BrokenHarts
so stranger,
you're not like some
creepy, 50 year old man
who secretly lives down
the street from me
and spies on me
through his bedroom
window are you?

TexasFriar
uh, definitely not

BrokenHarts
are you sure?

TexasFriar
yes i am sure

TexasFriar
i must have sounded
like an asshole

TexasFriar
i apologize,
i'm really sorry

BrokenHarts
it's okay, don't
worry about it

TexasFriar
well in my defence,
you sounded like you
wanted nothing to do
with me, so you deserve
an apology

BrokenHarts
what planet are you from?
because i don't know anyone
who would handle this situation
as nicely as this

TexasFriar
i'm just a teenager from texas
who happened to come across
someone beautiful

BrokenHarts
see, that sounds creepy

TexasFriar
what? respectfully calling
a woman beautiful instead
of straight up sexualizing her?

BrokenHarts
okay, you got me there,
that's quite rare. thanks
for being a gentleman

BrokenHarts
how old are you then?

TexasFriar
17 ma'am

BrokenHarts
how do i know that
you're not lying?

TexasFriar
why would i lie?

TexasFriar
what's the point?

BrokenHarts
because you're a
50 year old man
who secretly lives down
the street from me
and spies on me
through his bedroom
window

TexasFriar
no no nO

TexasFriar
i'm just a kid in
high school

BrokenHarts
okay, okay

BrokenHarts
so you're from texas?

BrokenHarts
let me guess, austin?

TexasFriar
damn

BrokenHarts
bet ya can't guess
where i'm from

BrokenHarts
because there's no way
i'm telling you

BrokenHarts
you could be a russian
spy for all i know
planning to track me
down once you've gained
my location

TexasFriar
canada?

BrokenHarts
keep trying kiddo

TexasFriar
kiddo? you're calling me
kiddo? are you really that
much older than me?

TexasFriar
i did fuck up bad

TexasFriar
because it would kind of
be weird to be trying
to flirt with someone
whose older than me

TexasFriar
hello?

TexasFriar
shit.
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BrokenHarts
how ya doin, huckleberry?
sorry i left you for
a minute there

TexasFriar
huckleberry?

BrokenHarts
what

TexasFriar
why huckleberry?

BrokenHarts
it suits you, i guess??

BrokenHarts
i looked at your profile
during art class

TexasFriar
why because i'm a cowboy?

BrokenHarts
exactly

TexasFriar
what class are you in now?
or are you skipping class??

BrokenHarts
hey, school might not be
my favourite place on earth,
but to automatically assume
that i'm skipping class, you
don't know me

TexasFriar
oh, well i apologize

BrokenHarts
but when you messaged
me earlier, i was in
history and when my
best friend's dad is our
teacher, i'm tryin to stay
on his good side

TexasFriar
sounds fair

TexasFriar
why were you looking
at my profile in art then?

BrokenHarts
so i know that i'm not having
a conversation with a 30 year-old
gamer who lives in his parents
basement and doesn't pay rent

TexasFriar
you're slightly
terrifying but in
a good way

TexasFriar
hello?
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