A Phabulous poetry piece by none other than our third-in-command, resident poet, ANOTHER USELESS HUMAN CJ!!!!!! *distant clapping and whistling* heres his account just in case you haven't memorized it already- @AnotherUselssHumanCJ 

The ocean is his territory no matter light or dark

The oceans residents shall be happy

Any places he goes he leaves a mark

If you're around him don't act sappy.

The king's skin is grey

He's a mighty sea lion

He lives in Morro Bay

Insult his pail you'll end up dyin'

The others can try

To take his title

He'll stare into your soul through your eye

Any attempts in the end will be futile.

THATS ALL FOLKS!!