ཾ. ·˚ ༘ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 . ➶°⁂🎤
𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 -ˋˏ 𝑗𝑎𝑐𝑘 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑜𝑤 ˎˊ-

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: One and Only — J Hus & Ella Mai
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❝ 𝚒 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒'𝚕𝚕 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚕𝚕
𝚒𝚗, 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢. ❞

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micaiahcarina  guys pls respond quick all jamaicans sing about is sex and i just made a playlist full of jamaican songs for the cookout and ME AND JACKS PARENTS FINNA COME YALLLL WHAT SHOULD I DO

𝖵𝗂𝖾𝗐 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌

user1 DONT YOU SPEAK PATOIS HOW CAN YOU NOT HEAR WHAT THEY BE SAYIN??? 💀💀
⤷micaiahcarina it's such GOOD MUSIC THO 😩 i rlly can't make the music not bop like
⤷user2 factssss that music hit different 👌🏿

maggielindemann  girl... 😭😭
⤷micaiahcarina  don't do that to me pls i frfr need help
⤷user3  she'll send you that emo music that sell your soul when you listen to it don't trust her shit

user4  she bad but she dumb asl 😔 wasted potentialllll
⤷user5  naurrrr y'all just rude for no reason bro

urbanwyatt  i got a playlist
⤷pomba.___  baby that shit is so ass 💀 time and place to listen to that kind of music and it's not the time

user6  you look mad good tho idc bout the caption i didn't read it so congrats or i'm sorry fr 😍
⤷user7  grimy mfs

jackharlow  ...ya look beautiful atleast
⤷user8  ATLEAST PLEASEE GKEJFJSJFJSMA
⤷micaiahcarina  😑

sza  i got one for you
⤷user9  IN SOLANA WE TRUST 🙏🏾
⤷micaiahcarina  gawd this made my day ily solana

druski2funny  you restarting the roman empire or what bc where tf are you
⤷user10  druski leave em alone! 💀💀💀
⤷micaiahcarina  i'm not boutta speak on this before they cancel me for body shaming.
⤷user11  why the period getting to me so much 😂

"you look so beautiful, baby. c'mere, c'mere," jack emphasises his words as he pulls his girlfriend closer to him. sheepishly, micaiah lets him hug her with a stupid grin on her face. "boy, what?" the question gets drawled out but jack pulls her in for a kiss as his answer.

her arms go to his neck and his grip on her waist gets tighter as they back up into the kitchen island. finally, micaiah pulls away although she really didn't want to. looking her up and down, he bites his lip before mumbling, "you look mad good. like, i wanna take you upstairs and fuck up this beat good."

"y'all disgusting," druski pops up out of nowhere with a box and bottle of hennessy ontop of it. "now if zaza pops up outta nowhere and sees this mess, you'll be the worst godfather of the century. goddamn whores..." he murmurs as he walks away from them.

once he's gone, they can't help but burst out laughing. "c'mon," he grabs her hand and they go back outside to where everyone mainly was.

it was one of the hottest days of the week so ofcourse everyone was taking advantage of it and making plans to the beach or having cookouts. jack and micaiah's family and friends were the latter.

"this shit too big on my fuckin' finger," elisandra mumbles as she stares at her private garden ring that urban had bought her. "right?! and i told this nigga jack and he said 'wElL gEt uSeD tO iT 'cAuSe wE wEaR iT aLl tHe TiMe' i said not me but y'all be safe," micaiah replies, moving it around on her hand so it'd sit better on her finger.

"micaiah!" a high-pitched voice calls her name, looking around to see who it was. she smiles when she sees nemo's daughter and jack's goddaughter, zaza, come rushing up to her. "hi, baby!" she scoops her up in a hug before picking her up.

