Jeremy is asleep. Fast fast asleep. He spent a whole day hanging with his boyfriend and played would you rather (in case you missed them playing check out part 2).

But after all that emotional trauma, he was pooped. So now he's sleeping. Sleeping sleeping sleeping sound.

"AND THERE HE GOES RACING TOWARDS THE TALLEST TREE-"

Jeremy shoots upright, his heart pounding as he's awoken by his ringtone. He snatches the phone, answering the call while rubbing his face.

"Yeah?" He yawns into the phone.

"JEREMY I STILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND" Micheal screeches into the phone.

"Micheal what the fuck~" Jeremy groans, still groggy from just waking up.

"Jeremy cut out that cute sleepy shit this is important" Micheal says seriously. "In the last chapter we broke up and I started dating Jenna for one of the questions, and we never got back together"

"We didn't?"

"We didn't"

Jeremy's jaw slowly drops. On one hand, he's a free man. He's a bisexual, skinny white boy; he meets everyone's standards!
But on the other hand, Micheal. Just Micheal.

"Micheal date me"

"I can't"

"What?! Why not?!"

"I'm dating Jenna"

"Break up with Jenna!"

"Why should I?"

"You're gay Micheal"

"Good point. Hey come over. We'll get back together and we'll play some more Would You Rather" Micheal suggests.

"Dude it's 4:28 am"

"And?"

Jeremy sighs for like twelve seconds.
"I'll be right over"

"Okay love you"

"You can't love me we're not dating"

"Then get over here so I can love you up real good"

"Dude shut up I'm coming"

Jeremy gets dressed; and by dressed I mean he throws a baggy hoodie over his bare chest and pyjamas bottoms.

He throws on a pair of fluffy socks instead of shoes, and doesn't bother with contacts so he leaves his glasses on.

Believe it or not, this isn't the first time Jeremy has gone to Micheals house in the middle of He night. It happens a lot. Like a lot.
So he and his dad have a system. He'll cycle to Micheals, leaving a note on the kitchen table so his dad doesn't think that he's kidnapped.

Fatherly figure,
Micheal called me screaming so I have to go and shut him up. You know the drill. He'll drive me back in the morning

- I shouldn't need to sign off my name who else would it be

And so Jeremy cycles over to Micheals. He runs into a few problems. First, it's dark and he's tired. Second, he's trying to to ride a bike in only socks. Third, he's shit at riding a bike. But you guys aren't here to hear about Jeremy riding a bike.

He gets to Micheals house, and the front door is open for him. He quietly steps over to the basement so not to wake the Mama Mells. As soon as he gets to the top of the basement stairs, he walks at a normal pace again.

"Mike I'm here" he says, still kinda quiet as he reaches the actual basement.

"Yes you're Heere I'm Mell we know we know" Micheal says from the couch, coming off as a little bit feral.

Micheal turns on the couch, spitting Jeremy. His eyes go wide and he smiles.

"𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹𝔂 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓳𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓶𝔂" he whispers happily.

"Huh?" Jeremy says, hopping onto the couch next to his boyfri- I mean, next to Micheal.

"Look you got the pj's and the glasses and the hair. You're sleepy time Jeremy. And sleepy time Jeremy is the cutest thing ever ever ever" Micheal smiles.

"Woah don't let your girlfriend hear you say that"

"Yes. Of course. I forgot why I summoned you here" Micheal pulls out his phone ringing Jenna.

She picks up straight away.
"Hey Jens" Micheal says to her. "I forgot to break up with you after Jeremy and I played the game, but we're broken up now okay? Okay good. Yup see you later. Love you too. Bye"

Micheal throws his phone across the room, turning to Jeremy and grabbing his hands.
"Jeremiah Heere-"

"My name isn't Jeremiah it's just Jeremy"

"Shhh I'm asking you out. Jeremiah Heere will you go out with me?"

Jeremy pretends to think.
"I don't know I'm gonna have to think about it-"

"Okay you little shit we're dating now and I'm gonna kiss sleepy time Jeremy"

Micheal grabs Jeremy's face, sweetly kissing him.

"Micheal the readers are here" Jeremy pulls back to remind him.

"Oh yes sorry sorry" he adjusts his glasses. "Welcome again guys, gals and non binary pals. My phone is probably shattered on the ground over there, so Jerry you're gonna read out the questions for us"

"Wait- are we gonna do the option we pick?" Jeremy asks.

"I-" Micheal stops and thinks for a moment. "Maybe. Depends on the question. I don't wanna be sacrificing you to any demons"

"Okay first is from- Wait do we say who asks the questions? No? Okay. First question: would you rather have someone steal your spoons, or have someone steal your video games?"

"Spoons" "Video Games" They say at the same time.

"Why did you say video games?"

"Why did you say spoons?"

"Micheal we must've spent over five hundred dollars on video games at this point. They'll be hella expensive to replace. Spoons only cost like ten dollars"

"Clearly you don't feel emotionally attached to your spoons you psycho" Micheal grumbles, pouting.

