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Audrianna's POV

"Where is he?" I ask

"I don't know, Ray! C'mon, you're gonna miss your plane."

"I'm coming!" The sprocket door opened to reveal my dad carrying a huge mattress.

"What is he..?" Charlotte asked

"Dad.." I crossed my arms

"What are you doing with that mattress?" Henry asked

"I'm taking it on my trip."

"They're not gonna let you take a mattress on a plane." Charlotte said

"You're right." my dad dropped the mattress on the floor "Maybe I shouldn't go." he shrugged before sitting down in front of the monitors

I sigh "I knew it."

"Ray." Charlotte called out "You can't blow off your cousin's wedding."

My dad turned to us "I know. But, most marriages don't work out. I'll just go to his next one." he got up but I stopped him

"Okay, okay just admit that you're afraid to leave town because you think me, Henry, Charlotte, and Schwoz can't handle things here without you." I confronted

"Well, what if there's an emergency?"

"Then we'll blow a bubble and Kid Danger and Danger Girl will deal with this." Henry answered

I coughed lightly.

"What about Audrianna!? I can't just leave my daughter while she's sick!"

"Then i'll stay in the Man Cave and take care of her." Henry placed his hand on my head

"I'm not sick, I just coughed-"

"Well what if you guys suddenly get a disease?" My dad snapped his fingers "Numb tongue, and you can't blow a bubble."

"Numb tongue?" I look at him in disbelief

"That's not a real disease." Charlotte corrected "People don't talk normally one second and then all of a sudden they're going.." she started speaking gibberish

"Aw, does she have numb tongue?" Schwoz chimed in

"See?" My dad pointed out to Schwoz

He checked the time "Hey, shouldn't you be on your way to the airport?"

"Yeah."

"Yes." I glared at my dad before grabbing his arm and dragging him out of the Man Cave.

"O-okay! W-w-wait, I need my suitcase. Bork!"

The sprocket opened and Bork walked out carrying a huge chest.

"Hey Bork, bring it over here." my dad pointed to the spot in front of him

Bork placed it in front of him and a loud thud could be heard.

"Thanks, buddy." my dad handed him a piece of steak

Bork's eyes widened as he happily ate the steak and walked away.

"Okay, what's in here?" Henry asked

"Stuff I might need like, cotton swabs, shampoo, non-cotton swabs-- you know what? Let's talk about all the different kinds of swabs."

"Stalling!" I pointed to him

"Well, it's just--"

"It's only three days." Charlotte reassured

"We can handle it." Henry said

"Go." I pointed to the elevator

"Okay." my dad snapped his fingers "Right after one last hula-dance with Leilani." he grinned

"No!" we yelled

my dad groaned and fell down on the mattress before quickly standing up "Okay, fine! But you better not let any bad guys get away with crimes while i'm gone!"

He tried to lift up his suitcase but failed "Well, too heavy. Better stay here." my dad started to walk to the sprocket

"No! I'll get the anti-grav!" Schwoz yelled out

"Anti-grav?" I ask

"Yeah, it's a device that you attach to really heavy things to make them alot lighter." my dad explained

Schwoz ran back with the anti-grav and attached it onto the suitcase "There." Schwoz stepped back

Henry lifted the suitcase with ease "Oh man, it works. Hey, what do these--"

"No!"

"N-no!"

Henry started flying up "Woah, hey now! whoa, hold up and now i'm aloft."

"Can I use that to carry my emotional baggage?" I asked dryly

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"Okay, ready?" Jasper asked

"Yup." Henry held up the camera

"Trick shot, take 57.." I said dryly "Go."

My head hurts like shit and my nose is all stuffy.

"Alright, this ball is gonna hit the stove hood thingy, ricochet off the refrigerator, bounce onto the counter, and drop right into the fishbowl." Jasper explained

"I doubt it." Henry sighed

"Why doubt me?" Jasper questioned

"Because you missed the last 56 times in a row.." I said in between sniffles

"Well, 57 is my lucky number." Jasper grinned

"Yeah, you said that about, 7, 14, 23.." I listed down

"I have lots of lucky numbers!"

