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Audrianna's POV

Henry, Charlotte, Jasper, and I were watching The Walking Orange at Henry's house.

A gunshot was fired which made us all flinch but immediately leaned back in to watch.

One of the characters got slashed and I giggled.

Screaming was heard which made Jasper hold on to Charlotte.

"Get off." she demanded which made Jasper hold on to me

"No." I glared at him which made him hold on to Henry

More screaming could be heard but got interrupted by rattling noises in the kitchen.

"Piper, please keep it down in there!" Henry scolded

"Don't tell me how to live my life." Piper spat out

More screaming could be heard which made us flinch.

"Woah!"

Henry turned off the TV "That show.. is intense."

"My heart's all cramped up.." Charlotte whined

"I'm gonna have a heart attack.." I mumbled

"I'm sweating.. more than usual." Jasper said

"Use your rag."

"Oh yeah, my rag."

Henry stood up "Seriously, you guys, that was like, the best episode ever."

"A hundred percent."

"True that."

"Totally." Jasper agreed "But I'm so sad.."

I turned to him "Why?"

"Only one more episode left of Walking Orange. And.." he sniffled "I don't want it to end.."

"Are you crying?" Charlotte asked

"No." he stood up "My eyes are just sweating."

"Rag."

"Oh yeah, my rag." Jasper wiped his sweaty rag on his eyes

Ew.

"Hey, I read online that next week's episode is going to--" I got cut off by the boys stuffing me in the face with pillows

"No!"

"Please, don't tell us anything about the series finale!"

"Don't spoil it!"

The boys backed away from me as I tried to stand up.

"I was just going to say--" the boys raised their pillows

"--that after the finale, they're going to rerun the first episode!" I raised my hands in defense

"Ohhh.."

"So you can put the pillows down." I lowered their pillows

"Hey!" Piper yelled "I need one of you to be my cameraman."

We all walked up to Piper and Charlotte lifted up a cup of.. hair.

"What kind of video are you making--?"

"The kind that gets me in the Man Fans." Piper answered

"The Man Fans?" I scoffed

"It's a club. A bunch of fans of Captain Man." Jasper explained

"And Kid Danger and Danger Girl." Charlotte continued

"Hmm." I raised an eyebrow at Henry

"Hmm." Charlotte looked at Henry and I knowingly

"Hmm." Henry looked at us

"It's really hard to get in. I tried to join and they wouldn't even take me." Jasper said

"Hey, everyone who's surprised by that, raise your hand." Piper said

...

"Ooh look, no one."

"Just, be careful." Charlotte warned

"Why?" Piper asked

"'Cause that girl who's president of the Man Fans, uh, Paula Machiatto. She's mean."

"Well, she said I could join the Man Fans. If, I pass my initiation." Piper explained

"Which is..?" I ask

"I got to make a video of me eating.. hair soup." Piper placed a bowl of hair soup on the placemat which made me mentally gag

"What kind of soup!?" Jasper asked

"Hair!" Piper lifted a bag of hair "I got this big bag of it fresh from a barbershop floor."

"You can't eat soup with a bunch of hair on it." Henry objected

"Okay, first. The things you say don't matter."

"Ouch." I whispered to Henry

"And second, I am going to eat the hair soup so I can join the Man Fans. Hold my phone." Piper gave me her phone which I took

"And.. roll video."

I started recording her "Okay.. go."

"Hi, Paula Machiatto. I wanna join your club so much, I'm going to eat a bowl of.. hair soup." she took a fat scoop of hair and actually ate it

I groaned. This is too much.

Jasper shrugged "Can I have some?"

We all looked at him weirdly.

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We were about to watch the season finale of Walking Orange in the Man cave.

"Yeah baby! Series finale of Walking Orange." Henry exclaimed

"I can't believe we're about to watch the last episode ever!" I grinned

"I know!" Charlotte agreed

"Television history!" Schwoz said

"It's television's biggest night.. the Tony Awards!"

We all screamed.

"I put it on the wrong channel!" Schwoz immediately pressed the right channel "There, there I fix it. I FIX IT!!"

We sighed in relief.

"Previously, on Walking Orange." The narrator said

"It's happening!" I beamed

"I love this show." Henry exclaimed

I got a message on our phones as I immediately checked it.

I looked at the message in horror "No!" I threw my bottle of soda on the wall

Looks like everyone got the same message as me.

"Just turn it off!" my dad demanded

Schwoz immediately turned it off "What happened? Why we do not watch Walking Orange? And why you heave your pizza!?" he stared at Henry

"Because The Spoiler ruined Walking Orange." Henry answered

"Stupid The Spoiler!" Charlotte spat out

"Who is The Spoiler!?" Schwoz asked

"He's this jerky teenager here in Swellview." my dad got up "He finds out what's gonna happen on TV shows and movies."

