He was fucked.

There was no better way of putting it.

He was so, so fucked.

Jeon Jungkook was dead meat.

Why?

Well now, that's a long story but it's a story worth listening to. So here goes. . .

Once upon a time—

Yah!! Not that long ago!

Right, so.

Shit went down two hours ago.

Here's what happened. . .