YOU DEMENTED LAMPSHADES

- bts text!au but it's mainly just taehyung :)

suckjin:
listen up you ugLY ASS HOES!!

juancock:
here we go again 😔

jiminieeee:
hi, hyungggg

agustdickkk:
why does jin look like he's about to explode?

agustdickkk:

vantae:
idk...what happened?

hoeseok:
oh shit did someone do something stupid?

you:
one of you is about to get an ass whooping!

joongles:
whatever happened, it wasn't me

suckjin:
someone atE MY FUCKING LUNCH

suckjin:
which one of you did it?!

agustdickkk:
i was out Hoseok today and we had sushi so not us

hoeseok:
👆🏼👆🏼

juancock:
can't have been me, i only had banana milk

you:
kookie, you literally just ate like seven boxes of chicken...

juancock:

jiminieeee:
:(((

jiminieeee:
i told you to delete that

jiminieeee:
but i didn't do it either, i was at practice

suckjin:
one of you demented lampshades must've done it!

suckjin:
food doesn't just grow legs and walk away

joongles:
sorry, hyung

joongles:
i was having lunch with the manager :)

agustdickkk:
*cough* kiss up *cough cough*

joongles:

suckjin:
that just leaves y/n and tae??

suckjin:
just tell me which one of y'all did it

suckjin:
i stg i'm not mad :)

hoeseok:
he's lying

you:
what was your lunch?

vantae:
y/n, nO!

you:
what do you mean 'nO'?

you:
i didn't do shit ?

vantae:
...

you:
kim taehyung, what did you do?

vantae:
😳😳

juancock:
well well well

suckjin:
my lunch was some stir fry that i made this morning 😔

you:
i think i know what happened to it

suckjin:

vantae:
pls don't

you:
i ate your lunch

you:
but i didn't know it was your lunch

vantae:
i'm begging rn pls stop

you:
hush up, tae

vantae:

agustdickkk:
this just got interesting

you:
bc someone brought me the lunch and said that he made it

suckjin:
WHO THE FUCK WOULD LIE ABOUT THAT? YOU UGLY FUCKERS CANT COOK FOR YOURSELVES

joongles:
taehyung looks very nervous

jiminieeee:
hmmm he looks like he's going to cry

vantae:
sigh

you:
that someone was taehyung

suckjin:
I DAMN KNEW IT

suckjin:
GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW

juancock:
taehyung just locked himself in the bathroom

you:
you didn't have to bring me lunch, tae! this could've been avoided

vantae:
you didn't eat breakfast this morning and i didn't want you to feel sick so i thought I'd bring you something 🥺

vantae:
i'm sorry, hyung 🤧🤧

suckjin:
sorry ain't good enough

suckjin:
i want my food back

you:
💕💕

juancock:
who's that for?

you:
for tae! to thank him for getting me lunch

vantae:
🥰🥰

hoeseok:
jin got inside the bathroom

joongles:
rip tae

jiminieeee:
you will be missed

agustdickkk:
😔✊🏼

hoeseok:
oh lord, he's getting whooped so badly lmaooo

juancock:
i get hyung's room if he doesn't make it

you:
call me when you get away from jin, tae 😉