Jeremy doesn't know whether to roll his eyes or laugh.
"Wow okay. While you're over there shoving spoons up your butt, I'm gonna read the next question. Would you rather eat a bowl of nails or spend four weeks apart with no contact?"

"It has to be the four weeks right?" Micheal says.

"Oh definitely. I am not fucking up my mouth forever" Jeremy agrees.

Micheal smirks.
"Yeah it would suck if your mouth got fucked up cause you wouldn't be able to suck my d-"

"-ELICIOUS NOODLES!" Jeremy screeches, before slapping his hands over his mouth.

"Oh my god I forgot that it's 4am I'm so sorry" Jeremy whisperers.

"The basement's soundproof man don't worry. Did you not know this?"

"Clearly not" Jeremy hisses.

Micheal grabs the phone cause he wants to read the next question cause he's a child.
"Would you rather die having sex or never have sex again"

Jeremy and Micheal do that laugh thing where they're just chuckling and saying "oh ho ho"

"Die having sex" they say in unison, looking right into the camera.

"I don't think you guys can comprehend how good our sex is" Micheal says.

"Okay Mike tone it down" Jeremy whispers.

"Okay next- Oh. Remember that nails question? It wasn't nails like hammer and nails. The person just specified that the nails are fingers and toenails. God that's fucking gross"

Jeremy gags. Literally gags. Poor baby.

"Anyways moving on. Aww someone complimented by fedora thank you- okay lets do the actual question. Would you rather read smut or watch porn?"

"Oh god do I have to answer this?" Jeremy asks, wincing.

"Of course you do"

"Oh god okay- so. I don't really read smut. I just can't get into it. And, I know this will surprise you guys, but I watch a lot of porn so . . ." Jeremy's face turns dark red.

"Guys I'm a fanfiction fan" Micheal says proudly. "Smut all the way"

"Oh god this one is scary. Would you rather be in a soulmate au where ya'll aren't soulmates- then there's like a little emoji thing- or have the Squip permanently back?"

"None of the above!" Jeremy cries. "Bitch those options suck! God where's the wholesome questions"

"Okay lemme read ahead . . . okay okay okay would you rather kiss or cuddle (oo fluffyyy)" Micheal reads.

"Yes that's perfect! Yes! And I pick both because fuck the rules" Jeremy says happily.

"Here's another wholesome one! Would you rather always top or never top?"

Jeremy's eyes go wide.
"I'm not gonna answer this. I don't wanna expose my . . . uh . . . situation in bed"

"That's fair babe. You don't have to answer anything you don't want to" Micheal looks to the readers. "I pick always top"

Jeremy throws his hands up as if to say "wow thanks for just exposing me man"

"NEXT QUESTION!" Micheal swiftly moves on. "This one is for me- Micheal: would you rather let Jeremy steal your hoodie for a week or not have Crystal Pepsi for a week?"

"Please pick the hoodie one I want your hoodie" Jeremy says quickly, eyes sparkling a little.

"Babe-"

"Pick the hoodie one"

"Okay I pick the hoodie one"

"Yay!" Jeremy grins quietly.

"Now Jer here's your one: Jeremy: would you rather pay for Micheal's slushies for a week or be forced to listen to your least favourite song on loop for a week?"

"Easy. Least favourite song. I don't think you guys realise how many slushies Micheal buys. Considering I have like ten dollars to my name, I'd go broke on the first day"

"Out of curiosity, what is your least favourite song?" Micheal asks.

Jeremy's face goes dark, his eyes squinting.
"Say So by Doja Cat" He broods.

Micheal decides not to press further, and you guys shouldn't either. Just leave Jeremy to his music.

"Okaaaaayyy moving on . . . ooo we're in the final stretch. Only four questions left. Wanna go a quick fire round?"

"Yeah sure"

"Okay this one is for me. Micheal: would you rather always have to pee or have no fingers? Always have to pee. Worst case scenario I cut my dick off"

"Dude what?" Jeremy laughs.

"It's a quick fire round I don't have time to think shut up. Jeremy: would you rather drown in tic tacs or have Micheal be transformed into a goat?"

"Uhhhhhh tic tacs!" He chooses quickly.

"Question for us both: would you rather be pregnant or have menstruation?"

"Pregnant" Jeremy says.
"Menstruation. It's called MENstruation for a reason"

"Dude what the fuck" Jeremy laughs.

"Moving on. Micheal: would you rather break up with Jeremy for rich or Jake? Okay I know Rich and I are sort of a token couple, but I'd go Jake. He's tall. I like tall"

"Yay I'm tall" Jeremy says, punching the air in unenthusiastic celebration.

"Okay next- Wait that's all the questions. Huh"

"Why were most of the questions for you? This is favouritism" Jeremy points out.

"I'm sorry sweetie I'll make sure to have lots of questions for you next time" Micheal promises.

"So there's gonna be a part four?" Jeremy asks.

"Yes there will be. But until then, my dear readers, I hope you all have having a great week and I hope you guys all stay safe. Remember that we both love you very much and you have awesome hair. Farewell!"

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These chapters are fun to write. I hope you guys like this series cause they're really fun to write in quarantine.

Don't forget to get some fresh air today kids

- Avery