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Audrianna's POV

"I'm back from the woods."

Henry dropped the glass hat.

"Henry!!" Piper yelled "You smashed my replacement glass hat!"

I snatched the sledgehammer from Piper's grip "Yeahhh, why don't I hang on to this 'til you calm down.."

"Chloe..? I thought you were still in the woods doing your TV show.." Henry said

"Nah, we just dropped season one last week."

"Woah. hold on." Piper walked up to Chloe "You're THE Chloe from the TV show Kids In The Woods?"

"Yeah she is." Henry agreed

"And she's Henry's ex girlfriend." I muttered under my breath

"Alright." Henry turned to me "Let's not talk about who dated who."

"Chloe, stay right there and don't move. I gotta go get my good camera." Piper ran upstairs

"No, Piper don't go get your good-- ahh, I can't control her." Henry sighed

I cleared my throat and walked up to Henry "Hello, Bianca's gonna be here any second." I whispered to him

"I know.. shhhh." He whispered back

"Fine. I'll just sit back and wait for the fun." I rolled my eyes and sat down on the couch

"So uh.." Henry began but got interrupted by Chloe walking over to the coffee table "Uh- oh."

"Wow, what are the flowers and candles for?" Chloe smiled

"Who's gonna tell her?" I said in a sing-song tune with a smirk on my face

"Uhhh. Ohh I.." Henry stuttered

I heard a knock on the door.

"Hello?" Bianca walked in

"Andd here comes the fun.." I smirked

"Bianca!" Henry grinned

Bianca sighed "Why did you ask me to come here?"

"Well you see.. I didn't know that.." Henry began

"Chloe?" Bianca looked over at her

"Hey, Bianca." Chloe smiled

"I didn't know that you were back in town."

"Neither did Henry." I chimed in but I ended up receiving a glare from Henry

"I got my good camera!" Piper ran down the stairs "Chloe, fix your makeup."

"Uh, i'm not wearing makeup."

"Yeah, that's my point."

"Uh, did I come at a bad time?" Bianca asked

"No! Nothing's bad. Bianca let's go outside." Henry held her hand

"Why?"

"So I could show you my porch." Henry dragged her outside, closing the door behind them

"It's a quality porch." Jasper complimented

"Okay, so I need you to put on some makeup." Piper turned to Chloe

"I didn't bring any makeup."

I sighed "Jasper go ask Bianca if she has any makeup, I didn't bring my makeup bag."

"Okay." Jasper ran out the door

Jasper came back a second later with Bianca's purse.

"Uh, i'm kinda cold." Chloe hugged her body

I groaned "Jasper go tell Bianca that Chloe is cold.. and that she needs a jacket.."

"Okay.." Jasper ran back outside but came back a second later with Bianca's jacket "Chloe, I got a jacket!"

"Thanks," Chloe put on the jacket "It fits perfectly." She smiled

Jasper ran back outside "Jacket fits her perfectly!"

"Get off my porch!" I heard Henry yell as Jasper ran back inside.

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I checked my phone and saw that Henry changed his relationship status to "In a relationship".

Ouch again.

Piper handed Chloe a ceramic bunny "Now, hold this up and say 'Hey, i'm Chloe from Kids In The Woods and this is my ceramic bunny, which you should buy'." Piper stepped away

"And why am I saying that?"

"So I can sell it online." Piper reasoned

"You're a celebrity now." Jasper said

"Yeah, idiots will pay a fortune for something people think was owned by a famous person." I agreed

"But why should I--"

"Action!" Piper yelled out

"Hey, i'm Chloe from Kids In The Woods and this is my ceramic bunny, which you should buy." Chloe held up the bunny "Was that good?"

"Eh." Piper's smile dropped

Henry walked in "Hey, guys. And Chloe."

"Sup."

"Hey, Henry."

"Hi." I muttered

"So. I hear you and Bianca are 'officially in a relationship' now." Chloe said

"How'd you know that?" Henry asked

We pulled out our phones and showed him his relationship status update.

"We saw your status updates?" I said

"Yeah." Henry turned to Chloe "So uh, Chloe. Maybe you and I should talk?"

