043. wrestlemania
˗ˏˋ twenty-nineteen predictions ˎˊ˗

saturday, april 6th

I can't express how excited I am for Sunday night. There are quite a few matches that I'm not necessarily looking forward too because they don't really matter, but just the hype around Wrestlemania makes me so damn happy.

I am currently writing from the comfort of my mother's mini van as we drive from my cousin's baby shower back down to my grandparents house to drop my grammie off and then we're back on the highway to head to my dad's.

Before y'all say anything, I know. I've barely been on wattpad and it sucks because I miss all of y'all. I've just been busy with family stuff and school.

I'm going over to my best friend's house tomorrow for WrestleMania! We're gonna make burgers and it's gonna be a hell of a good time.

My math teacher and I were talking with a mutual friend of ours who also loves wrestling and he was starting to think that we were crazy because we started talking about having 'types' when it comes to favourite wrestlers and we laughed when I said that mine was long hair and beards (i.e. Elias, Seth Rollins, Drew McIntyre) and accents (i.e. Becky Lynch, Rhea Ripley, Finn Bálor). It was a hilarious conversation.

The only thing pushing me through this week was that I was going over to my best friend's and we're going to cry together when Becky wins both championships. I'm so excited, we've been waiting for this for so long.

I love this so much. It warms my heart.

It's been a long time, so let's get into this, shall we?

BECKY LYNCH vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR (c) vs. RONDA ROUSEY (c)
WINNER TAKE ALL
Who I Want to Win: Becky Lynch
Who I Think Will Win: Becky Lynch

I think that if honestly, Becky didn't win, everyone would riot. Let's be real. When Charlotte was entered into the match, it became the most disliked WWE video on their YouTube channel, that says a lot on its own.

And then there's Ronda Rousey.. but who cares? The only thing that I am excited about that has Ronda Rousey in the title is that Joan Jett is going to be preforming her theme song, but then again, that song is totally ruined for me now that Ronda uses it. I can't listen to it without groaning and thinking of Ronda.

I am so excited for this match though, it's going to be huge. I hope that they actually take enough time out of their 7 fucking hour show to have the match run at least 30+ minutes. I can't see it coming to an hour, and I'm really hoping that none of them run that long anyways.

While I'm complaining, the women only have 3 official matches. THREE MATCHES. AT WRESTLEMANIA. That is fucking ridiculous. Are you kidding? Why did they have to give Charlotte that title? She didn't need it at all. Asuka deserved to defend her title on the grandest stage of them all. Charlotte did nothing to earn that title and become an 8-time champion (9 if you count NXT). I'm really angry about that. It's a 7 hour fucking show and you're telling me that you can only fit three women's matches in there?

I don't care if they're finally getting their main event at Wrestlemania or not, the women are still being treated poorly. Change my mind. Let's just hope that none of the matches don't get cut.

Regardless, Becky is taking home the gold Sunday night and I cannot wait. It's going to be so incredible, I really wish that I could be there.

BROCK LESNAR (c) vs. SETH ROLLINS
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Seth Rollins
Who I Think Will Win: Brock Lesnar

My teacher and I were talking about how this would be the perfect opportunity if WWE wanted to take it in order to turn Roman heel and have him turn on Seth because of what happened a few years ago. We can't see this happening though, considering that Roman is finally over with the crowd and t would be silly to let that all go now. It would be a really cool outcome, but we can't see it.

Now I want Seth to win with all of my heart, but I still don't know if Brock will lose. We also spoke about how WWE most likely won't have Becky, Seth, and Kofi win in the same night. If it does - fucking incredible - I will cry, but it just seems out of place, I don't know.

I hope that Seth wins, so we'll just have to see what happens.

DANIEL BRYAN (c) vs. KOFI KINGSTON
SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Kofi Kingston
Who I Think Will Win: Kofi Kingston

If it were up to me, Kofi would have had that title years ago. I agree with all the people saying how other fans have been jumping on Kofi's dick the second he was thrown into the elimination chamber match because Mustafa couldn't compete, but I have loved Kofi for a really long time. I may not mention him as much, but S.O.S.? The shit. Trouble in Paradise? I used to lose my shit when I was little. He was never my ultimate favourite, that was Edge, but I always thought Kofi was really cool and a great wrestler.

It's about time he wins something. Daniel needs to go somewhere, I don't want him with the title anymore... and if he tries to complain, sucks because there are "no automatic rematch's" anymore, bitch.

