036. tables, ladders, & chairs
˗ˏˋ twenty-eighteen results ˎˊ˗

thursday, december 20th

So, there's this virus or some sort of stomach flu going around in my city and my family totally caught it and it hit us hard. It totally makes you feel like shit for 2-3 days and then it slowly wears off. That's my reason as to why I haven't been able to upload. My other excuse was that ever since Becky lost the title, the whole week has been horrible for me, but everything might turn out good in the end.

It is one of my favourite teachers of all time's last day at school today (even though ours is tomorrow) She has an ultrasound appointment tomorrow and her due date is next month. She told me that she will be getting a permanent spot back when she is ready to get back to work, she just doesn't know if it's going to be here yet or not. And since I've been out sick for the past day, plus the snow day, and I missed out on class on Friday because I went to my grandparents', she excused me and my group from the rest of our lab questions because she said it was the least she could do for such great students.

And of course, I had to hug her after this and I thanked her for everything and she started crying and I was about to start crying. I'm gonna miss her so bad. Oh my goodness.

At least the morning hasn't been too hard on me yet, it's been very good so far. Hopefully the cramps subside and I can get back to feeling normal and not sick again soon because there's a Christmas party tomorrow that my good friend is hosting and I can't miss it because her parties are the coolest. And I'm not the typical teenage party goer, you know, booze and drugs, and neither is she. Her birthday parties are always popping with Just Dance all night long, lots of junk food and candy, so everyone is always super excited to go.

I still haven't even finished writing Christmas cards yet. I still have so much to do and Christmas is in five days.

We should probably move onto the wrestling bit, now shall we?

I wrote this introduction piece when I was lying in bed on Sunday night. I was angry and crying, but I promise I'm fine now. Please, enjoy my madness.

❛❛How do I say this without going completely mental? I'm not here to offend anyone at all, but if you want to start talking trash, by all means or walk right out the door. I'm angry, so let me be angry. Allow me to rant for a brief moment.

First and foremost, let me give my congrats to Asuka, proud of you, but fuck Ronda Rousey.

Did she seriously have to?? Asuka couldn't have done that herself?? ASKUA COULD HAVE KICKED ASS AND WON THAT TITLE WITHOUT HER. Are you kidding?? You're telling me that Asuka couldn't have beat those women fair and square, so that you just had to bring out your most prized possession to ruin everything??

That was cold, Creative. Not cool at all.

Yes, I'm upset, but when am I not? I wish to stress that I love the three women in the main event match more than anything and I'm so proud of them... but they could have finished the match themselves.

I don't know about any of you, but I have been tired of this woman since the second she walked into the industry.

Becky vs. Charlotte vs. Asuka was the only highlight of that entire pay-per view. Prove me wrong. I am so happy that they main events because no match could have topped that. No other match could even compare!! I'm so fucking happy for all three of those women.

But all good things must come to an end. Ronda Rousey and her snotty little strut made her way down to the ring and tipped the ladder over. YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT.

Okay, I'm sorry - I'm done now - okay? Sorry. I'll stop. I'm sad and mad all at the same time, but I'll stop. For the better of my mental health.❜❜

I missed the pre-show again. Last time it was because I wasn't interested, but this time, it was because the stream wouldn't work! Plus I was watching some random musical on CBC that my dad thought I would like called A Christmas Carol: The Family Musical. It was so fucking funny, I was laughing the entire time. I enjoyed that more than the majority of TLC!! If that doesn't say anything, Vince, I don't know what will.

Ever see the ghost of Christmas past in drag? Her name was Plumbum. Or have you ever seen her magic not work so she has to get Scrooge engaged in a synchronized dance number to YMCA to go back to the present? I don't think so.

It was absolutely delightful. I would love to own it on DVD.

My stream finally managed to work just as Carmella and R-Truth picked up the win becoming the second ever Mixed Match Challenge Champions. This is wonderful, I'm very excited about it too... but why give up the number 30 slot in the Royal Rumble? That's supposed to be the biggest surprise of the night?! You never know who is gonna walk out there, man. Watch R-Truth show up during the women's Royal Rumble and get his ass kicked by Becky Lynch.

❛❛Other than that, the show was sorta bland but it wasn't horrible. Nothing else sparked my eye as much as Becky's match did. And not only did they spark my eye, they made them cry too. Now I can't breathe through my nose because I cried and now it's stuffy. Great. ❜❜

BECKY LYNCH (c) vs. CHARLOTTE FLAIR vs. ASUKA
TLC MATCH FOR THE SMACKDOWN WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Winner: Asuka

Asuka looks so damn good as champion and I'm very happy for her. The Man doesn't need the championship, The Man made that championship. Am I happy that Ronda Rousey will be handled with at Wrestlemania when she faces Becky for the title in a main event for the championship after winning the Royal Rumble. That sounds like some good ass fucking booking if the McMahon's want to give us "what we want".

RONDA ROUSEY (c) vs. NIA JAX
RAW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Ronda Rousey

BECKY ATTACKED NIA BACKSTAGE AFTER THE MATCH. SHE SAID, "REMEMBER WHEN YOU BROKE MY FACE?" AHHHHH

I screamed and then my Dad got mad at me because my siblings were trying to sleep.

DANIEL BRYAN (c) vs. AJ STYLES
WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Daniel Bryan

I don't even think that I was paying attention to this match. I don't really care, ahaha. AJ Styles can step out of the spotlight now. As much as he is a great wrestler, he's held the title for over a year, I think we've all gotten tired of him trying to get it back. I just want something new.

SETH ROLLINS (c) vs. DEAN AMBROSE
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winner: Dean Ambrose

I did not expect this to happen! Hell yeah, Dean. I didn't get to see all the shit that went down on Raw after TLC though. All I know is that he came out with his masked henchmen again and one of them turned out to be Seth. My friend said it was awesome.

THE BAR (c) vs. THE USOS vs. THE NEW DAY
SMACKDOWN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Winners: The Bar

Was I surprised? Nah. Has this match happened a million times? Yah. Do I ever get tired of any of these three teams? Sometimes.

BRAUN STROWMAN vs. BARON CORBIN
TLC MATCH
Winner: Braun Strowman

Yaay. We get to see another Braun Strowman vs. Brock Lesnar match at the Rumble. I doubt this will go the way I want it to.

FINN BÁLOR vs. DREW MCINTYRE
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: Finn Bálor

Great job, Finn. He makes me so proud.

REY MYSETRIO vs. RANDY ORTON
CHAIRS MATCH
Winner: Rey Mysetrio

Didn't watch it, I missed it. I had to wash dishes.

NATAYLA vs. RUBY RIOTT
TABLES MATCH
Winner: Natayla

Great match! I enjoyed it a lot! Natayla really killed it.

FABULOUS TRUTH vs. MAHALICIA
MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE FINALS
Winners: Fabulous Truth

I love them so much.

ELIAS vs. BOBBY LASHLEY
LADDERS MATCH
Winner: Elias

As I mentioned, I missed this one! I was upset that I did too. I bet it was great, though.

BUDDY MURPHY (c) vs. CEDRIC ALEXANDER
SINGLES MATCH
Winner: Buddy Murphy

I don't watch 205 Live so.. congratulations for retaining, I suppose.

Now I have to go and down some more Tylenol, I'll update most likely whenever I can. The holiday season is always hectic, so I don't know when I'll be able to post again, but I'll try.

Happy Holidays, everyone. xx