"Don't even say a word, i'm well aware I look like bloody mary." Lavender announced a shes marched toward Klaus who was looking around at their property in amazement, running his hands over the grass.

"Lavender-" he began with wide eyed and a innocent grin.

"Don't even talk, the day has been horrible and I need comfort." she whined while hugging him tightly, Klaus huffed in surprise with wide eyes before slowly hugging her back, "Sorry for all the blood, you should have seen the looks in the streets."

"Are you okay?" he asked with a hum, continuing to hold her.

"Yeah, i'm okay." she sighed while pulling back, "I probably need a shower."

"Well, I do think you could ben-" he began before she grabbed his face for a long and hard kiss. Klaus hummed against her lips with wide eyes, his hands in the air, no clue where to put them.

"Wanna come with?" Lavender asked with a giggle as she pulled away, seeing his wide eyes, she knew he seemed a bit not himself but learn not to question it.

"Jill-" he began as Lavender jumped up on his waist, Klaus grabbed the back of her legs to prevent her form falling.

"Jill can join again but I'm not sure the shower if big enough." she giggled while cutting him off with a steamy kiss again.

"Wait! Wait!" Klaus shouted as he pulled back from her.

"What's wrong, lover?" Lavender asked with a grin, looking at his horribly red face with a grin.

"You have to know something." he said as Lavender hummed and waiting for him to go on.

"I'm not myself." he spoke as Lavender shrugged and nodded.

"I can deal with role play again, just please don't do the cop and robber again... being chased naked and tackled was not very fun." Lavender said with a giggle that made him giggle as well.

"Dirty bastards." Klaus mumbled as Lavender grinned and pushed herself into Klaus harder.

"Yeah we are." she said while kissing him again, locking her legs tighter to prevent from slipping.

"Wait, wait!" Klaus repeated as Lavender frowned her eyebrows but hummed in hopes of him going on.

"You have to know something else." Klaus spoke with wide eyes and a look of disbelief, "I'm a virgin."

"That's cute." Lavender laughed, very much knowing Klaus was far from a virgin, "We can definitely pretend you are, how hot that would be."

Lavender kissed him again, and finally he kissed her back.

Then he realized who and what he was doing.

Klaus dropped Lavender suddenly as she groaned in pain from the ground.

"Klaus! Ow!" Lavender said as she kicked his leg.

"Ow! Sorry, the blood is just terrible." he said while pulling her to her feet again, "Very sorry for dropping you."

"I get it, it's pretty horrible." Lavender said as she dusted her hands off on her pants again, "I'll go shower and find you after."

"Great idea." he smiled while Lavender leaned over to peak his lips again before hurrying off to the showers.

Turns out blood was harder then it seemed to get off, how horrible it stuck to her skin as she scrubbed it clean over and over. And then the smell continued to linger which she had to scrub over and over again as well.

"Lavender!" she heard a familiar voice yelled as the bathroom door opened.

"Diego! I'm very nude!" Lavender yelled from the other side of the curtain.

"We aren't looking! We gotta go, we're going home!" he yelled as Lavender turned off the shower and poked her head out to see Diego and Klaus standing at the door.

"Home? Like twenty nineteen?" she asked with a crazy look.

"Yeah, as long as you put you ass in gear." Diego said to her with a crazy look as Lavender squealed before grabbing her towel and disappeared into the shower again.

"Yes! Finally! I miss normal talk, so much old people words here! Klaus! Are you listening to me? We get to talk normal again!" Lavender yelled as it fell silent while the two shared a knowing look from the other side of the shower, "Klaus? Diego?"

"Well, Lav, you see-" Klaus began before he was cut off.

"Ben possessed Klaus and is him right now." Diego finished for him as Lavender fell silent before swinging the certisn open, wrapped in a towel.

"For how long?" her voice was loud and angry.

"Well..," Ben trialed off, "Few hours."

"A few hours? Ben! You let me try and shag you!" Lavender yelled as Diego threw his hands up.

"I'm out!" he announced while leaving the bathroom, Ben not far behind.

"Hey! You could have given me a warning!" Lavender said as she peaked out the bathroom again to stop Ben from going.

"I was going to." he nodded as Lavender nodded, "But then you kept talking and I didn't want either of us to be embarrassed, and then I know Klaus and Dave-"

"What does Klaus and Dave have to do with it?" Lavender asked with a crazy look.

"You know, when he went to war and they were a thing and now you guys are a thing but now you can get back at him and say you're even." Ben was trying to make the situation seem better... unaware of how much worse he just made it.

"Klaus and Dave were... together in the war? Together as in a couple?" she asked. Lavender didn't know, she didn't know that at all. Klaus had always said they were best friends, his only friend and they were very close. She had no clue they were lovers, though they weren't together at the time... it still hurt.

"Oh god- oh god! Lav!" Ben yelled but was cut off by her slamming the door in his face.

"You know what? I wouldn't have even cared! But he could have at least told me! We weren't really together at the time but jesus! If I would have known he was grieving someone I wouldn't have jumped on him so fast!" Lavender spoke as her and Ben ran down the street together, trying to get to the alley way.

"That's what I told him but he- LAVENDER ITS NOT- wouldn't listen." Ben spoke, Klaus was trying to come back and shove Ben away.

"I'm gonna kick his ass, i'm gonna kick his ass!" Lavender announced as they rounded the corner, yelling from down the alley how they were here.

"You're here." Five sighed in relief when he saw Lavender.

"I see you got rid of the blood." Lavender spoke as Klaus and Ben began to fight over who was to be in Klaus body longer.

"Took a while." Five said as Lavender agreed.

"Yeah I had to use c-" she began before Klaus projectile puked all over her.

Five jumped out of the way as him and Luther watched in shock as Lavender was coated with the thick, white puke. Klaus was silent as he stared at her in shock, watching as she whipped her mouth and face of the puke while staring at him.

"Lav-" he began, Bens ghost on the floor, also covered in puke.

"You puked on me! And you lied to me!" Lavender yelled as she tackled him, the two not hurting each other but certainly began to wrestle.

"We've got a minute left!" Luther said angrily as he hit the top of the dumpster.

"Why didn't you tell me!"

"It was a simple task. It was a simple task! All we had to do was be here. Didn't have to fight a giant sea monster, no! An army of mutants? Nein." Five yelled, mainly to himself as he paced in the alleyway.

"I can't believe this." Luther groaned.

"Because I wanted you to still be with me!"

"It was handed to us on a silver platter." Five yelled as he began to pace.

"I would have been with you when you were done grieving your military boyfriend!" Lavender yelled as she became out of breath as her and Klaus laid side by side on the alley way ground together, out of breath.

"Could you just moan a little softer? My head is killing me." Klaus asked as he held his head in pain.

"Listen to me, you useless puke bag, we just blew are chance to save the world!" Five yelled at him as Lavender reached out for a high five but was denied because she was still coated in puke.

"Goddamn it." Five groaned as the briefcase began to make a static noise, grabbing it and chunking its into the sky, turning a bright blue before disappearing.

"I'm not sorry for kissing Ben." Lavender said as she looked over at Klaus, "He was great, by the way."

"Oh, I deserve that." he said while touching his heart.

"We were that close... that close." Five said angrily as he walked off, leaving the puke covered couple alone with Luther.

•

kylie speaks.

finally! the
chapter all of
you have been
talking about sense
season two began
haha, i loved it!
and ben and
lav own me honestly.