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Audrianna's POV

"Okay, I hope your daughter enjoys that guy's head." I said to the customer

"She is gonna love this." the woman grinned "And hey, if you get anymore boys' heads in, please let me know."

"Sure thing." I nodded

The customer walked to the door but turned back to me "You think i'm weird, don't you?"

"I do, yeah."

She walked out as I locked the door behind her "Okay, and we are.. closed."

"Yoo-hoo!" Charlotte exclaimed

"Okay, you guys ready to shoot the video?" Henry asked us

"No. We're ready to shoot nothing." Charlotte said

"Come on, just do it." Henry insisted

"Hey, look what I found." I chimed in

"What?"

I pulled out 2 letters spelling "NO"

Henry sighed "Okay, what if Ray says it's okay?"

"Oh, you think my dad's gonna say it's okay?" I ask

"Let's go ask him." me and Henry said in unison

"Jinx, you owe me a coconut!" we said at the same time

Henry rolled his eyes "Okay, every time I wanna do something--"

"I just want to be careful." I interrupt him

"You're always like 'No, no, no. What are you talking about?' you're always like 'Meh, no, no. We can't do that! That could be dangerous.'."

"I do not talk like that!"

"Soulmate things." Charlotte sighed

"It's just for us to see. It's not like anyone's gonna see it." Henry retorted

"You know I'm right, you know I speak the truth!" I argued back

"You need to loosen up Aud--" I interrupted him by pressing the elevator button as the elevator dropped

Charlotte and Henry were screaming while I was just standing still, rolling my eyes at them.

Once the elevator landed, me and Henry continued our fight.

"Whatever. We're going to find out right now, aren't we?" Henry asks

"It's too risky!" I argued

"You're going to be like 'ooh, I'm sorry Henry, you're right and I was wrong and you have to buy me a coconut!'." We both exclaimed

"Jinx you owe me a coconut!" we both exclaimed

"They're fighting like a married couple already." Kelly chimed in

"What's the beef, jerkies?" my dad chimed in

"Okay, get this. Henry wants Charlotte to shoot a video of us blowing our bubbles and transforming into Kid Danger and Danger Girl so that we can watch the video and see what it looks like." I explained "Will you tell him how insane that is?"

"Oh my God." my dad's jaw dropped

"Right?" Charlotte asked

"Can we do it together?" he beamed

"Yeah!" Henry chuckled

"I can't believe I never thought of transforming into Captain Man on video so I can see what it looks like!"

"Right? So let's do it together now." Henry grinned

"Are you guys crazy? You can't do this!" Charlotte exclaimed

"Dria and Char have a point. What if this gets out?" Kelly chimes in

"Why you always gotta say no?" Henry turned to us

"You don't wanna be a party of no." My dad added

"That's not a fun party." Henry continued

"Well I'm sorry if we're the only ones around here who actually thinks things through." Charlotte turned around

Henry and my dad scoffed.

"Name one time that I didn't think something through." he challenged

"Okay, how about the time there was a fly on the elevator door?" I remark

My dad glared at me "I don't remember any fly."

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Flashback - THIRD PERSON POV

Ray, Audrianna, and Henry were sitting on the couch while Charlotte was trying to swat a fly.

"Hey, has anyone seen where the fly went?" Charlotte asked the trio

"Uhhh.." Audrianna turned to her "Oh, there it is. On the elevator door."

"Hang on, I'll get him." Ray pulled out a huge blaster and Charlotte screamed as he blasted the fly, leaving a huge hole on the elevator door.

Charlotte stood up and looked at Ray in disbelief.

He slowly put the blaster back on the table as he slouched down on the couch

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Present day - Audrianna's POV

"Remember it cost $4,000 to repair that elevator door?" Henry chuckled

"And you missed the fly." I glared at my dad

"Ah, we got the message." He replied

"Okay, c'mon. Let's shoot the video." Henry said "Let's go Dri."

"If you guys go down I'm not going down with you." I scoffed

"Fine." Henry gave Charlotte his phone "Here. Here's my phone."

"Yeah, alright." Charlotte groaned

"This is gonna go downhill." Kelly whispered to me

"Totally."

"Hey, how's my hair?" my dad asks

"Perfect." Henry replied

"Yeah, I know. Why'd I even ask?"

Henry and my dad pulled out their gumball tubes.

"Hey, your sister just texted you." Kelly looked down at Henry's phone

"What does she want?" Henry asks

"She says 'Text me that pic where I look great and Marla looks like a frog right now.'." Kelly read the text

"Just ignore it." Henry said

"Kay." Charlotte removed the text as she lifted up the phone "Recording."

