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Audrianna's POV

Charlotte and Henry walked out the elevator only to see my dad crying, his underwear on the wall, and me sweating my ass off trying to calm him down.

"Dad.." I said but my dad ignored me and continued crying

"Ray?" Henry asked

His dad's expression changed as he sat up straight.

"Ray, why are you crying?"

"And why is your underwear stuck all over the place?" Charlotte added

"I.. I don't know!" my dad cried

"Dad.. C'mon. I promise we'll figure out who did this to your underpants and we'll get him." I reassured

"Yeah." Charlotte agreed

"No.. Don't you see? I did this. I did it all by myself." my dad cried

"But why?" Charlotte asked

"You tell me! I took a nap right here and when I woke up, this bottle of glue was in my hands and my underwear was stuck all over the place!"

We all looked my dad in concern.

"Okay, okay. Maybe you were just sleepwalking." Henry chimed in

"Maybe. Cause this isn't the first time something like this has ever happened.." my dad said "The other night I woke up at 4 in the morning and you know what was in my bed with me..?"

"Was it Schwoz's pig?" I guessed

"I wish. But no, I woke up and found myself lying in my own spaghetti!"

"I'm sorry what." Henry asked

My dad got up "Earlier that day, I made a big pot of spaghetti, right?" And when I woke up, it was all around me and my bed!" My dad started to get anxious but quickly changed his expression.

"There were meatballs in my pajamas." he started crying again

"Alright.." I stood up "Just calm dow--"

"i can't calm down!  I'm losing it.. I put things down, when I go to look for them I can't find them! And I'm losing my balance too. I keep tripping over things that aren't there! I'm falling down for no reason!" my dad ranted

"I swear, he was normal yesterday." I crossed my arms

He looked up "Oh, look at my underwear.. It's on the walls! That's not where underwear should be!"

Henry walked up to my dad which made him scream.

"Woah, woah, hey, hey. Listen to me, listen to me." Henry called out to him "I want you to go to your room."

"Okay." my dad nodded

"Right now."

"Mhm."

"And take a long nap."

"But there's spaghetti on my bed!" my dad cried out and leaned his head on Henry's shoulder

I walked up to him "Okay. Come here.." my dad leaned his head on my shoulder as I wrapped my arms around him

"Then why don't you go sleep in Dria's room?" Charlotte offered "I bet there's no Italian food in that bed."

"Yeah.." I pat my dad's back "But the second drawer of my closet is off limits."

My dad nodded "Okay. I'll try.. O'll try Dria's room.." he started walking up the stairs but tripped on something and fell

"..did one of you three just push me?"

"No..w-we're right here.." we all said

My dad started crying again "What's happening to me!? I'm a disaster!" my dad tried climbing up the stairs again but tripped once again.

He continued to cry as he blew his nose on his underwear and crawled into the sprocket.

Henry sighed "Well..we should probably go take Ray's underwear of the walls.."

"Yeah.. Let me know how that goes." Charlotte walked away

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I walked in Henry's house "Hey, Hen. Hey, Jasp. Hi, Piper."

"Hey, Dri."

"Hey, Dria! Look. It's petite walkie-talkies!"

"Cool..?"

Jasper opened up the package "Oh, they already have batteries. Here take one." he handed Henry and I walkie-talkies each

Piper screamed loudly "Wow, I can drive!!"

"You can what." Henry and I turned to Piper

"I can drive. A car!" she walked up to us "Look at what the Department of Motorvehicles sent me." She held up a driver's license

Henry took the license "A driver's license?"

"How'd you get one of these?" I ask

"Probably a mistake." Jasper spoke into the walkie talkie

"Look, you don't have to use your walkie talkie when we're right here." I turned to Jasper

"Right.. I'll run down the block!" Jasper ran to the door

"N-no, no! You don't have to run down the block- alright." Henry yelled as Jasper walked out the door

I sighed "Pipes, you can't keep this."

Piper scoffed "Yes I can." she grabbed the license from Henry "This came from the Swellview DMV to me. So just stay out of my wheezers." Piper walked away

"This is White Shadow, are you there Green Bean and Shadow Mistress? White Shadow to Green Bean and Shadow Mistress. Over." Jasper spoke into our walkie talkies

"Okay, please do not call me Green Bean, Alright? How does Dria get a cool nickname?"

