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THIRD PERSON POV

Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl got shot down the tubes. Unfortunately, Danger Girl was unconscious.

The tubes got lifted up and Captain Man caught her.

"How is Dria?" Schwoz asked

"She's sound asleep!" Kid Danger carried her to the machine

"Oh no! Bring her, we have to hook her up to the thingy!"

He and Captain Man placed Danger Girl on the machine and pulled down the cover on her head.

"What's wrong with Dria?" Charlotte asked

"We were trying to capture Dr. Minyak." Captain Man explained

"Dr. Minyak broke out of prison??"

"Yeah, and just as we were about to grab him, he blasted Dria with a dream beam."

"A dream bean? What is--" Before Charlotte could finish Captain Man cut her off.

"There's no time for you to finish that question!"

He walked up to Schwoz "Schwoz, can you show us Audrianna's brain activity?"

"Yeah, hang on, gotta change the Input. HDMI ons. No, HDMI two."

"Oh my God." Kid Danger groaned

"Oh. There. That's Audrianna's brain."

"Okay. I will give anyone two dollars to tell me what's going on." Charlotte offered

"Audrianna got blasted with a dream beam." Schwoz snatched the two dollars out of Charlotte's hand

"And put her into a deep sleep." Kid Danger added

"Very deep." Schwoz continued

"Well, then let's wake her up."

"It's almost impossible to wake someone who's been dream beamed." Captain Man explained

"Why?"

"Show her Schwoz."

"Audrianna, wake up!" Schwoz slapped her "Wake up!" he slapped her again

"Let me try something." Kid Danger leaned in and kissed Danger Girl on the cheek but still no response "You see?" he turned to Charlotte

"Oh my God." Charlotte walked up to Kid Danger

"As long as she's in this type of deep sleep.." Captain Man pulled down the cover on Danger Girl's head "She'll have dreams."

"Dreams?" Charlotte raised an eyebrow

"Disturbing dreams.." Kid Danger added

"Crazy dreams." Schwoz whispered from behind Charlotte

"Oh, man."

Danger Girl started squirming.

"I wonder what she's dreaming about.." Kid Danger said

"Watch the screen and you'll see." Schwoz gestured to the screen

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Audrianna's Dream POV

I was in Swellview park, minding my own buisness, until I heard Jasper scream my name.

"Dria!" Jasper came running to me

"Oh, hey, what's up, Jasp--" I looked at Jasper up and down, noticing that he was wearing a wedding dress.

"Dria, I'm late. Will you take me to the church?"

"Why are you wearing a wedding dress?"

"Oh, no, no!"

"What?"

"Green dancey girl!"

I turned around to see a girl painted green, dancing. "What the heck is--"

"Don't let her stop the wedding!" Jasper grabbed my arm "Please! Don't let the green dancey girl stop the wedding!"

"Jasp, who are you even marrying??"

"Henry."

"What!?"

"AHHHHHH!!" He ran away as the green dancey lady got closer

"Hello.. miss." I cleared my throat "Uh, why are you green?"

"Audrianna!"

I turned around "Miss Shapen?"

What is she doing here talking to me? She's not MY teacher.

"Uh, do you know why that green girl is dancing?" I ask

"You! Are in big trouble."

"Why? But.. you're not.. my teacher.."

"My cat hasn't gone to the bathroom in a week!"

"And how am I responsible for that?"

Miss Shapen took off her glasses "I think George Clooney might be involved."

"George.. Clooney?"

Suddenly, Miss Shapen's eyes turned into mouths.

"What's wrong with my cat?" one of the mouths said

"Tell us. Tell our eyes." said the other mouth

"Don't yell at Audrianna!"

"You can't tell me what to do!"

"Shut up, right eye!"

"What's going on!?" I furrowed my eyebrows in shock

Miss Shapen chuckled "Oh, Audrianna. You're so funny."

I think I need two more months of therapy.

"You make us laugh." Said the right eye

"Let us laugh now." the left eye stated before they all laughed, including Miss Shapen.

"But I didn't say anything funny." I awkwwardly smiled

Miss Shapen started singing "Row, row, row your cat. Gently down the stream."

The other mouths continued singing.

"Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream."

"Row, row, row your cat gently down the stream. Gently down the stream."

"Row, row, row, row your cat."

"What is going on!?" I ask "How do you row a cat!? Why are you talking to me when you're not even my teacher!? How do you know my name even!?" I turned to the green dancey lady "Why are you green and dancing!? Why!?!?"

