𝚍𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚊
(𝚗) 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐

tomholland1996 tweeted:
went on an adventure today with my bro and lilah :)
photo credits to @harryholland64

74k retweets | 765k likes

lilah_angelo retweeted @tomholland1996's post:
me on the same cliff

68k retweets | 729k likes

zendaya: the hell are you doing with your mouth
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lilah_angelo: trying to touch my tongue to my nose obviously 🙄
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zendaya: idk but you're shirt is cute
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lilah_angelo: aw thanks :')
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zendaya: but i bet it'd look better on tom's floor
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tomholland1996: did- did you just hit on lilah fOR ME????
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zendaya: one of my many gifts. along with singing, dancing, acting, acrobatics, anything and everything
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lilah_angelo: you know i wouldn't mind if my clothes were on your floor, thomas
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tomholland1996: i-um- yeahyeahyeahokaycoolcoolcool
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lilah_angelo: OR YOU COULD PICK THEM UP AND DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR ONCE
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tomholland1996: why did i get excited for a second-
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username1: why did i forget that tom and lilah live together for a second-
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zendaya: none of us want to know when you get excited tom
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tomholland1996: nO NOT LIKE THAT GEEZ
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username2: username1 wait- THEY LIVE TOGETHER?????

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tea spillers

rocky blue
wtf lilah

shakesqueer
yeah wtf lilah

shakesqueer
wait-

rocky blue
i wOuLn'T
miNd iF yOur cLothEs
wErE oN my fLoOr
tHomAs

spoilerman
yeah what was up
with that lilah

shakesqueer
to quote you exactly:
"i-um- yeahyeahyeah
okaycoolcoolcool"

wig snatched
yes you were
very flustered and
everyone could tell

spoilerman
jacob you don't
even have twitter

wig snatched
i have secret accounts
duh 🙄

shakesqueer
smort

rocky blue
back to lilah
literally flirting with
tom in front of the
entire internet???

shakesqueer

shakesqueer
did you guys get
back to the states
okay?
did your plane crash?

rocky blue
did you take a
professional class
on how to change
the subject?

shakesqueer
no actually i didn't
go to college

spoilerman
hey neither did i!!

shakesqueer
twinsies!!

spoilerman
for the benefit
of the gc,
lialh and i have
high fived

wig snatched
am i the only one
here who actually
went to a community
college

rocky blue
i think so
anyways back to
the flirting

shakesqueer

spoilerman
you're my favorite
person on this planet

shakesqueer
what about jake
gyllenhaal

spoilerman
you're my second
favorite person on this
planet

wig snatched
bro you've never
even met him

spoilerman
oNE DAY ☝️

shakesqueer
one day thomas,
i believe you will marry
jake gyllenhaal

shakesqueer
if he can beat me
to it

spoilerman
i-um- yeahyeahyeah
okaycoolcoolcool

rocky blue

THERE IT IS AGAIN

shakesqueer
oh i see it now
okay i'll stop

spoilerman
but whyyyy
i like it

rocky blue
yall need to stop

shakesqueer
z i can flert with
you instead
if you'd like

rocky blue
....
k

spoilerman
this should be
interesting

wig snatched
i'll get the popcorn

shakesqueer
ok z rq lemme
just put you on
my to-do list for
tonight

spoilerman
wait no stop
i don't like this

wig snatched
i choked on my
forking sNAPPLE JUICE

rocky blue

shakesqueer
proud of myself
for that

rocky blue

wig snatched
THE FACT THAT
MOST OF YOUR
GAY MEMES ARE
JUST CATE AHAHA

shakesqueer
z i was just
kidding

rocky blue
...i knowww

shakesqueer
or was i 😏😏

rocky blue

shakesqueer
sORRY I CAN'T
HELP IT IT'S SO
FUNNY

rocky blue
anyways how's
your sister

spoilerman
eveline's fine
now go away

wig snatched
why u so salty

rocky blue
i wasn't talking
about eveline

shakesqueer
oh?

rocky blue
yeah i kinda saw
anabel a few months
ago

shakesqueer
WHAT???
WHEN???
WHERE?
HOW??

rocky blue
back when we were
filming in new york

shakesqueer
WOT MATE??

