Totally Accurate Headcanons


• Lance steals Keith's gloves 24/7

• Lance sends Keith pics of random cool knifes he finds

• They go ice skating, and Keith is surprisingly good at it and Lance keeps slipping on his ass

• Keith secretly takes Spanish classes, and one day he surprises Lance by talking to him in Spanish

• Lance thinks Keith talking in Spanish is fucking hot

• When Keith gets tired, he just lies on Lance. No matter where, no matter when.

• Lance is an awesome dancer. And it turns Keith on

• Lance styles Keith's hair when he's bored

• they steal each other's clothes all the time

• they watch the Voltron show, and cant control their laughter

• "I say Vol, you say......"
   "Voltron?"
    "ITS BEEN 6 FUCKING YEARS KEITH!"

• they have a cat. They don't know where it came from and it doesn't have a name. They just have a cat.

• the once broke up for two weeks over a game of mario kart

• and they broke up for three weeks over monopoly

• if you can't tell, they're super fucking competitive

• Keith sometimes falls asleep with his earplugs in, so Lance takes one (expecting emo music), but instead it's really pretty 50's-80's songs

• Lance can play guitar and sing beautifully

• Keith can sing well too, but he saves it for the shower

• Lance cries whenever Keith gets a haircut

• when Keith gets drunk, he flirts with Lance like crazy and just rants about how much he loves him

• Keith is the little spoon

• and he bottoms

• they go to every pride event near them

• the gay jokes. Oh god the gay jokes.

• Lance is a professional pillow fort maker

• Keith doesn't get pop culture references

• whenever they're eating out with company, they start to fight and bicker, but they're holding hands under the table

• Lance loves the rain. So fucking much

• Lance makes references to the infamous bonding moment, and it pisses off keith

• "I KNEW YOU REMEMBERED IT!"

• They always go to see the new Star Wars movies, but they either don't remember what happened in the previous movie or they just make out

• Lance is a meme lord

to be continued....

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