046. money in the bank
˗ˏˋ twenty-nineteen results ˎˊ˗

monday, may 20th

After the events of the monstrosity known as the Men's Money in the Bank Ladder Match which we won't talk about until later, Becky Lynch's 24 special came on and it made me fall in love with her all over again.

You can guess that I cried a lot and most of it was happy tears because I'm so proud of my favourite wrestler. She's come such a long way, and I'm so happy to see her where she is now. I really needed that too, like damn. I was slowly starting to stop watch wrestling every week because I just kept forgetting about it, but that was everything I needed in order to get back into it. Gosh, I just love wrestling so much.

And oh my goodness, we can't forget about this:

He was crying, she was crying, I WAS CRYING. I was a mess last night.

Where did May go? Oh my goodness. It's almost over already! That's wild, it feels like it just started. Which scares me because exams are coming up really quickly and I'm not ready for them. That also means I need to get my shit together and before I know it, I'll be on summer vacation and hopefully I'll be updating on a regular by then (aHA).

Also, Mick Foley is introducing a new title tonight? Let me tell you one thing, it better not be another title for the fucking men because they don't fucking need anymore, I'm just saying. I don't want to see another title for the men because there's enough titles and they're not used enough.

Now, my dad and I would love it if they bring some sort of Women's Intercontinental Title so that way women like Dana Brooke, Ember Moon, Nikki Cross, all the women who are underused are able fight for something too because no matter how many times they try, they're never in the big title picture. But I can argue just as much about how the women are used enough either. Like shit, we brought up the Women's Tag Titles and The IIconics have held those since Mania and have barely been on television at all aside from Main Event!! It's ridiculous!

I don't know. As long as it's not fucking stupid is all I'm saying. It better be worth the "big announcement" because fuck, the Women's Tag Titles didn't get any hype at all because Alexa introduced them on her show.

BECKY LYNCH (c) vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Becky Lynch
Winner: Charlotte Flair

Of course, I was pissed. Yay! Charlotte Flair, AGAIN. We were all pissed. I had my tablet propped up at the dinner table and my whole family - my dad, my little sister's and little brother - were watching her match. We all shouted and started complaining, until Bayley's music hit...

CHARLOTTE FLAIR (c) vs. BAYLEY
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP - MITB CASH IN
Winner: Bayley

I may not be happy that Becky lost, but at least Charlotte Flair isn't holding that title. I'm thankful that Bayley cashed in when she did and she didn't lug the damn briefcase around for a fucking year. Like, bless! Hopefully she keeps it for a while or sum, and doesn't lose it the first time she defends it.

BECKY LYNCH (c) vs. LACEY EVANS
RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Becky Lynch
Winner: Becky Lynch

A great match!! Lacey looked great, I absolutely loved the money guns, it didn't really make any sense why she had them, but I still thought it was hilarious.

SETH ROLLINS (c) vs. AJ STYLES
UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Seth Rollins
Winner: Seth Rollins

Another great match!!

RICOCHET vs. SAMI ZAYN vs. DREW MCINTYRE vs. BARON CORBIN vs. RANDY ORTON vs. ANDRADE CIEN ALMAS vs. FINN BÁLOR vs. MUSTAFA ALI
MEN'S MITB LADDER MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Drew, Andrade, or Mustafa
Winner: Brock Lesnar?

BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. Y'all really telling me that you're gonna let this man who wasn't even in the fucking match take it? Y'all gotta be goddamn kidding me. No one wants this. Does anyone want this!!??!! After what those men endured and how fucking awesome that match was?!! Are you kidding!!?

NATALYA vs. NIKKI CROSS vs. DANA BROOKE vs. NAOMI vs. CARMELLA vs. EMBER MOON vs. MANDY ROSE vs. BAYLEY
WOMEN'S MITB LADDER MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Dana, Ember, or Nikki
Winner: Bayley

My prediction was right, proving just how fucking predictable Creative is, just saying. But anyways, good on Bayley. You go girl. Don't disappoint.

Naomi looked incredible, I knew exactly who she was right away (if you didn't, go look up Bunblebee because she kicks ass); Nikki Cross is always so damn cute, I appreciate her so much; Dana Brooke always looks so good and I demand that she be put in a title match against Bayley as soon as possible; Mella, baby, what the heck was that; Natalya, always killing it; Ember Moon is such a talent to watch, oh my goodness; even Mandy killed it, the whole match was great and didn't deserve to open up the show, it should have been further in there.

But who cares! They kicked ass. AND SONYA, YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT SONYA. She looked so fucking gorgeous, and she really carried Mandy up that ladder. She shoulda been in the match instead of like, Mella, but ya know, whatever, I'll settle for getting to see her do something LIKE THAT. P.S. I always scream, Put Your Hair Up and Square Up when she ties her hair up and it's worth it every time.

KOFI KINGSTON (c) vs. KEVIN OWENS
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Kofi Kingston
Winner: Kofi Kingston

I wasn't really paying attention to this match because I was writing my reports for my camp, oops aha.

THE MIZ vs. SHANE MCMAHON
STEEL CAGE MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: The Miz
Winner: Shane McMahon

BULLSHIT. Miz should have won.

ROMAN REIGNS vs. ELIAS
SINGLES MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Elias
Winner: Roman Reigns

This was awesome?!! The whole thing backstage with Elias getting Roman with the guitar, coming out and singing, then to have Roman run in with a great Superman Punch btw and then win in what, 5 seconds!?! It was great!!


SAMOA JOE (c) vs. REY MYSTERIO
UNITE STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
Who I Wanted to Win: Don't really care
Winner: Rey Mysterio

Okay, I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND THEN BOOM, BLOOD AND GORE!!! HIS SHOULDERS WERE CLEARLY NEVER ON THE GROUND!! GET SOME REFEREES WHO KNOW HOW TO DO THEIR JOBS BECAUSE IT'S STARTING TO GET ANNOYING!!!

TONY NESE (c) vs. ARIYA DAIVARK
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Wanted to Win: Tony Nese
Winner: Tony Nese

I was stirring the gravy for our poutine while my dad made the fries, so I didn't watch a single thing ahah.

DANIEL BRYAN & ROWAN vs. THE USOS
KICKOFF SHOW
Who I Wanted to Win: The Usos
Winners: I don't know and I'm too lazy to look it up!

I'll find out tonight most likely, so it's all good.

I'm going to go continue writing for other stories and feeling myself and enjoying the rest of my long weekend before I have to go back to my shit hole of a school again in the morning.

I will leave you with this that I just found on Tumblr, have a great night everyone!