There was a short pause.

"Alright?" Henry spoke into the walkie-talkie again

"I can't respond until you say over!" I heard Jasper yell outside

Henry sighed "Over."

"I couldn't think of a nickname when it came to you. Copy that." Jasper said

Henry and I's whiz-watches started beeping.

"Uhhh. We need to go to the porch..and uh, smell the porch." I grabbed Henry's hand as we went outside to the porch

I flipped open my whiz-watch "Hey, Char. How's my dad doing?"

"I'm not sure but I think I found out something. Can you two come to the Man Cave?"

"Uh, yeah. We'll be there in fifteen." Henry said

"Okay." Charlotte said before I flipped off my whiz-watch

"White Shadow to Shadow Mistress and Magic Muffin. Over."

I giggled a bit as Henry grabbed his walkie-talkie "Okay, I don't want you to call me Green Bean or Magic Muffin."

"White Shadow to Shadow Mistress and Prancing Pony. Over."

"Worse!"

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The elevator doors opened and me and Henry stepped out of the elevator.

"Hey."

"Sup?"

"Oh, hi Henry, hi Dria." Schwoz waved to us

"Hurry. Come here." Charlotte gestured to us as walked up to the monitors

"Did you figure out what's wrong with my dad?"

"I don't think anything's wrong with your dad." Charlotte said

We all glanced at each other before she spoke up again "Okay, what you're about to see is security camera footage, two days ago here in the Man Cave." Charlotte played the footage on the monitor

"Yeah-" my dad lifted the barbell and tried to sit down but the chair magically moved, making him fall on the ground with the barbell hitting him "Ow!"

"Now watch in slow mooshun." Schwoz instructed

"Slow motion." I corrected him

"Mooshun." he repeated

"Mow.. Shun." I directed

"Moosheown."

"Okay, show us in slow moosheown." I repeated to Charlotte

She replayed the video but paused midway "Now. Watch when I zoom in on the bench."

Charlotte zoomed in and it showed the bench being pulled away by something.

"Woah.. It looked like that bench moved by itself." Henry said

"Yeah, yeah." Schwoz agreed

"Okay, what's going on?" I ask

Charlotte stood up "Well, I think it might be--"

"Hey, I thought I heard you guys. What are you doing here so la-- OW!" my dad tripped on the stairs

Me and Henry helped my dad get up "What is wrong with me?" my dad asked

"Well, I think your problem could be... Invisible Brad." Charlotte said

We all gasped in shock.

"Pfffft. What? No way, Invisible Brad is dead." my dad scoffed "He got hit by a bus. I went to his funeral."

"Did you see him at the funeral?" Henry mocked him

"Yes. It was an open casket I walked right up and looked inside."

"Huh. What'd you see?" I scoffed

"Nothing."

"A-ha!" Charlotte beamed

"Well, he's invisible." my dad reasoned

"Well I say maybe.. Invisible Brad is not dead." Charlotte said

"Alright." my dad took out his gumball tube as Henry and I followed

"What're you gonna do?" Charlotte asked

"We're going to the Swellview Cemedary." my dad said popped a gumball in his mouth

"Cemetery." I corrected

"Eh, both pronunciations are acceptable."

"Eh, I don't think they are."

"Eh, I think they are."

"White Shadow to Sweet Kumquat and Shadow Mistress. White Shadow to Sweet Kumquat and Shadow Mistress. Over." Jasper spoke into our walkie-talkies

"Uh- Here, Charlotte. You talk to Jasper." Henry tossed his walkie-talkie to Charlotte

"Uhh.. Hang on, Jasper. Sweet Kumquat and Shadow Mistress are busy." Charlotte said into the walkie-talkie

We blew our bubbles, transofrming into our superhero uniforms.

