𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚊
(𝚗) 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

liked by lilahangelo, zendaya, lifeisaloha, and 698.6k others
tomholland2013  yay lilah and i finally have a picture together
tagged: lilahangelo

username1  *sniff sniff* is that a latte i smell
↳tomholland2013  yes lilah made us get them in every city we travel to
↳lilahangelo  it's our new tradition tom i explained this to you 🙄

zendaya  EVERYONE IT FINALLY HAPPENED. FINALLY
↳lifeisaloha  WE SHALL CELEBRATE WITH CHAMPAGNE
↳zendaya  you forget that most of us aren't 21 yet
↳tomholland2013  lilah turns 21 in 2 weeks tho
↳lilahangelo  i'm not really in the mood for birthday stuff this year or any year

evelineangelo  quick guys help the room service lady just came and i have major social anxiety
↳lilahangelo  hide under the bed and wait until she's gone that's what i do
↳tomholland2013  or like a normal person you could deny her services and move on with your day
↳evelineangelo  no that'd be too mean :(

hazosterfield  fun fact: the water bottle that lilah's holding actually has all the signatures of the marvel cast on it
↳username2  thank you haz for the fun fact

username3  lilah looks so annoyed in the first pic lol
↳lilahangelo  yeah that was from our last day in atlanta and i was mad that i had to leave zendaya
↳zendaya  that's too cute i-
↳lilahangelo  i'm just kidding the sun was in my eyes

username4  so you guys are in berlin rn??? come visit meee

sebastianstan  aren't you guys supposed to be making a movie
↳lilahangelo  only sometimes
↳tomholland2013  when we feel like it
↳sebastianstan  has the fame hit you like a train in the last few months since i've seen you guys????
↳tomholland2013  na we're just assholes
↳anthonymackie  well at least he's aware

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homecoming gc
(shakesqueer- lilah)
(rocky blue- zendaya)
(spoilerman- tom)
(wig snatched- jacob)

shakesqueer
okay its finally
happening.
i'm having an
existential crisis

spoilerman
omg lilah are
you dying

shakesqueer
do you even know
what an existential
crisis is???

wig snatched
no i don't think
any of us do

rocky blue
i do- i looked it
up on google

shakesqueer
wait i don't
know what it
actually means
tell me

rocky blue
*clears throat*
moments when an
individual questions
whether their lives
have meaning
or value- lilah are
you okay

shakesqueer

spoilerman
LILAH ARE
YOU OKAY

wig snatched
bitch you're
the only one
in the same country
as her

spoilerman
no i'm not eveline
is with her they're
sharing a room

rocky blue
ok hold on

rocky blue has kicked shakesqueer out of the chat
rocky blue has added smol bean to the chat

smol bean
hola who
are yall

rocky blue
hello it is i
zenDIEya

smol bean
*faints*

wig snatched
hello eveLINE
is lilah alright

smol bean
um she's lying
on the floor
and staring up
at the ceiling
with a blank face

rocky blue
does that classify
as okay

spoilerman
um idk it's lilah
so that's pretty
normal

smol bean
she said she's
having an existential
crisis.
whatever that means

spoilerman
maybe she's on
the floor because
you deleted her
from the gc and
we're her only
friends

rocy blue added shakesqueer back to the chat

shakesqueer
hello there my
NOT-friends
>:(

wig snatched
don't look at
me

spoilerman
or me i'm just
here for the
snacks

wig snatched
where are the
snacks.
tell me.

rocky blue
don't look at
me either

shakesqueer

rocky blue
can you just
tell us what's
wrong

smol bean
and get off the
floor cause i
left my bag of
doritos down there

spoilerman
jACOB THERE'S
THE SNACKS

wig snatched
🏃🏽‍♂️💨omw

shakesqueer
eveline i didn't
know you had a
bag of chris evanses
on the floor where
they at

rocky blue
answer the
question

shakesqueer
idk i just feel
like after i finish
the marvel
contract in a few
years then i'm not
gonna do
anything

rocky blue
i think that
after that death
scene you did
you'll probably
be getting a
lot of calls for new
movies

shakesqueer
.......
but you weren't
there for that scene

wig snatched
oh tom went
around the entire
building yelling
about how
talented you are

spoilerman

i did no such thing

shakesqueer
thomas i'm so
proud of you for
using one of
my memes :')

spoilerman
<3

wig snatched
you guys have
the weirdest
relationship-
i'm leaving

wig snatched has left the chat

shakesqueer
actually we're
not in a relationship

smol bean
wait i thought
you were

spoilerman
no actually we're
forbidden

rocky blue
wait the tea is
getting hot gimme
a sec

rocky blue added wig snatched back to the chat

rocky blue
jacob the tea
it's getting hot

wig snatched has changed the chat: 'homecoming gc' to 'tea spillers'

rocky blue
nice

shakesqueer
yea sydney said
we couldn't be
in a relationship

smol bean
that's some
bULllLlLllL shiiIiiTTT

spoilerman
ikr 🙄

smol bean
wait are you saying
you want to be
in a relationship
with my sister

spoilerman
n-no i never
said that

shakesqueer

rocky blue
hA

shakesqueer
you guys i'm out
of the existential
crisis because now i
can count on
a future love affair

smol bean
it's true she
got up off the
floor

wig snatched
GASP A MIRACLE

spoilerman
i don't want
to date you lilah

spoilerman
i want to marry you
and have your kids
even though that
isn't possible because
i am of the male gender
and i wanna kiss you so
badly because you smell
like heaven
(not sent!)

shakesqueer
awh why not

spoilerman
cause you ugly

wig snatched
literally all of us
have screenshots
of you saying she's
the most beautiful
girl in the world

spoilerman
......