rocky blue
i didn't know
anabel was your sister
i've known her
for a few years
actually

shakesqueer
wHAT HOW

rocky blue
yeah i met
her when she worked
at a hotel in
la

wig snatched

shakesqueer
PLS SPILL THE
TEA

rocky blue
it's kind of a
long story i don't
wanna talk abt it

shakesqueer
okayyy i respect that
but still
what a coincidence

rocky blue
yeah but back
to why tom is so
salty

spoilerman

wig snatched
lmao wut

spoilerman
i am louis yelling
at harry who is z and
we're talking abt lilah

shakesqueer
i've stared at this
for 5 mins and still
don't understand

spoilerman
i was getting jEaLoUS

rocky blue
cause lilah was
flirting with me??

spoilerman
😠

rocky blue
i'll take that as
a yes

shakesqueer
timothy i was
just joking

spoilerman
i knOw

rocky blue
then why u salty

spoilerman
cause

shakesqueer
cause why

spoilerman
right i forgot we
haven't talked abt
'it' yet

wig snatched
what is 'it'???

rocky blue
yEAH GUYS WHAT
IS 'IT'???

shakesqueer
'IT' is a film directed
by andrés muschetti
starring harry osborn
mike wheeler
sydney novak
captain marvel jr.
that one kid and
that other kid

shakesqueer
oh and stefon
from snl

wig snatched
👏👏👏

rocky blue
you still haven't
told us what you
haven't talked
about

wig snatched
did you guys kiss

shakesqueer

rocky blue
WHAT NO HOW
JACOB ARE YOU PHYSIC
WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS
TELL ME I'M RETHINKING
OUR FRIENDSHIP

wig snatched
lmao no when i woke
up in the middle
of the night they
were sitting on the balcony
holding hands and i almost
threw up but at the same
time is was beautiful

spoilerman
so you don't actually
know if lilah and i kissed
or not

wig snatched
no i do not

shakesqueer
we did not

spoilerman

shakesqueer
AKHSDAJDHAK

rocky blue
WHY WOULDN'T
YOU TELL ME???

shakesqueer
because technically
it is illegal for us
to have a relationship

wig snatched
you didn't read the
contract did you

rocky blue
is it the contract
with marvel or the
contract with sydney

shakesqueer
i think its the
one with marvel
but i'd have to check

spoilerman
do you mean to tell
me that i can either
have a relationship
with you or keep
my job

shakesqueer
maybe???
but we're not
technically in a
relationship so i think
it's fine for now

spoilerman

shakesqueer
i actually can see you
because you're right
next to me and yes i
see the tears

⋆·˚ ༘ *🗡* ༘˚·⋆

Lilah scrolled through her phone and chuckled. "People on the internet are threatening to kidnap you."

Tom bolted upright in the bed, mass amounts of blankets falling off his bare torso. Apparently it was 'too hot' in this room, so his shirt had joined the boxes and still unpacked belongings on the floor. "What?"

She shifted on her side to look at him. "Don't be so alarmed, they said they'll feed you so it's fine."

"I think your standards of what they do to you when you get kidnapped are too low," Tom said. Lilah tried and failed to hide her flinch.

She forgot she hadn't told him about . . . what happened to her. It wasn't his fault, but it still made her skin crawl.

Her and Tom were lying in his bed, because Lilah's own had a sleeping Eveline in it, and she kept on kicking Lilah during the night. So at one in the morning, Lilah finally got up out of bed and quiety crept into Tom's room. Luckily he was already awake, claiming that he couldn't sleep because of the cup of coffee he'd had two hours before.

Why, she didn't know.

An arm slid around her waist, and her back against Tom's chest. Lilah rested her head on his other arm, her eyes flitting closed. She took a deep breath in and out through her nose, knowing that she was safe and protected here-that no one here would hurt her.

Tom wouldn't hurt her.

His voice was hoarse as he said, "I just wish we were the only people in the world," he swallowed hard, "I just wish I could be yours and you could be mine-and nobody would care." Lilah could feel his heartbeat grow faster against her back as the words sinked in.

When he didn't say anything else, she shifted in his arms, turning around to face him. His hands reflexively fell to her hips when her chest pressed up against his. She cupped his face in her hands and gave him a lazy smile.