"guess what? me and jack were just talking about you," she tells her. micaiah and elisandra gasp dramatically. "forreal? what was y'all saying? good stuff i hope," she says and zaza just giggles. motioning with her hand for her to come closer, she whispers, "he said that when you guys get married, i'mma be your flower girl."

in her mind, micaiah did about 60 cartwheels that ended in a split with a whole lot of ass shaking. "really?" she says in mock disbelief. zaza nods, "and i told him that he's dumb because micaiah's way too pretty to marry your sorry self!"

this makes all three of them burst out laughing, so loud that jack comes up to them all. "zaza, you told her?! wow, i ain't realise i was dealing with someone for fake, forreal," jack shakes his head, burying it in his palm. "cry about it, boy," zaza rolls her eyes.

micaiah hands her to elisandra and they walk off. "what she told me though... are you bein' serious? when you say shit like that?" she asks hopefully. he grabs her hand. "what i gotta lie for, baby? i love you."

"i love you too jackman." she wraps her arms around his neck. "it's nearly our year anniversary, y'know that, pretty baby?" he mumbles, trying not to grab on her butt too much since both of their folks were there. "mhmm. excited as fuck, too," she says while her hands smooth over his chest.

"me too. maybe for the end of the night though..." he answers back, staring straight at her lips. "oh yeah?"    "mmm," he nods before leaning in.

"guau! manos fuera de mi hija, son!" none other than micaiah's dad, yasiel, comes swooping in to stop any public displays of affection happening.
whoa! get your hands off my daughter, son!

"papa..." she starts but he holds his finger up. "nope. jack, listen," he wraps an arm around his shoulder, "i like you. i don't want to end up not liking you. so when i'm in your vicinity, two feet distance. room for jesus, derecha?"

"d-derecha, pop," jack stutters. yasiel just nods, patting jack on the back (and pretty hard too). he goes to kiss micaiah on the cheek before walking off, munching on a rib that was on his plate. jack breathes a sigh of relief and micaiah starts laughing.

"no way was you actually scared. of a nigga that's shorter than you, too," she points out and he rolls his eyes. "pop has the voice of an old mafia boss or sum. you tellin' me that ain't scary?"

"i used to catch ass whoopings from the man. nothing's scared me since... except your face when you stick earbuds in your ear. look like a deranged pennywise," she mumbles the last part. "always talkin' slick—"     "aht! two feet remember?" she walks away but not before she plants a kiss on his cheek.

she goes to sit next to cailyn, who had a random auntie's sleeping baby in her arms since she needed to go to the toilet. normally, she didn't mind looking after kids but now she had to stop eating because of it.

"you good?" she asks her bestfriend. "that plate of food is boutta get cold. like... ugh. but what about you? your smile hasn't left your face since the start of the day."

"it's just," micaiah turns to look at her boyfriend, who was currently dancing with her mom while his mom filmed it, "he's so fine. like- fine fine. not just fine but—"

"fine fine. yeah, i would say the same shit about kai. it was past being dicknatised 'cause we had said our 'i love yous' so now... it's all so ugly. like- shit other niggas would do like gifts and all them lil' speeches, we'd call it cringe but what just 'cause it's them—"

"—it's all of a sudden excusable? i hate this shit; worse than getting caught slipping, i been on the ground, paralysed," micaiah jokes and both of them share a laugh.

"and to think this was the same nigga you were calling mid on live. now look at you, calling him snookums like he's a motherfuckin' dog," cailyn states which micaiah's eyes widen; she never told people about that nickname for him. "you think i didn't hear you on the phone that time you stayed at my house? nope, i was wide awake, word to katy perry."

"like you don't let kaimen tap into his mommy kink? who knows what other bdsm shit y'all get into, miss dominatrix? word to kat from euphoria," she snaps back and she knew that she had won when cailyn couldn't stop laughing.

"no but on some real shit, i'm happy for you. if he tries to mess around with you time and your feelings again i swear to god i will kill him but... i'm still happy to see you this happy. and he's a good guy. dumb, real fuckin' dumb but good," cailyn tells her, grabbing her hand to kiss the back of it.

"thanks, cailyn. i love you, bitch."    

"love you more, bitch... but lowkey can this baby get the fuck off me 'cause i can feel the lil' nigga's drool on my dress."

