"ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ғᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs"- ʙʀᴏᴏᴋᴇ ᴀsᴛᴏʀ

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"Like I said to your son earlier any information about the prosthetics we build is strictly confidential, without the clients consent I simple can't help" The doctor told the three.

"Well we cant get consent without a name" Five glared.

"Well that's not my problem, sorry. Now there's nothing more I can do so-" The doctor began but was quickly cut off.

"Well what about my consent?" Klaus now asked getting odd looks from the other three.

"Excuse me?" the doctor asked him just as confused as Lavender and Five.

"Who gave you the permission to lay your hands on my son and wife?" Klaus asked with a fake cry toward the end.

"I didn't touch your family" the doctor said as Lavender and Five shared a similar confused look.

"Oh really then how did he get that swollen lip then?" Klaus asked as he stood up.

"He doesn't have a-" The doctor began but was cut off by Lavenders gasp as Klaus hit Five in the face. She stood up quickly to make sure he was okay just as Klaus quickly rubbed her hair making it look a bit messy and like she'd been roughed up a bit.

"I want it name please now" Klaus said as he leaned onto the mans desk.

"You're crazy" the doctor said as Five and Lavender looked at Klaus with a crazy look or a proud look.

"You've got no idea" he said before grabbing the snow globe on the desk.

"Peace on earth that's so sweet" Klaus smiled fakly before smashing the glob on his head getting yet another gasp from Lavender as she went to make sure he was okay but Five held her back.

"God that hurt" Klaus said as the doctor went to call security but Klaus reached forward and took it from him.

"What are you doing?" The doctor asked as he stood and watched Klaus fake yet another cry.

"There's been a assault in Mr.Bigs office and we need security now, Schnow!" Klaus yelled as he dropped the phone and feel backwards in the chair clearly exhausted.

"Now here's what's gonna happens Grant-" Klaus began with a large breath.

"It's Lance" The doctor corrected him with a look of shook still spread across his face.

"I'm about sixty seconds about two security guards are gonna come in here and see a whole lot of blood and their gonna wonder what the hell happened and where gonna tell them you beat the shit out of us" Klaus said as his voice broke fakly obviously toward the end. Lavender could help but smile widely at the green eyed man from being impressed. Klaus then stood up and swung his arm around Lavender.

"You're gonna do great in prison Grant trust me i've been there. A little piece of chicken like you... oh you're gonna get passed around like a- you're gonna do great that's all i'm saying" Klaus said with a grin and a wave of his free hand.

"Jesus you're a real sick bastard" Lance said as he shook his head up at Klaus.

"Thank you" Klaus said before spitting a piece of glass out of his mouth as Five smiled widely and Lavender gave the doctor a small wink.
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Lance was rummaging through the paper work quickly as the three stood close to him make sure he was either doing as he was told or just to intimidate him for kicks. He then pulled out a document and flipped it open reading over any information he could get on the eye but then gave a confused look.

"Huh that's strange. The eye hasn't been purchased by a client yet" Lance said as Five looked annoyed and Lavender started to worry.

"What? What do you mean?" Klaus asked as he circled the desk to pear more at the document.

"Well ugh our labs say the eye with that cereal number... this can't be right it hasn't been been manufactured yet. Where did you get that eye?" Lance asked now looking at the thirteen year old boy who only scoffed. Lavender knew how much it meant to him to figure this all out and a side of her only Five has seen once came over as she marched around the desk and grabbed Lance's collar.

"If you're even remotely lying or hiding a damn thing from us Grant I swear to god and all the animals on the earth I will make myself unseen before sneaking into your house and handcuffing you to a chair before feeding you ever last worm on this planet" Lavender glared at him getting Lance to shake and Klaus to look impressed.

"I swear! I swear look take this with you, go head" Lance said as he motioned toward the document and looked scared up at her. Lavender let go of his collar pushing him back down in the chair before grabbing the document and leaving the scene.

"Where did our innocent little Lavy go?" Klaus asked as Five sighed and followed after her as Klaus laughed to himself.

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"Well this is not good" Five said as the three excited the building.

"But I was pretty good though right? Yeah what about my consent bitch" Klaus mimicked himself with a laugh as Five turned back to him annoyed and Lavender shook her head.

"Klaus it doesn't matter" Five simple said as they all stopped on the stairs.

"What, what, what what's the big deal with this eye anyway?" Klaus asked confused to it all as he swung his hands around nearly hitting Lavender but she backed up slightly.