Jasper ran around the park in his wedding dress.

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THIRD PERSON POV

"Look at her brainwaves." Schwoz pointed out

"She must be having an insane dream.." Henrh held onto Audrianna's hand as she continued squirming

"Man. I sure picked the wrong day to make onion dip." Charlotte shrugged

We all looked at her weirdly.

-

"Alright. Now that we've put Audrianna back into her normal clothes, we're gonna try something drastic." Ray said

"Ooh, what?" Charlotte asked

"Waking Dria up by giving her a massive dose of extreme coffee."

"But I thought that extreme coffee was illegal in America." Henry pointed out

Schwoz turned to him "It is."

"And for good reason. It has over 300 times the caffeine of normal coffee." Ray explained

"Okay. We are ready to pump the extreme coffee into Dria." Schwoz declared

"Do it. Let's hope this works."

"Yeah." Schwoz pressed a couple of buttons as the coffee slowly drained out of the jug.

"Hey. Why are we injecting the coffee into her feet?" Charlotte asked

"Because, the fastest way to get the coffee into her heart is through intra-feetus injection." Ray explained

"Where do you learn this stuff?" Henry turned to him

"Is Dria waking up?" Ray asked

Schwoz shook his head "I don't think so."

"Ahh.." Ray ran his hands through his hair, obviously worried about his daughter

"But the coffee does seem to be affecting Audrianna's dream."

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Audrianna's Dream POV

I was running around while screaming.

I've never felt so energetic in my life!

Oliver was blowing bubbles in a kiddie pool while green dancey lady was..well- dancing around

"WOOOO! THIS IS SO MUCH FUN!!" I screamed while running around before doing jumping jacks by a field.

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THIRD PERSON POV

"I feel so bad for Audrianna.." Schwoz sighed

Ray turned to her "Yeah.."

Henry stood up before attempting to shove a chip into Audrianna's mouth.

"Dri.. wake up." he said in a sing-song voice "Charlotte made her homemade onion dip.." he turned to Ray, Schwoz, and Charlotte as they all looked at him sadly.

"Please wake up.." Henry pleaded

Ray placed his arm around his shoulder "Hey.. you're just smearing the dip on her lips."

"I know." Henrh let go of the chip

"AHH!" Schwoz suddenly screamed which made everyone flinch

"What, Schwoz?" Ray asked

"Maybe we cannot wake up Audrianna by doing things to her on the outside."

"Yeah..?"

"Right." Charlotte agreed

"Let's try to wake her up from inside her dream."

The three of them leaned back "Whaat?"

-

Schwoz and Ray placed Henry on the chair "But I don't understand what I'm supposed to do."

"We will explain." Schwoz said "Alright, see, Audrianna is trapped in a dream state."

"Right, I get that."

"And according to Schwoz's theory, we might be able to wake Dria up from inside her dream." Charlotte explained

"I don't get that."

"We are going to make you go to sleep." Schwoz added

"And then using that machine, we can connect your sleeping brain waves with Dria's." Ray explained

"And put you inside Dria's dream." Charlotte added

"And you guys know for sure that this isn't dangerous?" Henry asked

"Uhhhh."

"Sure."

"Sure."

"Then, how come one of you guys don't transport yourselves into Audrianna's dream?"

"Well.. I have a peanut allergy." Ray reasoned

"I had some onion dip." Schwoz said

"I made onion dip." Charlotte reasoned

"Mhm."

"Now, listen, Henry. When you're inside Dria's dream, you can never tell Dria that she's dreaming." Ray warned

"Do not tell Audrianna that." Schwoz said

"Why not?" Charlotte asked

"Because when you're inside someone's dream and you tell them that they're dreaming, it could cause the dreamer to go into brain shock." Ray explained

"Her brain could literally explode!" Schwoz added

"Well, what about me? Could my brain explode?" the boy asked in fear

"Uhhh." they all turned away

"What time is it?" Ray asked

"Alright, well, what do I do when I'm inside her dream?"

"Well, according to the internet..'When a person is in a dream state, one of the most common ways to wake up is by experiencing pain.'." Ray read

"Pain." Schwoz pointed out

"But I don't want to hurt Audrianna."

"You won't be hurting her." Charlotte said

"The real Audrianna is right here. You'll only be hurting dream Audrianna." Ray said

"It won't be real." Schwoz reassured

"Okay. And how do I talk to you guys?"

