⚠️ A little sexual scene! (since you
guys wanted this so badly🙄😂)

CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
I DON'T LIKE YOUR JEANS

    THEA McCarty would rather be dead.

"I'd rather die than go to some birthday party for that trouble magnet Edward calls a girlfriend." Thea sat with her arms crossed as Alice picked through the dresses at the mall.

Alice picks up a dress, showing it to Thea, "the entire family will be there. You don't have to do anything, I just want you to be present. Like it?"

Thea scowls at the dress, earning a nod from Alice, "I was thinking the same thing."

"Shouldn't she be celebrating with her father? Doesn't she have some friends she can hang out with?" Thea whines, "Or is she that obsessed with Edward?"

Alice smiles tightly, "you'd be surprised."

"I doubt it." Thea mumbles before examining the next dress Alice held up. It was a knee-length velvet dark green dress with a lacy black design covering the bottom. Thea frowns, it was a pretty dress, "I like it."

Alice smiles wide, "great!" She walks towards the cashier to buy it.  "I do too!"

"I wouldn't like it on her though." Thea mumbles, earning a playful eye roll from Alice.

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     Thea and Alice arrive at school the next day. Thea wore her usual blank expression but smiled whenever she saw Alice smile, even if it was about her excitement to give Bella her gift.

The couple came across the stairway at the same time Bella and Edward entered from the side door. Alice jumps over the stairway, landing smoothly on her feet in front of the couple.

Thea rather slides down the railing instead, landing at the bottom near Jasper.

"Happy Birthday!" Alice smiles towards Bella, earning a shush and embarrassed expression from her.

"I thought I said no presents." Bella sighed but wore a faint smile.

Alice shrugs, "Yeah but I've already seen you open it, and guess what? You love it!" Bella releases a breathy chuckle. "You're going to wear it tonight, our place."

Bella grew silent, her body language seemed hesitant.

"Come on, please? It'll be fun." Alice begs.

Thea's eyebrows raise in amusement. Say no. She repeats in her mind, hoping she won't have to deal with the human for the day. A smile grows on her face, hope in her eyes.

Bella's shoulders fall, her smile growing. "Okay." She gives in. Alice cheers.

Thea tilts her head in confusion, and her smile fades, "Why would she—" her eyes slowly look over to Jasper, who wore a faint grin. Thea slaps his arm, causing him to hiss.

"Ouch."

"I was this close to happiness." Thea pinches her fingers in front of his golden eyes. Alice skips her way over to Thea, lacing their arms.

Bella realizes what suddenly caused her change in mood, "Jasper, no fair with the mood control thing."

Jasper smiles, "Sorry, Bella. Happy—"

Bella gives him a look.

"... never mind."

"Today is going to be great!" Alice pulls Thea away from the couple but Thea still had the chance to send Bella a glare.

Bella frowns as she watches them walk away. "Why does she hate my guts so much?"

Edward sighs, his arms falling around Bella's shoulder. "She doesn't warm up to people easily...I'm sure she'll get used to you."

Bella raised a brow, "I doubt it."

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     Thea wished it was summer again. She hated being in school but thank god she's a senior for what may be the millionth time. During the summer, she'd gone on a girl's trip with Carmilla for about a month. Traveling across different parts of the world to explore.

Thea was hesitant at first, she was so glued to the hip with Alice, that she was terrified to be anywhere without her. With some convincing, and mentioning of not having to see Bella Swan, Alice persuaded her to go on the trip and Thea had the best time.

Thea nearly forgot Forks.

Keyword: Nearly.

Thea cringed as boys walked in drowning themselves in cologne. She heard the obnoxious girl pop her bubble gum, making her nearly snap the pencil in her hands.

Alice looks at her wife up and down slowly, "You okay?"

"Mhm." Thea barely responds, her eyes burning holes into the loudest girl in the classroom. She hated when people were loud first thing in the morning.

Thea leans up, sighing. She began leaving scribbles on her desk, doing her best to distract herself.

Alice leans forward as well, her lips grazing against Thea's ear nearly causing her to jump out of her seat, "how about we go to the library after school? We can read together."

Thea snaps her annoyed eyes towards her wife, her annoyed expression immediately drops and her face grows soft.

They hadn't been to the library in a while. It was their peace.

"Don't you have a birthday party to plan for the human?" Thea frowns when thinking of Bella.

"I can tell Rose and Esme to start setting up and I'll finish when we get there." Alice places her hand on top of Thea's.

Thea smiles faintly, "Okay."

"Yeah?" Alice raises her brow with a happy smile.

"Yeah." Thea chuckles as Alice leaves a kiss on her nose.

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     The library seemed quiet when Alice and Thea arrived.  There were a few teenagers around searching for books, checking out, or simply studying in the library.

Thea was laid up in Alice's arm, both of the reading East of Eden by John Steinbeck. Alice was running her fingers through Thea's hair as she read, only causing Thea to pull Alice closer and relax deeper into her hold.

"I know this is a bad time to ask this but...you have an outfit, right?" Alice whispers.

Thea squints, "Those aren't the words on the page, Alice."

"Sorry." Alice kisses her head, "but you do, right?"

Thea sighs heavily, "Nope."

"Thea." Alice frowns.

"What? At least I'm showing up." Thea retorts, "The human didn't even want a gift, much less a party. The only reason I'm attending is for you, because I know how much this means to you, and because I love you, not her. Anything you care about, I care about...except for that human obviously."

Alice sighed but she understood, "Well...can you wear a dress or something that's not jeans and a coat."

Thea looks up at her, glaring playfully, "I like my jeans. You don't like my jeans?"

Alice wore a faint smirk, "not really."

"Well, that's too bad because I'm wearing them." Thea scoffs, seeing a certain look in Alice's eyes. Thea suddenly got quiet, "what?"

Alice was just as quiet, putting the book down. Her eyes travel down to the jeans Thea is wearing.

Thea bit her cheek, "Alice, we're in a library."

Thea was grinning hard, "We should get home."

Alice raises a brow, amused, "Oh, so now you want to go home?" She turns Thea to face her, beginning to unbutton her pants.

"Alice." Thea nearly squeals at the feeling of her pants being unbuttoned. She covers her face with a book off the shelf. "What would make you think I would want to do this here?!" She says in a hushed whisper.

Alice looks up at her, "I can see the future, remember?" Her face disappears between her legs.

Thea's eyes were wide, "Al—ah." Thea bites her tongue at the feeling of Alice's tongue moving against her clit.

Thea was smiling too hard for her own good.

This is wrong, right?

But damn it feels good.

Thea's face scrunches as Alice's tongue begins moving faster. "God." Thea's hand comes up to a shelf, her strength immediately causing it to crack.

"Alice," Thea calls her name, her voice still a whisper. She had to be quiet or else this would end badly.

Alice places her hand over Thea's mouth, continuing to explore every inch of the beauty between her legs.

Thea is forced to hold in her moans, her climax only growing more and more.

Alice suddenly stops, causing Thea to glare, "what are you doing?"

"We can't be late." Alice pulls up Thea's pants and buttons them before standing up and grabbing her things.

Thea adjusted her jeans. "Seriously? You can't just do that." She clenched her jaw.

Alice wore a sly grin, her eyes soft. "Sorry, I just really didn't like those jeans." She shrugs, heading towards the front while Thea follows angrily behind her.

Great. Now Thea had to spend the rest of the night being sexually frustrated.

ragerwrites, Alice, you did Thea wrong with that one.

Update: I feel bad for leaving then coming back and getting you guys all excited JUST to have to live again not even 2 weeks later, so here's a chapter already pre-written.

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