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Audrianna's POV

"Hey, hey. I got another one!" I handed the baby to Captain Man

"Aw, what a cute baby. Aw, aren't you a cute little guy? Here." he gave the baby to a caregiver without hesitation

"Man, how many babies did she have down there?" Captain Man asked

"We're not sure. We'll check for more." Kid Danger and I looked in the sewers

"Hello! any more babies down there?" I yelled out "Hello?"

"Okay. I think that's the last baby." he pointed to the baby in my arms

I handed the baby to the caregiver.

"Hey, kids why don't you guys knock off and go home."

"You sure?" I asked

"Yeah, it's already past midnight, you have online classes and Henry has school in the morning."

"Oh! I think I'm gonna have me another baby!" I heard the woman yell

"Oh no."

"Another one?"

"I got to get back in that sewer!" the lady tried to run to the sewer but we all stopped her.

"You are crazy!"

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I dropped Henry off at his house.

He opened his closet and fell back when Piper was there.

"Why would you do that!?" he stood up

"Where have you and Audrianna been and why are you guys sneaking into your room at.. one in the morning?"

"We were out.. moon bathing." Henry reasoned and I face palmed

"Moon bathing?" Piper asked

"Yeah, check out our moon tans." Henry lifted up his shirt

"Yeah, I'm not doing that." I shook my head

"I'm telling mom and dad you snuck out with Audrianna."

"Fine. Tell them." Henry walked away

"I will."

"No, please don't tell them." Henry sighed "Come on, I'm a nice brother, and you're so sweet and cute. You don't want to get me in trouble. Please? Promise me?"

"Alright." Piper gave in "I promise."

"She's gonna tell them." I mumbled under my breath

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Me and my dad were just hanging out in the Man Cave until Schwoz walked in.

"Hey. Ray, Dria. Ray? Dria? Sniff this flower." Schwoz placed the flower on the couch

I shut off my phone and looked at my dad.

"Alright."

"Cool."

"Mm. Smells nice."

"What is that, a daffodil?"

The flower exploded out of nowhere as Schwoz laughed at me and my dad.

"The hell, Schwoz!?" I spat out the flower petals

"Ding dangit, Schwoz!" my dad scolded

"You have problems!" I yelled as Schwoz continued laughing at us "Worse than mine!"

I heard screaming from the elevator as Charlotte walked out.

"Smells like something blew up in here." she sniffed around

Schwoz chuckled menacingly.

"You're a sick person." my dad glared at him

I heard a call sound. Henry wanted to hologram chat.

"That's Henry, he wants to hologram chat." Charlotte said

"I'll take it." my dad stood up and answered the call

"Hey, Henry. What's up?" I ask

"Bad news, I can't come to work for the next two weeks."

"Okay."

"I'm really sorry, but I got grounded and my parents are only letting me go to school, that's it."

"I volunteer to fill in as your sidekick." Schwoz beamed

"No."

"Come on! We could be Captain Man, Danger Girl, and Schwozzam!" Schwoz begged

"Ew." I scrunched my nose

"I'm sorry, kid, what were we talking about?"

"I was telling you that I'm grounded so I can't be your sidekick for two whole weeks."

"Oh, yeah. Bummer. I had an important job for you today."

"What?"

"There's this new barbecue place downtown. I was going to get you pick me up a slab of ribs."

"I'll order some ribs and have them delivered." Charlotte offered

"See! Char gets it." I beamed

"Cool. Later, Henry." he was about to end the call before Henry stopped him

"But- but who's going to help you guys fight crime while I'm grounded?"

"We can handle things." I reassured

"Ray, Dria, you guys want beef ribs, or pork?" Charlotte asked

"Uh, pork." I turned to Charlotte before turning back to Henry "Henry, we gotta go."

"But--"

"Bye, Henry!" Charlotte waved as my dad ended the call

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I barged in Henry's house with a baseball bat "I'm here, Jasper! Where's the guy who said they hated Harry Potter!?"

"Hey, Dria." Jasper smiled

"Where's the guy?" I lowered my baseball bat

"There is no guy."

"Then why'd you make me come to Henry's place."

"Because I knew you wouldn't come if I told you that I was making life hack videos, so I lied to get you to come here."

I groaned.

"I'm going for a walk." Mr. Hart headed for the door

"You wanna take a jar with you?" Jasper asked

"No I do-" he snatched the jar "Alright."

Jasper turned to me "You ready?"

"We don't really want to help you make lifehack videos." I sat next to Henry on the couch

"Yeah you guys do." Jasper nodded with a smug smile on his face

"We really don't." Henry protested

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"Go." Henry directed

"Need to brush your teeth but you're out of toothpaste?" Jasper asked while I held up a tube of toothpaste with an annoyed expression on my face.

"--Get some mayonaise." Jasper said as I held up a jar of mayonaise

"Pick some fresh mint from your garden." he continued

"Grab some sand from a beach or playground." Jasper said as I handed him a bucket of sand

"Combine and blend." he blended the formula altogether and dipped a toothbrush in it.

"And now, my assistant will try it." Jasper gave me the toothbrush

"No, she will not." I stared at him with wide eyes

"Yes, she will. Because she signed up for the job."

"No she did not."

"Just try it." Henry insisted

"Fine." I grabbed the toothbrush and brushed it on my teeth

I wanted to throw up so badly.

"Or you could just buy more toothpaste."

"Just turn off the camera." I groaned

"Taste goood?" Henry teased

"Turn off the freaking camera!" I yelled as I coughed

It tastes horrible "God, it's awful!"

Henry turned off the camera.

"I need to use your bathroom." I went inside Henry's bathroom and continued to spit out the concoction that Jasper made

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Me and Charlotte knocked on Henry's window which made him scream.

