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lauressa⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(𝒊𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒂𝒏)
hermione⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(𝒗𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏)
ron ⠀ ⠀⠀   ⠀⠀⠀(𝒘𝒂𝒓 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆)
harry⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓)
fred⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓)
george⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀(𝒂𝒏𝒕-𝒎𝒂𝒏)
ginny⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀(𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉)
pansy⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀(𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒘𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒘)
blaise⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒏)
zacharias⠀⠀(𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂)
draco⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀(𝒍𝒐𝒌𝒊)

war machine
i hate u

black widow
are you kidding me

iron man
loki was never an avenger
you UNCULTURED SWINE

loki
fuck off
loki is great

winter soldier
WHY AM I BUCKY

iron man
what's wrong w bucky??????

winter solider
nothing, he's great

iron man
mhm

vision
i knew i muted this gc for a reason

black widow
oUCH OK

war machine
leave

vision
make me

iron man
i still love you, hermione <3

vision
i love you more bb

scarlet witch
i have arrived
bow down to the strongest
avenger, hoes

captain america
time to go

scarlet witch
go suck a dick, zach

thor
I'M THE STRONGEST AVENGER

scarlet witch
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
you wish

loki
not today, brother

falcon
hell yeah, i'm sam wilson
CUT THE CHECK

black widow
SHUT THE FUCK UP

iron man
^

ant-man
this is dope

captain america
thanks, insect

ant-man
i changed my mind
fuck this
fuck y'all

winter soldier
lmaoooo

war machine
calm your tits

ant-man
i don't have tits

war machine
you sure about that??

ant-man

thor
wait why am i thor?
our personalities don't match
up AT ALL

iron man
i mean... you're both hot
so it kinda makes sense

loki
ew

thor
i am officially thor™

iron man
thor, i give you permission to
have my heart

black widow
get this heterosexual shit
outta my messages

vision
^

scarlet witch
^^

thor
and you have permission to take
mine

winter soldier
go flirt somewhere else

iron man

scarlet witch
OHYMGOD
ITS THOMAS
MY BABY
THE ONLY MAN I WOULD GO
STRAIGHT FOR

ant-man
wait a DAMN second

war machine
hold up

thor
what

vision
GINNY ARE YOU GAY TOO??????

war machine
"TOO"?????

black widow
the gays are rising
thank god

ant-man
everyone shut up
ginny, why didn't you tell us???

war machine
^

scarlet witch
i thought you knew...?

thor
well, you were wrong

scarlet witch
i've had the biggest crush on
luna lovegood since last year!
everyone knows this!!!

iron man
i can vouch for her
i knew

winter solider
i did too

loki
same

war machine
HOW DID MALFOY FIND OUT
BEFORE US
GINNY WHAT THE FUCK

scarlet witch
you guys need to take a xanax
and chill out

captain america
i know someone who sells some if
anyone needs some

falcon
really???

captain america
yeah, you need some?

falcon
could you not hear the
annoyance in my text?

captain america
...no

iron man
this gc is a mess™

war machine
AM I THE ONLY ONE STILL SHOOK
OVER THE FACT THAT HERMIONE IS GAY?

vision
yes, ronald.