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She also wrote a Squip Squad New Years one shot so check it out in her admin book.

Also, the ships in this one shot are Boyf Riends (obviously), PInkberry, Richjake and Cinnabun.

Also I don't know if you can tell how much I love wholesome lesbian content so there's lots of it.

Okay to the one shot.
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8 : 3 2 p m

"Now, I would like to thtart the evening by thaying that if one of you thay 'bruh' one more fUCKING TIME I'm going to break some fucking thhins"

The gang are back together again with four and a half hours to go. Midnight and the new century are just around the corner, so the squad are celebrating by meeting up. On a roof. For some reason.

After the fire, Jake moved into an apartment- it's still luxurious, but it's nothing compared to his old place. Still, no one complained when he suggested a mini camping expedition on the flat rooftop of the building.

The roof is flat, with the wall going up about a metre around the edge. Theres a doorway that opens to the staircase that leads down to the apartment building.

And though jakes apartment lacks in quality, one place where it excels is location. He has a beautiful view of New Jersey, making it ideal for camping.

Each couple arrives with a tent to share.

First to arrive, are Brooke and Chloe. They're always great at being punctual no one knows why. They don't both stop pat Jakes apartment, instead going straight to he roof.

Chloe slips the tent out of its bag. It clatters to the ground. She picks it up between her short manicured fingers. The wind blows gently against her stomach, which is exposed due to her black crop top. In fairness, it's her fault for wearing cute but skimpy clothing to a fucking rooftop in December. Holding the tent, realising there's no way she'll be able put it together by herself. She looks around for her girlfriend, to see her standing against the wall.

Brooks arms are outstretched, her eyes closed and head tilted back. She smiles gently as the sun shines against her face. The light breeze combs through her blonde hair and through her baggy cardigan. Brooks wearing a light blue shirt and jeans, with a huge yellow cardigan on top.

Chloe can't help but smile at her adorable girlfriend. She shakes her head, her brown hair falling in front of her face as she creeps over to Brooke.

She gently wraps her arms around the blondes waist, placing her chin on her shoulder.

"You happy over here, babe?"

Brooke chuckles, lowering her arms to hug Chloe's. She doesn't open her eyes, but dimples form on her cheeks as she grins.

"Much happier now that you're here"

Chloe presses a gentle kiss to her girlfriends cheek. She takes this moment to stare out at the view. The sun is low in the sky, spreading streaks of orange and pink and blue behind the skyline.

"Only a few hours until the new decade- how are you feeling?" Chloe asks gently.

"I don't know" Brooke replies. "Excited, maybe? I'm not sure yet. I guess we'll have to wait and see when the time comes"

Chloe nods in agreement, and goes to speak when she's interrupted by the loud squeak of the door opening behind them.

"HOWDY ASSHOLES!" "BONJOUR LESBIANS!"

"Dude we were supposed to say the same thing"

"I thought we agreed on calling them lesbians"

"Why on earth would we call them lesbians?"

"Because they're lesbians"

"You're a lesbian"

"Dude no"

"HEY MICHEAL HEY JEREMY!" Brooke calls to her homosexual homies.

"HOWDY ASSHOLES!"

"Micheal dude they're l e s b i a n s" Jeremy says, throwing their tent to the ground.

"Whatever" Micheal laughs.

Brooke and Chloe exchange a look, as if to say "ahhhh yes these are our lovely friends". The pair step away from the wall, and take each others hands. They walk gracefully like the lesbian goddesses they are over to Micheal and Jeremy who are wrestling over the tent like two twigs in the wind.

Jeremy manages to snatch the tent, quickly pulling it out of the bag.

"Jeremy, honeycheeks, you don't know how to put up a tent" Micheal says, putting his hands on his waist.

"JeReMy YoU cAnT pUt Up A teNt" he mimics back, fiddling with poles and material. He takes the tent and slides a pole in it, only to see it doesn't fit.

The other three watch him in shame.

"Hey Jerry how about I help you make yours and micheals tent, and Micheal helps chloe make our one" Brooke cuts in, crouching down next to her friend.

8 : 5 1 p m

The two pairs have the tents up and working as Christine and Jenna arrive about 10 minutes later. The two girls are wearing matching purple bomber jackets, with white sleeves and an intricate logo on the book.

"Hey look more lesbians!" Michael exclaims, sticking his head out from his tent.

"Ooo there's more!" Brooke says, climbing out of her yellow fort of a tent.

"Glad to see you're excited to see us" Christine smiles throwing her backpack on the ground.

"Woah did you guys put up the tents without us?" Jenna cries in exaggerated fake offended-ness.

