By yours truly,

=Vastly Ghastly Dastardly Deeds= 

Oh Gerald, 

Oh Gerald, 

You smell sort of feral 

The stench you wrench 

Will leave your enemies on bench 

What is this scent you have conjured?

Is it something to dare ponder? 

Of fish and belongings the sea has claimed

Your glossy coat and bliss it hath baned

Our polluted oceans and oil dumps broad 

Have ruined your perfect and beauteous bod 

Who has given this much thought?

We must sue China for this dubious fraud 

Jk, jk, I needed to update. Also fun fact, China is the largest contributing country for CO2 emission at 10.06 billion metric tons of CO2 a year. And yes, this very much so effects the ocean. I wont go into the science or this will be a rant.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!