"Ready?" Henry turned to my dad

"Yeah. Let's get busy-yo. And watch the video."

Henry chuckled at my dad's rhyme.

I groaned "Oh, the rhymes.."

Henry and my dad blew their bubbles as they transformed to their superhero costumes.

Charlotte stopped recording once they transformed.

"C'mon, lemme see it." Captain Man grinned

"No, I get to see it first." Kid Danger said

"Hey, I'm Captain Man."

"It's my phone." Kid Danger argued back

"iT's mY pHoNe." Captain Man mocked him

"Okay, we'll watch it together."

"oKaY, wE'lL wAtCh iT tOgEtHeR. Oh yeah let's do that."

"Videos.." Kid Danger groaned "Why won't Piper quit texting me about this stupid pic of her and Marla?"

"Just send your sister the pic she wants so she'll stop interrupting us." I suggested

"Yeah, you're right." Kid Danger swiped through his phone "No, no no no no no no. I did not just do this no no no no."

"Kid, what's wrong?"

"What's up?"

"Henry, what?"

"And this is where everything goes downhill." Kelly sighed

"Is it my hair?" Captain Man asked

"I.. I texted the video to Piper."

There was a short pause.

"WHAT?!" We all yelled

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"C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Piper answer your phone.." Kid Danger said as we all paced around

"What are you gonna do if she saw the video?" Kelly asked

"She'll probably show it to everybody!" I groaned

"Ooh, what if she posts it online?" Charlotte asked

"Oh, oh, oh, how old is she?" Captain Man randomly asks

"I don't know, I know, I don't know, ten!" Kid Danger answered

His face lit up before his face dropped again.

"What?"

"Is it Piper?"

"Jasper's calling me." Kid Danger answered

"Jasper." Captain Man whispered

He placed the phone against his ear "Hey, hello?"

"Hey, Henry. I'm at your house."

"What are you doing in my house?"

"I wanted to go over our chemistry homework, so I uh--."

"Please shut up."

"Well, you asked me."

"Ask him if he's seen Piper:" Charlotte suggested but he just shushed her

"Have you seen Piper?" Kid Danger asked Jasper

"Yeah, she went upstairs to take a shower."

Kid Danger sighed in relief "Oh, thank God."

"Wait, I don't understand--"

"Hey, hey, hey. Where is Piper's phone?"

"Uh, it's right here. Charging next to your mom's phone."

"It's there charging next to my mom's phone." Kid Danger said to us

"Oh, your mom?" Captain Man smirked

"Stop that." Kid Danger warned

"Hey, it looks like you sent her a video." Jasper said

"She hasn't seen it yet?"

"No, your text came in right after she went upstairs."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

"Kay, bye."

"W- no no no no don't hang up the phone." Kid Danger stopped him

"Ooookay..?"

"Jasper. If you've ever been my friend. If you've cared about me even a little bit.."

"You know I do!"

"Then bring Piper's phone to me at Junk N' Stuff, right this second no matter what."

"Okay, i'll do it."

"Hurry." Kid Danger hung up the phone "Alright, he's on his way."

We all sighed in relief

A buzzing sound was heard.

Charlotte saw the fly and tried to swat it again "Aw man, the fly is back!"

Captain Man pulled out his blaster.

"Put it down." I scolded him

He put down the blaster with a pout.

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We were upstairs at Junk N' Stuff, waiting for Jasper to arrive while eating popcorn aggressively.

"Where is Jasper!?" I ask which made Henry drop his popcorn

"He's on his way here." he put his hand on my shoulder

"Well- what if he watches the video?" my dad asks

"He can't, Piper's got a passcode on her phone so there's no way--"

Jasper ran barged in, screaming.. and sweating.

"I- I bro-" Jasper was panting "Oh, God."

"Speak, boy!" my dad demanded

"Do you have Piper's phone!?" Henry asked

"Where's the phone!?" I ask

"It's.. I.. here.." Jasper pulled out a phone

We all sighed in relief.

"Hallelujah." my dad said

"Amen." I added

Piper ran in, screaming as she hopped on Jasper's back.

We all screamed as we tried to pry her off of Jasper.

"Okay, okay. You need to calm down." Henry stood in front of Piper

"He jacked my phone!" Piper yelled

"I was told to!" Jasper admitted

"By who?"

"Well, the important thing is that we have it." my dad snatched the phone from Jasper

"Why is that important?? Wait. that's not my phone." Piper said

Our faces dropped as Henry grabbed the phone and checked it "This is my mom's phone."

