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𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 micaiahcarina's 𝖨𝗇𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗆 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒

OKAYY I SEE THE VISION
66%

U MUST BE SKUNKED RN
34%

jackharlow
𝖱𝖾𝗉𝗅𝗂𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒
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tf you still up for

micaiahcarina
...

micaiahcarina

micaiahcarina
why tf you are you
parenting me it's too
late for all that

jackharlow
bc you're up asking
dumb questions

micaiahcarina
this is NOT dumb

micaiahcarina
this is a cultural debate.
i have more of these on
my spam actually

jackharlow
i should be on
your spam 😁

micaiahcarina
no tf you shouldn't

jackharlow
but we're friends
now are we not

micaiahcarina
and when tf
did i say that??

jackharlow
on live the other night.
you were all speechless
and shit so i just assumed
the answer was yes

micaiahcarina
shut up tryna make
shit sweet nigga

micaiahcarina
nobody was speechless i
was tryna find an answer
but your ugly ass was
staring at me

jackharlow
and your pretty ass
was looking right
back at me saying a
whole lotta nothing

jackharlow
saying a whole lotta
nothing = speechless

micaiahcarina

micaiahcarina
ykw dr umar probably
hates me right now for
entertaining your
caucasian bullshit so
sending that in won't
change things

jackharlow
i was just making
a valid point honestly

micaiahcarina
abt what bojack
horseman

jackharlow
being speechless.
and being pretty.

micaiahcarina
you do know how many
times you compliment me
it's not gonna change my
mind right

jackharlow
baby no one's
asking for that

jackharlow
i just know what
i see that's all

micaiahcarina
right...

micaiahcarina

jackharlow
god you really
hate me huh

micaiahcarina
no one said i hate you

micaiahcarina
i just called you an
average looking
individual

jackharlow
ouch

jackharlow

micaiahcarina
don't act like
that hurts your
feelings 💀

micaiahcarina
ur a rapper. do you know
how many girls there are
wanting to jump ur bones

jackharlow
that ain't the same
sometimes we just
want a nice girl we
could watch friday
with

micaiahcarina
ur a terrible flirter

jackharlow
who said i was
talking about you?

jackharlow
unless you WANT it
to be you then we can
have something
set up

micaiahcarina
i'd rather be set up
on a cliff and have
someone push me off

jackharlow
and then we could
watch friday
afterwards...?

micaiahcarina
nigga i'd be dead

jackharlow
dead people can date.
you ever watched
a movie called
corpse bride?

micaiahcarina
have a great night jack

jackharlow
IT WAS JUST AN IDEA
WE DONT HAVE TO
DO IT

jackharlow
well damn
seen

cailyn, elisandra, amala and micaiah were all in elis' living room watching what if...?. and because it was them, they all added in their own commentary (pausing the show, arguing about shit then rewinding and continuing on).

the only one not saying anything was micaiah. whose eyes were glued to her phone, reading over her conversation with a certain jack harlow. she convinced herself she didn't like him. but she would find herself entertaining the boy's flirty little comments. she actually found herself smiling at them every now and then.

she knew it was rude of her. to actually enjoy him flirting. but she reminded herself of the same things. she was seeing jah and she wasn't seeing this little white boy who thought he was the shit.

"i still don't know how you two getting so pressed over a cartoon," cailyn groaned aloud. immediately both amala and elis went from coming for eachother to coming for cailyn.

"see this is that bullshit ignorant people say."

"oh sorry miss nail lady. go shove some nail polish down your throat or something."

"oh my god- mica, please tell both of these women that this ain't how grown women should be actin'," cailyn said towards her bestfriend.

but micaiah was too busy texting jack back.

"micaiah."

it took her a couple moments before she looks over at her friends. "hmm?" even her response was so closed off, glancing back at her phone.

"doja and elis are being kids right now, right?" cailyn puts on emphasis on the right, hoping she thought she was actually right. "right. right right right," micaiah waves her off, going back to her phone that had gotten another message from jack.

"see? now can we please watch a classic or something? i nominate pretty woman."

"no no no. look at her," amala mumbles quietly and points over at their aloof friend. her movements, the little smile that would slowly come upon her face and how she sat up with her knees propped up on the sofa, like she wanted to hide her phone from her friends.

amala probably was the most decisive one out of them all so when she abruptly got up to "get more popcorn", elis and cailyn only really understood what she was trying to do until she was actually doing it.

crouching down behind the couch micaiah was sat behind, she quietly and slowly leans up in hopes to catch micaiah slipping sending some simp shit to jahking (she was always an advocate for hot girl summer).

but when she saw her lengthy conversation with jack, her mouth hung open in shock.

"you dirty little liar!"

like she had witnessed an exorcism, micaiah shrieks and clutches her chest. she quickly locks her phone and throws it to the side. elis and cailyn stay put in their seats, occasionally eating the popcorn while laughing their heads off.

"doja! the fuck is wrong wit' you? sneaking up on me like you're jaws or some shit—" micaiah tries to swerve from the topic at hand but again, amala was the smartest one.

"bitch, the fuck is wrong with you? uGh, jAcK hArLoW iS sO MiD. i CoUlD nEvEr DaTe tHaT NiGgA hEs sO MiD!" amala puts on a high-pitched voice, recalling what she said while on live with her.

at the mention of his name, both the spectators gasp in unison. "okay this is better than pretty woman. way better," cailyn comments; elis nudges her side.

"but- mica, what about- what about you and jah? i thought you really liked him," elis sets down the bowl of popcorn. "i do like jah. no one ever said i like jack. but obviously somebody's big, half-breed mouth decided to twist the narrative," micaiah slyly turns her head to amala.

"blame the sneakiness on my white side," amala shrugs before climbing over to sit properly on the couch, "and this is a follow-up question. why were you smiling at your phone like you got told you were gonna get the attitude fucked out of you?"

instead of answering with the fact that she actually liked when he flirted with her, she used the easier excuse. "he's funny," she shrugs.

"he's funny?" cailyn repeats after scoffing; she didn't buy it at all. "yeah he's funny. y'know he's known for that," micaiah defends as she finally sets her feet down.

they knew micaiah wasn't really interested in getting interrogated but that didn't mean that they were buying all she was saying. she sounded a little off as she spoke but that could've just been their judgment.

"well, as long as you left that motherfucker dangling and you didn't flirt back with him. jah still exists," elis states. "ofcourse i know that. i'm not dumb," micaiah quickly says not long before they all go back to watching their show.

she didn't need to mention jahking, right? jack must've heard about them before. they were on the shade room too, the same place they got posted on. maybe if she did mention him, the interaction would've been much different.

she probably wouldn't have enjoyed it if she did.

𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐕𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐂𝐄 ! 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐒𝐊𝐈 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 .
ouuuu micaiah's dumb and doesn't know
that she infact DOESNT find jack mid
🤪 classic frenemies to lovers tingz 😍
also thankyou guys for TWO WHOLE
KS WERE PROBABLY GON BE AT 3
KS BY THE TIME THIS IS OUT I LOVE
U GUYS SO MUCH

also do i have any uk
readers here ? if i do ,
you guys are my faves
🥰 ( even tho my book
is abt an american man )

speaking of men who
are british , i have a
zayn book that i wanna
bring back bc i changed
some ppl ion like to be
villains and stuff but
i don't know if i should
do it bc idk if ppl are
gonna read it fr should i
should i idk idk ah 👅

ONE EYE OPEN WHEN
IM SLEEPING
😈‼️ ONE EYÉEÏÉEE