey." Phoebe whispers "We have a problem."

"Not now, I have to listen to this." Captain Man said as his grip on my hand tightened

"-How much mud we would need to fill a canyon that grand." The Toddler continued

"Or, we could go back in time to when the Grand Canyon was much smaller." the Time Jerker suggested

"Oh please," Nurse Cohort scoffed "Does everything with you have to be time travel?"

"Well I am the Time Jerker."

The villains started talking over each other again

Max tapped The Toddler's shoulder

"What is it, boy!? I'm busy."

"Busy? I don't think you'll feel too busy to see some old friends of yours." Max used his telekinetic powers to take off Captain Man, Kid Danger, and I's masks.

"Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl!" Nurse Cohort pointed out

"Well, well.." The Toddler pushed Nurse Cohort aside to get a better look of us "Roll me over and change my diaper."

We smiled awkwardly "Sup?" I was the first to speak up

"Time's up for you three." the Time Jerker said

"I'll give them a little taste of my Heliometer!" Dr. Minyak pointed the device towards us but Phoebe kicked it out of his hand

"Ah! That third Muchacho just foot kicked me right in my hand!"

"I'm not a Muchacho." Phoebe removed her mask which made all the other villains scream

"I'm not even Canadian."

We completely took off our disguises.

"Alright you evils! Down the floor, hands behind your backs." Captain Man demanded

Jeff got down on the floor and actually put his hands behind his back.

"Get up Jeff." The Toddler demanded

"You're embarrassing us." Dr.Minyak added

Jeff quickly got up.

"Well," I chuckled "I'm just gonna uh.. Finish this bowl of lentils." I grabbed the bowl and threw it at the light bulb, making the whole room dark.

We made a run for it while the other villains just stood there, confused and screaming.

"Kid Danger, take Danger Girl and Phoebe out of here. I'll hold them off."

"We're not leaving you." Kid Danger argued back

"If you're going down, we'd rather go down with you." I said

"We want to stay and fight." Phoebe agreed

"No, there's too many of them."

"But what about Max?" she asked

"I said go. Kids," Captain Man gave us a flashlight "That's an order."

I sighed before giving my dad a tight hug "Stay safe."

"You too, muffin." he hugged me back before he ran into the room

Kid Danger grabbed me and Phoebe's hands as we ran out of there.

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We were flying on a helicopter with Schwoz and Charlotte, looking for Captain Man.

"Dria, hurry! We've got to find Ray." Schwoz yelled

"I'm trying to find my dad." I looked around his tracking device "He's moving really fast, like at sixty-two miles an hour."

"Well, maybe he's in a car?" Charlotte suggested

"No way, he's flying a direct path along the Swellview train tracks, and- you can't drive a car on railroad tracks so how is he moving so fast?" Kid Danger asked

Me and Phoebe looked at him in disbelief.

"You take this one." I told Phoebe and she nodded

"Maybe he's on a train." Phoebe answered

"Uhm, sorry I didn't hear what you said over ll this helicopter noise!" Kid Danger yelled

"Will you stop yelling directly in my ear!?" I turned to him

"What!?" Kid Danger turned to Schwoz "Hey, Schwoz! I think Ray's on a train!"

"Aye aye!"

He turned to me and Phoebe "He's probably on a train!"

"Uh-huh." Phoebe nodded

"No shit." I said as I continued looking fir my dad on the GPS

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"Okay! There's the Swellview bridge over there." Schwoz yelled

"Oh, oh! I see him! I see Captain Man!" Phoebe exclaimed

"Where is he!?" Schwoz yelled

"He's on top of the train!" Charlotte pointed out

"What's he doing?" Kid Danger asked

I looked through my binoculars "I think Max is helping him.. Blow his nose.."

"Aw, that's so sweet!" Schwoz beamed

"I'm going down there! Charlotte hand me that clip." Kid Danger demanded

"We're going down with you!" Phoebe said

"Okay!" Kid Danger said with a wide smile "Just uh, grab onto me. And hold on, like really really really tight."

I'm setting this helicopter on fire.

"Okay." Phoebe said

"Wait! We have another rope that me and Phoebe could use!" I pulled out two clips

"Ah, thanks!" Phoebe took the clip and clipped it on her belt while I clipped it on mine

"Yes. Thank you, Audrianna." Kid Danger glared at me and I returned the bitter glare

Me, Kid Danger, and Phoebe stepped out of the helicopter.

"We are right over the train!" Schwoz said

We threw the ropes down.

"Jump!"

We all jumped down and landed on the train.

"Yeah, look who's on the train now!" I exclaimed

"Us." Phoebe added

"Doh! Jimminy Joo!" The Toddler exclaimed "It's the stupid kids again!"

"That's right!" Kid Danger said "I mean- we're not stupid but we are here!"

"Kid Danger and Danger Girl!" Captain Man yelled

"Phoebe?" Max asked

"You back off, Max." She demanded

"Now, do your blowy freezy thing and your fire- thing." Kid Danger turned to me and Phoebe

"Love to." I smirked before throwing a fireball at the villains

My fireball and Phoebe's ice got deflected back to us but we quickly ducked

"Wha- what happened? Why didn't it work?" Kid Danger asked

"Uh, the train is moving so fast I guess the wind is too strong!" I yelled

The Toddler pulled out his baton.

"Kids look out!" Captain Man warned

He was about to swing at us but we quickly ducked and Kid Danger kicked him away.

"The Heliometer!" Dr. Minyak yelled

Max ran across the train to try to catch it but the Heliometer got stuck on some part of the train.

Van Del tried to punch me but I quickly caught his arm and flipped him over.

"Security!" The Toddler blew some weird whistle while we kept fighting the other villains.

