I met him on a crappy day.

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Fučk me.

I can't believe this!

Like for real?!

I hasten my steps to get out of here but it doesn't matter.

It was fast.

He was fast.

"Noona!"

"Fučk you!" I scream back.

At this moment, I didn't even care if someone took me as a lunatic cause this man was driving me nuts.

No seriously, believe me.

It started around like a month ago.

I was walking home that night with my head hung low.

If my head could touch the ground, that's how my head hung.

I was fired from my job.

Someone asked me to get them a cup of coffee and I asked them how sweet would they want it and they said 'sweet like my girlfriend' and I kind of told them 'We don't sell ugly coffee'.

I just had to.

It was cringey.

On top of that, mom called me and told me that I need to get my ass married. I told her that my ass is married to tampons and toilet seats and it wants nothing more.

She almost disowned me, like what?

And on top of that, I broke up with my boyfriend before. He cheated on me and told everyone that he didn't know any peasant. He wouldn't date anyone like me ever.

It was two years ago and it was our anniversary today. I was pissed beyond limit.

And I just had to bump into someone.

Someone who looked like a coconut.

Okay, he was hot, but man, he was so persistent about everything.

I talked to him everyday when he came to the cafe I worked, and today I saw him.

He greeted me and walked me to my home.

After that, he would always come to my home with chocolates and chips.

And later, he proposed.

The worst part about it?

I turned him down.

He was sad but laughed and said, 'I Won't Leave you.'

Wow, right?

That lead me to hate him, be sarcastic and diss him continuously.

He still had faith in me.

Believe me, it hurt.

I felt bad for him.

He was so hot that he could get anyone within a snap of fingers, but man he just had to fall for a potato like me.

Jeon Jungkook was his name.

A twenty year old college boy, who fell for a older lady.

I turned the corner that lead to my home, and it was dark at night.

The street was silent and isolated.

No one was around and I didn't care.

It was nice to have a silent walk to home.

"Noona! Listen to me!"

Forgot him.

I roll my eyes and I swear it saw the back of my head by now.

"What do you want, coconut?" you grit your teeth.

"Noona, why do you ignore me so much? I just wanted to walk you home since it isn't fair for a lady to walk alone at night." he pouts.

"I don't need your help, Jungkook. I am fine by myself. Now scram."

I turn on my heels and walk towards my building.

Yes, finally home.

Before I could exit the alley, I get pulled back and slammed against the wall.

I hiss in pain.

Symptoms of getting old.

I open my eyes to see Jungkook hovering over me and staring at me intently.

Fu—

"Coco?", I mumble.

He smirks.

"You underestimate me everytime, and believe me, I am sick of it." he licks his lips slowly.

A silence.

"Why don't you apply some Chapstick for your lips? They look dry and you are licking them." I comment.

A blank look flashes over him.

"I am trying to be sexy here, Noona, what the hell?" he asks me.

I blush.

Fučk my loveless life.

"Well, you gotta try more to be appealing in front of me."

"Suyo?" another voice pops up and a shiver runs down my spine at the tone.

"Brother?" I mumble.

"Brother?" Jungkook mumbles as he lets go of me.

Jungkook turns around and I try to look behind him.

And crazy enough, my brothers were standing there with shopping bags in each of their hands.

Their jaws were hung open and the bags were almost hitting the ground.

"SeokJin! Taehyung! I—thi—"

"Who is this coconut?", Seokjin asks.

"H—"

"Your sister's boyfriend."

And the bags fell on the ground.

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Jeon Jungkook as Himself

Kim Seokjin as Himself

Kim Taehyung as Himself

Kim Namjoon as Himself

Jung Hoseok as Himself

Park Jimin as Himself

Min Yoongi as Himself

And...

Kim Suyo as You.

Hence, introducing...

A story of a young horny boy who falls for a potato, who is jobless, broken, sarcastic, a complete disser.

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By:
Aurora Daniel.

Cover by:
Min Judy.

Plot idea by:
Lee Jae-hi.

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