Jasper sighed "Here comes the magic." he threw the ball

"I am not okay!" I hear Piper barged in, slamming her backpack on the floor

"I did it! I got it! This is the greatest moment of my life!" Jasper looked down at Henry's phone "You didn't get it on video did you?"

"No."

Jasper fell to the ground, screaming

"Do you realize that Jana Tetrazzini has way more subscribers than I do?" Piper yelled

"Aw, no." Henry mocked

"Don't you mock my social media page." Piper walked away

I groaned before putting my face in between my palms in pain.

Huh, turns out I am sick.

My train of thoughts ended when Henry tapped my shoulder.

"Dri?"

"What."

"Are you okay? We need to go."

I groaned "Fine." I got off my chair and followed Henry to the door

Henry opened the door for me and gestured outside.

Once we were on Henry's porch we looked around to see if anyone was watching before Henry opened his whiz watch.

"Hey Char, what's up?" Henry asked

"There's a robbery going down at that eyeglass store in Midtown, uh, Specs and The City."

"Kay, we know where that is, we're on our way." I said as I popped a gum in my mouth

"Hurry. We gotta prove to Ray that we can handle things while he's gone."

Schwoz stepped into the camera. "Henry, Dria, hey. It's me, Schwoz." He smiled

"We got no time for your Schwoz." I shut off Henry's whiz watch

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"This place has the best reviews on Yorp, so you're making my glasses!" One of the robbers yelled out

I cleared my throat "Eye don't think so, jerks." I pointed to my eye

"Kid Danger and Danger Girl! Thank God you and Captain Man are here!" The store owner smiled widely

"Uh, actually, Captain Man's at his cousin's wedding in Cleveland." Kid Danger explained

"Captain Man ain't here?" one of the robbers asked

"No." We answered

The robbers turned back to the store owner "Alright, you just keep making my glasses! And those lenses better be progressive!"

"Okay, okay."

"Hey, man. You love your mother?" Kid Danger asked

The robber turned to him "Yeah."

Kid Danger grabbed his laser "Then freeze, mother lover!"

"No!" The robber yelled but Kid Danger zapped him

"You should've freezed." Kid Danger said

"--mother lover." I added

One of the other robbers turned his leaf blower at us.

"Hey!" I yelled out but me and Kid Danger got blown away

I sneezed "Dangit!"

"Aw, what!?" Kid Danger yelled as he stood up and tried to point the lead blower at the robber.

The lead blower was turned back to Kid Danger as he screamed.

Basically, they just went back and forth with the leaf blower.

My vision was slowly starting to get blurry as I blinked my eyes, trying to adjust my vision.

Kid Danger tapped my shoulder "Hey, you okay?"

".. Yeah."

"Really? 'Cause I saw you spacing out there."

"I'm fine."

One of the robbers got up which made me kick them in the face out of instinct.

"Yeah, you're fine." Kid Danger shrugged as we walked to the store owner

"Well, sir." he flipped his hair which made me giggle "Looks like we just saved your life."

Captain Man jumped down from out of nowhere "I'm here."

"Captain Man!" The store owner yelled

"Captain Man?" I glared at him

"One moment." Captain Man grabbed one of the robbers an punched him repeatedly"There. You're safe now."

"Thank you, Captain Man." The store owner ran up to him "Oh, I gotta go tell my wife what you did!" he left the room

"Wha- what are you doing here?" Kid Danger asked

He did a kicking pose "Fighting crime."

"No, you're just here because you don't trust me, Dri, Charlotte, and Schwoz to handle things by your way."

"Cause you guys don't have my experience."

"And we don't have your enormous ego." I stepped closer to him

"That too!"

"We've been doing this job for over a year and we can handle things for three stupid days without you." I confronted

"Oh really? Like you guys handled this crime?"

