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Audrianna's POV

Schwoz walked out the elevator with a sack of fan mail "Hey. Here's another sack."

"No way. More fan mail?" I furrowed my eyebrows

"Yah. Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl are very popular in this town."

"Schwoz." my dad called out "I found another one of your diseased eggs in my tanning bed." he held out a weird-looking egg

"He's not diseased. Yet."

"Dad, you have a tanning bed..?"

"Uhh, what are you guys talking about?" Charlotte asked

"Schwoz gets his jollies by blasting eggs with kinds of weird radiation so we can see what happens when they hatch." my dad replied to her

"It's fun to create mutants."

"Must be real fun for your mom, ooh." my dad snapped back

"Hey!"

He threw the egg to Schwoz "I want that egg off this property."

Henry walked in "Hey you guys, somebody left this can of whip cream in the weapons room."

Schwoz walked up to him "Be careful with this!" he slowly took the whip cream can out of Henry's hands

"Why?"

"I show you." Schwoz turned to my dad "Hey, Rayyy."

"Yeah, what's up?"

Schwoz blasted my dad in the torso which made us all laugh

"Ding dang it Schwoz!"

"Relax. You're indestructible." I reassured

"Yeah, well my shirt wasn't!"

Henry checked his phone "Oh man, I'm late for dinner, I gotta get home." he headed to the tubes but Schwoz stopped him

"Wait, Henry, take this egg to your house."

He stared at the egg suspiciously "This egg makes me nervous."

"Just take it to your backyard and put it in a boosh." Schwoz instructed

"Alright, I'll put it in a boosh."

"Hey guys, look!" Charlotte pulled out a cake "One of your fans sent you guys a birthday cake."

"But.. it's not our birthday." I glanced at the cake curiously

"Charlotte, move!"

Charlotte ran out her seat as Henry punched Schwoz in the nose and blasted the cake.

"OW!!" Schwoz yelled out

"Hey, that cake was for all of us!" my dad scolded

"You had no right." I pointed out

"I saw something on it." Henry walked over to the cake

"Why was I punched in the face???"

He pulled out some weird device thing from the cake "This was inside the cake."

I took the device "It's a wireless video camera.."

"You know what that means.." my dad said

"Yeah, it doesn't require wires." Henry said

Charlotte rolled her eyes "It means somebody's trying to spy on us, here in the Man Cave."

"I wonder who." Henry questioned

"I wonder why you punched me in the face!"

"Guys!" I interrupted "We need to figure out who sent that cake with this video camera inside."

We all stared off to the distance..

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Henry and I walked down the stairs and saw Jasper with Piper in the living room.

"Hey Jasper, what up bud?"

"Sup' Jasp?"

"Henry, Dri, look what I got." Jasper showed us Schwoz's egg

"Oh, what you bo- woah, hey, hey, hey, hey." Henry backed away slightly

"What are you doing with that egg?" I ask

"I found it outside in Henry's bush."

"Yeah, you should put that egg back."

"Nah. I'm gonna hatch this egg."

"No you are not gonna hatch that egg." I furrowed my eyebrows

"Yes he is." Piper took the egg "And we're gonna stream it live."

"Yes." Jasper agreed

"No!" Me and Henry both yelled out

"Cause that'll get me way more followers than Stacy Dobber."

"Yeah! People love nature." Jasper agreed

"Is anyone hearing our objections?" Henry asked

"Okay. You go get an incubator and a yo-pro camera." Piper directed

"Incubator, yo-pro." Jasper listed down

"Please listen to us." I put my hands on my waist

"A tri-pod and a video light."

"Tri-pod, light." Jasper repeated

"We're saying things." Henry chimed in

"And a grown chicken salad."

Henry and I slumped on the couch in defeat.

"Got it, and what are you gonna do?" Jasper asked Piper

"I'm gonna eat the salad."

"Okay, I'll be back as quick as I can with all the stuff." he ran to the door

We both jolted up and chased Jasper to the door "Wait! can we talk abo--"

I sighed before walking back to Piper "Pipes, listen to me."

"I don't listen to you."

"Okay, wasn't I the one who told you that Captain Man and Kid Danger were gonna go to the Swellview Monoplex a few months ago? If you hadn't listened to me then you would've never became president of the Man Fans."

Piper stuck her tongue out in response.

"I'm gonna strangle you, you little--"

"Piper, about that egg. Will you listen to us?" Henry asked frantically as he pulled me back from Piper

"Fine."

"Thank you."