"Sure."

Me, Piper, and Jasper sat down.

"Action!" Piper yelled

"I need you guys to leave so I can talk to Chloe alone."

"Henry, it's cool. You can relax." Chloe reassured as he stepped closer to her

Henry stepped away from her.

"This should be made into a novel." I smirked, trying to hide my hurt feelings

"Uh, i'm not gonna bite you." Chloe said

"Right. I know, it's just uh--" Henry began

"3-foot rule?" I ask

"Yeah."

"Does the rule apply to me?"

"Yeah."

"Well, shit." I looked away

Chloe changed the subject "Look, I didn't come here to get back together with you."

"Oh. Well great." Henry's expression changed "Why not? I- I mean, why did you come here?"

"Okay. Well see, I don't know yet if they're gonna make another season of Kids In The Woods." Chloe explained

"They better!" Piper yelled

"We have to find out if Kevin was killed by that bear!" Jasper stood up

"And if Darlene is gonna lose her foot." I agreed

"You guys." Henry scolded

"Anyway." Chloe chimed in "I thought of a really great way to help me get publicity which would also help Kids In The Woods get picked out for another season."

"So, what's your plan?" Henry asked, smiling at her

"To post a message online asking Kid Danger to be my date to the Meat Ball." Chloe smiled

"What." Henry asked

"Andd the fun keeps coming." I smirk

"I mean, I don't know if he'll say yes--"

"Right, I doubt he will." Henry said

"Well, that's why i'm here." Chloe turned to Piper "Piper, are you still the president of Captain Man's fan club?"

"Yeah. The Man Fans, why?"

"Well I was hoping if you could help me get Ki--"

Bianca walked in "Uhh, sorry but, can I have my purse and jacket back?"

"Oh, sure." Chloe took off her jacket and Jasper handed her the purse.

"I uh, hope you don't mind that i'm here." Chloe smiled

"No, it's totally fine." Bianca gave me a piercing glare and I returned it

Whiny bitch.

"Three feet. That applies to Audrianna." Bianca whispered to Henry before walking out

Henry backed into Chloe but immediately stepped away.

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Charlotte activated the machine in the Man Cave.

"Begin." my dad commanded

The machine immediately started shooting lasers at us which we blocked.

According to my dad, this is some type of "training" for me and Henry.

"So, something about Kid Danger has been trending all over the internet." My dad said as he blocked the lasers

"Yeah." Henry blocked a laser "You know my kind-of ex-girlfriend Chloe?"

"Yeah, the one whose on Kids In The Woods now?"

"Yeah, she wants me- well, she wants Kid Danger to take her to the Meat Ball."

I jumped over the couch to block a laser.

"And get publicity for a show." Henry added

He got hit by a laser "Ow!"

Charlotte chuckled to him

"You gonna take her?" I ask

"No I can't." Henry slid across the floor to block the laser but got hit again and fell to the floor

I sniggered "Dumbass." I smiled to myself

"Cause, i'm taking Bianca as me." Henry stood up

"Well why not take--" my dad blocked a laser "both girls?"

I continued blocking the lasers, so far i'm the only one who hasn't been hit

"Cause there's only one me." Henry reasoned

"And because that's a stupid idea." I continued to block the lasers

"Not exactly. There's two of you." My dad jumped behind the couch "There's Henry." My dad got hit but stood back up "And Kid Danger."

I ran across the room and blocked more lasers

"So you're saying that I should take Bianca as myself, and Chloe as Kid Danger?"

"Exactly." My dad jumped off the couch and blocked a laser

"That does it." I furrowed my eyebrows and took over the controls. I zapped Henry and my dad repeatedly as they fall to the ground.

"Dang!" my dad yelled

Henry stood up "What is the matter with you? You've been acting so weird ever since me and Bianca got together."

"Henry is not going to take two girls to the same party." I scolded

"But he can!" my dad stood up

"No!" Charlotte agreed "I've seen this on a dozen TV shows. And it NEVER works."

"But that's just bad television. This is very different." My dad reasoned

"Yeah, and don't be so jealous Dri. Just because you like me doesn't mean you can take over my love life."