"Someday," she said quietly. "Someday I will be yours, and you will be mine." A tear fell from Tom's eye, and she quickly wiped it away with her thumb. "And no one's going to care, because if somebody hurts your feelings, I'm going to beat their ass."

A hint of a smirk. "How romantic."

She smiled at him and glanced down at his mouth before leaning in to kiss him. She murmured against his lips, "Very."

Tom tilted his head back to laugh for a moment before dipping down and touching his lips to hers again. Lilah's hands moved to the back of Tom's neck, dragging her hands through his brown curls.

At the first caress of her tongue against his, he was immediately on top of her, a hand on one side of her head to hold himself up, his lips never leaving hers.

Eveline's voice filled the room as the door clicked open. "Hey do you guys know where-aH MY EYES! MY EYES! Wait why are you guys kissing-I'm so happy for you! But-aH MY EYES!" She whirled around to walk back out of the room, muttering, "Did I just feel all the emotions at once? Is that even possible? Do I need therapy? hA probably."

Tom and Lilah glanced at each other before hastily climbing out of the bed, tripping over unpacked boxes and dirty laundry on their way to the door.

"Hey Eveline-we weren't doing anything so everything's fine-were you looking for something???" Tom asked, putting his hands on his hips.

Eveline raised her brows at him, walking to the kitchen. Over her shoulder she said, "You might want to put a shirt on before you make the statement that 'nothing happened', Tommy."

Lilah sent him a glare before following her sister in to the kitchen.

"I'm really happy for you guys and everything," Eveline said, spreading butter on a piece of bread. "But please keep the-whatever the hell you call 'not doing anything' to yourselves?"

Lilah stared at her in disbelief. "You were the one who didn't knock."

"And how is that my fault?" Eveline asked, taking a bite of her food.

Lilah's jaw dropped open. "Okay I don't like you anymore."

Eveline started to walk back to their now shared room. "Fine, I don't like you either."

*three hours later*

After a day spent cleaning and unpacking with Tom, Lilah popped her head into Eveline's room. She was sleeping, but because of the slight attitude from earlier that day, Lilah picked up a pillow off the floor and threw it at her face.

Eveline sat up slowly. "Hello?"

"Alright major vine energy right there-do you want milkshakes?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

And that was that. Sibling love.

⋆·˚ ༘ *🕸* ༘˚·⋆

He didn't tell Lilah about firing Sydney.

A big mistake on his part, she could have helped him.

Helped him find a new agent. It was really hard, Sydney had been his agent since he was around eleven years old, and finding a new one would be difficult, but a man named Michael had rung him up and applied for the job.

And because no one else had called him, and he didn't know how to find the right person, Tom set up a meeting with him for next week.

So he had one week to figure out how to tell Lilah, help her practice the lines for her audition in a month-a television show she said was called The Wilds, and just spend time with her.

That last task was probably his favorite thing in the world.

When she would make him laugh at the stupidest jokes, when she'd let him lay his head down in her lap, when she screamed when something bad happened in her book, when she just spoke.

God, her voice was what really cause his stomach to twist into knots, what made every thought go out of his head.

"Ew you're thinking about her again aren't you." Eveline's words brought him back into reality. She was sitting beside him on the couch, watching a random movie that was on the tv.

"Wha- no. I wasn't."

"Really? Then why are your pupils so dilated, huh?"

"No reason-just thinking about . . ." he trailed off, no words coming to his mind to get him out of this situation. "When's she coming back?" Lilah went to go get milkshakes for them, and yet Eveline was eating cereal.

She rolled her eyes at his question and pointed her spoon at him. "You need some help."

"She's getting milkshakes and you're still eating cereal. I think you're the one that needs some help."

"It's called cravings. You know, when my uterus just decides to say, 'hey I hate you', once a month-but for five days straight? And I literally want to die right now, but at the same time I want to eat this cereal, then the milkshakes, then a trashbag full of potatoes, but at the same time I really want to run a marathon," Eveline said.

Both his mother and Lilah had trained him for this, Tom knew exactly what to do.

"Alright then," he said, "now would you like your trashbag full of potatoes mashed or baked?"