044. wrestlemania
˗ˏˋ twenty-nineteen results ˎˊ˗

saturday, may 18th

Damn, I really haven't posted this chapter yet. I could have swore that I had published it already. Well sucks to be me, I guess. It's not like you guys really even need to see this at this point, it's basically worthless, but I suppose I'll still post it because Becky makes it worth it.

What I write in italics is from May 13th, what remains without italics is from April 8th. Starting now:

I miss Dean Ambrose already.

I wore my Dean Ambrose Asylum tee shirt today and I noticed some kid in my gym class wore a different Dean Ambrose shirt and I was just like woah.

BECKY LYNCH vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR (c) vs. RONDA ROUSEY (c)
WINNER TAKE ALL
Winner: Becky Lynch
Who I Wanted to Win: Becky Lynch

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. MY HEART LITERALLY STOPPED. The second her music hit, my best friend and I started freaking out, as usual, waiting for her to walk out and slay our existence... and there she was and our jaws dropped to the floor. We were in total shock. She just looked that good. We both sorta went, woah.

She owns my ass. I'm so proud of her. Right now, she's the only reason why I watch Raw or Smackdown.


BROCK LESNAR (c) vs. SETH ROLLINS
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Seth Rollins
Who I Wanted to Win: Seth Rollins

What a cutie. So happy that this is a thing. It feels so fresh to see an upcoming title math without Brock Lesnar in the picture. It's great.

DANIEL BRYAN (c) vs. KOFI KINGSTON
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Kofi Kingston
Who I Wanted to Win: Kofi Kingston

All of my favourites were really out there winning at Wrestlemania. This truly made me want to start crying my eyes out, but I had to keep my cool, ya know? I went home and cried though. I was just so happy.

TRIPLE H vs. BATISTA
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: Triple H
Who I Wanted to Win: Triple H

A great match! I loved Triple H's Mad Max entrance!

SAMOA JOE (c) vs. REY MYSTERIO
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Samoa Joe
Who I Wanted to Win: Samoa Joe

This sucked.

THE MIZ vs. SHANE MCMAHON
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Winner: Shane McMahon
Who I Wanted to Win: The Miz

This was such a great match. We loved it.

BOSS 'N' HUG CONNECTION (c) vs. NIA JAX & TAMINA vs. THE IICONICS vs. BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA
WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: The IIconics
Who I Wanted to Win: The IIconics

HELL YEAH BOYSSS, THEY MADE WRESTLEMANIA IICONIC!!!

But let's be clear, if they're the tag champs, why the fuck are they wrestling on Main Event when booking should have them on Smackdown or Raw (I can't remember where they're at) instead of wasting our time with pointless matches that we see time and time again. It's bullshit.

BOBBY LASHLEY (c) vs. FINN BÁLOR
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Finn Bálor
Who I Wanted to Win: The Demon

I KNEW MY BOY WAS WINNING!

Plus, why the hell is he in the MITB Ladder Match if he has the title? Elias should be in that fucking match and Roman should be doing something else. Do you know how happy I'd be to see Elias win that MITB briefcase instead of facing The Big Dog?

THE USOS (c) vs. ALEISTER BLACK & RICOCHET vs. SHEAMUS & CESARO vs. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & RUSEV
SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: The Usos
Who I Wanted to Win: Aleister Black & Ricochet

Sheamus and Cesaro should have won this match. That's all I'm saying.

THE REVIVAL (c) vs. CURT HAWKINS & ZACK RYDER
RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder
Who I Wanted to Win: Curt & Zack

FUCK YEAHH

KURT ANGLE vs. BARON CORBIN
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: Baron Corbin
Who I Wanted to Win: Kurt Angle

This was when I went for a bathroom break. I was a little surprised, but not really. I didn't care at all.

AJ STYLES vs. RANDY ORTON
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: AJ Styles
Who I Wanted to Win: AJ Styles

Was this a good match? I can't remember. Probably.

ROMAN REIGNS vs. DREW MCINTYRE
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: Roman Reigns
Who I Wanted to Win: Roman Reigns

Called it!

WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL
Winner: Carmella
Who I Wanted to Win: Asuka, Sonya Deville, or Dana Brooke

Carmella?!!!?? CARMELLA?!???

ANDRÉ THE GIANT MEMORIAL
BATTLE ROYAL
Winner: Braun Strowman
Who I Wanted to Win: Tyler Breeze

Who gives a fuck?

BUDDY MURPHY (c) vs. TONY NESE
KICKOFF SHOW
Winner: Tony Nese
Who I Wanted to Win: Tony Nese

Hell yeah!!

That's it! I'll talk to you guys in the next one which is coming really soon considering MITB is tomorrow and so is Becky's 24 Episode!! Also, damn this header looks great. Just look at her. I'm seriously in love.