𝗷𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗼𝘄

𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗶𝗮𝗵𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗮

"i've been suffering, i've suffered for nineteen years, it's time for me to shake my ass on a yacht," micaiah recites the famous meme then poses, "in dubai!" she poses again. "in a thong."

"you look good in that thong, though," jack mumbles then reaches up from his seat to smack her ass. "boy! you need to learn composure. my shit gon' be red and raw like it's industry baby all over again."

jack and micaiah were quite literally on a yacht that jack had rented, quite literally in dubai. it was their one year anniversary and since jack had the money, he wanted to pull out all the stops.

"there's only one strawberry left..." micaiah mumbles from under jack's arm as they stare at the bowl. "well i want it," jack states. "so do i," she snaps back.

"rock paper scissors?"    "okay fine."

micaiah turns around and gets on her knees. "ready?" jack asks as they both make fists with their hands. "one two- yo, mica!"

he couldn't even say three since micaiah had turned around and grabbed the last strawberry to eat. "you know me. petty central," she says with her mouth full of food. snaking his arms around her waist, he pulls her down and starts attacking her neck with little bites and kisses.

because they were now laid down, she rests her chin on his chest. "i know i said thankyou before but thankyou. i know it's only our first day but it's been amazing with you," she plants a kiss on his skin.

"you're welcome, pretty."

micaiah had said thankyou nonstop the whole trip so far. it was mainly because her presents, although they were big, weren't colossal like his were to her. i mean a trip to dubai wasn't even the only present.

"now if i fall on my face, jack i'll be so mad at you."

"baby, i gotchu. you don't feel my hands right here?" jack runs his hands up and down micaiah's sides and she huffs. "i know you're right i'm just worried. okay?"

"don't be. now keep walking..." they walk to what felt like out the front door for micaiah and then stopped. "okay you ready?" jack mumbles in her ear. "yeah. lil' scared but yeah."

he lifts her hand from her eyes and her mouth nearly drops to the floor. a white g-wagon sat perfectly parked outside her house with a big royal blue bow on it (blue was her favourite colour).

"jackman you are dumb. oh my god! this boy bought me a- please, come over here," she pulls him in for a tight hug then kisses him softly. "i love you. like a whole lot. this is too much though," she looks back at the car, "shit i only got you a playstation and 2k! i should go bust down some more watches for you then come back."

"baby it's fine. i love all my shit," he pecks her lips, "thankyou for all of it. but i'm not even finished though. you gotta open up the car," he hands her the keys. rolling her eyes, she hits him playfully then goes to open the car door. there was an envelope on the driver's seat so she picked it up.

she opens it, reading the note inside first. "'happy 1 year mamas. i know i do too much but it's not like i give a fuck anyway. and since you always quote that fuckin' meme, i thought it'd only be right to gift you this. i love you micaiah.' i love you too jack. but what is.. this in.. nigga are these tickets to dubai?!"

"yeah, well..."

"so like, we're actually going to dubai in—" she checks the date. "three days?"

"yes baby."

"i might aswell drop to my knees in this very driveway."

jack lets out a low whistle once he sees micaiah step out in the bathroom of their hotel room. her black wig was straightened, her dress was long, black and had cutouts at the sides so her hips were on display.

"baby you look handsome. all this for me? ouuu, i wanna get pictures!" she raves like a little girl not long after admiring her boyfriend. he had on a black suit and tie, his earrings in like always and some louis shoes that she had bought for him not long ago.

"why the fuck are you so fine?"

"could say the same bout you. sexy ass," he mutters while looking at the pictures on his phone. she tells him she's ready to go but he pulls her to the side.

"just real quick. mica, i just wanted to tell you that i love you."

"i love you too. we say the shit everyday. but i wanna eat now so—" she steps to go out the door but he grabs her hand. "i just- it's something that would go with your fit, i think," he holds up a black rectangular box.

"these gifts, jack," she says softly and takes it from him. inside, a lavender flower iced out with pink rubies and a few diamonds on a tennis chain.

