#funny-edits 7

Khargosh the nakli iron man- Abe oye jaldi dal petrol. Shooting pe jana hai mujhe 2 minute mai. Agar late hua to mujhe panee lane ka kaam de denge.

Billu the Billeshwar- Eee bhaya
pahile paisa nikalo. Kadi- kadi noteva chahi hamra ke.

Chhotu the mahnga spider man- Dekh bille jaldi petrol daal. Mai tujhe sikke(coins) dunga. Kadi-kadi note ka kyan jhanda bana ke udayega.

Khargosh- Tu ro kyo raha hai bille?

Billu- Tu meri ex ke sath ek hi bike pr kya kar raha hai?

Khargosh- Teri ex hai lekin meri next hai.

Billu- Lekin usne mujhe abhi 10 minutes pahle hi uske liye paper lane ko kaha tha...aaaaaa...

Chhotu- Tujhe bahkaya tha maine billu. Kitna billa hai tu.

Billu- Ruk tujhe isi paper ki tarah fad dunga....aaannanannn...

Khargosh- Party Party yeah.

Chhotu- Tu ro kyo raha h hoba?

Hoba- Mujhe gandagi se bahut nafrat hai aur yeh Taegva..aaann....dekh nosy mai finger kar raha hai aur phir mere kapde mai pochh raha hai...a.aañnn....chhiiiiii..iwweeee

Khargosh- Oeeee..la taegva is stick se kar dun mai.

Taegva- Maja aa gay aaaj to.

Hoba- Jisne bhi mera hamburger and sprite liya hai lauta do. Varna mai use hoba ki aag mai bhashm kar dunga aur snakeu daal dunga uske upar.

Taegva- Oee tum logo ko pata hai mere ghar ke pichhe bhandara hai aaj.

Khargosh-Mai nahi jaunga.

Hoba- Chal tab khake aate hain.

Khargosh-Mai nahi jaunga.

Chhotu- Yrr mere ghar ka hi bhandara hain.

Khargosh- Mai nahi jaunga.

Taegva- Chuppp kar kya tabse nahi jaunga nahi jaunga laga rakha hai.

Khargosh- Ha kyoki tum log mujhe bar bar pattal leke bhej dete ho aur puri lane ke liye.

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