Totally Accurate Headcanons
• Lance steals Keith's gloves 24/7
• Lance sends Keith pics of random cool knifes he finds
• They go ice skating, and Keith is surprisingly good at it and Lance keeps slipping on his ass
• Keith secretly takes Spanish classes, and one day he surprises Lance by talking to him in Spanish
• Lance thinks Keith talking in Spanish is fucking hot
• When Keith gets tired, he just lies on Lance. No matter where, no matter when.
• Lance is an awesome dancer. And it turns Keith on
• Lance styles Keith's hair when he's bored
• they steal each other's clothes all the time
• they watch the Voltron show, and cant control their laughter
• "I say Vol, you say......"
"Voltron?"
"ITS BEEN 6 FUCKING YEARS KEITH!"
• they have a cat. They don't know where it came from and it doesn't have a name. They just have a cat.
• the once broke up for two weeks over a game of mario kart
• and they broke up for three weeks over monopoly
• if you can't tell, they're super fucking competitive
• Keith sometimes falls asleep with his earplugs in, so Lance takes one (expecting emo music), but instead it's really pretty 50's-80's songs
• Lance can play guitar and sing beautifully
• Keith can sing well too, but he saves it for the shower
• Lance cries whenever Keith gets a haircut
• when Keith gets drunk, he flirts with Lance like crazy and just rants about how much he loves him
• Keith is the little spoon
• and he bottoms
• they go to every pride event near them
• the gay jokes. Oh god the gay jokes.
• Lance is a professional pillow fort maker
• Keith doesn't get pop culture references
• whenever they're eating out with company, they start to fight and bicker, but they're holding hands under the table
• Lance loves the rain. So fucking much
• Lance makes references to the infamous bonding moment, and it pisses off keith
• "I KNEW YOU REMEMBERED IT!"
• They always go to see the new Star Wars movies, but they either don't remember what happened in the previous movie or they just make out
• Lance is a meme lord
to be continued....
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