"Well it's your faults for being late!" Jeremy makes an appearance. He crawls out of the tent behind Micheal, getting to his feet.

"Oh whatever" Jenna dismisses him. She pulls the tent out of the bag, and throws it in the air. It automatically unfolds, and lands as a perfect tent.

"Woaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Micheal wobbles to his feet, waving his hands around dramatically. "We could've just- thrown our tents in the air instead of playing jigsaw for six hours?!"

"Micheal we took like ten minutes" Chloe yells from inside hers and Brookes tent.

"Yeah so like six hours!" Michael cries.

"Okay enough yelling over our awesome tent" Christine laughs. "Wheres shorty and tree trunk?"

"I actually have no idea" Brooke says, reaching for her phone.

"They're probably fucking" Micheal says with a serious face.

"Oh quiet Micheal they're not fucking" The blonde girl dismisses him, calling her friends.

The phone rings.

"Hey Rich!" Brooke smiles into the phone. "We're all here now and we're wondering if you're ever gonna join us- . . . . . . . yeah Chrissy and Jen just arrived now . . . . . .oh . . . . OH . . . . . it's been like twenty minutes how are you- . . . . . are you still- . . . . . . . . . . . . . okay I'm hanging up just get up here"

Brooke hands up.

She stares at the phone in her hands for a minute.

"Yeah they're fucking"

"I FUCKIN' CALLED IT!" Michael exclaims.

8 : 5 9 p m

The final couple eventually arrive, Rich holding a huge tent bag as Jake drags up a little barbecue. Both of them are a little pink in the face with slightly disheveled hair, and Jake is suspiciously wearing the worlds ugliest turtleneck. Everyone's too scared to question it. After another quick tent set up, the sun is nearly fully set in the sky.

Micheal and Rich get the barbecue going to the gang can cook up some sausages and s'mores. Michael sits grumpily, scowling as he flips the food. Rich rolls his eyes.

"JEREMY!" He screams even though Jeremy is literally three feet away from him. "YOUR BOYFRIEND ITH MOODY AND HE'TH BEING A LITTLE BITCH BOY!"

Jeremy pulls a face at Rich, as if to say "Dude I'm right next to you the fuck?". Regardless, he gets to his feet and tip toes behind to his boyfriend. Jeremy wraps his arms around Micheals neck, resting his chin on his shoulder.

"Micheal?"

"Mmm?"

"You want to talk about it?"

"I can't believe we could've just gotten a tent that immediately sets itself up" Micheal grumbles.

Jeremy chuckles, planting a kiss on his cheek.

"Ugh get a room" Jenna jokes, throwing a marshmallow at the boyfs.

Jeremy ducks the marshmallow by dramatically leaping away from Micheal. He lands on the beanbag behind him with an 'oof'. Micheal sticks out his tongue at Jenna, throwing a raw sausage in retaliation.

"EW MICHEAL NO SAUSAGES ARE GROSS!" Jenna shrieks, jumping to her feet.

"That's why you're dating me, babe" Christine says, not looking up from her 'Modern Herstory' book.

Micheal curses loudly from the barbecue, clutching his hand like it's a dead fish. Jeremy sits up from the beanbag, cocking his head to the side.

"You alright there bruh?" Jeremy asks his boyfriend.

"Nah bruh" He whinces, one eye scrunched shut. "'I burned my hand on the barbie and he hurts like shit bruh"

"Want me to take over for you bruh?"

"Thanks bruh"

Jeremy takes the spatula from him, switching seats so he's sitting next to Rich.

"You might want to get some ice on that bruh" Jeremy says to Micheal.

Rich slaps his hands on his thighs, getting to his feet. He claps his hands together, getting everyones attention.

"Thankth for being here everyone. Thpending New Yearth with my beth friendth ith a dream come true and i know it'th gonna be great. Now, I would like to thtart the evening by thaying that if one of you thay 'bruh' one more fUCKING TIME I'm going to break some fucking thhins"

Jeremy and Micheal exchange a look.

"Oh no bruh" Jeremy says. "Our shins are no more"

Rich proceeds to smack him with a spatula.

9 : 1 3 p m

"I wanna watch a movie" Chloe announces,  chomping into her s'more.

"Last movie of the decade" Micheal says like the stoner he is.

"I think that's a great idea, Chlo" Jake yawns, cursing himself for being tired this early. "Does anyone have any requests?"

"Ooo can we watch The Greatest Showman?" Christine suggests.

"I vote for the Cats movie" Rich yells.

Everyone ignores him.

"How about . . . . fuck I don't know . . . . . Cars?" Jeremy spitballs.

"I have the Cars DVD downstairs. Cars could work" Jake adds.