"Yes. We completely handled this crime." Kid Danger said

"I guess."

There was a short silence.

"Okay, fine. I'll go." Captain Man started to walk out

"Captain Man.. this is my wife Nancy."

"Oh hi." He smiled

"Out!" I scolded

"Calm down." Kid Danger put his arms on my shoulder

I sighed in frustration.

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Me, Charlotte, and Henry came down the elevator laughing but our laughter turned into screams as we saw the huge party going down in the Man Cave.

We started at the party, horrified.

"What the fuck is going on!?" I yelled

"I don't know!" Henry yelled out "C'mon."

We walked up to Schwoz.

"Oh, Dria and Henry. Welcome to the party!" he walked up to Charlotte "Charlotte. What's up baby??" He started poking he but Charlotte pushed him away

"How could you have a party here without Ray's permission!?" Charlotte scolded

"Easy! He's not here!" Schwoz laughed

"Y'know, we promised Ray we'd be responsible!"

"Ah, what's gonna happen?"

"Anything!" I yelled "You'd never k--" Bork picked me up and I screamed "Henry!"

"Hey, hey! Bork! Dri is not a toy, put her down!"

Bork and Larry started swinging me around.

"Holy shit, stop it!" I screamed

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Henry and Charlotte came down the next day laughing, but their laughter faded quickly as they saw the mess.

"This place looks disgusting." I yelled out

"So does Schwoz." Henry said as I got down the stairs and walked up to them

"Hey, Schwoz, sleepy time's over.." Henry tried waking him up and lightly slapped him in the face with a pizza

I groaned "Wake up."

I sneezed again "Shit."

He started mumbling gibberish,

"How late did this party go on?" Charlotte asked him

"Uh.." Schwoz sit up right "We broke up around 6am."

"That's why I barely got any sleep.." I placed my head in between my palms

"Oh look, my sister Winnie fell asleep." Schwoz smiled "So peaceful. So beautiful."

"Uh-huh."

"Yeah."

"If that's beautiful, then I'm a supermodel."

"Now, listen, you better clean all this.." Henry noticed something "Oh man.." He ran to the monitors and I followed "The crime light!"

"Fucking shit.. We're screwed."

"How long has that been flashing?" Charlotte asked

"Since 9:37 last night, ding dangit Schwoz!" Henry popped a balloon which woke Winnie up as she started screaming and running around.

"Ah, you spooked my sister!" Schwoz chased Winnie around

I groaned and looked down at the ground.

"You're still sick?" Henry wrapped his arms around me

"No shit, sherlock.."

"What are you doing?" Henry turned to Charlotte, his arms still wrapped around me

Wow. What happened to the 3-foot rule?

"Since no one answered the emergency call, i'm checking to see if someone left a message." Charlotte answered

"You have one new emergency voicemail." The voice in the monitor said

Charlotte played the voicemail.

"Hello!? Captain man!? This is Carlos, from Sushi-Dushi."

"It's Carlos.. from Sushi-Dushi."

"I know, i'm sitting right here." Charlotte spat out

"There's a guy robbing us right now! He's locking us in the fridge to steal huge tuna fish!"

"He's locking them all in a fridge!" Henry repeated

"Still sitting here."

"Get in the fridge!"

"Wait, man."

"Where's the tuna fish?"

"I don't know!"

"I know you got a tuna fish in here."

"We don't have a tuna fish."

"Get in the fridge right now. And gimme your phone, gimme your phone."

"Captain Man, Captain Man! Save us!"

There was screaming everywhere as I sighed in frustration.

Charlotte turned to me "What're you thinking?"

"The robber's voice sounds so familiar."

"I know."

"Can you cross check it against the National Voice Database?" I ask

"Sure." Charlotte turned back to the monitors and replayed the video

Two people popped up, it was Miley Cyrus and Jeff.

