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Audrianna's POV

I was sitting in Henry's house on my phone with Kelly and Charlotte while Henry was rambling on about Bianca.

"And then, Bianca said she didn't want to be my locker buddy anymore just because I said I wasn't sure I wanted to be boyfriend and girlfriend. Can you believe that?" Henry ranted

"Yes." We all agreed

"I know! Wait, wait. Yes?--" he turned to us

"Yeah. We're on Bianca's side here." Charlotte said

"Now's your chance to mingle with him." Kelly whispered to me

"Shut. Up." I whispered back

"No. No, that's the wrong side for you guys to be on." Henry sat down on the edge of the couch

"When have you ever committed to a girl?" I ask

"Yeah, first it was Dria and then--" I smacked Kelly on the arm, signaling for her to shut up.

Piper walked in wearing a fancy hat and started flaunting it around.

"I got this." I stood up "Nice hat, Piper." I smiled

"Thanks. It's a glass hat. I just got it."

Charlotte stood up "Ohh, I've heard of those."

"What is a glass hat?" Henry asked

"It's a hat. Made of glass."

"Do you not know anything?" Kelly stood up

"Alot of celebrities are wearing it." Charlotte explained

"Well, congrats on your glass hat, but Kelly, Dria, Charlotte and I are--"

Piper gasped "Guess what?"

"What?"

"Don't care." Piper walked away

Henry sighed before sitting down "I can't believe you guys are taking Bianca's side." He whispered

"Henry, you don't share a locker with a girl unless you're really into that girl." I said

"Let's ignore the fact that some of Audrianna's textbooks are in Henry's locker, sure." I heard Kelly mumble

Henry ignored Kelly's comment "I was into Bianca."

"Buuut..you want to leave your options open for.." I raised an eyebrow at him

"I-I don't know what you're talking about." Henry protested

"Mhm." I looked at him

"Speak for yourself. What about your Wall Dog friend, Weston, your cute little graffiti guy that you like to kiss?"

I stood up "That was undercover kissing." I protested

"What?" He asked

I pulled him to the side "I was being Danger Girl, and my job was to get information from him."

"And what information were you trying to find out? What his mouth tastes like?"

"Ahh! There's a smudge on my hat!!" Piper yelled out "Hey! Where's the glass cleaner!?"

"Uhh, check the garage." Henry said as Piper ran off to the garage

I tried to change the subject "This whole thing's about Bianca, not Weston."

"Uh-huh. And when was the last time you saw Weston?" Henry asked

"I don't know. Maybe last week, ONCE. Or three times, I don't remember." I walked to the other side of the room

Jasper barged in "Hey Charlotte, Hey Dria, Hey-- Who is she?"

"That's Kelly, she's my best friend."

"Okay," Jasper turned to Henry "Henry, i've been thinking about your mom's chili all day."

"Okay?"

"Is there any left, can I have some?"

"Uh, yeah, there's some left in the fridge."

"Awesome!" Jasper ran to the kitchen

Henry turned to us  "You know, I don't think you guys are being fair here."

"Henry, we know you, you want both girls." Charlotte said "You wanna have your cake and kiss it too."

Henry ignored Charlotte "No- I- I just. I just want freedom because this is America." Henry protested

"Oh my God." I sighed

"What?"

"Come on.."

"It's true! And I have the right to go out with more than one girl. I think it's even in the Constitution, or the Torah or something."

"Okay, then, fine. You want your freedom from Bianca, so now she gets her freedom from you." Charlotte said

"You know what, you're right. It's good Bianca and I broke up. cause that way, I get my options, she gets her options. And now, I have more room in my locker for Audrianna's textbooks!"

"He's so whipped for you." Kelly whispered in my ear

"Shut up." I whisper-yelled

I heard a loud bang as we all fell to the floor.

Piper took out glass shards from the microwave.

"I'm sorry I broke your hat." Jasper said sheepishly

"I'm totally willing to pay for your funeral." Kelly blurted out

That girl is LOADED.

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I was walking around Swellview Park as Danger Girl when Weston fell from above "Hi, princess."

