𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜
(𝚊𝚍𝚓.) 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚌𝚑

BREAKING NEWS

Lilah Angelo, beloved Marvel actress who's debut movie was supposed to come out in July of next year, has now been reported dead.

The cause of death has yet to be discovered, but the actress has not been seen online or in person for over four months, leading us to believe that she has passed. Fans of Angelo are paying their respects by cuffing their jeans and wearing only black converse outside of the house.

We here at whyisitalwayse-news.com give our condolences to Angelo's co-stars, friends, and family.

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hello kitty
LILAH YOU ARE
TOO MUCH OH
MY GOD

the godfather
SERIOUSLY???

angel
I DON'T LEAVE THE
HOUSE FOR 4 MONTHS
AND THESE PEOPLE
GO ALL OUT

scarlet bitch
that's slightly
concerning

chubby dumpling
you need some
vitamin d bitch

angel
i'm actually quite
honored to be
dead 

hello kitty
why

angel
because then i
can actually tell
people that i'm
a ghost

angel
has no one else
wanted to do
that???

the godfather
no i do that
all the time

left boob grab
that's just because
you're you

angel
oh by the way
chris i had a question
for you

left boob grab
wut

angel
WHO GAVE YOU
THE RIGHT TO BE
SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL

angel
TOM WAS RE-WATCHING
WINTER SOLDIER
AND DAMN
YOU LOOK FINE AS HELL
ALSO SCARLETT???
GORGEOUS

scarlett
thanks babe

left boob grab

bobby newport
CHRIS NOT THE AVATAR
MEME-

chubby dumpling
YOU GUYS JAMAL
IS BACK

god of mischief
AHH YES

left boob grab

angel
AHAHAHJASKDKASJD

underoos
HELP LILAH IS DYING

angel
how would you
know if i'm already
dead

underoos
we have already settled
this lilah, you are
only a little bit dead.
on the inside.

angel
yes i know

scarjo
i'm glad jamal
is back i missed
him

left boob grab
i was thinking about
getting some acrylic
nails for next week

underoos
wait what's next
week

angel
tom we got our
scripts in the mail
last month

angel
we've literally
been practicing lines
every day since then

angel
dumbass

chubby dumpling
can you guys stop
the negativity

the godfather
lilah why didn't
you leave the house
for 4 months??? i'm
concerned about you

angel
can you adopt
me for real though?

the godfather
are you older than
18??

angel
i think

the godfather
ok i looked it up-
yes i can adopt you
in 32 states 😃

angel
yay 😃

left boob grab
who's going to stop
them

scarjo
lilah.
why.
were.
you.
staying.
in.
the.
house.
for.
four.
months.

angel
i was nOT
um tom would
you like to explain

underoos
um

chubby dumpling
oh my god lilah
are you pregnant

angel
what the fuck
no

underoos
we were kind of
just chilling

bird suit
netflix and chill
or just chill

angel
did you know that
in cave man times
it was called
hieroglyphics and chill

chubby dumpling
so you are
pregnant

angel
no

underoos
but be prepared for
both of us to be
sUuUpPPerR depressed
on set next week

angel
what are you
talking about i'm
already depressed

underoos
do you need me
to hug you

angel
tom you're already
hugging me

underoos
yeah but do you
want me to hug
you more

angel
i don't think that's
possible dude you're
squeezing my
brains out
pls stop

hello kitty
does anyone here
know what the flying
fuck is going on
with them

bird suit
i'm assuming they're
in a cult

chubby dumpling
yes the cult where
they hug each other
to death

scarlet bitch
WAIT MAYBE THAT'S
WHY LILAH'S DEAD

angel
i'm not dead lizzie

the godfather
tom you have to
stop hugging her
she's going to
die again

angel
i never died robert

hello kitty
i'm excited to finally
have scenes with you
lilah

angel
SAME

angel
but you know
what kind of
sucks

hello kitty
what

angel
all of my scenes
are with the
dumbass next to me

underoos
hey what's wrong
with me

angel
he won't stop
touching me

angel
it was fine at first
but now it's just
annoying

chubby dumpling
just tell him to
stop touching you

hello kitty
no means no tom

angel
no i've told him
to stop and he does-

angel
but then he comes
back an hour later

angel
he's like a mf
house fly.
a cute one though

the godfather

underoos
fine i'll leave
you alone 😒

underoos left the chat

angel
help i think i
hurt his feelings

angel
look

bird suit
good his feelings
deserve to be
hurt

scarlet bitch
honestly what
did he do to you
anthony

angel
hey but while
he's gone i'm going
to take advantage
of it and show you
this pic i found

angel

chubby dumpling
who tf is that

the godfather
looks like a mix between
liz lemon and
sheldon cooper

scarlet bitch
liz lemon? really?