"Ahh!" Charlotte smiled

"So the robber is either Jeff." Henry crossed his arms "Or Miley."

"I'm thinking it's Jeff." I furrowed my eyebrows

"Ugh, Jeff. The stupidest criminal in Swellview." Henry pulled out his gum tube

"Well, you guys better find him and arrest him or Ray fires us all."

"Then I guess we'll chew some gum." Henry began

"And fight some scum." I popped a gumball in my mouth

Me and Henry blew a bubble and transformed into are superhero uniforms which startled Winnie again.

"Ahh! You did it again!" Schwoz turned to Winnie "Winnie! Winnie- Slow down! Have some sugar cubes!"

Me and Kid Danger stepped under our tubes while Schwoz chased Winnie around.

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Kid Danger kicked open Jeff's door.

"Hang on, someone's foot just came through the door." I heard Jeff say

I peeked my head inside and unlocked the door through the hole before me and Kid Danger came inside.

"Looks like you'll need a door hole repairman, Jeff." Kid Danger spat out

I sneezed "Crap."

"Aw crud, hey, it's Kid Danger, Danger Girl, and Captain Man can you uh, come bail me out of jail?" Jeff said to the person on the phone

"Nah, it's just me and Kid Danger, Jeff. Captain Man's out of town."

"Oh, cool, so actually had to go pick up this tuna, you wanna go see a movie or something? I heard this--"

I ran over to Jeff and snatched his phone away from him.

"Dude!" He turned to me

"Chiudi quella maledetta bocca." I pointed to him
(Shut your goddamn mouth.)

"Now stand up." Kid Danger pointed his laser at him "Or get zapped."

"I'll slap that thing out of your hand." Jeff said

"I'd like to see you try." Kid Danger challenged

Jeff quicky slapped the laser right off his hand.

"Okay, that really hurt my hand!"

Jeff's phone started to ring "Oh, that  could be my tuna buyer. Gimme my phone."

"Oh, oh you want your phone? This thing right here?" I teased

He stood up "Are you playing keep-away from me?"

"Yes i'm playing keep-away from you."

"Aw, that does it!" Jeff started chasing me and Kid Danger around

He continued to chase us around his house until he couldn't run anymore.

"Wh-whoa, are you okay?" Kid Danger asked

"Hit the table twice if you're okay." I commanded

Jeff hit the table once before falling on top of it, crushing the table.

"Okay, was that one or two?" Kid Danger asked

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Henry was explaining my dad everything that had happened while he was gone.

I wasn't really paying attention because I still feel like shit and I felt like passing out any second now.

"Good." my dad smiled "Y'know i'm proud of you guys. Hey, muffin, how you doing?"

"Miserable." I said dryly

"And i'll bet those employees at Sushi-Dushi must've been thrilled when you guys finally let them out of that fridge." my dad continued

Me and Henry looked at each other, wide-eyed.

Henry scoffed "Yeah, yeah."

"Just a magical moment."

"Yeah, we totally let them out."

"Well, fantastic work guys, now im gonna head down to the Man Cave and install a mirror in my shower." My dad grinned as he walked away to the backrooms

"Goodluck!"

"You have fun!"

"Oh my God. We gotta get those people out the fridge." I pulled out my gum tube and Henry followed me

"Hurry." Charlotte said "If they're still alive, bring back some sushi!"

"Will do!" Henry said as we both ran out the store

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I was in my room when I heard a knock on my door.

"Come in!" I yelled

Henry went inside "Hey, hey."

"Sup?"

"I got you some ho-yo."

"Hot yogurt? cool. Thanks." I happily grabbed the bag

"How ya feeling?"

"Better, now that you got me ho-yo."

Henry chuckled as he watched me eat my ho-yo.

"So- I was thinking--" A huge fire emitted from my hand but immediately got put out.

Henry and I gave each other concerned looks.

"Did that just happen!?" Henry asked

"What the actual Hell!?"

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Ye naw i'm prolly not gonna continue that idk

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