"And then he tells people the ending." I continued

"He ruins it for everyone." Charlotte complained

"Not for me. I am smart." Schwoz pulled out his phone "I turn my phone off."

"Well, yip-dee-doo for you, Schwoz!" Henry said sarcastically

The call alarm started blaring and we went to check it out.

"What, Gooch?" My dad asked

"Do you know what The Spoiler did?"

Schwoz covered his ears "Ahh!"

"Yeah, he texted all four of us." Henry answered

"No. He texted everyone in Swellview and told them the ending of Walking Orange."

"Don't tell me!" Schwoz pleaded

"He said that Rodriguez killed Mallory."

"Stop it!"

"And that he's really a cop."

"No!"

"Thanks for the info, Gooch." my dad ended the call

"Okay, how'd The Spoiler figure out how to send a text message to everyone in Swellview?" Charlotte helped Schwoz up

"Ah, I don't know." My dad replied

"Anyone with level five computer knowledge could figure out how to do it." Schwoz stated

"Well, somebody's got to stop The Spoiler." I crossed my arms

"Right. And that person is us." My dad said

"You mean.. those poeple.. are us." Henry corrected

My dad stared at him.

"You used bad grammar.." Henry looked away as my dad zapped him

"Ow!"

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I was playing cards with my dad and Henry.

"Only one chip left." I said

"Race you guys for it." My dad offered

"Okay. We'll try." Henry said as he put down his cards

"Hands on the table. On three. 1--"

I quickly snatched the chip.

"Come on! You. Little. Chip snatcher." my dad muttered as I smiled at myself proudly

We stood up as the call alarm started blaring.

"Hey Gooch, what's up?" I asked

"Spoiler alert."

"Wait! Don't say anything about The Good Wife. I'm not caught up yet!" Henry covered his ears

"No. My spoiler alert is about The Spoiler."

I turned to Henry and tried to pry his hands off his head.

"What do you know about The Spoiler?" my dad questioned

"We recieved a tip that he's planning to show up at the Swellview Monoplex tomorrow at midnight."

"Hmm. I wonder why.."

"Tomorrow night is the worldwide premiere of Galaxy Wars nine." Henry explained

"Oh my God." my dad said "Thanks, Gooch." he hung up

"The Spoiler must have inside information about what happens in the movie." My dad said

"He's gonna ruin it for everyone." I scoffed

"Not if you two and me stop him." My dad put his hands on his waist

"Not if you two and I stop him." Henry corrected

"That's what I said."

"You said 'you two and me'."

"Okay, who cares?"

"We have grammar rules for a reason."

"Hey guess what?" I chimed in, grinning sarcastically

"What?" the boys turned to me

I zapped the both of them.

"Ow!"

"Audrianna!"

"Yeah. There you go." I glared at them

"You know, I got one too."

"Oh do you- OW!" I yelled

"Don't hurt my daughter!" my dad zapped him

"Ow!" Henry zapped him back

"Hey!"

I slowly backed away as the two had a laser fight.

They're so immature.

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I was hanging out at Henry's house and headed downstairs only to see Piper talking to Paula Machiatto.

Piper seemed upset while Paula was screaming at her.

I felt really bad so I walked up to her "Hey, Pipes. Everything okay?" I sat down next to her

"Yes. I'm not upset, now shut up and don't tell Henry about this." Piper wiped away her tears

"Uh, I overheard you talking to that girl from the Man Fans.."

"So?"

"Why do you want to join that club so bad..?"

"Well, I just think Kid Danger's really cute."

I furrowed my eyebrows.

"And every week, the Man Fans get together and talk about stuff that Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl are doing, And I just want to be a part of it.. but how am I going to get a stupid selfie with Captain Man?"

"Alright listen, I read a rumor online that Captain Man might be going to the Galaxy Wars premiere tonight." I whispered

"Really? Where online?" Piper smiled

"Uh, they, they took it down but I saw it and it said he was going to be there."

"Wait. Where am I going to get a ticket?"

"Uh.." I thought for a moment "Charlotte has an extra one. I could ask her to take you."

"Why are you being nice to me even though we barely talk to each other..?"

"Because..you're my best friend's sister and I.. I don't know okay?" I stood up and headed back to Henry's room and saw Jasper dangling out the window.

"Audrianna! Tell Henry I got his sock!"

I looked at Piper and she just shrugged.

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My dad, Henry, and I walked in the main room of the Man Cave only to see Charlotte by the monitors.

"I can't believe we speedran all eight Galaxy Wars movies last night." I mumbled to Henry

"I know right?"

"Hey." Henry greeted Charlotte

"You find anything..?" my dad asked

"Yeah. I found a great pic--" Charlotte turned to us and started laughing

"Rude."

