Kirai P.O.V

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HOLY MOTHER OF MEATBALLS WAKE UP!!

"ARGHHHH!!!" I shouted waking up

I hold my head and sigh a breath of relief.

"Oh thank god it was all a dream." I said with a massive hangover.

I pull the sheets off my body only to see a tall man hold my waist.

I did the only thing I could.

I screamed.

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"GET AWAY!!" I say then slammed my foot.

My foot kept hiting him in the face while screaming.

"YOU DIRTY OLD PERVERT LET ME GO!" I shouted slamming my foot in his face.

"Please-"

Stomp

"Stop-"

Stomp

"It-"

sto-

He caught my foot.

He looked at me and i looked at him.

Then we both screamed.

Footsteps came running and i kidd you not a freaking talking pig walked in.

"WHATS WITH ALL THE RUCKUS!" The pig said.

"Its a talking pig." I whisper.

I was pushed out the bed.

"Master, could you tell me what the heck is going on?" The old gery haired shirtless scared MIGHTY AB-BEUTIFUL guy said.

The pig snorted. "As if I know."

Soon a boy with blondle hair and Princess Elizabeth walked in.

Of course she would be here.

"So, youre finally awake." The blonde says. 

"CAP'N! YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON DONT YA!" The old gery haired shirtless scared MIGHTY AB-BEUTIFUL guy said.

"Of course." He smiled. "Might wanna settle in for this one."

I get up and sit on the bed only to be thrown off.

So I just settle the floor.

"ALRIGHT! It all started when- Kirai here- Got the right amount of drunk."

Third P.O.V

In the boar hat a drunk girl and tispy  man were .

"IM TELLING YOU IM A GOD DANG MERMAID!!" The girl shouted

"Whatever you say wings." The gery man said.

"You-hiccup- know what Ill prove it." She grabbed ban and dragged him outside.

Ban being very iggnorant followed her with no protest.

They came to a stop infront of a pond.

The girl put 2 fingers to her head.

"Te fue meiv."she whispered.

Water went everywhere and soon the drunk girl had a tail.

"*brup* See!" She said waggy her tail out the pond.

Ban looked at it. "Pretty!" He touched the tip.

Everyone knows you dont touch the tip.

Out of nowhere a small girl floated over them.

When the girl looked at the gery headed girl she nearly slammed her face on a wall.

She knew that this girl would forever bond with someone but she didnt know she'd do it drunk.

"Whatever, Papa's gonna kill you when he finds out." The girl said.

Her eyes gerw white and her white hair floated everyway.

"I Kai Nashi, pronouce Ban and Kirai Forever bonded!" She shouted. "Alright bye."

And like that she was gone.

"Woah." Kirai said "THAT WAS MY SISTER!"

"WE'RE MARRIED!?!" Ban said.

"No we're foever bonded theres a difference." Kirai said poking his nose.

Ban picked Kirai up.

He ran up his room ignoring Meliodas stare.

He placed her on his bed.

He was pacing around the room.

"I CANT BE MARRIED!!" Ban shouted

"WE'RE NOT MARRIED!" KIRAI SHOUTED ONCE AGAIN!!

"Ya know what Ill do what ever it takes to make this marriage work." Ban said.

"Awwe." A certain gaint said seeing everything happen

Kirai's P.O.V

"And thats about it." Bondlie finished

I stood up.

Inhaled deeply.

And slammed my head on the wall.

"ARGHEUDNUZ IM GONNA KILL HER!!" I shouted with rage. "BAKE HER INTO FISH STEW AND SERVE HER WITH RANCH!! THEN ILL GO TO THE AFTER LIFE AND KILL HER AGAIN!!"

"Really you think you could kill you sister?"

"Speak of the devil and he will reveal himself." I said looking at my sister. "YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!" I said throwing anything at her.

She squealed at me and ducked behind blondie who had a blank face.

"Its not my fault you got drunk and forever bonded with one of the Seven deadly sins."

"Seven deadly sins?" I said looking at them

"Name Ban sin of greed." The old gery haired shirtless scared MIGHTY AB-BEUTIFUL guy said.

The gaint outside looked at me. "Names Diane Sin of envy."

"My names Meliodas sin of Wrath."

"AND IM HAWK THE DISPOSAL SERVE OF THE BOAR HAT!" The pig said.

I looked at the princess as she glared at me.

I turned to Kai slowly. "Im gonna roast you alive you damn fish!" I tackled her.

-Timeskip-

We all stood outside walking with Diane. As The princess patched up ny sisters wounds.

"Sorry sis I didnt know what came over me." I said.

"Hate." She muttered.

"Ill do it again you fish goblin." I said as my eyes formed big white cricles and a crooked smile.

"So," Ban said "how do we reverse this bond thing. Cause I already ggot someone and i dont really need this."

"Okay, 1. Ouch that hurt. 2. We cant reverse it." I say sitting cris cross on Dianes shoulder.

"And why is that?" Ban asked angirly

"I dont think you know the meaning of Forever." I said

"I dont get it." Meliodas said.

I sighed. "The bond is like a ..... key and lock if you need the key to unlock the lock but if you lose the key aka one of us die then you have to move on and find another key." I say while playing in Dianes hair. "Soft."

"So if you die im free."

"Yes."

Ban leaps at me with his fist in the air.

He comes to punch me but it stopped by a force feild breaking his hand.

"w-WHAT!" He shouts.

"The bond has rules Moron." I say.

"Like!?" He shouted

I raised a eyebrow at him. "Like, you cant kill your spouse."

"But youre not my spouse." He glared at me. "Ya know what it doesnt even matter. You'll die half way into this trip anyway."

"You think im weak?" I said.

"Yes." Ban said walking away. "And anyoying."

I looked at him then looked straight ahead. "Heh heh nice." I said

"So, Eli w-"

"Dont call me that." Everyone looked her as she glared at me.

I stare at her with a blunt look i picked my ear with my pinkie. "Dont tell me youre still mad at me for something that happened 5 years ago."

"Yes, I actually am." She huffed

"Elizabeth." Hawk whispered

"sigh, what a shame. You are such a smart girl but cant see a hero when they come to you drunk." I said

"All I see is the same criminal who was banished from my kingdom 5 years ago!" She shouted

I clenched my teeth.

"Alright thats enough." Meliodas said

I only huffed.

"Whatever."