Osamu Dazai
Weird but Seggc Man

• It was an unusual meeting for sure
• You were sipping coffee peacefully
• Dazai walked up to you and asked you to do a double-suicide with him
• You politely rejected him - but after seeing his solemn look - you offered him breakfast
• He accepted and sat down at your table 
• And that is how I met your mother (or father) 

Atsushi Nakajima
Wholesome Sushi Baby

(This was a bit before Dazai floated down the river in Ep. 1)
• Atsushi was starving
• Poor sushi baby
• You were walking home until you found him laying near the river
• Being the sweet person that you are, you gave him a small bento
• After talking for a few minutes, that is when you saw a man floating down the river...
• Thanks for ruining the moment, suicide man 

Chuuya Nakahara
Angry Little Hat Man

• You were taking the train to your house
• Two weird guys sat on both sides of you and began to flirt
• Chuuya, being the angry little man that he is, noticed your discomfort and stepped in
• The two thug-looking guys laughed when he threatened them
• In the end, Chuuya was the one laughing as he rubbed the sole of his shoe on their faces
• You were scared but also grateful and treated him to dinner
• Luckily for you, he accepted! 

Doppo Kunikida
Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory but a Hot Smexy Man

• You were the new waiter/waitress at the Café Uzumaki
• "Hello, my name is [Name]. I am going to be your waiter/waitress today," you said as you stood in front of your table. "How may I help you?"
• Three out of four people ordered their food and drinks
• The last one, a blonde male with glasses and a ponytail stared at you
• You had to snap your fingers and he came back to reality
•  "O-Oh, just a cup of coffee please." 
• Dazai nudged Kunikida's shoulder and teased him 

Ranpo Edogawa
That One Friend Who Steals Candy from Babies

• You work with the police force on solving murder mysteries
• Ranpo arrived at a crime scene and provided help
• You accepted his offer and both of you worked together
• After the job, you both went your separate ways 

Yukichi Fukuzawa
Your Friend's Hot Dad

• You were at a festival
• A pole was about to fall on you until someone swiftly pulled you out of the way
• Looking up at your savior, your eyes meeting metallic blue ones
• You were in AWE
• You were still in shock... "U-Um- thank you!" You exclaimed
• From what you've learned, the man was named Yukichi Fukuzawa
• As a thank you, you bought him delicious takoyaki and crepes at the festival 

Ryunosuke Akutagawa
Eyebrow Thief

• You stole his eyebrows
• He killed you
• Lol you ded 
• Jk jk
• His mission was to protect you - the only child of Mori Ougai, leader of the Port Mafia
• He didn't really want to be your bodyguard, but he had no choice really
• Since it was your first day meeting the Port Mafia, you were intimidated by the members
• But with Akutagawa around and you being their leader's child, they treated you with respect
• Even though Akutagawa was a drag, you still had fun 

Sakunosuka Oda
Mr. Oda... MR. ODA! Oh my fuckin' gawd he fuckin' ded

• It was during your night shift at the Bar Lupin
• You were serving the last customer - Oda
• It was your first time serving the mysterious male whom usually kept to himself
• Deciding you had enough of the awkward atmosphere, you introduced yourself
• He wasn't a big talker but listened to your late night rants
• After closing, Oda offered to walk you home since it was a block away

Jun'ichirō Tanizaki
What Am I Doing with my Life

• Jun'ichirō and his sister were at the pet shop looking at the puppies
• While Naomi was distracted, Jun'ichirō saw you petting a small terrier
• After working up his courage, he walked up to you
• Both of you had a lovely small talk until Naomi became jealous and snatched him away
• Before leaving, he gave you a small piece of paper with his number on it 

━━ a u t h o r ' s  n o t e ::

Yukichi, please step on me. That's all I gotta say. 👩🏽‍💻

Yukichi : But I'm too old for you-
Me : I never snitch on daddy 😩

PLEASE HE'S SO HOT AND FOR WHAT??? ALSO IF YOU KNOW ME AND ARE MUTUALS WITH ME- I wasn't here ✨This is just an illusion - it isn't me ✨

Published :: March 8, 2021