"i thought of getting you a rose at first. but then," he takes the necklace out of the box as he continues talking. instinctively, she turns around so he can put it on her.

"roses mean love until death but are all always tied to lust and- passion that fades out. lavender is that long lasting shit; dedication, loyalty, tranquility. all the bullshit that puts your soul at ease. kinda reminds me of what you and me have; that love that lasts long. i may spoil you but it's because of how much i love you. then after you, i'll spoil your mom, pop, our kids when we have 'em. 'cause it's that long lasting shit mica. i'on do this for any other reason than that i think you deserve it."

her necklace was on at that point, he was just still talking. "your face is red," she points out, sniffling a little. "i was nervous. your eyes are watery," he comments, fingers swiping the bridge of his nose. "that was just... really fucking sweet."

"i really do love you jack, i do. i love that you put in effort in a way that no one else has ever done like that. and most of the time i feel like i don't deserve it. but you make me feel like i do everytime even when i think i don't," she wipes her eyes, cupping his face in her hand afterwards to pull him into a passionate kiss.

"fuck you for makin' me cry."   "fuck you for makin' me nervous."

normally they'd say one more 'i love you' before setting off. this time, especially after what jack had confessed to her, the energy was different. they didn't have to say it for confirmation this time, the look said it all.

abruptly, he picks her up bridal style to carry out of the room. "this is a bit extra don't you think?" she asks even though she knew the answer.

"like i give a fuck."

as they were about to leave though, they heard light sobs coming from behind them. they turn around and right there was that same british girl that didn't have a name from the last time they fucked (in this book anyway). she still had the stack of stapled sheets, her hair slicked back except this time her onesie was a spider-man one and she had a tub of cookies n creme ice cream. she was also eating it and crying.

"god, it's literally so cute! i'm literally gonna jump, i'm gonna fuckin' jump out that window," she says through her sobs and mouthfuls of ice cream. micaiah and jack share a weird look then micaiah speaks up.

"d'you need like- to talk to someone 'bout it, sweetly?" micaiah asks kindly. the girl waves them off, sniffling heavily before talking, "oh no no no, the script here says: micaiah and jack walk out of hotel room. book ends with final message from author. you lot do your ting i'm good over here."

"you sure, baby? 'cause your eyes are so red from cryin' like you got high—"

"no trust me. this is how i cope. now go, go! you can't speak with the author too long before you start to disappear. it's fourth wall rules," she says, pushing her glasses further up her face.

so jack and micaiah did just that. walked out with eachother, laughing and talking about random things while just enjoying eachother's presence. enjoying the fact that they had reached such a good point in their relationship.

and if anything tries to fuck it up, god help them both.

𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐕𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐂𝐄 ! 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐒𝐊𝐈 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 .
is this the end? y'all this is really the end
frfr! BYE BC IM ACTUALLY SAD MAD
AND UPSET RN THIS IS RLLY THE
END OF AN ERA NAURRR I CYANT
IM HURT 😭

okay but while we're HERE,
i just wanna say thankyou
guys so much for every vote
and comment allat you guys
literally boosted my shit all
the WAYYY bc of this book
like i'm pushing 700 while
this book is pushing 200k??
never in my life would i
thought lil old me wld tuh
yallll

what jack say again? he say
there's moments i feel like
i'm the hottest i'm not the
hottest but i'm feeling like
it fr and it's because of you
guys! 🤞🏾 and let's get
something straight this book
would be 80% less funny
if it wasn't for y'all comments
i'm telling you guys. i love
you guys' comments like u
guys coming for jack's toes
gives me life in itself

also don't think this is the
ONLY jack book i'm putting
out? you must be a doofus
fam 😭 AS LONG AS THAT
MAN EXISTS THEYLL
COME PLUS NAIL TECH
GOT ME WANTING TO ***
JACKS ****** AND THEN
MAKE HIM *** MY *******
ALLL THE WAY INTO
SPACE

but anyways guys,
the epilogue will
be coming out soon
but i won't put a
message there so
this is really the last
one <33 i love u
guys ty for allll the
love! it means the
most.