Some men got a hold of us and started fighting us.

Some of the men were trying to break Phoebe's leg, eat Kid Danger's arm, and rip my hair off.

"Ahh!" Phoebe yelled

"What are you- so weird!" Kid Danger yelled

"Fucking bitch!" I exclaimed

"Quit pulling her hair!" Captain Man demanded

"Yes, hurt them! I love it!" The Toddler laughed maniacally

"Ow! My leg doesn't bend that way!"

"Hey! How am I supposed to use the bathroom!?" Captain Man yelled

The woman pulling my hair eventually tried ripping my head off.

"Hurry up I gotta pee!" Captain Man shouted

She threw me across the train along with Phoebe and Kid Danger.

The Toddler laughed in an evil way before slamming his fist into his palm.

"Kid Danger and Danger Girl!"

Before I could properly process what just happened, an explosion was thrown on the train.

"Hey! What exploded?" Max asked

We all stood up as saw that the cement box Captain Man was in, was destroyed.

"Captain Man.." I looked at the rubble, confused

"What happened?" Dr. Minyak asked

"Where'd he go?" Phoebe questioned

"Huh. Looks like Captain Man exploded." The Toddler turned to us, which made my heart sink

"Ding-dong, the captain's dead." Van Del teased

Kid Danger's grip on my hand tightened even more, as if he was trying to reassure me.

"Swellview is ours!" Dr. Minyak yelled

I saw a hand grab onto the edge of the train and Captain Man climbed back on.

"Captain Man!" I smiled widely

The Toddler scoffed "Ooh, sorry kid. He's dead! Which makes it really difficult for him to help you now. Or maybe you're too stupid to realise that it's a new day in Swellview cause no one has to worry about Captain-"

We had a smug look on our faces as Captain Man tapped The Toddler's shoulder.

He turned around and faced Captain Man.

"Toddler." Captain Man grabbed him by the shirt and lifted him off the ground "It's time for your nap."

"No- no- wait! I already took my nap!" The Toddler got cut off by my dad throwing him off the train

"Don't get nervous." Dr. Minyak reassured "There's still six of us against four of them."

I pushed one of the men off the train and looked at Dr. Minyak innocently

"Okay, now it's five to four." Dr. Minyak corrected himself

Me and Captain Man glanced at each other and nodded as we started fighting the villains.

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We pushed the last of the villains off the train as I turned to Phoebe and gave her a high five.

"Nice going Kid Danger and Danger Girl." Captain Man shook our hands

"Miss Thunderman." He nodded to her direction

"Yeah!" Max clapped "We did it! How about that? Way to go us." he chuckled "Woo!"

"You know, Max. We never would've had a problem if you hadn't blown our cover." Kid Danget said

"That's right, Max." Phoebe nodded

"Well- I said I was sorry."

"Mmmm. You didn't." I shook my head

"Didn't?" Max asked

"Ya didn't." Phoebe whispered

"But hey, no worries. Kid Danger, Danger Girl and I forgive you." Captain Man put a hand on his back

"What?" Phoebe looked at him in disbelief "You guys forgive him??"

"Obvi."

"Sure."

"Totally."

"See? They're cool." Max turned to Phoebe

"Oh yeah."

"Totes."

"We're so cool."

"So, we were gonna give Phoebe a ride home on our helicopter.." Captain Man began

"You want us to give you a ride too?" I asked

"Seriously? Wait- even after all that I did you still wanna give me a ride home?"

"Of course."

"Duh."

"Oh yeah."

Kid Danger put a hand on Max's shoulder "Yeah."

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"PHOEBE!!" Max said as he was hanging on a helicopter rope

"Hey Max, How you doing?" Phoebe asked her brother

"MY HAIR LOOKS TERRIBLE IN THIS WIND!"

We all laughed at Max's response.

"Bird!" I yelled as a bird crashed into the helicopter window

"PHOEBE!!!"

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I was in my room after an EXHAUSTING day.

I was so tired I felt like passing out on my bed for 5 hours until I heard a knock on my door

"Come innnn!" I groaned

My dad opened the door gently.

"Oh, hey dad."

"Isn't there something we should be talking about, young lady?"

"Huh?"

"Your fire powers, hm?"

"Ohhh.. Oh."

"How'd you get those?"

"I- actually have no idea."

"What, they just randomly appeared?"

"Yeah..?"

"No excuses young lady, how'd you get fire powers."

"I swear, I'm not lying. Ask Henry."

"Henry knows about this!?"

"Well yeah- I accidentally emitted a fire right in front of him."

"WHAT!? And you never told me!?"

"I didn't want to because I was so scared that time and I didn't know what to think!"

"Since when was this little secret of yours?!"

"Mm.. two.. three weeks..?"

"Three weeks?! Muffin- This- this is amazing!"

"What?"

"You have powers!" my dad hugged me, lifting me off the ground "My little muffin has powers! That would be really useful when we fight crime!"

"Wait- so you're OKAY with me keeping it a secret?"

"No, you're grounded because of that. But this is amazing! You actually have powers!"

"The questions is how I got powers."

"Did you get in contact with anything radioactive or chemicals?"

"No."

"Maybe it's biological?"

"What, now you're saying Stella has powers? Please." I scoff

"It could be a possibility.."

"It's not, okay? Stella is basically a muggle but in the real world. She has no magic."

"She's a secretive woman Muffin, I don't know about you.."

"Can we stop talking about her?"

"Okay, Fine."

"Thank you dad."

"No problem Muffin." He pulled me into a tight hug

"I'm so glad you're okay."

"No, I'm glad you're okay.."

"I love you.."

"I love you too muffin.."

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