"Theirs someone out there that's gonna lose a eye in the next seven days. Their gonna bring the end of life on this earth as we know it" Five said as Lavender looked at the taller man to catch his reaction but he just looked like he hadn't been lissening.

"Yeah can I get that twenty bucks like now or what?" Klaus asked totally ignoring the sentence Five said before.

"You're twenty bucks?" Five asked him annoyed.

"Yeah my twenty bucks" Klaus said back to him.

"The apocalypse is coming and all you can think about is getting high?" Five asked him in shock as Lavender stepped forward now.

"I'm also quiet hungry, tummys a rumbling arrr" Klaus said as he waved his fingers around indicating he was hungry.

"You're useless, you're all useless" Five said getting a hurt look from Lavender.

"Excuse me but we get pretended to be your parents which could have gotten either of us in big trouble if they didn't go as smoothly so you could get information about a eye that's gonna start the apocalypse weather you like it or not. Not to mention Klaus could have blinded himself with that snow glob just for you. But where useless. Where all useless" Lavender quoted him with a roll of her eyes as she turned and sat on the stairs.

"Lav-" Five began but she waved him off as he just walking over to sit by her.

"You need to lighten up old man. Hey you know I just now realized why you're so uptight. You must be horny as hell. I mean Lavy over here clearly is wayyyyy to good to do anything for you and I could sense her desires from the second she showed up here. All those years by yourself, god it's gotta be screwing with your head" Klaus said as he sat next to Five as Lavender turned a bright shade of red once again and looked the other way.

"Well I wasn't alone" Five said as Lavender sighed knowing he was about to talk about the doll she's grown to accept is apart of their life now.

"Oh? Pray tell?" Klaus asked as he looked over at Five and noticed Lavender put her hand on her head.

"Her name was Delores, we were together for over thirty years" Five said sadly while looking away.

"Thirty years wow. And what about you over there, any special people in your life?" Klaus asked looking behind Five to pear over at Lavender.

"No, no, not ever" She shook her head as Klaus sighed.

"Wow, never. That's gotta be tough I mean i've have so many relationships mostly just because I needed a place to stay but they all made the most fantastic Toco-" Klaus began and looked over realizing Five had spacial jumped away by now.

"Five? Wha-Where did he go?" Klaus asked as Lavender only shook her head and pointed toward a moving car with Five waving out the side of it.

"Hey hey hey what about my money?" Klaus yelled loudly as he stood and waved angrily toward the car. Lavender stood up slowly and walked down the steps as Klaus looked over at her.

"Wanna go get some waffles?" She asked him with a smile. Klaus's face lit up.

"You read my mind" he smiled widely and led them down the street.
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"Just at a curiosity how did you put up with him all those years? The snappy and all the seriousness, jesus id rather lissen to the ghost" Klaus said as he put a fork of waffles into his mouth.

"You're the one that talks to the ghost?" Lavender asked as her eyes widened.

"Oh yeah. Well unless i'm high which is a regular thing" Klaus laughed as he waved the fork around.

"Why would you wanna talk to them? That's amazing" Lavender said as Klaus set the fork down and looked at her in surprise.

"Well Lavy their quiet noisy, all the screaming and the clingy ness just isn't for me" Klaus simple said while taking a sip of his drink after waving his hands around.

"Yeah I can imagine" She said with one last small grin and looked away.

"And what is it you do? The whole invisible girl act right?" Klaus asked thinking back to how she snuck up on him earlier that morning.

"Yeah, it's not that cool" Lavender said as she tucked yet another piece of hair behind her ear. 

"No, no it's fascinating. Probably super useful if you ask me" Klaus told her as she shook her head.

"Sometimes. When I don't feel like talking it comes in handy but never has it gotten me out of a situation I couldn't avoid" Lavender said as she looked away.

"Ah yes the whole future thing" Klaus said as he waved his hand once again. Lavender laughed slightly.

"If that's what we're calling it" she added in to his sentence.

"You know I always imagined future people to be either hideous or green but you are quiet the beauty" he said as he sat up straighter and scanned her over. Lavender hid her grin as her face flushed.

"I'm not sure if I should say thank you or b-line it back to the future" she joked with him.

"Like the movie?" he asked her with a grin making Lavender laugh.

"Yeah, like the movie" she shrugged while her and Klaus cheers.

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