Jasper snatched the phone "What!?"

My dad snatched the phone "What!?"

"Bloody hell." I gritted through my teeth

"You grabbed the wrong phone!?" Charlotte asked

"You had one thing to do kid." my dad slammed the phone on Jasper's chest "One thing!"

"I thought you cared about me." Henry scoffed

"I do! She was all over me, I'm sorry!"

"Wait. Henry." my dad chimed in "If that's your mom's phone that means that Piper's phone.."

"Is still at Henry's house.." I completed

We all glanced at Piper before Henry grabbed my hand and dragged me outside Junk N' Stuff with Piper chasing behind us.

"Henry! Audrianna! You leave my phone alone!!"

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Me and Henry barged inside his house, closing the door behind us.

"Piper's phone.. Piper's phone.." Henry rambled as we ran up to the counter "Okay, got it."

"Okay, uh.. passcode, passcode." I said

"Uh.. her birthday!" Henry exclaimed

I looked at him, waiting for an answer.

"God, what's her birthday."

"You don't know your own sister's birthday!?" I whisper-yelled

"Uhhh winter.. no.. summer? No.. uh. 1234, dangit!"

"Dude." I groaned

"Henry, Audrianna!!!" we heard Piper yell

I saw Henry glance at the sink.

Henry cleared his throat and tried to act natural as Piper barged in "Hey!"

"Oh, hey Piper. Woops." he dropped her phone in the garbage disposal

"Did you just drop my phone in the sink!?"

"Did you just drop her phone in the sink!?" I asked

"Well, yeah, but it was an accident." Henry lied

Piper walked up to the sink but Henry pressed the garbage disposal button, destroying Piper's phone.

"Hey..that's not the light switch.." he said

"I know we're supposed to hate her right now but was that necessary..?" I ask

"I'm going to kill you!" Piper tried to chase us but me and Henry sat on the counter

"Guys!" Mr. Hart chimed in "What was that crazy loud noise I just heard?"

"We're not sure." I said casually

"I'm sure. Henry just put my phone in the garbage disposal and turned it on!"

"Dad," Henry hopped off he counter "Why would I intentionally put my little sister's phone in the garbage disposal and then do this?" he pressed the garbage disposal button again "That's just not the type of thing I do intentionally."

"I didn't want to come here.." I choked through my words

Mr.Hart nodded "I know, son."

Piper turned to him "You believe him!?"

"Of course, he's the good child."

Piper scoffed.

"And anyway, it doesn't even matter." Mr. Hart added

"Yeah, it doesn't even matter." Henry continued

"Why doesn't it even matter?" I asked

"Well, your mom and I wanted to wait till your birthday next week.."

"So, that's when it is." Henry whispered

"But, happy early birthday." Mr,.Hart handed Piper a new pear phone

"You got me the new pear phone!" Piper smiled widely "Oh my God. I love this!"

"You enjoy it sweetie."

"I will." Piper smiled

"See Piper? Everything's great." I smiled

"No. Cause it's been over a month since I backed up my old phone so lost everything since then."

"Yes!" Me and Henry whispered

"You haven't lost everything in your old phone. Remember? Your mom set up your phone so that everything automatically backs up to the cloud." Mr. Hart chimed in

"Oh yeah, the cloud." Piper grinned

"The cloud." I gritted through my teeth as Henry grabbed my hand and dragged me to the door.

"Where are you guys going?" Mr. Hart asked

"The porch, please don't bother us." Henry dragged me outside and flipped open his whiz watch "C'mon, c'mon.."

"Henry, did you get your little sister's phone away from her?" my dad asked

"Yeah, but we need to talk to Charlotte."

"Oh. Charlotte, somebody wants you.. and not me." my dad walked away and Charlotte popped up

"Hey Henry, hey Dria."

"Char, listen. If Piper lost her old phone and then she got a new phone.." I began

"Yeah..?"

"When she restores her data from the cloud, will she get everything back?" I added

"Well yeah, if her old phone was set to back up automatically."

"I could've told you that." my dad chimed in

"Oh, Ray!" Henry scolded

"Okay, well about text messages she hasn't read yet, like pics and videos?" I asked

"Oh, no. She'll get everything back."

I groaned "Dangit!"

"This is bad..this is really bad!"

"Yeah, you never should've let me and Henry shoot that video." my dad chimed in

"Me and Charlotte told you not to do it!" I mentioned

"You did not make that clear." my dad walked away

"Char, what do we do?" Henry asked

"Okay, wait till she finishes downloading then you gotta get that phone away from her and delete that video from her phone and from the cloud."

