04/17/17

i'm totally behind on writing this chapter – only because it was my birthday yesterday – but i wanted to talk a little about the superstar shakeup that happened recently on the past monday night raw and smackdown live.

— N E W  T O  R A W —

1. miz & maryse
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yay, my mom and dad are on raw. honestly, the only people that they were really feuding with was john & nikki and it got kinda boring after the newly engaged won the match at wrestlemania (because it was a shitty win, short of. maryse didn't get one hit in.) i'm very happy they were moved, it was a good choice.

2. dean ambrose
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all i can think about is how renee must feel having her husband on raw and having her stay behind on smackdown all on her own. yes, my other mom and dad are apparently married now. i wasn't informed, neither was the world until monday night when fans noticed a ring on dean's finger and a ring on renee's finger on talking smack.

3. bray wyatt
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aww, i'm really going to miss bray vs. randy. i'm really going to miss it. it was so entertaining, it was honestly one of the best rivalries wwe has had in awhile.

4. alexa bliss
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aw, little miss bliss was sent to raw. that makes me really sad because i loved all the trash talk she was involved in with the women of smackdown live. all the disses between her and becky, her and carmella, everyone. ugh.

5. mickie james
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i could care less where mickie goes, she fits in great on any show.

6. apollo crews
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don't care.

7. kalisto
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why would i care? #sorrynotsorry

8. heath slater & rhyno
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meh, congrats heath, you may get a raise to help it your family.

9. curt hawkins
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who would even give a shit?

10. elias samson
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should i know who this is? is he from nxt or something? because otherwise, i still wouldn't know who he is because i can't watch it.

Future me is laughing my ass off right now. Girl, you're gonna love him.

— N E W  T O  S M A C K D O W N —

1. kevin owens
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i can't stand to even look at him, why would i care of what brand he is on?

2. tamina snuka
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HELL YEAH!

3. charlotte flair
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all i can say is thank god, we won't have to see anymore charlotte vs. sasha.

4. the new day
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good, there's nothing for them to do on raw anymore, honestly bahaha.

5. rusev
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he's awesome, who cares about what brand he's on.

6. lana
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yes! yes! yes!

7. sami zayn
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i'm so happy for sami. raw treated him like shit, made him work his ass for just for a chance to have a match that night, yet he goes to smackdown, first night he gets a number one contenders match (he lost sadly.)

8. the shining stars
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i don't really care where these guys go.

9. sin cara
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same with sin cara, he can be anywhere and be fine in my opinion. they don't do anything with him anymore.

10. jinder mahal
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and cool, i'm not really the biggest fan, but he's alright.