"Now what?" Luther asked as the four stood in the street, not counting Ben who was still covered in puke but in ghost form again sitting next to Ivy on the ground. Lavender was avoiding his eye much like he was her.

"Now nothing, Luther! Make your peace with god!" Five yelled at his brother.

"What? What about Allison and Vanya?" Luther asked with a crazy look and a tone of disbelief.

"Screw them both." Five spoke as he waved him off.

"I'm still covered in puke!" Lavender announced loudly.

"What about Diego?" Klaus asked in pain as he slowly got up from the ground, "He's quite a responsible young man, no?"

Lavender scoffed

"Something must have happens to them." Luther spoke as Lavender gagged at the puke.

"Lavender, ugh, you okay?" Ben asked awkwardly as Lavender met his eye and sigh.

"I'm covered in puke!"

"Screw Diego, all right?" Five asked as Lavender rolled her eyes.

"I was better off on my own in the apocalypse." Five rolled his eyes in annoyance, making Lavender look over at him with a look of disbelief.

"Oh, shut up! You were never alone you lying little shit! Act like you had it so bad, I basically birthed you!" Lavender yelled at him as she pointed a finger as he sighed.

"You know what I mean." he said and before she could snap back, Luther jumped in.

"Five! Come on." Luther said with a knowing look, annoyed and over not standing up for himself or the others.

"You know what, Luther? It's every siblings for himself now. How bout that?" Five asked as he stormed inside making Ivy stood to her feet.

"I'm going to find a shower and maybe find a straggling Hargreeves in the way... you wanna help?" Lavender asked Luther as she kept her distance, knowing she wouldn't want someone covered in puke near her.

"I'll handle Five, you two go find Allison and the others, we'll meet back here." Luther said as Lavender nodded and walked past the brothers who both smelt of puke and arguing.

"Lav!" they both yelled for her.

"I'm covered in puke!" she said for the hundredth time.

Lav could see the light on in the house, a car in the drive way. Walking up she knocked and continued to ignore Klaus. It was silent for a moment before Ray peaked his head through the curtain with a sigh of relief.

"Hey, Ray Ray!" Klaus gushed as Lavender gave a forced smile.

"Ray, could I please use your shower?" Lavender asked before she pushed her way into the living room to see the woman, "Allison! Thank god you're safe. I'd hug you but i'm puke covered."

"Oh my god." Allison said as she held her nose just as Lavender saw the dead guy with bleached hair.

"Oh, oh, I see. It's gonna be one of those kinda night, huh?" Klaus asked, cutting Allison off as he took sight of the dead body as well, "So are we burnin' or barin'?"

"I'm going to take a shower, no one follow."

Lavender took her time in the shower, letting the puke leave every inch of her body as she gagged every few seconds. She thankfully didn't have Klaus or Ben nagging at her every few seconds like they had the whole way here. When she felt as though her was clean enough, Lavender wrapped herself in a towel to ask Allison for clothes and left a few dollars on the counter for the bill.

Walking out Lavender gasped and held the towel closer.

The flash of blue light made the two scream and drop the dead body again. Diego and a very small person appeared.

"Why is he always here when i'm naked!" Lavender yelled in disbelief.

"Good, all three of you are here. All right, we gotta go." he said with a knowing look, "Nice towel."

"Diego, jesus!" Allison yelled in agony, still frightened.

"Woah, number two, three, and four. We almost have a umbrella straight flush here." the small person next to Diego giggled as he looked at the three.

"Ray, this is my other brother." Allison introduced the two.

"Hey man, sorry to crash in here like this." Diego said while shaking Rays hand who still look mortified.

"You do know how to make a entrance." Lavender said as Diego threw his jacket to her.

"Who's this?" Klaus asked while nodding toward the smaller man while standing to grab the dress he was supposed to bring Lavender minutes ago.

"Herb." Diego spoke, "He worked with Five and Lav at the commission."

"Oh my god! Herb! I didn't recognize you." Lavender said with a grin as the man smiled at her.

"You look much younger." he complemented her as Lavender laughed.

"Oh, you shouldn't have." she gushed while Klaus guarded her so she could pull on the dress without having to miss why Diego and Herb where here.

"The commission?" Klaus asked, just as confused as she was.