"I am not taking over your love life! I'm giving you simple advice that you shouldn't go with that plan because it'll most likely backfire on you!"

"Dri, just admit it. You still like me. And you're jealous that i'm dating Bianca." Henry shrugged "It's fine. I don't care if you're jealous, but you don't have to be a bitch about it."

Charlotte and my dad gasped.

I looked at him in disbelief  "Fine! If this shitty plan backfires then don't come running to me for advice." I stormed off to my room

Who does that asshole think he is?

I opened my phone and saw a text message from Kelly

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YALL CANNOT TELL ME THAT HER FIT DOESN'T LOOK BEAUTIFUL-
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I was standing with Kelly by the drinks table.

"And then he called you a bitch?" She asked

"Yeah." I muttered

"What an asshole!"

"That's what I thought!" I turned to her

"I don't see why he thinks he can just call you a bitch. I mean, you were trying to stop him from doing something idiotic."

"I know!" I sighed in frustration

"Hey, it's okay. This whole night i'll be right by your siii-" Kelly got distracted by he hot boy that walked pass us  "Damn, he's hot." she followed the boy

"Anddd i'm alone.."

"Attention! Attention everyone!" A girl on stage called out "So we have a couple of very special guests tonight one is Chloe Hartman, from the cast of Kids In The Woods."

The crowd applauded.

"And, even more exciting.. we have Swellview's favourite young man, Kid Danger!"

Chloe and Kid Danger walked in together as the crowd applauded for them wildly.

"Ah, I wonder why my phone is ringing." Kid Danger pulled out his phone "Excuse me."

"Yeah, sure." Chloe grinned

I couldn't hear what my dad said but he was probably just making random noises.

"Yes, Captain Man." he agreed "Kid Danger here, I assume all is well."

Kid Danger looked frustrated "Uh oh, what's the emergency?"

Kid Danger continued to talk to Captain Man "Alright, i'll be there as fast as I can."

The crowd groaned.

Kid Danger hung up the phone.

"What's wrong?" Chloe asked

"I'm so sorry, but there's an emergency and Captain Man and Danger Girl need me, so, I gotta leave." Kid Danger started to walk away but a policeman wrapped his arm around him.

"No you don't."

"But you-"

"As the police chief of Swellview and as one of your chaperones here at the Meat Ball, I say you deserve to stay right here and party with us all night."

The crowd applauded.

"Told ya it would backfire." I muttered to myself angrily

"Uh, that's really nice but Captain Man and Danger Girl need me."

"Which is why i'm going to send every police officer in Swellview to assist him right now." The police wrapped his arms around Kid Danger "He can stay, he can stay." he chanted

The crowd followed along with the chanting "He can stay! He can stay! He can stay!"

"Hey," Chloe held his arm "Stay here with me." she smiled

"Yay.." Kid Danger said dryly as he looked over Bianca and saw her getting impatient "And yay.."

I gave him a cheeky smile and raised my eyebrow.

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I was standing in the corner with Kelly and her new boyfriend.

"Damn, we've been in the Meat Ball for an hour and you already got a new boyfriend..?"

"Hell yeah!" She grinned

"Atleast your love life is going well." I muttered

Kelly sighed "C'mon Dria, you'll find someone else. I mean, you've dated 2 other dudes before you fell in love with Henry."

"Okay fyi, I fell in love with Henry first. And me and Weston were never a thing!"

"Uh-huh." Kelly rolled her eyes

I looked over at Bianca.

"I just don't understand." Kelly began "How could Henry like Bianca and Chloe when you're way better than them and way closer to Henry. What does he see in those girls?"

"I don't know.." I looked down on my drink

"If I was a guy i'd try to hit on you." Kelly blurted out

I roll my eyes playfully "Liar."

Kelly chuckled "I'm serious! You're hot as hell girl, you just don't notice it."

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I got a call from Henry.

"What do you want."

"This is bad, this is bad, I need you as Danger Girl to come with me right now."

"No."

"Wh- no!?"

"I'm still mad at you for calling me a bitch."