hello kitty
could possibly be...
an uglier verison
of dylan o'brien???

angel
*sigh* no

angel
it's my....friendboy.
boyfriend?
husband?
lesbian life partner™?
who knows
i don't
i should probably know

bird suit
ew your friendboy
ugly

scarlet bitch
wait guys it's tom

god of mischief
that is most definetly
not me

hello kitty
no not you
the other one
the spider one

the godfather
wait tom is your
lesbian life partner™?
btw you're going to
have to do an apology
video for that joke

angel
yes him
wait hold on i
recreated the pic

angel

scarlet bitch
talented

hello kitty
brilliant

the godfather
incredible

left boob grab
amazing

scarjo
show stopping

chubby dumpling
spectacular

bird suit
never the same,
totally unique

god of mischief
completely not ever
been done before-

angel
i think you guys
are being a bit bias

underoos
what are you guys
doing
my phone almost
blew up

chubby dumpling
we needed to quote
lady gaga sorry

angel
i think he's still
mad at me

underoos
well i guess you
should get used
to the space

underoos
you know...
for next week

angel
wow didn't need
to remind me of that-
but okay 

underoos
i still love you though

angel
i thought you
needed space

underoos
i    still    love    you    though

angel
 i love you too lmao

underoos

chubby dumpling
what the aCTUAL fuck

left boob grab
d-did you guys just
confess your love
for each other over
text

the godfather
i think they did

hello kitty

angel
oh- um yeah...

underoos
hahhahah yeah...

left boob grab
please do not tell
me you have been
together this whole time

angel

bird suit
youuuu fuckers

scarlet bitch
WHAT THE HELL

chubby dumpling
THE WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!??

angel
not the whole time

underoos
only since like
4 months ago

chubby dumpling
eww is that why you
were inside

angel
seb i still went outside
there just weren't
any paps

angel
never thought i'd
say that sentence

underoos
wait what do you
mean seb

angel
don't-

chubby dumpling
were you guys inside
for 4 months doing
the devils tango?

angel
the wHAT-

chubby dumpling
YOU KNOW
💃💃💃💃

scarjo
HE MEANS SEX

the godfather
he means were you guys
inside for 4 months
doing each other??

underoos
oh my god

god of mischief
robert-

angel
NO
GOD NO PLEASE NO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
my worst nightmare
has been achieved

angel
well not my WORST
nightmare-
but still

underoos
lilah you need to
stop joking
about your childhood
trauma. it's not
good for you

underoos
also never thought
rdj would be talking
about my sex life
this is great. (note the
sarcasm)

angel
and just so you
guys know we're
breaking up in
6 days

underoos
that's why i keep on
hugging you i don't
want to leave you

angel

scarlet bitch
tom i think this is yours
i found it on the ground-

the godfather
why are you guys
breaking up

angel
HAHAHAHA
funny story actually-

underoos
both lilah and i made
the mistake of not
reading our contracts so
we legally can't
be in a relationship
together until the
contract is over

scarjo
that's like the third
thing on the piece of paper
i have one too

the godfather
does it say something
about coworkers can't
date? cause yeah scarlett's
right

scarjo
i'm always right

chubby dumpling
wait coworkers can't date

left boob grab
did any of you read
the contract besides
robert and scarlett and i?

angel
no

bobby newport
i didn't

god of mischief
me either

chubby dumpling
wait ok then i can't
sleep in the same
bed as mackie??

bird suit
nooo you're so
warm at nighttt

bird suit
and those steel
blue eyes 😏😏

angel
our situation is kind of
different

angel
tom got a new
agent, his name is
michael

hello kitty
sounds like an
ass

bird suit
she hasn't even
told you anything
about him??

hello kitty
his name is michael

angel
and tom can't
back out now because
of the contract

scarlet bitch
these mf contracts
are getting on
my nerves

angel
and michael wants
to do a publicity stunt
so tom has to fake date
this girl named olivia

hello kitty
lmao is she
the girl one direction
wrote olivia about

left boob grab
is olivier even a person?
is olivier an emotion?
is she a place?
we don't know

bobby newport
NOT THE ACCENT-

scarjo
paul i think it's
hilarious when you
talk like the gen-z-ers

angel
no chadwick i
haven't met her yet

angel
but if she tries to
steal my tom i'm going
to poke her with
a knife 🥰

bobby newport
MY TOM 😭😭

underoos
lilah i have no doubt
that you will pull out
a knife on olivia-
but i don't think you
should

angel
why not

underoos
because then you'll
go to prison and i won't
be able to touch you
anymore

underoos
😏

angel
.....

chubby dumpling
you sure you're not
pregnant??

angel
actually yes i am.
and it's yOUR BABY

chubby dumpling
why did i believe
you for a second

creepy love stare
did you guys forget
that i'm still in this
chat??