I've been working on this for a while and I'm not gonna lie I'm very proud of parts of it.

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[Jeremy] 
Shock

[Christine]
Play

[Brooke]
Ride

[Squip]
0 1

[Rich]
Halloween

[Micheal]
Loser

[repeat that a few times, then repeat faster]

[Everyone]
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame!
If you had been there!
If you had seen it!
I bet that you would've done the same!

[Jeremy]
You know how some people treat you when you're feeling down.
Take the Squip.
The Squip liked to zap me . . .
. . . no not zap . . . shock!
So I came home from school one day and I'm real upset and I just want to lie down and sleep.
And there's the Squip, just standing there, angry, and zapping.
No not zapping . . . shocking!
And I tell him- I say you shock me one more time . . .
And he did.
So I take my dad's shotgun and shoot him right in the control centre;
My. Own. Head.

[Everyone]
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He only had himself to blame!
If you had been there!
If you had seen it!
I bet that you would've done the same!

He had it coming . . .

[Christine]
I joined play rehearsal in my high school about three years ago.
Everyone told me I was talented, and I settled in right away.
So I started auditioning.
A play would come up, I'd audition.
Then I found out.
'Talented' they told me.
Talented my ass.
I was cast, oh yes,
Cast in ensemble. One of the extras, ya know?
So that night during rehearsal,
I got us all Starbucks as usual.
I guess the leads can't hold their arsenic.

[Everyone]
He had it coming!
He had it coming!
He took a flower in its prime.
And they he used it,
And he abused it.
It was a murder, but not a crime!

[Brooke]
So there I am in Pinkberry,
getting some fro-yo for dinner.
And it walks my best friend Chloe in a jealous rage.
"You've been screwing Jeremy!" she yells.
She was crazy! She kept on screaming, "You've been screwing Jeremy!"
And then she ran into my car.
She ran into my car ten times.

[Everyone]
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!

[Squip]
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[Jeremy]
Yeah, but did ya do it?

[Squip]
Nuh uh! Not! Guilty!

[Everyone]
They had it coming . . .

[Rich]
My Squip and I used to kick all kinds of ass, and the old me was left to rot.
Now, the old me used to be bullied ruthlessly;
"Stupid!" "Ugly!" "Dork!" "Microdick!" "Gay!" insults would pile on, one right after the other.
So this one night I'm at Jake's Halloween party, boozing, having a few laughs,
when my Squip starts acting up, insulting me like bullies used to.
But, the moment that I knew that the Squip had to go,
was when I see my friend Jake, and the Squip calls me "gay!"
Well, I was in such a state on shock, I completely blacked out I don't remember a thing.
It wasn't till later, when I was washing the gasoline off my hands that I even knew what I'd done!

[Rich] [Everyone]
They had it coming! (They had it coming!)
They had it coming! (They had it coming!)
They had it comin' all along
I didn't do it (he didn't do it)
But if I'd done it (but if he'd done it)
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' (they had it comin')
They had it comin' all along (they took a flower in its prime)
I didn't do it (and then they used it)
But if I'd done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Micheal]
I loved Jeremy Heere more than I can possibly say.
He was my best friend, a gamer.
But he always wanted to improve himself; he would try everyday to improve himself
and as he did he called me "dork", "idiot", "pathetic" and "loser".
You could say that we stopped being friend because of gaming differences;
He thought he was starting a new game, but I made sure it was game over!

[Everyone]
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bumThey had it comin'
They had it comin'
They had it comin' all along
'Cause if they used us
And they abused us
How could you tell us that we were wrong?They had it comin'
They had it comin'
They only had theyself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same

[Everyone overlapping]
You shock me one more time . . .
Talented my ass . . .
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Called my "gay" . . .
Game over . . .

[Jeremy]
Shock

[Christine]
Play

[Brooke]
Ride

[Squip]
0 1

[Rich]
Halloween

[Micheal]
Loser