"What's funny?"

"Alright."

"Seriously? You're gonna make fun of us?" I raised an eyebrow

"Knock it off. Come on. Enough." my dad demanded

Charlotte stopped laughing "Okay. So, you're both skynauts?" she gestured to Henry and I

"Red Skynauts." Henry corrected

"Henry insisted we matched." I shrugged

"And I'm.. Duke Starjacker." my dad smiled proudly

Charlotte continued laughing.

"Yeah, yeah. You won't be laughing when we catch The Spoiler." Henry said

"Oh, right. About The Spoiler, here's a new pic of him from a month ago." she showed an image of The Spoiler

My dad pulled out his phone as he took a picture of The Spoiler.

"Got it."

"Hey, and you're going to take Piper to the movie tonight?" Henry reassured

"Oh, yeah. It's almost eleven. I better go pick her up."

"Okay. We'll see you at the Monoplex." I stated

"Yep."

I turned around and spotted my dad filling his bag up with popcorn.

"Uh, what you doing with that popcorn?" I wondered

"Putting it in my adventure sack." he smitked

"You know they sell popcorn at the movie theatre."

"Yeah, for like a billion dollars."

"Okay, let's go.. corn smuggler." I walked up to the tubes with Henry

I can't believe we're related.

I hugged Henry's waist as the tubes encased us.

"Up the tube!" I yelled

"No! My popcorn!" my dad yelled

"Hah! Your sack has a hole in it." Henry chuckled

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"You see The Spoiler?" my dad asked as we walked in the monoplex

"No, not yet." Henry answered

"Red Skynauts! You are the sworn enemy of Mento." a nerdy looking teenager approached us

"Sorry.. we don't speak nerd.." Henry sarcastically remarked

"Tranya!" the nerd exclaimed "You have insulted my tribe. Now taste the Tassel of Tinklon!"

The nerd hit me in the face lightly with the tassel.

We stared at him, unamused before I took his glow bat and snapped it in half before handing it to him.

"Why'd you do that!? Mom!" the guy ran up the stairs "A kid just broke my glow bat!"

"How about those three seats right there?" my dad pointed to the seats

"Cool."

"Hey, hey, hey." Henry tapped my shoulder "See that girl over there?"

"The one wearing the me button?" my dad questioned

Henry nodded "Yeah. That's the president of our fan club, the Man Fans."

"She's the one being mean to Henry's sister." I said

"Wow."

"What?" I turned to him

"That button. That's a fantastic picture of me--"

"Oh, let's just sit down!" I pushed my dad down the seat

I saw Piper and Charlotte walk in as I nodded at her.

Piper ran to Paula "Hi, Paula!"

...

"Sup'.. Paula?"

"Until you get a selfie with Captain Man, don't talk to me, don't look at me, and don't even think about sitting with us." she snapped

"Okay.. sorry." Piper walked away sadly as I glared at Paula

"Hey, I want popcorn." my dad blurted out

"Oh, there's none left in your adventure sack?" I sciffed

"You know there's not! Be right back."

"Keep an eye out for The Spoiler." Henry said

"You too." he stood up

"Uhh. Excuse me! Hey people, listen up!"

My head snapped towards the familiar black-haired teenager.

"It's The Spoiler!" Charlotte pointed out

"He's going to ruin everything!"

"I got some information about the movie." The Spoiler said

I looked around "Dad!?" I whisper yelled before I dragged Henry away as we transformed into our superhero uniforms.

"So, get this.."

"Quick, everyone do this!" Charlotte put her finger in her ears "Lalala!"

"No, don't do that! Hear me! Hear me!" The Spoiler said

"Hey you!" Kid Danger yelled

"What?"

"Shut up!"

"It's Kid Danger and Danger Girl!!" Piper screamed "Oh my God! We love you Kid Danger!"

I furrowed my eyebrows as I walked closer to The Spoiler "Spoiler alert, We're about to spoil you."

"Yes!! That was the perfect quip Danger Girl!" I heard Piper exclaim

"Get out of here!" The Spoiler pushed Kid Danger off his feet

I lunged at The Spoiler and knocked him down.

Kid Danger and I took turns punching him repetetively but The Spoiler placed his foot against my neck and pinned Kid Danger to the ground.

"Maybe I'll just break your arm and snap your neck and then ruin the movie for everyone." The Spoiler said

"Get your hands off Kid Danger and Danger Girl!" Piper started whacking The Spoiler with a glow bat while me and Kid Danger just looked at her in horror.

"It's Captain Man!" the nerdy teenager pointed out as Captain Man entered the theatre.

He helped Kid Danger and I up and immediately tried to pry Piper away from The Spoiler.

"Calm down--"

Piper continued to whack The Spoiler as the crowd cheered for her.