"Where'd you come from..?" I ask

"Doesn't matter, because you.. look cute." He smirked

I chuckled "I was going for cute."

"So," Weston took my hands "why don't we take a walk by Swellview Pond and--"

"Wha- Are those cans of spray paint!?" I noticed the cans on his back

"Yeah, so?"

"You promised me! No more graffiti.."

"Uh-huh."

"You know I could've taken you to jail with the rest of the Wall Dogs."

"I know." He started stroking my cheek

"But I let you go on the condition that you stop spraying graffiti all over Swellview and-- and..that feels really good."

"Yeah, we should probably kiss."

"Well okay--"

We started leaning in to each other.

"Hey!" an old man yelled "You kids. Were you two about to kiss?"

"Well, yeah."

"I don't know, maybe."

"Well stop it. This is a park! Not some..kissatorium!"

"Sir, this park is for all citizens of Swellview to use and enjoy. And if this young man and I want to kiss then we have every right to--" The old man threw a rock at me

I turned to Weston "Let's go somewhere else."

"That's right. Just cross off!"

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I was in Swellview Park with Captain Man and Kid Danger for the official dedication for Swellview's first public bathroom.

"Stop being so paranoid." I reassured Captain Man

"Easy for you to say, you don't have a crazy old lady running around whacking you with an umbrella."

"Relax, me and Danger Girl are here, watching everything like a hawk." Kid Danger was stirring his drink

Captain Man snatched Kid Danger's drink and threw the straw on the ground.

Kid Danger took off the lid of the drink and drank from it.

"Stop that!" Captain Man scolded "Now go! Survey the park, make sure the mad granny's not here."

"Okay." I raised my hands in defense as I dragged Kid Danger away

"Bianca?"

"Huh?" I turned to him

Kid Danger threw his drink in the trash can and pulled out his binoculars.

"She's feeding him popcorn." his voice cracked

"Oohh." I saw Bianca with some guy

Kid Danger started walking towards Charlotte as I followed behind.

"Uh, pardon me." Kid Danger said

"Why are you interru--" Charlotte got cut off by Kid Danger dragging her back

"Alright! alright!" The mayor called everyone's attention "Thank you for being here to witness this official dedication to our city's very first public restroom. Built way back in 1898."

The crowd applauded.

"And now..I give you, our very own Captain Man!"

The crowd applauded as Captain Man walked on stage.

Captain Man noticed someone in the crowd "Oh God, the mad granny! Eat this!" he zapped the lady in the eyes

The mayor turned to him "That isn't the mad granny! That's my mother!"

"Oh. Uh, well then, no need to apologise."

Kid Danger turned Charlotte around to see Bianca and the random guy "Look. Bianca's over there feeding popcorn to some.. guy."

Charlotte turned to us "Ohh, you mean Blake?"

"I don't know, he's some dude in a red shirt with a-- Who the heck is Blake!?"

"He moved to Swellview about two weeks ago, super nice guy." she answered

"Who cares if he's nice!? She can't be with him."

"Why not?" I ask "You said you wanted your freedom."

"I don't remember saying that." Kid Danger protested

"You said: 'tHiS iS aMeriCa i wAnT fReEdOm aNd I hAvE tHe riGhT tO gO oUT wItH aNy gIrL i wAnT.'." I mocked him

"Well yeah, but- that applies to me, not Bianca."

Charlotte crossed her arms "Oh so you get your freedom but Bianca should just sit alone in her room doing nothing?"

"Thank you."

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Kid Danger continued to watch Blake and Bianca "Oh man.."

"What?" Charlotte asked

"The guy blarf just whispered something in Bianca's ear and she laughed."

"His name is Blake--" I corrected

"I pronounce it blarf!" He spat as he continued to watch the two like a creepy stalker.

"Ah, great! Now their elbows are touching. What do they think this is? Their honeymoon?"

"Uh, Kid Danger?" I tugged on his arm "Isn't that the mad granny?" I asked

"Huh?"

The mad granny walked closer to Captain Man before finally whacking him with an umbrella repeatedly.

Two guys helped Captain Man up.