"I'm sorry okay! Do you forgive me now?"

"No."

I heard Henry groan on the phone "Please!?"

"I told you to not go running to me for advice if this backfires."

"Please!! I'll have a Fantastic Beasts movie marathon with you tonight!"

"Deal. Where are you?"

"I'm in the lockers with Chloe and Bianca."

"Fine. But this doesn't mean that I forgive you." I hung up the phone

"What's up with him?" Kelly asks

"He needs me, i'll see you later."

"Bye, Dria."

"Bye, Kelz." I hid behind a bush and popped a gum in my mouth before blowing it and transforming into Danger Girl

I walked outside and saw Kid Danger yelling out to Henry.

"Kid Danger, i'm here."

"Great. Uhh," He turned to the girls before turning to me "We're looking for a boy named Henry."

"I heard."

"Will you help us look for him?" Bianca asked

"Uhm, sure. I'll help you guys."

Me and Kid Danger called out to Henry but eventually gave up.

"Well, he doesn't seem to be here, why don't you two give up and walk away?" Kid Danger suggested

"Here, i'll try calling him again." Bianca said as she pulled out her phone

"Uh- no!" Me and Kid Danger frantically stopped them

"Why not?" Bianca asked

"Cause, ahhh! Oh my God!" Kid Danger randomly screamed at nothing

"Why'd you just scream?" Bianca asked

"Quick! In the closet!" he pushed the girls in the closet and zapped the door so they wouldn't get out.

"Hey, what's wrong with you!?" Bianca asked

"Let us out!" Chloe yelled

"Uh-- Cause, there's a very bad guy out here." I reasoned

"Who?"

"That's it Kid Danger and Danger Girl, you're done!" Kid Danger said in a deep voice before returning to his regular one "I'm not done, you're done!" he grabbed a trash can and smashed it everywhere

"Die! Quit it! Die! You'll pay for that!"

"Kid Danger, are you okay?"

Kid Danger grabbed my hand and ran away with me.

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Kid Danger zapped the kids next to Charlotte and we both took a seat next to her.

"Is that necessary?" Charlotte asked

"I did a bad thing." Kid Danger confessed

"You have gone insane!" I scolded at Kid Danger

"Oh man, what now?" Charlotte asked

"I panicked so I threw Bianca and Chloe in the closet and locked them inside."

"He has gone insane!" I yelled

"I get that!" He yelled back

"Are they alive?" Charlotte asked

"Yes." Kid Danger scoffed

"Kid Danger told them that we were protecting them from some evil villain so he could buy some time." I leaned into the chair

"Well, did you guys take their cellphones away from them?"

"No, why?" Kid Danger asked

How did I fall in love with him.

"Because, it they think that you, Kid Danger and Danger Girl are in a fight with some evil guy, what do you guys think they're gonna do?" Chalrotte asked

"Pray to the Lord?" Kid Danger asked

"No!"

I burried my head into my hands  "She's right!" I sighed in frustration "They're gonna call Captain Man and then my dad is gonna think that there's a real bad guy here, trying to hurt us.."

"I gotta go get their phones." Kid Danger stood up bt walked back to us "Wait. I can't go get their phones."

"Why not?" Charlotte asked

"Cause if they see me, they'll know i'm not fighting some bad guy."

"Okay, then you guys go to the drama room." Charlotte said

"Drama room.." Kid Danger repeated "Okay, then what?"

"Then find some disguise that makes you look like evil bad people."

"Evil disguise, got it.. then what?" Kid Danger repeated

"Then as the bad guy, go open the closet and grab their phones."

"Get their phones, okay, then what?" Kid Danger asked

Charlotte asked him to lean in closer and he did.

"Never ask me the question 'then what?' ever again." Char whispered

"Understood." Kid Danger leaned back

Before I left, I snatched a meatball from Charlotte's plate and ran away.

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"I think your outfit is a bit too much." Henry said

I scoffed "Speak for yourself. If i'm gonna be a villain, I wanna be a fashionable one."

"Whatever." We ran to the closet and banged on the door

"Blah! Get away from the door!" Henry grabbed his laser and zapped the door handle before opening it to reveal two screaming girls.