"See, you guys don't know where that egg came from. Or even what kind of egg it is,"

Piper started walking away.

"So, I feel like we should respect nature just- kinda let things happen the way- I see you leaving the room."

"Well," I put my hand on his shoulder "You tried."

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"And here's my special guacamole." Schwoz nudged the bowl closer to me and Henry

I saw my dad running to us "And here's my super duper special guacamole. Now, which one's better?"

"M'kay," I grabbed a chip "First we'll try Schwoz's guacamole.."

Henry and I dipped our chips inside the guacamole and ate it.

Henry and I nodded "Alright."

We turned to my dad "Now we'll try yours."

I grabbed a chip and dipped it in the guacamole.

"Get in there. Get in there good. Okay, now, think about the way the flavours blend in the mouth feel when it hits the back of the--"

"Schwoz wins."

"Ha!"

"What!?"

"I win. I do better things to avocados than you do to avocados!"

"No! I protest! This whole contest was a- a guacamockery!" my dad yelled out "C'mon, muffin, think of all the great things I've done for you."

"Mmmmm. Schwoz still wins that one."

"Dah! I want a third opinion, where's Charlotte?"

"Oh, she's not here." I dipped another chip in Schwoz's guacamole

"She's late for work? Great. The one time we're doing something important."

My dad grabbed a handful of chips and threw it aggressively

Henry looked at me up and down "Hey, is that my sweater?"

I looked down at my sweater "Maybe."

"How'd you get my sweater?"

"I steal them."

"What?"

"I don't know."

Henry shrugged.

The elevator door opened and Charlotte walked out wearing a black leather jacket with black jeans and sunglasses.

"Charlotte!" my dad grinned "glad you're here, I don't know if you're a guacamole fan but I made this pretty awesome bowl of--"

Charlotte grabbed the bow of guacamole and threw it away.

"Hey! You don't wanna try my guacamole I--" before my dad could finish, Charlotte kicked him in the nuts which made him curl up in pain.

I saw Schwoz and Henry wince in pain as if they felt that.

The girl threw him up the ceiling. He fell to the ground and stood up, trying to regain his composure.

"I'm okay."

Charlotte walked closer to my dad which made him back away.

"Uh, guys? little help here?"

Henry jumped in front of Charlotte "Woah, woah, woah-- Charlotte. What's wrong with you? How come you're--" he got cut off by Charlotte throwing him across the room

I stepped in front of Charlotte "Char, what's going on with you..? Is it that time of the month? Yeah, I feel you."

Charlotte threw me across the room with Henry.

I groaned "Even my mood swings aren't that bad.." I said weakly

Henry helped me up "Okay, Schwoz you talk to her."

"Ah!" Schwoz laid on the floor and pretended to be dead

"What are you doing?" I whispered

"Shhh. I want her to think I'm dead."

Charlotte started walking closer to my dad which made him back away.

"Woah now, Charlotte. No need to walk towards me." my dad covered his area

I pressed the elevator button "Charlotte! Come on. You wanna fight us? Come and get us."

Charlotte turned around and started walking towards me.

"Muffin?"

"I got it." I reassured "Come on, yeah, come on."

Charlotte was just about to attack me but I swiftly pushed her inside the elevator and closed the door.

I turned back to Schwoz "Hurry, kill the power to the elevator."

My dad turned off the power in the elevator as I sighed in relief.

"She's in a really bad mood." Henry pointed out

"It's worse than that. Something's happened to her." my dad explained "And it's not good."

"Well atleast we're safe for a--" Schwoz got cut off by Charlotte breaking the elevator door open.

Schwoz laid on the ground, pretending to be dead, my dad threw popcorn at Charlotte, and Henry pulled me under the couch next to him.

Charlotte walked closer to us and my dad stepped in front of her "Alright, now Charlotte- ow! Ow! Ow!" Charlotte twisted my dad's arm

"Charlotte!" I turned her around "What's happened to y--" I took off her shades and saw that her eyes were glowing red

"Aw, jeez." I backed away from her slowly

"Don't be mad- wanna go get some ice cream..?" Henry asked with fear but Charlotte bashed her head onto his

"Charlotte!" my dad scolded "Now you listen to me right now!"

Charlotte turned to him.

"Or we could talk about this tomorrow, you know what? I'll send you a text."

"Schwoz! Drop the tube!" I directed

The tube dropped which encased Charlotte.

"W-Whoa what did you do?" My dad asked

"I flooded the tube with neuroneutralizing particles." Schwoz explained

"So, that's why she can't move?"