"I'm okay.. I'm okay.." Captain Man reassured

Me and Kid Danger ran up to him "Hey, don't worry, we're here."

"Thanks." Captain Man said sarcastically

The police walked in holding Jasper.

"I had to go! Nobody else was even in there! And I had my eyes closed! Piper! Piper, where are you!? Piper! Piper!" Jasper yelled as the policemen dragged him away

"I don't even wanna know." I shrugged

Kid Danger licked his fingers in attempt to fix Captain Man's hair.

"Get off me!" Captain Man shooed him away

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We were back in the Man Cave when my dad played a video of him getting whacked in the head by the mad granny.

"See what we learn there, is when an old lady wants to beat me and you guys are not paying attention, what happens to old Ray?" my dad walked up to me and Henry

"You get beaten." me and Henry mumbled

"I'm sorry what was that?"

"You get beaten." Henry and I said louder

"I get beaten!" my dad repeated "Yeah!" he played the video again

"Andd the beat goes on." Kelly said

Me and Henry stood up and got off the couch.

"Y'know, Henry and Dria, when I picked you guys as my sidekicks just 'cause I thought that I could always count on you to be by my side. I mean, it's in the name, SIDEkick." There was a short pause "Why'd you guys let me down?"

"Because.." Henry began

"Henry saw Bianca." I added

"Bianca? What, that girl you used to go out with who was there yesterday with that super handsome new guy?"

"He's not super handsome." Henry protested

"I was told he was super handsome."

"Who told you that?"

My dad awkwardly turned to look at me and I looked away.

He sat down on the couch "Wait.. I thought Bianca got cast in that reality show, Kids In The Woods."

"No, that's Chloe." Henry corrected

"Another girl Henry used to like." Charlotte remarked

"Hey! You can't blame me for the Chloe thing, she was the one who left me for the woods." Henry sat down

"Fine, but you're the one who messed things up with Bianca."

"I'm over Bianca."

"Then why do you care if she's with another guy?" Kelly asked

"Because I love her! What!? Oh! Life is hard!" Henry sat back down

That kinda stings.. not gonna lie.

My dad stood up "You know what? I don't care what girl or girls you want to hang out with, I mean look, no one knows the joy of many girls better than I do."

I furrowed my eyebrows.

"But, when you guys are Kid Danger and Danger Girl, you guys have a responsibility! Don't let me down again.." my dad walked in the sprocket

Henry sighed "Alright, I know what I'm going to do."

"What?" I ask

"I'm gonna find Bianca and i'm gonna tell her that I lo- like her."

Ouch.

"Good, do it." Charlotte encouraged

"I'm gonna."

"And i'm gonna encourage him because he is most likely gonna chicken out." I followed Henry

"Right after you tell that Wall Dog guy that you're not gonna see him anymore." Kelly stopped me

I put my hand against my heart and fell to the ground.

When will the pain end?

"What?" Kelly sat next to me on the floor

"I can't tell Weston I don't wanna see him anymore.." I mumbled

"Why can't you?" Charlotte asked

I sat up "Cause, if I do, he'll try to kiss me and that's when my brain goes dumb.."

"Alright, give me your wrist." Kelly demanded

"Why are you holding my-- OW!" Kelly smacked my face with my own wrist "You slapped me with my own hand!"

"Yeah, Audrianna Theodora Manchester, grow up! Tell Weston that you're done with him!"

"Okay. Or, maybe I could just-- ow!" Kelly smacked me in the face with my hand again "Alright."

Henry helped me up as we walked over to the elevator.

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"And see, there's this other guy I really like and he's really amazing and cool and-- You know, I feel like you're not listening."

"And done."

"What's done?" I ask

Weston turned his sketch pad to reveal a drawing of us "It's you and me.. together. On a boat."

"But Weston--"

"You don't like the boat?"

"I don't care about the boat."

"I can make it a dra--"

"It's not about the vehicle. I'm saying I can't come meet you anymore because I like someone else."

"Oh yeah? Is he hotter than me?" Weston walked closer to me

"I don't know..that's like asking me who's hotter, Draco Malfoy or Harry Potter.."