"Kay, delete that video from her phone and from the cloud. Got it. We'll just wait until she's do--"

"Henry, Audrianna." One of Henry's neighbours said

Henry frantically shut off his whiz-watch "Uhhh, Hi.. Mrs. Hendricks. My mom's kinda busy right now."

"What kind of watch is that?"

"Uh..just. The wrist kind..?" I answer

"I know, but wasn't that your friend Charlotte floating over it?"

"Oh..I uh-" Henry zapped Mrs. Hendricks

"Man, this is really not our day."

"Henry, Audrianna! What are you guys doing out there? You two better not be making out!" Mr. Hart scolded

Me and Henry glanced at each other before Henry spoke up "Uh..just looking at the supermoon!"

"Wow! What a moon!" I played along as we dragged Mrs. Hendricks out of his porch

"It's totally super." Henry agreed

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Time skip: 20 minutes

I stayed back in Junk N' Stuff while Henry tried to get Piper's new phone.

"No, no. To sound like him you gotta do more from your throat like, 'i aM sChWoZ.'." my dad imitated Schwoz's voice

"i aM sChWoZ." Charlotte repeated

"No no, you gotta put more gravel in your throat like, 'i aM ScHWoZ, heHe mY sIsTeR sHe lOoKs lIkE a hOrSE.'." he imitated Schwoz

"You live with him?" Kelly whispered to me

"Can't believe it either.."

"i aM sCHwOz, hEHe mY sIstEr sHe lOoKs lIkE a HoRsE." Charlotte repeated

"Eh, not everybody can do voices." my dad shrugged

Henry walked "I got it! I got her new phone! But she's right behind me. Here," Henry handed Charlotte the phone "Delete the video of me and Ray transforming."

"Why didn't you just delete the video at your house?" I ask

"I deleted it from her phone but I don't know how to delete it from the cloud."

"Nobody knows how to delete things from the cloud." my dad slammed his fist on the counter

"The cloud has a mind of his own!"

"Wait! Kelz, you were a tech savvy during fifth grade right?" I turned to Kelly

"Yeah..?"

"Do you know how to delete a video from the cloud?"

"I think so."

"That's great!" Charlotte gave her the phone

"Okay, if you guys would just give me a second--"

"HENRY!!!" I heard Piper yell

"Woah, here she comes!" my dad said "Watch out boy, she'll chew you up!"

"Henry, in case you die; Can I have all of your sweaters?" I asked jokingly

"Wha- no!" Henry tried to change the subject "Okay, we'll try to stall her. Kelly, you hide in the back until you get the video off the cloud."

"Kay." Kelly ran to the back

Piper ran in the store.

"Hey.. Piper.." I awkwardly greeted

"I'm gonna break you in half, Henry!!" Piper tried to run to him but she ended up limping because she was tied to a chair.

Me, my dad, and Charlotte just watched them chase each other from a safe distance.

"This is interesting."

"You never see this everyday."

"I didn't sign up for this."

Henry and Piper continued to chase each other.

Kelly ran back to the front "Hey, here's the phone!" she threw the phone to Henry and he caught it

"Hi, I found this phone is this yours?" Henry asked

"Yes!" she snatched the phone "It's mine, you weirdo!" she limped outside as she grabbed the chair and screamed

"Okay, now delete that stupid video from your phone so we never cause another problem ever again." I demanded

"Okay, on it." Henry pulled out his phone

"Wait, we haven't even gotten a chance to watch the video yet." my dad chimed in

"Oh, yeah. We should atleast watch it once before I delete it." Henry suggested

"Yeah, I wanna see what we look like when we transform." my dad agreed

"Yeah, here." we all looked down on Henry's phone to watch the video

The video played and it was only Charlotte filming.

"Wait, why are we only seeing Charlotte..?" Henry asked

"Let's get busy-yo. And watch the video." I heard my dad's voice

"Oh, the rhymes.." I heard myself groan

We all looked at each other.

"Charlotte." Henry called out to her

"You had the front-facing camera on." Kelly sniggered

"You didn't even get us on video." my dad said

"You just videoed yourself." Henry added

"We got all worked up over nothing..?" I glared at her

"So there never even was a video of us transforming on Piper's phone." Henry said

"Yeah.." Charlotte agreed "Well, I guess this whole thing was just one big ol' waste of time." she shrugged

We all just stared at her.

"Bye!" Charlotte walked away

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AHHHHHHHH I'M EXHAUSTED

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