"Using the whiz watch on your wrist." Ray answered

"So if you need to talk to us while you're in Audrianna's dream, you use the watch." Schwoz added

"Y'know. When I took this job, we did not talk about stuff like this." Henry blurted out

"You'll be fine." Ray reassured

"Well, I feel like I should get a bonus or something."

"Henry. If we don't wake Audrianna out of the dream state soon, she could be trapped in there forever." Ray explained

He definitely did not want to lose Audrianna.

Ray and Schwoz began to lower the cover.

"Okay. But before I go.."

"Yeah?"

"What?"

"One more chip and dip."

Charlotte sighed and handed him the plate.

Henry took a chip and dipped it in the onion dip before eating it "Okay. Let's get this going."

Ray and Schwoz lowered the cover.

"You really think it's going to work?"

"I don't know."

"I heard that!" Henry yelled

"Sweet dreams, Henry. And remember. Hurt Audrianna." Charlotte remarked

"It could be our only chance to wake her up." Schwoz said

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Audrianna's Dream POV

I heard screaming coming from above.

I looked around Henry's house but didn't find anyone.

"Hey." I heard a familiar voice

It was Henry!

"Henry!? I was looking for you everywhere!"

"Uhhh."

"I don't care." I pulled him in for a tight hug

"Good." he hugged me back

I quickly let go of him "I'm just glad to see you."

"Why? Anything strange going on?"

"Everything. I had the weirdest day. And then I come to your place and it's even weirder here!"

"What's so weird?"

"Well, for one thing. Your parents. For some reason, look and sound different. Like Hermione and Ron." I pointed to his parents

"Hi Henry." Hermione waved to him

"Bloody hell!" Ron screamed

"Cool."

I turned to him "Why do your parents look and sound like Hermione and Ron!?"

"Do they? I didn't notice."

"Well, maybe you'll notice that Charlotte became a dumbass and that Piper has a beard and she's playing the lute." I gestured to both

"Two plus two is circle!" Charlotte exclaimed

Piper played the lute and sang "I gave my love a chicken that had no face."

I turned Henry to face me "Why is she singing that!? And two plus two is not circle!"

"I really--"

"All chickens have faces!"

"So, maybe--"

"Oh, and did you see Jasper?" I pointed to the headless Jasper and a floating Jasper head.

"Dria. Will you please help me get back on my body?"

Jasper's body ran away.

"Hey! Come back!" Jasper's head chased the body "I thought we were a team!"

"Did you see that!?" I ask "I-I feel like I'm in some weird freaky dream--"

Henry grabbed my collar and pulled me closer to him "You're not!"

"Huh?"

"You're not having a dream. Just go upstairs and try to put Jasper's head back on his body."

"Okay..that makes sense." I ran up the stairs "Jasper! I don't know what you think you're doing but it's not natural!"

I barged in Henry's room. Thinking Jasper and his body would be there but I didn't see anything.

"Jasper?" I looked around "Jasper's body??"

I looked out Henry's door and found Jasper's head.

I immediately started chasing him "Jasper! Get back on your body!" I ran after him downstairs

"I'm over here. Oop, oh, can't catch me." Jasper teased

I groaned "Hey, no! Jasper!"

"See ya."

"Can somebody stop Jasper's head!?"

I couldn't find Jasper's head but I found his body.

"Jasper's body! Get back here!" I lunged onto his body and tackled him to the ground.

I heard Henry scream "Dri!"

"What?" I yelled

"Dri! Come quick! HURRY!!"

"Henry, here I come! What's wrong!?" I ran down the stairs but slipped on something

"Hi." Henry helped me up.

"Che cazzo è successo?? Sono morto??" (What the fuck just happened?? Am I dead??)

"I don't know what you just said but you fell down the stairs." Henry explained

"Oh."

"Did it hurt?"

"Yeah, alot."

"Cool, wait here." Henry let go of my arm and ran out the door, causing me to fall back on the floor.

"That also hurt!"

I sighed before walking out the door "Hen, I can't get Jasper's--" but then, Henry disappeared right before my eyes

"..I really need therapy.." I walked back inside Henry's house

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THIRD PERSON POV

"Hey, hey!" Charlotte called out "Here's something that might wake Dria up!"

The boys stood up.

"What you got?"

"What's up?"

"Tell us."