Weston started stroking my cheek again.

"Because.. Draco is pretty hot.. but Harry.." he started to lean in closer to me

"Hold it right there!" The cops walked in and started grabbing Weston

"Let go of me! Wait- stop it! Let go!"

"How did you know he was the mad granny?" The cop asked

"We were just- What!?"

Weston? In a granny costume? That's some serious dedication.

"He's the mad granny." The cop said

"Uhh.. right. I know that, but how'd you know?..Like I did."

"We got his DNA from the umbrella he dropped at the bathroom ceremony and then we tracked him here. How'd you find him?" The cop asked me

"You know.. the usual ways.."

"Hey! Leave my backpack alone!"

The cops searched the backpack and pulled out a wig "Looks like we got a granny wig."

I groaned.

"A granny dress." They pulled out an old duster

I groaned again.

"Granny panties." They pulled out a pair of panties

I groaned louder.

Damn, how much dedication does this boy have?

"What do you got against Captain Man?" The cop asked Weston

"Yeah, and why'd you been dress up like an old lady and whack him with an umbrella?" The other cop asked

"For revenge. Cause it's Captain Man's fault why the other Wall Dogs are in jail!"

"Well now that's where you're going."

"To jail." The other cop added

"Let's take him out of here."

"To jail!" The other cop repeated

"Yeah! I get it!"

The cop dragged him out of the park.

"So! You and me.. we're over!" I yelled to Weston as I walked away

I came back and quickly took the drawing he made of us.

"I'm keeping this." I shrugged

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I was at Henry's house, preparing the place for Henry and Bianca's date.

Sigh. Why am I doing this..

"Hey- are there anymore candles?" Henry asked

"Uh-- yeah I got two." I answered

"Cool, put them on the coffee table."

"Okay, you go get the flowers from the counter."

"Where do I put the flowers?"

"Put them anywhere." I said as I put the candles on the coffee table

Jasper walked in "Hey guys."

"Jasper?" I ask "What are you doing here?"

"I thought you were locked up in juvy for wazzing in the ladies room." Henry smiled

"I was, but my mom bailed me out."

"Well that's great but you gotta leave, Bianca's gonna be here in any second."

"W-w-wait I thought you were done with Bianca."

"I thought so too." I mumb led to myself

"I was but I called her and she's coming here tonight." Henry grinned

"Why?"

"So I could get back together with her."

"And just her." I pointed at him

"And just her." Henry reassured

"Cool, but I need to talk to Piper." Jasper started walking away

"No- you can yell at Piper later." Henry stopped him

"I'm not gonna yell at her. Look," Jasper put doen the paper bag "It's my fault that her I broke her glass hat so.." Jasper pulled out a glass hat "Voilá."

"Woah!" Henry took the hat

"You found her another glass hat?" I ask

"Yeah, I met this kid in juvy who hooked me up. It's the last one in America. Cost me 200 bucks." Jasper smirked

"Aww, that's so sweet of you." I smiled

"Thanks, now where's Piper?"

"Oh, she went next door to borrow a sledgehammer." Henry pushed him out the door "So why don't you come back tomorrow and--"

"Hey! I got it!" Piper walked in with a sledgehammer

"Hey, Piper!"

"Jasper? I thought the cops took you to jail."

"They did, but--"

"Wait! Is that a glass hat?"

"Yeah, it is." Henry answered

"Jasper bought it for you." I smirked

"Wait, it's a real one?"

"Yeah, the last real one in America."

The doorbell rang.

"Ahh!" Henry screamed

"Come in!" Piper yelled

"No, that's Bianca! You guys have to leave before--" Henry pushed them away but got interrupted by a person coming inside

My eyes widened once I realised who she was.

"Hey, Henry." She smiled

"Chloe..?"

"I'm back from the woods."

Henry dropped the glass hat.

"Henry!!" Piper yelled

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Not posting part 2 for a while bc part 2 is even longer 😭😭

Memes

meow

idk

Dw Henrianna will set sail soon 😔

I promise 😔

For now she'll be heartbroken mkay? 😔❤️

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