shakesqueer
hey you know
what he said on set
today???
he goes:
by the way- wHaT's
a hOmEcOMinG??

rocky blue
AJSKAHKDSJH

spoilerman left that chat

smol bean
help guys she's
back on the floor

shakesqueer
quick everyone
tell me
you're favorite
vine

wig snatched
why

shakesqueer
survey

wig snatched
awh fuck i can't
believe you done
this

smol bean
so i was sitting
there bbq sauce
on my tiddies

rocky blue
bring the beat in
aNytHing fOr yOU
beYonCE

shakesqueer
wait haven't you
met beyonce???

rocky blue
oh yeah i forgot
abt that
HAHAHAAHA

wig snatched
no need to flex
like that 😭

rocky blue
just so yall know-
when i say
HAHHAHAHAH in text
i'm laughing
like niall horan

shakesqueer
NO BC HE'S
THE ONLY ONE WHO
LAUGHS LIKE THAT
I- HAHAHAHAHA

rocky blue
HHAHAHAHHA

wig snatched
HHAHAHAHA

smol bean
HAHA-
she's off the floor
again!!!

spoilerman joined the chat again

smol bean
nvm

spoilerman

wig snatched
no

rocky blue
no

spoilerman
no
hey z i need help

rocky blue

shakesqueer
you know everyone
on the earth right??

rocky blue
no??
did you think
that i did?

shakesqueer
you just seem
like that kind of
person

rocky blue
do you need to
find someone?

shakesqueer
yeah his name
is benjamin
and most likely
lives in new
york cause he's
just that type of
person

rocky blue
okay do you have
a last name? i 
could find his
instagram

shakesqueer
oh shit okay wait
you're smart i'm a
dumbass thanks

spoilerman
hey i'm the only
dumbass here :(

spoilerman
your dumbass
(not sent!)

wig snatched
we know

shakesqueer has left the chat

spoilerman
i was wondering
if for lilah's 21st
in a few weeks you guys
could fly to london
to surprise her???

rocky blue
yes then we can ALL
legally drink

smol bean
ahem you guys hello

wig snatched
sounds like a plan :)))))

smol bean
hELLOOOO????

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direct messages

lilahangelo
omg hi
(not sent!)

lilahangelo
i found you wow
(not sent!)

lilahangelo
it haseth been
twelveth years
(not sent!)

lilahangelo
why did i type
that way eye-
(not sent!)

lilahangleo
idk what to even
say
(not sent!)

lilahangelo
hey remember
when we got
kidnapped together??
:D
(sent!)

lilahangelo
shit.

benjihak
oh hi lilah

lilahangelo
sorry i didn't
mean to say it that
way

benjihak
wow it's been
a while since
i've talked to you

lilahangelo
yeah twelve years
is a whiLlLLeEe

benjihak
so how've you
been since the whole
kidnapping thing
12 yrs ago

lilahangelo
well at least you're
as awkward as me
(not sent!)

lilahangelo
um pretty good
recently

benjihak
wait hold on
aren't you the
new spiderwoman??
that's crazy!!

lilahangelo
right yeah i am
it's pretty fun :)

benjihak
i mean obviously
it is because you
get to hang out
with hot marvel
men all day and
fking tom holland

lilahangelo
and zendaya

benjihak
RIGHT OMG
SHE'S SO PRETTY

lilahangelo
I KNOW
AHJSDKHA

benjihak
and elizabeth olsen
👀👀

lilahangelo
and chris evans
👀👀

benjihak
wait hold on
my bi senses are
tingling

lilahangelo
hold on mine are
too

benjihak
hello lgbtq
community

lilahangelo
help why did
i hear that-

benjihak
idk bestie

lilahangelo
omg are we
besties

benjihak

yES

lilahangelo
AHH I'M SO
HYPED

benjihak
YAY NOW WE
CAN BOTH JOKE
ABOUT OUR LITERAL
SHARED TRAUMA AT 2AM

lilahangelo

benjihak
ASJDKASHDKA
YES I'LL MEET YOU
AT TACO BELL

lilahangelo
wait but i'm not
at taco bell
i'm in berlin

benjihak
that's only like
a 16 hr flight i
can make it

lilahangelo
wait are you
in new york

benjihak
yes why

lilahangelo
YES NOW I CAN
TELL Z I WAS RIGHT

benjihak
ew look at you
being all famous
and shit calling
our gay queen z

lilahangelo
*flips hair*
i guess that's
just how i be
now 😔✌️

benjihak
👉👁👄👁👉

lilahangelo
👉👁👄👁👉

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lilahangelo  um h-he just has a n-nice smile
tagged: tomholland2013

hazosterfield  fun fact: in BOTH of these gifs tom was looking at lilah

username1  okay seriously someone needs to give haz an award for giving us all the tea
↳username2  on it

lifeisaloha  that ain't no regular smile that's a boy in love
↳zendaya  agreed

tomholland2013  well you're really funny so basically this is just you promoting how good you are at making me laugh 🙄✋
↳lilahangelo  we both know that my jokes are awful and that you could laugh at a piece of bread falling on the counter
↳tomholland2013  but that's just because my sense of humor is broken

zendaya  the fact that both of you have now dedicated posts to jUST each others smiles- i want this kind of love someday

username3  zendaya i vOULENTEER AS TRIBUTE I VOULENTEER AS TRIBUTE I-

harryholland64  ew no he's ugly

benjihak  i mean...👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
↳lilahangelo  right???? he's so prettyyyyyyyy
↳tomholland2013  no you're so prettyyyyyy
↳benjihak  ok no stop pls no flirting in my comment thread i'm too good looking to be involved in your tragic love story 😌💅
↳tomholland2013  wait how do you know lilah????
↳benjihak  um...

A/N- credits to @angelicannlynn for da aMAZING manip at the top 😌