→ [ Summary ] :: Getting stuck in an enchanted closet with your longtime rival and potions project partner Kim Namjoon wasn't just not ideal. It was absolutely the worst way to spend a couple of hours until Filch found you two and doled out detention, but at least it had been over then, right? Wrong. If only getting stuck in the closet had been the last of the problems regarding it— rumors and old stories liked to spread, and word of a curse upon the entirety of your graduating year if you didn't happen to date after getting stuck in the place began ripping through the castle like wildfire. With the entire school on your backs, there was mutually only one way to get rid of these stupid rumors once and for all.

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In which you and Namjoon pretend to date to ward off the rumor of a curse on the closet of potions supplies you accidentally got stuck in.

→ [ Genre ] :: e2l, rivals au, fake dating au, hogwarts au

→ [ Pairing ] :: Head Boy! Namjoon & Head Girl! Reader

→ [ Warnings ] :: Mentions of abuse; mentions of sex; strong language; ooh boy here comes some FLOOF; and FIGHTING; FLUFFY FIGHTING = BANTER YES; no seriously proceed with caution cavities are a thing; Taehyung is Namjoon's brother and a bastard but it's okay he did it for the sake of LoVe; some graphic descriptions of curse consequences; peer pressure

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Name: Kim Namjoon

Gender: Male

House: Ravenclaw

Position: Student; Head Boy

Wand: Beech Wood, Phoenix Feather, mildly flexible, 13 inches

Patronus: Eagle Owl