"Let's go, kids." Captain Man said as we ran under the tubes

"Wait. Catch." Charlotte tossed the walkie-talkie back to Kid Danger

"No- I don't want the- I don't want the- Charlotte you keep the walkie-" the tubes encased us as I wrap my arms around Kid Danger

"Up the tube!" I yelled

"No-" We got shot up the tubes before Kid Danger could finish

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"Wow. Look at the stars." Captain Man gazed up "You ever look up the stars and say, 'Hey stars. I'm better than you.'?"

I groaned "Okay, we finished." I leaned onto the edge of the grave, trying to catch my breath

"Oh, you guys are done digging?" Captain Man diverted his gaze to us

"Yeah we're done digging." Kid Danger glared at him

"All by ourselves." I added "While you layed there, looking at the stars, and stuffing your face with fruit grapes!" I got out of the grave with Kid Danger

"Who calls them 'fruit grapes'?" Captain Man asked

"I do." I muttered

"Well, it's weird."

Kid Danger held me back before I could do anything "Okay, whatever. The deal was we dig the dirt, you let Brad's casket out of the hole."

"Alright." he pulled out the anti-grav and got up "Move."

"Oh man, you brought the anti-grav?" Kid Danger asked

"Yeah." Captain Man said as he slowly lifted Brad's casket

"W-w-wait. So me and Kid Danger just spent two hours digging a six foot deep hole and now all you gotta do is lift the casket with the anti-grav which takes no effort?" I ask

"Yeah." Captain Man dropped the casket begore turning to us "You ready?"

"I guess." we said in unison

We all lifted the casket open and there was nothing inside.

"You should feel inside." Kid Danger suggested

"No." I dead-panned

"Ray, you do it."

"You feel inside!"

"Okay, okay. first one to say not it doesn't have to feel inside." Kid Danger challenged "So-"

"Not it." Captain Man and I said at the same tine

"Dangit!" Kid Danger groaned

"Kay, we'll all feel inside." Captain Man said

"Okay." we agreed

We all slowly bowed down and felt inside the grave

"Looking for me?" Brad said which made us all scream

We all looked around before I got pushed inside the casket, Kid Danger and Captain Man followed.

"Night-night." I heard brad say before the casket closed, completely trapping us.

"Let us out bitch!"

"Let us out Brad!"

"Brad!"

"Bitchy Brad!"

"Nail. Nail. Nail. Nail. Nail. Nail." I heard Brad say "And now, I'll just lift up the casket and down you people go."  Brad laughed in a psychotic way "Have a nice rest of your lives, jerks."

"Wait no-"

"I hope you're comfy in there."

"I think Charlotte is right. Invisible Brad is alive." Captain Man said

I glared at my dad in disbelief "What was your first clue?" I asked sarcastically

"And now, I'll just lift up the casket and down you people go."

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"Fuck you, Brad!"

"I hope you actually get run over by a bus!"

"Let us out Brad!"

"I will find you and beat your fucki-"

"Okay, that's enough." Kid Danger covered my mouth before I could continue my sentence.

"Brad, come back!"

"You come back here, Brad!"

"I mean it!"

"Don't you eat my grapes!"

"Bye." I heard Brad say

I saw Captain Man grab something and attached it onto one of the walls of the casket. It was a light.

"Atleast now we can see."

I groaned "Henry all your body weight is pressing against my body!"

"That's not my fault!"

"What are you doing?" Captain Man asked

"I'm trying to get my phone." Kid Danger replied

"All you're doing is elbowing my torso!" I yell

"Oh yeah, I'll get mine." The boys started squirming around, trying to get their phones

"Yeah, just hold on."

"Yeah- I don't wanna get my--"

"Will you sto- will you stop I said it first-" The boys started talking over each other

"You two are crushing my bones!" I yelled

The boys continued fighting until Captain Man got his phone and Kid Danger got his.

"And.. No signal." Kid Danger groaned "And how about you?"

"Mine's dead." Captain Man replied "Forgot to charge it last night."

"Dri?"

"I didn't bring my phone."

"Now we're trapped in the middle of Swellview Cemetery." Kid Danger sighed "Six feet under the ground."