"No."

I helped Henry up as my dad turned to us "Kids, you okay?"

"I think."

"Yeah, I think I see a- nope." Henry collapsed back on the floor

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"Charlotte's brain has been warped!" Schwoz yelled out

"Warped?" I ask "How?"

"By music." Schwoz explained

"You mean.. musical brain warping?" my dad asked

"I said her brain has been warped by music what else would I mean other than musical brain warping!?"

"So, you're saying that there's a song stuck in her brain that's making her want to hurt me, Dria, and Ray?"

"Exactly."

"Hey," my dad turned to us "Is there a way you could extract the song from Charlotte's brain?"

"Yeah, sure, why?"

"Because, if we have the song that she heard,"

"We could play it backwards." Henry and my dad said in unison

"This was my idea."

"I said it first."

"You did not. Who said it first?"

"Henry." Schwoz an I answered

My dad tried to lunge at us but Henry held him back.

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"Can you find the song in her brain?" Henry asked

"I'm getting close." Schwoz said

A rap song played.

"Got it." he walked up to us

"Put it in hologram." my dad directed

A hologram of some kid popped up.

"Now play it" - "backwards." my dad and Henry said at the same time

"Reverse.."

The kid started rapping in reverse and Charlotte started twitching.

"Raise the tube.." my dad commanded

I grabbed my remote "Tube up.."

The tube got lifted up as we backed away.

Schwoz stopped the hologram rapper and Charlotte's eyes went back to normal.

I slowly walked up to her "Charlotte.."

"You alright?" Henry asked

"Y-Yeah.."

Charlotte collapsed to the ground but we caught her before she could fall.

"Gosh.."

"Jeez."

"Easy.."

We guided her off the tube platform as Henry tried to sit her down on the sofa but instead bashed her head on the table.

"Henry Hart!" I scolded

Charlotte succesfully sat down.

"Now.. tell us what happened?" My dad asked

"Well.. I was over there.. then you guys helped me walk over here to this couch.."

"No-"

"Not that."

"Before that.."

"What happened to your brain?"

"Oh.." Charlotte sighed "It was.. Doctor Minyak! He musically brain warped me."

"Doctor Minyak?" I asked her in disbelief

"And his hot sidekick Nurse Cohort?" my dad questioned

"Yeah.. they were in a.. uh.. I think- I think it was a motorcycle shop for kids?"

"Lil' Bikers!" Schwoz answered

"That's it!"

My dad pulled out his gumball tube "Well then.." He He in a gum in his mouth "Henry, Dria, I think you know to chew and blow."

"I think we do.." Henry and I followed my dad and popped a gum in our mouths

"You mean the gum right..?" I turned to him

"Yeah, I mean the gum." he furrowed his eyebrows

"I was just checking."

We blew our bubbles and transformed into our superhero uniforms.

"Let's go." we ran under our tubes

I wrapped my arms around Kid Danger's waist as the tubes encased us "Up the tube!"

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Kid Danger and I walked up to Doctor Minyak and Nurse Cohort who were tied together while Captain Man was standing in the the DJ booth.

"Hey y'all, listen up you're stuck in this place while the Danger Kids rap and Captain Man pumps the base!" I sang

"Yeah! P-P-P-Pumping up the base!" Captain Man repeated

"When we turn you loose, here's the plan. Whack yourself in the head with a frying pan!" Kid Danger added

"F-F-F-Frying pan, yeah!" Captain Man repeated

"You better listen to what we're saying and respect our rhymes. Whack yourself in the head ninety-five times!" Kid Danger and I high-fived as the music stopped

"Okay, I'll untie them." Captain Man walked off the platform

"We'll get the frying pans." I said as I walked off with Kid Danger

"I wonder if it worked."

"Yeah, I don't know. I guess it depends on wether or not the music--"

Doctor Minyak and Nurse Cohort started whacking themselves with the frying pans.

"See, that's nice."

"Agreed."

"It really is."

"You know, at some point, we're going to have to wipe their brains so they have no memory of Charlotte." Captain Man reminded

"Yeah, and then we should probably take them to jail." Kid Danger agreed

"Yeah." I sighed "Do you guys wanna do that now, or.."

"Nah. I think we should let them do this for a little while."

"Yeah."

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A/N:halo

Last minute memes

I'M GIVING DRIA ANOTHER GIRL BFF.

SHE, CHARLOTTE, AND HER BFF R GONNA BE ICONS GUYS TRUST

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