TRIPLE H vs. BATISTA
SINGLES MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Triple H
Who I Think Will Win: Batista

It's not that I don't care, I'm really excited for the match because they're both kick ass wrestlers, but I don't really care about the outcome.

SAMOA JOE (c) vs. REY MYSTERIO
UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Samoa Joe
Who I Think Will Win: Samoa Joe

Rey is sort of getting on my nerves? Samoa better fucking win, that's all I'm saying.

THE MIZ vs. SHANE MCMAHON
FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE
Who I Want to Win: The Miz
Who I Think Will Win: The Miz

The Miz deserves better, okay? I want him to kick Shane's ass.

BOSS 'N' HUG CONNECTION (c) vs. NIA JAX & TAMINA vs. THE IICONICS vs. BETH PHOENIX & NATALYA
WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: The IIconics
Who I Think Will Win: Sasha & Bayley

As long as Nia & Tamina don't win, I'm cool. I would love to see Beth with a belt, what the hell... it might just happen. I would like to see The IIconics win, though. They make me smile.

BOBBY LASHLEY (c) vs. FINN BÁLOR
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: The Demon
Who I Think Will Win: The Demon

If The Demon is coming for Bobby Lashley, The Demon will win. End of story. I am so excited to see how his face paint is going to look.

THE USOS (c) vs. ALEISTER BLACK & RICOCHET vs. SHEAMUS & CESARO vs. SHINSUKE NAKAMURA & RUSEV
SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Aleister Black & Ricochet
Who I Think Will Win: The Usos

Um, I don't really care?

THE REVIVAL (c) vs. CURT HAWKINS & ZACK RYDER
RAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Curt & Zack
Who I Think Will Win: The Revival ??

I want Curt's losing streak to be broken. What better place to break it than at Wrestlemania? But other than that, I don't care about this match either.

KURT ANGLE vs. BARON CORBIN
SINGLES MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Kurt Angle
Who I Think Will Win: Kurt Angle

This match is going to be really boring, unless John Cena comes out. Other than that, even if it does happen, I won't really care.

AJ STYLES vs. RANDY ORTON
SINGLES MATCH
Who I Want to Win: AJ Styles
Who I Think Will Win: Randy Orton

It doesn't really matter to me who wins this, it will be a good match though.

ROMAN REIGNS vs. DREW MCINTYRE
SINGLES MATCH
Who I Want to Win: Roman Reigns
Who I Think Will Win: Roman Reigns

I love the both of them, so it will be fun.. but then again, ya just another pointless singles match that can be avoided.

WOMEN'S BATTLE ROYAL
Who I Want to Win: Asuka, Sonya Deville, or Dana Brooke
Who I Think Will Win: Mandy Rose, maybe Asuka

CONFIRMED PARTICIPANTS ⤵︎
Asuka, Carmella, Naomi, Lana, Mandy Rose, Soya Deville, Nikki Cross, Dana Brooke, Ruby Riott, Liv Morgan, Sarah Logan, Mickie James, Zelina Vega

As mentioned earlier, Asuka deserves fucking better and she should have her title right now, but anywAys, I'm a sucker for women's matches so I'm excited.

ANDRÉ THE GIANT MEMORIAL
BATTLE ROYAL
Who I Want to Win: Tyler Breeze
Who I Think Will Win: Probably Braun Strowman

CONFIRMED PARTICIPANTS ⤵︎
Braun Strowman, Michael Che, Colin Jost, Andrade, Apollo Crews, Titus O'Neil, Tyler Breeze, Jinder Mahal, No Way Jose, Bobby Roode, Chad Gable, Lucha House Party, Bo Dallas, Curtis Axel, Heath Slater, Rhyno, Viktor, Konnor, Ali, Shelton Benjamin, Luke Gallows, Karl Anderson, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Otis, Tucker, EC3

I don't really care about this match to be honest. It's just going to be a shit show full of tag teams and Strowman crushing them all until they get to the SNL guys. It might be a bit funny, but I'm not necessarily looking forward to this.

BUDDY MURPHY (c) vs. TONY NESE
KICKOFF SHOW
Who I Want to Win: Tony Nese
Who I Think Will Win: Buddy Murphy

Tony Nese is a cool dude. Buddy Murphy kicks ass apparently, this I know by simply reading pay-per view results.

I love Rhea, but the second I can get a gif of Becky holding up both championships, it's going to become my new trademark gif thingy.

I am so excited for this, I just can't sit still. I cannot wait. I hope to update throughout the day tomorrow, so I'll talk to you all then!