"Yeah, thanks for clearing that up. I thought we were in Hogwarts!" I retaliated

"Hey. It's not cool to be sarcastic while we're buried alive." Kid Danger scolded

"White Shadow to Prancing Pony and Shadow Mistress. White Shadow to Prancing Pony and Shadow Mistress. Over." I heard my walkie-talkie

"What's that?" Captain Man asked

"It's our petite walkie-talkies!" Kid Danger smiled widely

"Who's Prancing Pony and Shadow Mistress?"

"It's us. Me and Dri are Pranxing Pony and Shadow Mistress!"

He got his walkie-talkie "Hello, hey. Jasper. Hey, man can you hear me?"

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"Can you hear me. Over."

"Yeah, I copy ya. Over."

"Listen, listen. I'm trapped underground in the Swellview Cemetery. I'm in a box with Captai- my boss Ray from Junk N' Stuff and Audrianna. Now the headstone above us says 'Here lies Bradley Belcher' yeah. Now, I need you to get a shovel, find a way to get here, and take us out."

"When?"

I snatched the walkie-talkie "How about before we run out of air and slowly die!?"

"O-okay. I'll get there as quick as I can. White Shadow out." Jasper shut off the walkie-talkie

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Kid Danger groaned "It's so uncomfortable."

"Can we switch places..?" I mumbled

"Yeah, alright."

We all moved around the casket, eventually I was next to Captain Man while Kid Danger was under his armpit.

"This is much worse." Kid Danger muttered

Captain Man giggled

"What?"

"It tickles when you talk into my arm."

"What do you mean it tickles-"

Captain Man laughed "Stop, stop, stop, stop!"

"Okay, okay, okay!"

I heard a thudding noise outside "What was that?"

"Jasper's shovel." Kid Danger moved up and now I was laying on top of him

I sighed in relief "I can finally breathe!"

"Jasper!" Kid Danger yelled "Was that your shovel?"

"Uh, yeah! I'll get you out in a second!"

We all chuckled in relief until Kid Danger realised something "Aw, jeez."

"What?" Captain Man asked

"We're in uniform!"

"We can't let Piper and Jasper see us as Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl." Kid Danger said

"Aw, jeez." I groan

"Quick! Our gumball!" We all squirmed to reach our gumball tubes

We all popped a gum in our mouths and chewed quickly

"Okay, get ready to be rescued!"

We transformed just in time as the casket door opened.

We all climbed out the casket, panting and coughing.

"Aw man, thank you Jasper!" I gave him a quick hug

"Thanks buddy."

"Yes, thank you Jasper."

"Me, my dad, and Prancing Pony couldn't have done it without you."

"No prob." Jasper reassured

"So, how did you, Audrianna, and your boss get trapped here and buried in a casket?" Piper asked

"Well.."

"Uh.."

"It's a- it's a weird story." Henry reasoned

"Actualy we were watching..we were at Junk N' Stuff."

"We were at Junk N' Stuff watching TV.." We slowly backed away

"Right."

"Yup."

"Right. And there was a news report on.." my dad snapped his fingers

"Turtles." I added

"Turtles, right."

We started talking over each other while backing away into the trees.

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We got shot down the tubes

"Where's that dumbfuck!?" I looked around

"He left." I heard Brad's voice

"No, he's right there." Charlotte pointed to a pair of floating pants

"The pants, the pants!" Schwoz pointed out

"Get the pants!"

My dad started chasing the floating pair of pants.

"Leave me alone, Ray! You're poo!" They continued to chase each other around

"Ooh, better catch me!" Brad said as he disappeared

I saw Brad behind the couch.

"Dad!"

"Right there!"

"Right there, Ray!"

"Over there!"

"Quick, Muffin use the bear spray!" my dad demanded

"Right!" I grabbed the bottle of bear spray

"C'mon Ray. Be cool, not the bear spray."

I sprayed Brad with the bear spray, making him scream and fall to the ground.

"Ahhh! It burns! Ahhh!"

"Ahhhh! It hurts so bad!!"

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"That's not something you see everyday." Henry spat out

"No it's not."

"It's kinda weird."

"It's so unusual."

"How do the bears deal with this!?" Brad yelled

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I POSTED EARLY YAY

I noticed some of yall r getting impatient bc of Henrianna but dw I promise it'll be very soon like 4 episodes left

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