Henry opened the window for us so we climbed in.

"'Sup, Hen?"

"Hi."

"Hey, what's up, guys?"

"Well, since you're grounded, Charlotte and I thought that we'd bring you a little surprise." I explained as she handed Henry the bag of yogurt

"From Yotally Togurt?" Henry asked

"Mhm."

"Yup."

He took out the yogurt from the bag "Aw, yeah, fudge blast. Thanks Dri, thanks Char."

"No prob."

"Sure."

Henry sat down "So, what's been going on at work?"

"Oh, you know.. I've been going through Ray's email, I did some research on a few criminals. Oh, and I went on patrol with Dria and Ray."

"I told ya not to tell him." I gritted through my teeth

Henry's eyes widened "You went where?"

"On patrol. Y'know, how sometimes Ray and Dria just cruises around in the Man-Copter making sure the city's okay?"

"You went up with Ray and Dria in the Man-Copter???"

"Oh boy." I sighed

"Yeah." Charlotte said

"That's my job!"

"I know."

"Henry--" I tried to stop him

"I'm Kid Danger!"

"I realize that."

"Hen, Char was just trying to help." I reassured

He ignored me "Wow."

"What?" Charlotte asked

"Wow!" Henry sat back down angrily

"What?"

"I just never thought that you'd try to steal my job."

"Woah, woah there, munchy." Charlotte threw the empty bag on the floor "Ray asked me to go on patrol."

"And I told her not to tell you because I knew this would happen." I sighed

"And, come on, you really think I'd try and replace you as Kid Danger?"

"Nah. You're right." Henry agreed

"Thank you." Charlotte sat back down

"I could never be replaced by a girl." Henry scoffed

Wow. Don't we have the same job?

"Excuse you?" I stood up infront of him and glared at him "We have the same job!"

"What?"

"'A girl'?" Charlotte asked

"Oh, I'm sorry. I meant young woman." Henry corrected himself

"Same thing!" Charlotte and I yelled in unison

"What's wrong? I was just saying that---"

I snatched his fudge blast "It's not like you're a man yourself." I threw the yogurt out the window despite Henry's protests

"Later." I grabbed Charlotte's hand and headed out the window

"Wait, don't just leave!"

"Y'know, I wasn't trying to take your job before, but maybe now I will." Charlotte snapped

"Aw, Charlotte! Dri!"

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Charlotte and I got out of the elevator and into Man Cave.

"Okay, nobody say anything to upset me." Charlotte said

"I don't have time to upset you." My dad replied

"Uh-oh. What's wrong?" I ask

"There's an illegal pig farm on the south side of town." Schwoz explained

"Illegal?" Charlotte asked

"Yep. There's a very bad pig farmer out there, and me and Dria are gonna make sure he goes wee wee wee all the way to jail."

"I'll go with you guys." Charlotte volunteered

"Charlotte." I scolded

"No, Charlotte, this is not just a routine patrol, this is a real crime situation and it could be dangerous." my dad objected

"I get it. Let me fill in as your second sidekick." Charlotte insisted

"You can't be my second because you're a--"

"She's a what." I glared at my dad

My dad shivered in fear "She's uh.. coming with us."

"Good. Schwoz, toss me Henry's backup gumball tube." Charlotte demanded

"Oh, I don't know." Schwoz crossed his arms "Maybe, I'm not qualified to give gum to people."

"Give her the gum!" My dad scolded

"Doh!" Schwoz handed my dad the gum and my dad snatched it and gave it to Charlotte.

"Bubble time." my dad said

We blew our bubbles, making us transform into our uniforms

I looked at Charlotte in amazement "Huh. Looks good on ya."

"Thanks. Let's go." we quickly ran under the tubes

"Wait for me."

I held onto Charlotte as the tubes encased us.

"Up the tube!"

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My dad, Charlotte, and I got shot down the tubes.

Charlotte and I were covered in mud because we just tackled a pig farmer.

The boys groaned at the sight of me and Charlotte.

"And that's why we needed the tarp." Captain Man explained

"Uhm. Here's a tissue." Henry started wiping the mud off my cheek

"That's not helping!" I scolded

"Ooh, why are you two so mad?" Schwoz asked

"It's just a little pig slop." Captain Man and Schwoz chuckled

"We're not mad about the pig slop." Charlotte reassured "We're mad because a friend of mine called me a job stealer.

"And he said that Char couldn't be a sidekick because she's a girl. Even though I'm a girl with the same job."

"I changed it to young woman." Henry defended himself

"Same thing!"

"Charlotte was not trying to steal your job." Captain Man reassured

"I was." Schwoz chimed in

"Yeah, Schwoz was."

"Well.. I guess.." Henry sighed "Since you guys rode a large pig and tackled a farmer.. I guess girls can do my job."

"Hello?? I do your job??" I spat out

"Thanks. But I don't wanna do your job." Charlotte protested

"You don't?"

"No! I don't wanna be running after bad guys and evil criminals, fighting and getting all disgusting."

"I'll do it." Schwoz beamed

"Schwoz!"

"Am I gonna have to turn you over my knee?" Captain Man held out his hand

"No." Schwoz covered his butt "No spanky."

"So. You girls forgive me?"

"We will.. after we hug." I opened out my arms aas Charlotte and I hugged Henry, despite his protests

"I'll be in the shower." Charlotte left

"I'll be in my bathroom." I let go of Henry before smearing mud on his cheek

"Hey!" Henry smeared the mud back on my face

In the corner of my eye, I caught my dad and Schwoz smirking at us.

I rolled my eyes, grinning in amusement before heading inside the sprocket.

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A/N:Idk

Also, pls pray for my mom, she's giving birth right now so yh

Memes :D

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Edited: 07 - 22 - 24