"Gimme your phones!" I demanded "Or we'll destroy you!" Me and Henry tried grabbing their phones

"Get away from me!"

"Maybe I'll destroy you." I heard a voice from behind

Shit.

"Ah, geez." my eyes widened

"Captain Man!" Chloe yelled

"Thank God!"

"Now, I don't know who you are, but you're done terrorizing these teenage girls, i'm gonna rip you two apart."

"Yeah!"

"Get them, Captain Man!"

Captain Man started walking closer to us.

"No need to get us, we give up.." Henry said

Captain Man chuckled "I'm gonna beat you guys up until your mama feels it!" he lunged at us

"This is just a misunderstanding!" I yelled as I tried to get his hands off my throat

"Tell me where Kid Danger and Danger Girl are!" he demanded

"Uhh, that's kind of a long story--" he smashed me against the lockers

Ow.

"Oh God, someone said you looked old." Henry reasoned

"What!? Who?"

Once he was distracted, Henry dragged me out of there.

"Alright, you diseased-"

Me and Henry quickly took off our masked and signaled him to be quiet.

"Henry!? Audrianna!?" He whisper yelled "What are you doing here!?"

We shushed him.

"Your stupid plan didn't work." Henry whispered

"Really? that surprises me because--"

"Be quiet!" I scold him quietly "Just get us away from Bianca and Chloe so he could come back as Henry before Bianca hates him forever."

"Alright, alright." Captain Man grabbed us against the lockers

"Ah, we're defeated." Henry said

"Careful! These boots look expensive!" I yell

"You won." Henry groaned

"That's right." Captain Man said as he grabbed me and Henry "Alright girls, i'm gonna take these pieces of garbage out of here and.. spank them till they tell me where Kid Danger and Danger Girl are."

"C'mon, let's go." We all walked out the door."

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Me and Henry got out of our costumes as he tapped my shoulder.

"What." I glared at him

"I'm sorry."

I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms "I told you it'll backfire horribly."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, i'm sorry. Look, i'm sorry for calling you a bitch. Even though sometimes it's true."

I turned to him and looked at him in disbelief

"Kidding, kidding." He raised his arms up in defense "Don't murder me with a sledgehammer."

"I'm sorry for calling you an asshole. Multiple times." I smiled

Henry rolled his eyes "It's fine. Normally, i'd hug you right now, but i'm still under the 3 foot rule."

I roll my eyes playfully "It's fine." I smiled

"So, forgive me?"

"Yeah, yeah whatever." I smirked

"Great, now i'm gonna make things right with Bianca."

"Goodluck." I smiled

"Thank you, Dri. You don't know how much that meant to me." He smiled back

Henry walked in the school as Bianca turned to him.

"Sorry i'm late." Henry walked closer to Bianca "Wow. You look.. fantastic."

Nevermind, I can't watch this.

I walked out the school and sat down at a bench outside.

"Hey hey hey!" I heard someone yell

I turned around and saw Kelly "Hey, Kelz." I grin

"How'd it go?"

"Okay."

"Good, soo I get that Henry's trying to fix things with Bianca?"

"Mhm." I look down

Kelly sighed "Hey," She wrapped her arm around me "You'll find someone better soon." She reassured

"I hope so."

"So, you gonna come back inside and party or you gonna stay here lookin' all depressed?"

"I'm definitely gonna party." I stood up

"Great!" Kelly dragged me back in

Well, I sure didn't end up with Henry, but none of this was for me.

I thought that I could make him happy.

Turns out he's happier with Bianca.

I'm glad that he's in a happy relationship with Bianca.

I'm glad he's happy.

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😭😭😭

This hurts me.

I had to write THAT.

I wanna cry. No Henrianna 😭😭

DW GUYS. 15 EPISODES LEFT.

Memes

ANYWAYS-

THIS TOOK ME FOREVER FOR NO REASON AT ALL 🥰🥰

WON'T BE UPLOADING FOR A WHILE BC MY EXAM IS IN 4 DAYS AND THIS EXAM IS A VERY BIG DEAL-

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