I was panting heavily as Kid Danger looked at me, concerned "You okay?"

"Man." I panted "That guy did a number on my neck."

"Let me see.." Kid Danger lifted my chin up to look at my neck and saw a bruise on it "Yeah.. that looks bad.."

"Really..?"

Kid Danger went closer to my neck to the point where I could feel his breathing "Yep. Does it hurt?"

Oh, the butterflies.

"Kinda.."

"Well. The Spoiler." My dad lifted him up "I'm about to spoil--"

"I already quipped that." I stopped him

"Oh." Captain Man handed The Spoiler to the cops

"Kid Danger, can I have a hug?" Piper asked

"Uhhh. Not right now. I need to go stand over there." Kid Danger walked away

"Danger Girl, can I have a hug?"

I sighed hesitantly "Ah sure, c'mere kid."

Piper hugged me tightly as I hugged her back gently.

Piper let go of me and I noticed Paula Machiatto shove her out of the way.

"Move!"

"Captain Man, I'm Paula Machiatto, the president of your fan club, the Man Fans. I'm awesome." She grinned

"Yeah, I've heard about you." Captain Man said as he looked at Kid Danger and he shook his head.

"What's your name little girl?" Captain Man questioned

"Piper Hart. Remember? One time you shot an alien off my face?"

"Oh yeah. Well, Piper Hart, you showed extreme bravery by using this glowbat to beat the spoiler nearly half to death." Captain Man stated

"Thanks, I loved it!"

Captain Man turned to Paula "And you, you just sat there like a pile of nothing."

"But.. but I was gonna do something.." Paula whined

"Wah! 'I wAs gOnNa dO sOmEtHinG'. That's how you sound." Piper mocked her

"And now, I Captain Man, declare you, Piper Hart, the new president of the Man Fans."

The crowd cheered for her.

Paula walked up to Captain Man and punched him in the gut.

"I'm okay." Captain Man smiled as she stormed out of the theatre

"Now what do you say we all watch Galaxy Wars nine?" my dad turned to the crowd

The crowd cheered loudly.

"Wait! Wait!" the nerdy teenager yelled "As guardian of the Throne of Krandor, I challenge Captain Man, Kid Danger, and Danger Girl to the duel--"

We all zapped the kid which made him fall unconscious.

The three of us walked back up to our seats as I caught my dad steal a bucket of popcorn.

I rolled my eyes at him and grinned as he caught up with Kid Danger and I.

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The pain in my head had been getting alot worse and I figured I needed to tell someone. Someone I know who can keep a secret.

Henry.

I wanted to vent to him too. It's been hard lately, after the breakup he kept texting me, saying the cruelest things ever.

I knocked on Henry's window as he immediately opened it "Hey, Dri." he grinned

"Hey.."

"What're you doing here at.." Henry looked at his watch "Ten o' clock?"

"I wanted to see you.." I grinned

"Oh." he smiled softly "Come in."

Henry helped me in and sat down on the couch signaling me to sit down next to him.

I sat down next to him, awkwardly shifting.

"So, what did you wanna talk about..?" Henry asked

"Oh, right." I grabbed my phone and showed him the texts that William sent me

"That's horrible!"

"I know.." I shut my phone

"Why haven't you blocked him?"

"I don't know- I just forgot..? I'll block him right now.." I grabbed my phone and finally blocked him

"There. I blocked him."

"Good."

We made eye contact for a bit until I remembered what I truly came here for.

Here comes the hard part.

"Henry..?"

"Yeah..?"

"I.. haven't been honest with you lately.."

"What..?"

"Please promise me that no matter what happens you will not tell anyone anything about what I'm going to tell you.."

"Promise."

"Pinky promise?"

"Pinky promise."

"Henry.. lately, for the past few months I've been feeling a sharp pain in my head.. and it's really stressing me out.. it.. it just happens randomly and I don't even know why.."

Henry's mouth was agape and he looked at me in shock.

"Henry.." I sighed "Please.. say something.."

"I knew it! I knew you weren't okay!"

"I'm really not.." I chuckled

"What about now..? Do you still feel the headaches?"

"No.. now that I'm with you."

Henry smiled "Hey, you need to tell your dad about this."

"No! I-I can't, please.."

"Why? He's your dad."

"Because, I don't want to worry him."

"You told me."

"I had to tell someone."

"I guess.. Dri, can you promise me something?"

"Yeah, anything."

"Promise me that you'll always tell me when there's something wrong.."

"Promise."

"Pinky promise?" he teased

I rolled my eyes "Pinky promise."

"How's your neck?"

"Better." I shrugged "Thank you, Henry."

"No problem, Dri."

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A/N:FLUFF. FLUFF. FLUFF.

Anyways hope yall enjoyed that lmao

Looking back, girl the last part was just no- wtf have you been writing books

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