"Okay, this website says, 'Sometimed when a person is stuck in a deep dream state, you can stop the dreams by submerging the person underwater for between thirty and forty-five minutes.'." Charlotte turned to the boys

"Did it mention any side-effects?" Henry asked

"Let me check." she turned back to the monitor "Scrolling down.. okay uh, here we go. 'Side effects, number one, death." Charlotte turned back to the boys "Okay, let's not try that."

"Yeah." Schwoz walked away

"Guys.. what are we going to do?" Ray asked "What if we can never wake Dria up and she's stuck in a dream state forever?"

"I could never forgive myself for not being able to wake her up.." Henry put a hand on Ray's shoulder

"Me neither.. can you imagine? My only daughter, gone."

"Ahoy!" Schwoz exclaimed

"Ahoy?"

"What?"

"Why'd you say ahoy?"

"Listen to what I found on an ancient Hindu website."

"What?" they all walked up to Schwoz

"What's it say?"

"'The most effective method of shocking a sleeping person out of a dream state is.. fright!"." Schwoz read

"Flight?" Charlotte asked

"Okay, so we just need to book Dria a flight somewhere." Ray said

"She's always wanted to go to France." Henry suggested

"Perfect." Ray turned to Audrianna "Muffin, you're going to France."

"I not say fl-ight. I say frr-ight. Fright." Schwoz explained "Like, Ooga booga ooga booga booga!" he waved his arms around

"Ohhhh, fright." Henry realised

"Fright."

"Yes!" Schwoz nodded "We must put Henry back into Audrianna's dream."

"And he needs to scare her." Ray said

"He needs to terrify her." Schwoz corrected before turning to Henry "You need to scare the poof out of her."

"Poof?" Charlotte asked

"Okay, when you say 'poof' you talking about like--" Ray got cut off by Schwoz

"You know what I mean!!"

"Wait. I'm not very good at scaring people." Henry admitted

"Then I help you." Schwoz turned to Henry

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"You see this?" Schwoz asked

"Yeah. It looks like something my uncle Rosco coughed up." Charlotte said

"You hear what she say about my bloob?"

"It does look like a loogie." Ray shrugged

"Just.. how does that thing help me scare Dria?" Henry asked

"Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna send you back into Dria's dream."

"Okay." he laid down on the machine

"And when you get there, you find a refrigerator and you put this bloob inside." Schwoz handed him the bloob

"Then after ten seconds, you get Dria to open the fridge." Ray added

"I don't think Dri's gonna be that scared when she sees this blob."

"Bloob." Schwoz corrected him

"Bloob."

"Just trust us." Ray said

"Wait. What's going to happen when Dri opens the fridge?"

"Just look away." Schwoz instructed

"Look away." Ray whispered as he and Schwoz pulled down the cover over Henry's head.

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Audrianna's Dream POV

"Dri!" I heard Henry yell "Hey, Dri! Where are you?"

...

"DRI!!"

"Henry!?" I checked my step before running down the stairs "Henry!"

"Hey."

"What's happening? Everything's been so crazy and I don't get why." I ranted

"Can I have some juice?"

"Juice?" I stared at him in disbelief

"Yeah, I need some cold juice. You know, refrigerated."

"Okay, that's a pretty specific request."

"Just get me the juice."

"Alright." I walked to the kitchen

"I'm having a mental breakdown, all he cares about is juice. It's his house why do I have to get the juice." I muttered "Alright, what do you want? Apple, orange, cranber--" I opened the fridge and something terrifying popped up.

Then everything went black.

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I woke up in the Man Cave.

"Dad..?" I sat upright, trying to get my eyes to adjust to the light

"It worked!" my dad hugged me tightly

"What worked?"

"That whole thing was a dream."

"I knew it! That's why Mr. and Mrs. Hart were Mr. and Mrs. Weasely!"

"What?" Charlotte looked at me weirdly

I turned around and saw Henry laying down on the machine next to me.

I got off the machine and walked up to Henry "What's up with him?"

"He saved you." Schwoz explained "We'll get him back hold on."

I heard my dad and Henry talking on his whiz watch but I couldn't really make out what they were saying.

My dad turned to me.

"What's wrong with Henry?" I ask

"Yeahhhh, we won't be able to wake him up for until the next four hours." my dad explained

"What!? So you're saying that Henry's gonna be stuck in my bizzaro dream for four hours!?"

"Yeah."

I grabbed Schwoz by the collar and pulled him close to me "Schwoz wake my friend up!"

"Okay! Okay!"

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A/N:Don't ask why this actually took me all day.

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