"All in favour of Cars, raise your hand" Jeremy says.

Everyone raises their hand. Micheal looks around the group, counting the hands.
"Wait where's Brooke?"

"She's in the 'Brooke Fort'" Chloe says, talking about the bright yellow tent behind her.

"IM TEAM CARS!" Brooke yells from the tent.

Jake says he'll grab the DVD if the others set up the giant sheet. After some exchanged glances of confusion, Rich and Micheal go setting up the huge sheet.

It takes much longer than they'd like to admit.

But eventually they have the two poles on stands, with a large tarp-like sheet between them. Jake pops the DVD into this little projector box, and props it on top of the barbecue so it can project onto the tarp.

After another long ass montage of moving pillows and duvets around to everyone's comfortable, the movie starts playing.

1 1 : 2 3 p m

The final credits roll and Jake switches off the little projector.

"Well that was fuckin' lit" Micheal says, chomping happily on Cheetos.

"Yeah it was- Wait, Chrissy are you crying?" Brooke turns to her friend, who's cuddled up against Jenna.

Christine nods her head, pressing a tissue to her eyes.
"The movie is just . . . . it's just so emotional ya know? It's an inspiration I can't . . . ."

"Okay breathe babe" Jenna cuddles her close.

Love me some wholesome lesbians.

"How long till midnight?" Jeremy asks, no one bothering to actually answer his question.

"About two hourth" rich guesses, juggling packets of skittles like the legend he is.

"Woah I just had a genius idea" Micheal jumps to his feet. Jeremy mutters something under his breath about being mad that he can't cuddle Micheal anymore.

"Why don't we watch . . . wait for it . . . Cars 2"

"That's a pretty smart idea" Chloe shrugs. "Will we get to watch it all? How long is Cars 2?"

"The cars 2 runtime is about 106 minutes" Jake says casually. "So we wouldn't be able to watch all of it before midnight. As of right now this minute, it's 11:25 pm, so we'd only get to watch 35 minutes of the movie, 34 if we want time for the countdown"

Everyone stares at Jake with wide eyes. He looks back at them confused.

"What? I like Cars" he confesses.

"I have never loved you more than I do right now" Rich says, deadpan.

"So is everyone up for 35 minutes of Cars 2?" Jenna says.

Jake runs downstairs to get the dvd.

1 1 : 5 9 p m

Much to everyones anguish, Jake pauses the movie.

"One minute till midnight folks" He happily announces.

All the couples start chatting excitedly, getting to their feet.

"Wait does anyone have a clock so we can count down?" Christine asks.

Chloe pulls out her phone and opens the clock. The hours, minutes and seconds are displayed on the bright screen. She lies it on top of the projector in the middle of the couples. The squad stand around the phone like a cult, arms around each others shoulders.

"You nervous, Jer?"

"Oh verrrry nervous. What if the new decade doesn't like me! What if it thinks I'm weird!"

"Okay okay Mr Sassy Pants"

"You not gonna cry this time, are you?"

"Hey leave me alone! It was a sad movie!"

"Cars is not a sad movie"

"CaRs Is NoT a sAd mOvIe"

"It's so cold out here"

"It's midnight in December. It's meant to be cold"

"Hmmmm I don't like it"

"After the countdown, we can go back into the fort and cuddle all night. How about that?"

"I love you so much"

"Any New Yearth Retholutionth?"

"No, but I'm guessing your one involves getting taller"

"I want a divorce"

"Gays shut your face it's the countdown!" Christine exclaims, nodding towards Chloes phone.

" T E N "

They pull closer together.

" N I N E "

Six unlikely friends, all with racing hearts and adrenaline in their veins.

" E I G H T "

Grins plastered on their faces. They're the happiest they've ever been.

" S E V E N "

It's all because they're together.

" S I X "

And all that other cheesy stuff.

" F I V E "

You get the idea.

" F O U R "

And now I've run out of things to type between each number.

" T H R E E "

So. . . . what's your favourite pizza topping?

" T W O "

It's finally happening.

" O N E "

It happened.

" H A P P Y  N E W  Y E A R "

Kisses are shared- some lasting longer than others (I'm looking at you Rich you horndog). But gross tongue wrestling aside, the group smile at each other. Jenna laughs.

"Happy new year assholes" Jeremy says. Rich slaps him on the back.

"Happy New Years" are passed around, but the group falls into silence.

"So" Jake claps his hands together. "Cars 3 anyone?"

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I finally wrote it! This is whole heartedly dedicated to @bemoredramatic who inspired this one shot. I love you so much dude you're incredible!

And I hope all of you have the best year of your lives. You've made 2019 one of my best years ever and I can't say thank you enough.

- Avery