"We monitor and maintain time-space continuum." Herb infront them.

"Okay-" Klaus trailed off, not believing Herbs words, getting a hit in the back of the head by Lav.

"No, I was just there. It's awesome. Okay, I got to look at the timeline. I know what causes doomsday." Diego said as he looked at Allison, "Its Vanya."

"Vanya?" Lavender asked as she got the jacket and dress on before her and Klaus joined Allison.

"Wait, what?" Allison asked with a shocked look.

"How?" Klaus asked as looked in disbelief.

"She's gonna blow up the federal building at Dealey Plaza just as the president's passing through in less then one hour." Diego said a he checked his watch quickly.

"We gotta find her and stop her, now." Diego added in.

"Wait, Vanya kills the president?" Allison asked, still trying to wrap her head around it.

"No, no, no. See, the explosion causes the motorcade to drive off. Kennedy lives. Everybody thing Russia's behind it, including the president. He strikes back, they strike back. Before you know it, it's raining nukes." Diego spoke, meeting each of their eye slowly as he spoke.

"Okay, um."

"So basically."

"Holy shit."

"Ray? Baby? Ray? Are you okay?" Allison asked worried as she walked toward the man slowly.

"No, i'm not okay. First of all, this son of a bitch brand into our living room with yet another one of your brother, and he's talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings, and I got a dead man wrapped in my best rug, babe." Ray ranted as Lavender cleared her throat and elbowed Klaus in a way of telling him not to stare.

"Okay, can we, can we- Raymond. Ray." Allison went on as she lead him to sit down.

"Or we can have that shampooed." Herb spoke with a grin as Lav grinned, "We also provide body removal services."

The elevator opened they were in, being met with a blinding blue light.

"Why is she so powerful!" Lavender yelled as she was throw into the wall from the forceful energy. Allison exited the elevator as she grabbed the counter too quickly.

"Be safe, babe!" Klaus yelled as Lavender fought against the force while taking Allison hand to join her behind the desk.Klaus and Diego joined them a few seconds later..

"Who are we trying to save Vanya from?" Klaus asked the three as they squished together behind the small desk like counter.

"FBI!"

"But if they're all sucking ceiling right now, why haven't she stopped?" Klaus asked as he held Lavenders hand.

"Thanks for using your brain!" Lavender yelled over the noise as they took notice of all the FBI stuck to the ceiling, looking rather dead.

"Vanya's at the room at the end of the hall." Diego informed them.

"How do you propose we get to her?" Allison asked in disbelief.

"I haven't figured they one out yet." Diego said with a eyeroll.

"You can count us out." Klaus said with a knowing look.

"Klaus, it's Vanya." Lavender said in disbelief.

"Klaus!" Allison scolded.

"What? You guys should save her. You're great at all that hero shit." Klaus spoke as he looked over with the flask in hand. Allison scolded him and yanked it from his hands, "Listen, listen. Vanya would understand cause she has realistic expectations of what I am. And what I am is sexy trash!"

"You're a big pussy, that's what you are." Diego shot back at Klaus with a glare.

"Diego, that's my husband!" Lavender yelled at him.

"Guys, now is not the time." Allison huffed at their arguing.

"Why? Because I don't wanna die? Who does?" Klaus asked in disbelief with wide eyes, "And martyrs aren't around to enjoy the victory party cause their dead!"

"You are going out there!" Diego yelled as he crawled over the girls to grab hold of Klaus.

"Children, I married a child." Lavender groaned as Allison nudged her.

"Let's do this?" Allison asked her as she held her hand.

"Course, always the woman saving the day." Lav said as her and Allison squeezed hands tighter before taking a breath and going out into the force, pushing against the energy hard.

"Vanya! I don't think she can hear!" Lavender yelled as she ignored Klaus shouting for her.

"Don't stop trying!" Allison said as she squeezed Lavenders hand tighter as they hit the floor, "Vanya!"

"Vanya stop!" Lav yelled alongside her. She began to feel light headed as Klaus's yells for her became echoed, a larger then usual light flew form the room, sending her and Allison into a darkness.

•

kylie speaks.

lavender and
puke do not
make a good
combo....
lav and the
lamp shade on
the other hand
....