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𝚜𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊
(𝚗) 𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎

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lilahangelo  pictures taken over the week by the lovely harry holland. oh and the last one is my crappy one of tom :)
tagged:  harryholland64, tomholland2013

harryholland64  you wouldn't stay still god dammit so one of those is candid
↳lilahangelo  sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tomholland2013  why you so kyoot
↳lilahangelo  idk why you so kyoot
↳tomholland2013  because it's in my blood 😌
↳lilahangelo  shawnmendes who?
↳tomholland2013  why did you have to ruin a perfect conversation
↳lilahangelo  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
↳hazosterfield  who taught her copy and paste

username1  ohmygod the second photo you're gorgeous
↳lilahangelo  awh no u- i mean thank you :D

freyawalker  answer the phone please

evelineangelo  LILAHHHH can you come back to the states soon i miss you
↳lilahangelo  you miss me? that's a first
↳username2  🐸☕️
↳lilahangelo  but yeah i'm coming back at the end of the week
↳evelineangelo  yay then can we hang out?
↳lilahangelo  shore...

elizabetholsen  i can't wait for the premiere!!!!! i wanna see you :(
↳lilahangelo  me too i need help picking out my dress
↳elizabetholsen  AHHH I'M SO EXCITED

anthonymackie  lilah seb won't stop crying you need to come back
↳sebastianstan  YOU ASS
↳lilahangelo  seb are you okay
↳sebastianstan  ye- no.

chrisevans  rdj and i have surprise for you
↳robertdowneyjr  yes we do
↳chrisevans  but it's not an alpaca like scarlett got paul
↳scarjo  oh yeah, how is dennis?
↳paulrudd  pretty good actually
↳lilahangelo  i don't understand what's happening
↳robertdowneyjr  FOUR MONTHS AGO YOU DIDN'T TELL US IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY
↳lilahangelo  oh
↳elizabetholsen  it was your biRTHDAY AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US????
↳tomholland2013  you asshole why didn't you tell us

username3  when does filming for spiderman movie start?

username4  lilah angelo date me challenge

username5  do we even know if she's good enough to be in the mcu?
↳lilahangelo  i most likely am not
↳tomholland2013  that's not true i've seen her act she's really good at not being herself
↳robertdowneyjr  yeah and i already gave my stamp of approval

elizabetholsen petition for lilah to date me because she's so pretty>>>>

aubreyplaza  elizabetholsen i thought you wanted to date me :(
↳lilahangelo  hoLY SHIT IT'S AUBREY PLAZA
↳elizabetholsen  just because we're filming our movie rn doesn't mean i want to date you
↳aubreyplaza  well i want to date you
↳lilahangelo  oMYGOD
↳elizabetholsen  dinner tonight?

lilahangelo  tomholland2013  TOM ARE YOU SEEING THIS I'M WITNESSING THEIR LOVE IN MY COMMENT SECTION
↳tomholland2013  yes, lilah darling, i see
↳hazosterfield  did you just comment a comment...in your own comment section???

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wannabe aziraphale
tom do you think
they're gonna get
married

spoilerman
do you need
anything from
the shop?

wannabe aziraphale
what if i was the
flower girl
even though i'm
twenty years old

spoilerman
icecream?
spinach?
chicken?
bread?
fajita quesadilla?

wannabe aziraphale
wait what are
you talking about?

spoilerman
i literally said to
your face that i was
going to the shop
but you didn't
hear me

wannabe aziraphale
it's not my fault
i ran out of books to
read so your mom
gave me a set of
romance novels

spoilerman
did she now... 

wannabe aziraphale
tom help
why am i getting
interested in the plot

spoilerman
are these like
trashy romance novels
with pure smut

wannabe aziraphale
um...

spoilerman

wannabe aziraphale
no they aren't
pure smut
it actually has a plot
but the plot is trashy

spoilerman
thank goodness
anyways i'm about
to leave so do you
need anything

wannabe aziraphale
yes i need you
to come back
i need help opening
the jam jar

spoilerman
okay honey
i'll be home in
two flaps of
a butterfly's wing

wannabe aziraphale
LMAO WHAT

spoilerman
we sounded like
an old married couple
and i liked it :(

wannabe aziraphale
are you proposing
to me

spoilerman
yes

wannabe azriaphale
ok real quick
where are we gonna
get married

spoilerman
well obviously
it's gotta be
in a castle

wannabe aziraphale
obviously

spolierman
and then there's
a giant disaster
because it wouldn't
be a good wedding
episode without one

wannabe aziraphale
are you implying
that we're now
in a tv show?

spoilerman
yes
and then we would
fight back to back
and then we can
do the spiderman
kiss

wannabe aziraphale
you've really thought
this through haven't
you?

spoilerman
no i don't care
about you that
much

wannabe aziraphale

spoilerman
I'M JUST KIDDING
YOU'RE AMAZING

wannabe aziraphale
no it's too late
we're divorcing

spoilerman
i don't think you
can get a divorce
if you're not married

wannabe aziraphale
then let's go to vagas
and get married

spoilerman
where?

wannabe aziraphale
damn your britishness

spoilerman

wannabe aziraphale
di-
did you just use
yourself as a meme

spoilerman
di-
did you just stutter
in text?

wannabe aziraphale

spoilerman

wannabe aziraphale

spoilerman

wannabe aziraphale
THOMAS WHERE DID
YOU GET THAT

spoilerman
MUAAHAHAHA

wannabe aziraphale

wannabe aziraphale changed spoilerman's name to: dumbass

dumbass
*GASP*
why would you
do that i thought
we were married

wannabe aziraphale
yeah but then we
got divorced

dumbass
right-

dumbass changed wannabe aziraphale's name to: asshole

asshole
i-
that's fair

dumbass
btw
why didn't
you tell us about
your bday :(

asshole
so that i wouldn't
hurt your pride :(

dumbass
???

asshole
now i'm older
than you

dumbass
yeah but i'm still
an inch taller
than you

asshole
oh good you
still have some
arrogance left
i was worried

dumbass
what ever
happened to us
being married
i liked it better

asshole
too bad i'm
marrying
loki <3

dumbass
too bad i'm
marrying
bucky <3

asshole
we could always
have an affair

dumbass
😏😏😏

asshole
TOM NO
I WAS KIDDING

dumbass
awh :(

asshole
...
okay but only
on weekends

lilahangelo tweeted:
okay first of all he sits weird and second-
do you think i could get his autograph????

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tomholland1996:  i think that if you tried you could get me to produce and write a whole tv show for you
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lilahangelo:  AHHH TOM HOLLAND RESPONDED TO MY TWEET
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tomholland1996: can you stop
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lilahangelo: AHHH TOM I LOVED YOU IN IMDB