→ [ Summary ] :: People like to tell you you're one of the best chasers the Gryffindor team has ever produced in over a century. And you'd believe it, too, if they didn't pass the same exact praise onto the idiot who seemed to haunt both your dreams and your reality, who seemed to be always beside you no matter what the circumstance— Kim Taehyung. Him, one of the best chasers of the century? You could laugh for days just thinking about it. Doesn't really help that he'd constantly be doing the same to you if he had half the chance.

However, apparently the constant fighting between the two of you has finally gone too far. After a series of prideful, petty actions, words, and a prank gone too far during a critical game between the two of you that cost you your victory, your captain's had enough— until the two of you learn to be civil to each other, you're kicked off the team... and enchanted to be unable to leave the other's side for good measure.

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In which desperate times call for desperate measures (enter Professor Kim Seokjin) and its a miracle no one's died yet.

→ [ Genre ] :: severe e2l, like they genuinely hate each other, sports au, rivals au, hogwarts au

→ [ Pairing ] :: rich boy! Taehyung  &  absolutely done with his shit! Reader

→ [ Warnings ] :: Mentions of sex; strong language; Tae is rich af and you resent him for it; mentions of neglect; stereotypes; Taehyung is problematic and a prankster and you're done with his childishness; (he accidentally almost kills you); these two are seriously the best their banter is immaculate

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Name: Kim Taehyung

Gender: Male

House: Gryffindor

Position: Student; Quidditch Chaser

Wand: Dogwood, Dragon Heartstring, high flexibility, 11 1/2 inches

Patronus: Bengal Tiger